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Topic: CPig’s Fleshlight Review
Thanks to the influence of more than one brother on this site. I finally took the Fleshlight plunge and have had two weeks to use it. Having had a recent one night stand a couple of weeks before the Fleshlight order the feel of a real pussy around CPig’s Mr. Happy is freshly imprinted along with that of my right hand.
I chose the classic Pink Lady due to not knowing exactly where to start plus it was the cheapest. It does appear the Pink Lady is easier to clean than the other models which promise a more intense masturbation session. Hell, collect them all.
It’s kind of weird. I feel like I am having to completely retrain myself as a masturbator after 37 years of experience. It’s not quite like rubbing one out by hand and not quite like banging a real woman. It takes some getting used to masturbating with this thing. I’m still learning it and am still working my head around placing my Mr. Happy into this fine contraption.
Let’s start with the bad things since they are minor. As stated by others make sure you use plenty of lubricant, as penile chafing is a definite possibility here. The cleanup is not that bad. It does require rinsing with warm water and a discreet airy place to dry out. You definitely do not want Aunt Bessie to see it so Fleshlight use does require a little more planning. There will be times when it’s just easier to rub one out. I will say it’s much more sanitary than blowing a load onto some nasty cum rag. I live alone so the suction sound really is not an issue for me.
Now for the hand versus c~~~ part, I will unequivocally state that your hand is just not capable of doing what this wonderful device is capable of doing for you. It does feel pretty good and emulates a real pussy fairly well considering it’s a cast silicone rubber something vaginal inspired polymer. The orgasms are much more intense than with your hand too.
A pussy is more slippery and has a whole body you can play with plus it makes all kinds of cool sounds while you drill it. A Fleshlight can’t compete.
A Fleshlight cannot falsely charge you with rape. A Fleshlight does not care if you jack off with your hand or see other women. A Fleshlight cannot get pregnant or spermjack you. A Fleshlight does not nag or open secret credit cards in your name. A Fleshlight knows it’s place which is to be seen on demand and not heard. A Fleshlight will never, never cheat and bring home a nasty STD present for you. A Fleshlight is like a good Labrador loyal and just wants to please you.
Advantage Fleshlight! They really do need to make a Fleshlight sammich making model.
Hi,
It’s been a while since I have been here. Some of you might remember the crap I put up from a cold and loveless wife! Some of you said that after I finally got a new job (after years of unemployment), that she would not change. Well you were right! She DID NOT CHANGE! In fact, when I suggested we have celebration sex you know what she said to me? Wait until you’re working first. Can you believe it? Well that job only lasted 6 months. So here I am again unemployed and looking for a new job.We have not had sex once in 2016. And we only had sex 1 or 2 in 2015. She has gotten worse! I just tried to give her a hug because I am trying to be more positive. Do you know what she did? She did what she has been doing to me for years. She protested and said “okay, okay” and did not even hug be back. She tried to put her arms around my elbow or whatever she did. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! You guys are right! Women are NOT WORTH THE HUMILIATION!!
I got some good advice from some guys a year or two ago on what to do to get out of this joke that is supposed to be a marriage. I think one or two of you said to get a copy of all my paperwork to find out how much we are worth. I could use a fresher course! What steps do I take? Anyone?Thanks
Today I finally signed the divorce papers. Last week I went there but there was a document that I didn’t recognize and prevented me from signing. My lawyer explained what the document was over email and today I finally went back and signed.
It was bittersweet.
It was also painful.
Memories started flowing, then started thinking, visiting places on the Internet I should have not, places where I knew I could see some messages she left in the past.
It almost made me cry to the point where I was about to send her a very brief text message with the words “I’m sorry. I love you”. I didn’t do it, but damn I was close…
Instead I smoked, and smoked and went to exercise. Then came back and had soup and salad for dinner. Now I’m here pondering, thinking about it… thinking about how beautiful and comfy it felt to live under that illusion: a woman’s love.
Then I found a recent comment of her online where she says that I’m an abusive person and a liar. That’s all I am to her these days. It was tough to read that I’m not going to lie. I felt like I failed her and I failed myself. But then I go back to all the conversations and events I have been slowly deconstructing and come back to the same realization: to blame it all on me is the easiest path to self-validation.
I don’t blame her for everything, nor do I blame myself for everything. I acknowledge good and bad and try to learn from it.
After deeply reflecting on the situation I went on to delete my professional webpage to finally get rid of every trace left of an online presence I had. Except for this forum, I’m practically a ghost now and I plan to remain like this forever. I had already given up all my other social media accounts in the past, but now there’s literally nothing left.
I feel a sense of relief and a bit of sadness at the same time.
I know it will go away as I keep working on what truly matters and improving myself.
Just thought I’d share…
Thank you for reading guys!
J
Topic: Good Evening Gentlemen
My name is Alexander. Not Alex, that is a unisex name-Alexander.
I’m just one class shy of earning my BA in Political Science. I am a political animal and I will be a regular on the Political Corner. I unfortunately live in Rhode Island, the home of liberal nutjobs and radical feminazis. The few conservatives we have here are all cucks anyway. I plan on moving as soon as possible, preferably to a cold climate like Alaska or Idaho (my birthplace of Minnesota and other northern states have been hijacked by the Left).
Growing up in the most liberal state in the Union, as well as attending public school, my “teachers” attempted to brainwash us all into being members of the Cultural Marxist hive. Most of it didn’t stick, but some of it did. I was taught to be a docile pussy who shouldn’t be aggressive or manly. Even the “manliest” of my classmates told me to shave my hairy chest. I was ostracized for keeping my natural male body hair and growing my beard in 11th grade.
When interacting with the opposite sex, I was taught to basically be a kitchen bitch (aka omega male) and let the woman lead in the relationship. And I bought into it…and didn’t get laid until I was 20. However, while in high school I realized that the girls I ignored or didn’t give the time of day often had crushes on me, while the attractive girls that I wanted to befriend just put me in the friendzone. This changed in college.
In college, I became more assertive. I shunned the degenerate culture around me and finally embraced my inner lone wolf. I had never been happier. Finally, I f~~~ed someone. I use the word “f~~~” because I had no emotional attachment to her and only used her for sex. These sluts whom would let me f~~~ them without even asking my name deserved no respect and I refused to give them any. They weren’t real women, let alone a respectable lady. I dated one such whore for a few months and while she fought against the patriarchy, she would have me simulate raping her. I found it disgusting and broke it off, but not until after she bled my bank account dry. I swore to never be fooled by women again.
Now I have grown my beard, am bulking up, and refuse to give into the pussification of males in our culture. If I meet a woman who respects that and is classy and respectable, then I might date again. But for now, no hook-ups or casual dating for me. I’d rather spend my nights enjoying my extensive collection of Blu-Ray movies than bar-hopping like an idiot trying to get some woman to notice me, as if I am some neglected puppy who needs attention to be happy and confident in myself.
Thanks for reading, but if this was TLDR:
-I’m Alexander
-I live among evil progressive liberals and cuck conservatives
-I finally red-pilled on that fact that it is okay to be a man
-I now see many women for the manipulating sluts they are and embrace my love of solitudeA Lion Cares Not About the Feelings of a Sheep
Topic: One happy year as a mghow …
… has just passed to the exact day today when I firstly appeared on this forum as a newly registered member.
Hmm, so yeah I guess this could well call for maybe a slight celebration of my first anniversary as an official mgtow menmber, although I had lived its core philosophy (like quite a few others of you fellas judging by some of your own intros out of which I read and answered quite a lot by now) for a good couple of years before I actually registered on here, without back then being able to really put my finger on it as to why I would have chosen to live this way. So this would also be good time to introspect reflect upon and review some of the events that took place within this one year. Alright here we go and with this very topic I’d simply like to invite all of you brothers to participate in this little “flashback” story…
Well, so within that time lots of things had happened ie. the website as well as the forum got hacked a few times, what seemed like at least 10 to 20 times but hey, we are all still here (thanks to… …you know who), I happened to c~~~ punt a few trolls showing up here along the way, and ever since a year ago and now the total number of our registered people have roughly tripled which is really quite impressive.
Then at one point I also happened to read KM’s mind or should I say mysteriously somehow identified him as one comenter underneath some article outside of our domain here, simply by comparing the comenter’s style of arguing (blimey, that was really bizarre remembering that, as if it only happened yesterday…).
We also had celebrated our first international mgtow day last year, with the second one again being due to dawn soon.
As some of you guys, who have been here for similarly long as I have may remember, that we also gave a piece of our minds to a “special-snowflake-like” feminist who again tried to troll us (ms Blue do I need to say more..?) directly here, only to hack her teeth metaphorically speaking straight onto granite with us and finally ended up being defined and identified by us as presumably the first female chameleon that she turned out as.
At some other point straight after the creative heads in here came up with the customized jet fighter planes for our most prominent youtube content producers the one of sandman metaphorically got shot down by a SAM site operated by some unidentified mangina and crash landed (its black box recorder to this day could not yet be recovered, although we could soon have new replacement fighter pilots in recruitment such as Terrence Popp, Turd Flinging Monkey, Razor Blade Kandy, No Holds Barred, Tommy Sotomajor or See Them Turn only to name but a few…).
Amongst the (older) members in here, that I had my first lively and inspiring conversations/exchanges with was MG-Tower, Durden, Triklops (haven’t heard from both of them for a while by the way), Hollowmile, C-Pig, Brain Pilot, Rennie, BadKan, Crazy Canuck, RoyDal of course, BigVikingChef, Snake, H.R.Puffnstuff, ILiveAgain, Aussiebloke and Willy as well as Listen-up! and Soulman both of which unfortunately left us (best wishes from probably not only me to both of you at this point!). Thanks a lot to all of you people for my own inspiring learning curve within these realms during this time up to now and do keep it up by all means.
Then of course more recently we had the “beebs guy”, who in a strange way handed us something of a popularity boost only last month, never us minding the publicity quality wise being not fully in our best favor and yet it still was served to us virtually on a “silver platter” and for that on its own we are quite grateful, Mr. “Santa Yates”. And during all of this year the entire creative heads tech crew behind this amazing website (including Keymaster himself) never grew tired of making its initial home site appear fresh with ever changing very sophisticated animations (naming not only them jet fighter sequences but also the hangar sequence, the shuttle take off sequence, the international flag sequence, the subway sequence and of course the 10k jubilee lift sequence) whenever loading it.
Yeah well: Memories & memories … … some history of our presence here worth mentioning in the annals of mgtow.com and history is still in the process of being made as this our special place will no doubt grow further and further still, while we will go along carry on and evolve as a kind of collective awareness group as well as each one of us individually, too in his own speed of progress and to his own extend…
And you know, as we keep going ahead we should always remember, that this whole self developing process as difficult as it may be from time to time in the end should be a fun one to all of us, even at times when or if we might find ourselves in some tricky dispute or conflict situation with one another in the future, so we will then be able to still calm down and concentrate on the next depth ahead to be plugged by us again. And maybe also to teach all women (who are underestimating us by their natural default stance) a lesson on what it’s like to work as a dynamic and vibrant but still mostly harmonizing group and to really achieve something great and worthwhile, that they probably due to their covert competitive nature might never be able to achieve themselves… … because this gentlemen is our secret bonus as men —> genuine empathy and real group mentality, which is what quite a few of them women increasingly lack of or quite evidently have unlearned and don’t even presume us to have.
In that sense I’d say let’s strive to (continue to) make this very forum a beacon of true grandeur with respect to our highest possible virtues and dignity to make them come alive with our wits, jokes, philosophic approaches and everything else vital for our own self improvement for ourselves to at least make up a good part of what some of us may have lost of their personal pride to today’s biased society. That greater purpose especially will sure enough be continuously rewarded with more and more new members finding their way in here as time goes by…
Thank you guys for reading all of this, thank you all mgtows here and finally thank you for having me as well as for your respect which goes both ways…
Cheers & Bless!
Yours truly
Ned T.
I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

