CPig’s Fleshlight Review

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks to the influence of more than one brother on this site. I finally took the Fleshlight plunge and have had two weeks to use it. Having had a recent one night stand a couple of weeks before the Fleshlight order the feel of a real pussy around CPig’s Mr. Happy is freshly imprinted along with that of my right hand.

I chose the classic Pink Lady due to not knowing exactly where to start plus it was the cheapest. It does appear the Pink Lady is easier to clean than the other models which promise a more intense masturbation session. Hell, collect them all.

It’s kind of weird. I feel like I am having to completely retrain myself as a masturbator after 37 years of experience. It’s not quite like rubbing one out by hand and not quite like banging a real woman. It takes some getting used to masturbating with this thing. I’m still learning it and am still working my head around placing my Mr. Happy into this fine contraption.

Let’s start with the bad things since they are minor. As stated by others make sure you use plenty of lubricant, as penile chafing is a definite possibility here. The cleanup is not that bad. It does require rinsing with warm water and a discreet airy place to dry out. You definitely do not want Aunt Bessie to see it so Fleshlight use does require a little more planning. There will be times when it’s just easier to rub one out. I will say it’s much more sanitary than blowing a load onto some nasty cum rag. I live alone so the suction sound really is not an issue for me.

Now for the hand versus c~~~ part, I will unequivocally state that your hand is just not capable of doing what this wonderful device is capable of doing for you. It does feel pretty good and emulates a real pussy fairly well considering it’s a cast silicone rubber something vaginal inspired polymer. The orgasms are much more intense than with your hand too.

A pussy is more slippery and has a whole body you can play with plus it makes all kinds of cool sounds while you drill it. A Fleshlight can’t compete.

A Fleshlight cannot falsely charge you with rape. A Fleshlight does not care if you jack off with your hand or see other women. A Fleshlight cannot get pregnant or spermjack you. A Fleshlight does not nag or open secret credit cards in your name. A Fleshlight knows it’s place which is to be seen on demand and not heard. A Fleshlight will never, never cheat and bring home a nasty STD present for you. A Fleshlight is like a good Labrador loyal and just wants to please you.

Advantage Fleshlight! They really do need to make a Fleshlight sammich making model.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Anonymous wrote:

A pussy is more slippery

Honest question: Have you tried it with AstroGlide?

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Anonymous 11]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

Honest question: Have you tried it with AstroGlide?

Nope, but I will ASAP. Thanks for sharing that wisdom!!!!

I know it has some serious potential though. After I learned how long they’ve been in business, I did a face palm. I wish I would have found them much sooner. I love MGTOW.com. It helps men.

I had a wanking off with my left hand type feeling the first time I used it, but I’m getting more used to it. I think I’m having to train my brain that this is truly a source of penile pleasure.

It really does have advantages over both the ol’ fist and a real pussy. A tool for any man’s kit. It delivers a good solid nut, no doubt.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Definitely get the astroglide. I personally like some water-based hand lotion, not too thick/viscous (cheaper stuff is actually better) with just a drop or two of astroglide.

You’ll find it’s every bit as slippery as the real thing, if not moreso, depending on how much AG you use. Also, loosen the endcap a little to adjust the amount of “suction”.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

for more customization, control, and to avoid the noise – I just take the sleeve completely out of its enclosure and hold it in my hands
to minimize cleanup – right before busting a nut, I poke the spit-hole through the other side of the sleeve and finish it not inside the sleeve, but on the paper towel. Hope this helps

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[ALPHA MALE!Participant 29]

…cheaper than any t~~~ by far!

...I'm an Alpha Male, not a bitch!!!

[Anonymous 42]

You guys really have no heart for our desperate female trolls,,, GOOD!

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks for the usage tips guys!!

Fleshlight 101 usage thread.

@FemTrolls: Your vaginas versus The Fleshlights. It’s not looking very good for your team. It’s really about what The Fleshlight does not bring to the table that tips the scales.

[RennieParticipant]

Look what you’ve done. Now I have to get one too.

[Anonymous 1]

I just have a question, what took you so long to try it? I have the “back door” model, which is a bit more tight than the original one, never got tired of it

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

I just have a question, what took you so long to try it?

I asked myself the same question. I just never heard it mentioned until I became a member here. I slapped myself when I realized how long they’ve been in business.

Male sex toys just don’t get a lot of general coverage. Since the Fleshlight is an excellent pussy substitute, I can see the gynocracy spiking them. Those real life dolls are pretty awesome too, but how in the hell would you hide one. The hole is the only thing that matters anyway even on a real woman.

Now, a self cleaning sex robot/maid that can make sammiches is where all of this is going to lead. They talk about making men redundant. I don’t think so.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

Anonymous wrote:

. Those real life dolls are pretty awesome too, but how in the hell would you hide one.

If i ever buy one i’m going to trow it on my shoulder with the ass facing backwards
and when i pass people who make some remarks i’m just going to look at them
slap the ass
and wink.

But then again i should try buying a fleshlight first.

[Anonymous 11]

Franky, that would make a killer YouTube video!

Those dolls look so damn real they might think you’re carrying a drugged woman you kidnapped.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Anonymous wrote:

finally took the Fleshlight plunge

CPig: a brave man, willing to sacrifice & tackle the tough questions for the benefit of mankind everywhere lol.

In all seriousness, appreciate the heads up man. I wonder what happens when you attach a Fleshlight to a robotic maid that cooks/cleans/takes care of your dry cleaning, and quiets down after you’ve had a rough day at the office.

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

They talk about making men redundant. I don’t think so.

They already made themselves redundant. We don’t need them anymore. A machine can do the job better than them and without complaining, or trying to offload the work onto you or someone else.

[Anonymous 11]

MattNYC wrote:

CPig: a brave man, willing to sacrifice & tackle the tough questions for the benefit of mankind everywhere

Thanks MattNYC!!!

Anything that destroys the power of Gynocracy is a target for me. I can see Fleshlights being banned eventually.

Come on Rennie, pull that trigger!!!! You’re right my washing machine does a great job so do my vacuum cleaner and brooms.

[QcummerParticipant 652]

Russky wrote:

for more customization, control, and to avoid the noise – I just take the sleeve completely out of its enclosure and hold it in my hands
to minimize cleanup – right before busting a nut, I poke the spit-hole through the other side of the sleeve and finish it not inside the sleeve, but on the paper towel. Hope this helps

Thank you for this new Russian method. Will try asap.

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Come on Rennie, pull that trigger!!!!

I’ll have to add it to the list of things to get.

[numbCruncherParticipant 772]

Anonymous wrote:

They really do need to make a Fleshlight sammich making model.

I have a Subway within walking distance.
Things look bleak for #TeamVagina

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