Oddly, I'm gay and MGTOW. What?!

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

 

 

Jamibu, your blocked quote and my suggestion to read the work of Jack Donovan.

Being gay is about fashion, gay bars, hairlessness, pride parades, rainbow flags, etc. That is so not me. Being merely homosexual is about liking men, men who look and act like men, not women or some nelly apparition of a woman in a man’s body.

You haven’t posted much since the intro, jump in if you are sincere.

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

well f~~~ me , that was totally bass ackwards but you get it.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

I really dislike the gay community and the women’s movement. I know in Toronto where I live it’s so crazy here. Feminists and the Gay community have more rights than any straight man. Toronto is the second worst country for feminism (Sweden apparently is the worst). I hate it so much I want to move out of Canada. The slut walk was started in Toronto due to the fact a police officer told women not to dress like sluts in order to reduce chances of rape. Thanks Canada!

I had a gay man telling me I had a small dick after I proved a feminist wrong about false rape. She got so upset and had feminists attacking me with childish insults. It was pretty funny.

I don’t like the word equality because in real life that doesn’t exist. Of course feminism are more interested in equal outcomes not equality which is clearly different as night and day.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Elgos_GrimParticipant 254]

equality has a price, let them have it.

I agree, if they want to be equal, they have to suffer the concequences, not just gain the benefits.

[cicer0Participant 46]

So I have just read this thread from front to back. A lot of interesting points have been made.

I want to get a little esoteric. Some of the truest things are said in jest.

Recently, I was watching a pretty ordinary Spanish movie (thank f~~~ it was sub-titled. English is my only language, well, and a bit of Latin but no one speaks that anymore. I digress) called “Tension Sexual No Reseulta” or “Unresolved Sexual Tension”.

Anyway, there is this scene where the protagonist, along with his agent, are trying to engage the services of this fearsome thug to beat up some other guy. The agent introduces the protagonist to the thug along the following lines:

Agent: “Jaunjo, this is Miguel. He’s a Homophobic Homosexual”

Jaunjo:”How can you be a homophobic homosexual?”

The thug walks over and joins the conversation

Thug:”Easy, I love f~~~ing men but I hate putting up with there s~~~. You know, just about how the average guy feels about women!”

I cracked up.

Anyway, I don’t presume to kow what it is like to walk in a gay mans shoes. I would imagine it is pretty similar to walking in my own. Yes, the context is different in a lot of ways but at the end of the day, they still have to put up with the same s~~~ that we do to varying degrees.

I know one of the members here has an edited quote from Shylock in the Merchant of Venice as his signature; perhaps it is timely to see it more in context;

He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million; laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my
bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what’s his reason? I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

This is perhaps a more apt way of seeing it. Salarino and Shylock are discussing a religous dispute. Christian versus Jew. Shylock is quite frank in his assessment. When he says;

The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

He is effectively saying “Go your hardest mate. Just know that, whatever you do, I will do back and more. I wont enjoy it but I WILL f~~~ you up”

Perhaps the best we can do is live and let live. We, gay and straight, have more than enough battles on our hands. Perhaps we should simply confront what lies ahead as men.

[InfinityraysParticipant 12]

Yes there are quite a number of Homosexual men who would have no problems with MGTOW after all they are first and foremost human beings, I am a Straight man, you meet a lot of Gay men in Australia, Sydney…. you make choices in life.   As do I.

I remember I was doing a project and one of the people I had to work with at the time for a Uni project was Gay/Cross Dresser and of course did some of the runs in various Gay friendly parts of the city of Sydney.   We got talking, I asked him if he had any experience with women before… he mentioned something about being in a bubble bath with a woman once… but I wonder if it was someone he truly desired…. I wondered if he was rejected by people and women so much he went ‘You know what its time to go gay, not getting love from any of these bitches”.

Not that he might say that out loud, I did recommend if he wanted to have sexual experiences he could try massage parlours…. pretty much your paying for sex but at least you get to choose how pretty the girl is…  he wasn’t interested… later he propositioned me to have man on man love.  I respectfully declined.

I have met many Gay people over the years…. I must say the amount of Homosexual Gay men used as emotional tampons is very very high these days… especially by women… same type of women who won’t hesitate to go to the Gay Bar and check out the goods there… voyeuristic such and such… aka Live Action Gay Porn movie.  Anyways I welcome you to MGTOW may your conscious mind be elevated to better yourself and fellow human beings.

 

John Doe wrote:

I studied in a Catholic seminary for a few years. I have seen first hand the level of destruction a large influx of homosexuals can do to an institution. It is not a pleasant thing to watch or experience.  

God bless you man, my Father had me educated on how backwards thinking Catholicism is no offence.  Let me put it this way… Once he was a devote Catholic and had a Narcissistic Mother holier than the Pope.  Anyways not to drone on I am someone who believes in a Creator, have read many versions of the Bible… several times… with that said I’ve been Baptised Catholic and I have seen strange behaviours in the Choirs I’ve served over the years… and I’m not talking Homosexual kind rather abundant amounts of hypocrisy, narcissism and downright Egotistical things.

I was fortunate to have some serious concordances and various other scholarly texts at my disposal… I am one who like my Father believes that a lot of the teachings going on right now are walking contradictions…. anyways one amazing piece of software I’ve had the pleasure to look at is this… if your interested heres a link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJe53hiSqw

When you understand things your truth and level of consciousness set you free 🙂 I think one famous Greek Philosopher had something to say about this… the link is something you would probably understand very well, regardless of personal levels of consciousness.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJe53hiSqw

[Anonymous 13]

Sometimes I wish I  was gay, merely because I still have a sex drive but I have no “game” and I actually do “dislike” most women (my “hate” is reserved  for the courts, and the aspects of society that condone and perpetuate their bias).  My patience of playing the “game” is thin, I can’t stand playing the “game” with them – they hold most of the cards when you’re flirting with them, it isn’t what my ancestors were used to, it isn’t natural nor genetic in my opinion – they are usually so dumbed down – eventually they will see you are losing your mental focus on them – at least for me – so I usually sabotage the conversation and just leave it, or let them know how I feel and see what their response is.

Most of the “misogyny” in the past was NOT misplaced, but was the natural order of things for all humankind – a staple pin for society, a norm and unwritten code of mannerisms, customs, and societal symbolism that was universal throughout all successful cultures and was still prevalent in “less” successful cultures in terms of conquest, expansion and/or innovation, historically.

 

We can statistically observe the negative ramifications of this new found “equality” being force fed into our minds on every level imaginable for the last 100 years – through media (media has recently expanded exponentially – in a multi faceted form of distribution) through policies and law – both of these methods require 600 pages or more each to address properly, academia will never address it (it being gender conflict – and the idea of female equality – and parental rights of fathers) – quite frankly it is engineered it is anything but natural.

 

I don’t mind MGTOWs being gay.  Going mgtow is something that I believe few gay men would understand, the ones who aren’t offended easily and aren’t effeminate – a man’s man if you will.  Ones who are not confused and able to conduct a lot introspection into who they are and their past.

Brother.

[DakotaParticipant 341]

THOR, I figured you’d find your way over to this topic.  The word gay is like a magnet.  Being gay must really be something…considering that’s all gays want to talk about.  Please tell me you dudes have other things going on in your lives besides taking loads.  JAMIBU229 joined the MGTOW forums ONLY to talk about being gay.  Seems kinda pointless.  I would guess that most men here are not gay nor want to talk about swallowing cum.

I recently joined and I am ‘gay’ (I hate that word).

Of course.  I just listened to a radio program where the callers were asked to discuss “Pride” [please].  One caller said that he was gay and that he took offense that the LGBTYGXBEMNIHLIIHH movement used the word “queer” as the official name for the gays.  How about ass-monkey?  I can’t believe that a dude would want to f~~~ another dude in the ass right after he took a s~~~.  Nothing gives me a boner like the smell of s~~~.

I deliberately used the word homosexual in my profile so no one could accuse me of not declaring my orientation and therefore ‘might be looking for dudes here’.

Bit paranoid on that one.  You’re here because you want to talk about being gay.  Period.  Yeah Yeah.  We know.  We know.  Anything else?  Anything?…”I’m gay…my sister…I’m gay.”  Got it.  You’re gay.

Thankfully, it is easier for gay guys to cut bait because we no longer need the snatch.

You keep that hairy, sweaty, smelly asshole you’re enjoying.  At least females have an inherent, natural purpose to their wickedness.  Simple creatures really.  A dude desiring to f~~~ another dude in the poop-chute is unfathomable.

 

 

[BestoftherestParticipant 285]

Gay and mgtow, I see that and I don’t need much explanation to understand it. As far a gay men being on the forums, I don’t condone any hate towards them. These are men that need support just as much as any other man. I do want to draw a line, if I could, that innately gay topics shouldn’t be on these forums. Believing gay men have nothing to contribute to mgtow would be the wrong stance. After all these men have been going their own way by one of the core ideals of Mgtow-staying away from women!

Can you tell if a man is gay from his writings? If that mans never makes a connection to being gay, will you not support him?
Yes the gay movement is, now, closely tied to feminism and its assault on men. Leaving many Mgtow cautious if not hateful, but those tend to be the gay men that hate straight men.
Where does the gay man who takes pride in being male and refuses to subscribe to feminism go?

I say mgtow!

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
Abraham Lincoln

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Gay men can certainly become MGTOW and ditch the so called ‘f~~ hags’ in our lives that use us much like they use straight guys.

I lived in San Francisco for 15 years and one of the things about that town that really drove me up a wall was seeing gay men pander to straight females as though they were waiting on a princess at court. I saw clearly gay dudes “dating” straight females, welcoming them into their clubs (so they could “dance in safety”), heaping attention on them, feeling them up and making out with them and basically stroking their egos and making them feel like they could “have it all” with a guy who respected, adored, understood, listened and never wanted anything from them… until they got turned on and started lusting after these good looking, clean cut, physically fit men who, of course, then kicked them to the curb at the end of the night when the “no vagina required” sex parties got started.

So here’s my theory… gay men were deliberately raising the tension in hetero relationships by setting female expectations impossibly high in order to drive more frustrated hetero men into the gay community under the false assumption that “all men are gay” and that driving a wedge between men and females would help them to realize it… in which case gay men would be VERY pro-MGTOW.

It’s either that or gay men get some kind of perverse pleasure out of f~~~ing with females and ruining their self-esteem (by giving them everything they could possibly want except for sexual validation).

In either case I would (and many times have) asked this of gay men… knock it off. You’ve got the f~~~ing world on a string, literally sitting on a rainbow. Leave the heteros alone. Hetero females do not want to have sexual intercourse with homosexual men (not self-respecting females, at least) and the closeted gay men will find their way to your beds on their own so how about you go your own way and let us go ours?

Simply “not needing the snatch” does not make you MGTOW. Now for all I know you may truly be a man going his own way… I don’t see any inherent conflict between MGTOW and homosexuality, but please pass this message on to the rest of the community… that it’s time for you to disassociate yourselves from females completely if you want to be left in peace because when all us hetero men drop out of society, the only good looking, well heeled and sharp dressed men left will be YOU… and I don’t really think the gay community is up to the task of financially and emotionally supporting all of the desperate and angry females we’ll be leaving behind.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1490]

resonance wrote:

Many MGTOW are, in fact, closeted homosexuals (or bisexuals). It is a phenomenon similar to the Vatican child molestation/sex scandal. How could an institution so vehemently against homosexuality have so many homosexuals? Closeted homosexuals have a tendency to shun women and make up an excuse for doing so and MGTOW is one of them. Also, sexuality happens not to be one or the other. For bisexual MGTOW, restricting their access to women effectively makes them gay. Finally, we have “prison sexuality” where many normally heterosexual men had sex with other men in prison. Before the heavy stigma of homosexuality in society for the past couple decades, many “heterosexual” men also swung the other way plain and simple.

I hadn’t really paid much attention to this thread at first, simply because it got old a long time ago in the western world in general.  This phenomenon of “Hi, Im Gay.  What are you going to do about it” was an irritant, long before it became the f~~~ing plague that it is today.   At what point do you stop becoming an attention whore?  Your very first exposure to a community is a stab at being an attention whore, so I can only imagine that there wouldn’t BE an end to it, would there? Your goal is never to be a man, it’s just to be a gay man, as if it is so special that we should all stop what we are doing and address what you do with your c~~~?  And what you do with your dick ought to stay in your pants in a community which is so f~~~ing obviously NOT gay, even though you would purport to just randomly stop by and inform us that we in fact, are. WHY do you constantly seek acceptance?  It’s so f~~~ing weak, just like the feminists who’ve brought you to your glory.  How sad is it that you’ve pretty much had to have women, and predominantly lesbian ones, do your work for you?

It’s never “Hi, I’m John.  I’m a carpenter from Missouri”.  It’s never “Hey brothers.  Peter here.  I run an art gallery in a small town in Massachusetts”.  It’s not “Good afternoon gentlemen.  I’ve been reading your forums for quite some time.  My name is Christopher.  I practice law in Papua New Guinea.  I own property and farm cotton as a side endeavour”.  It’s:  “Hey, I’m Frank.  I’m GAY”.   Like this is some admirable, set you apart from the rest of us lowly unenlightened slobs, CALLING that you’ve got to make the rest of us understand.  As a quick backgrounder:  We……Didn’t…….F~~~ing……Ask.  Just be a man.  None of us would remotely treat you differently, had you not felt the need to advertise to us that you like to do weird weird s~~~ in your spare time.

Just to start out my thoughts on the matter gently, “resonance”, you can go f~~~ yourself, and not gently.  Use your friend’s pecker, get a woman to use a dildo, use your dog’s pecker for all I care.  You don’t however, get to use my pecker or my voice.  I highly, highly resent that you would insinuate such a thing.  Like many homosexuals that I’ve encountered, you seem to have sorely mistaken tolerance with acceptance and the literal embracing of your issues.  I am not at all surprised.  THIS is a phenomena.  What you have mentioned is NOT a phenomena.   Here is the phenomena: Because society has chosen to let some strange lowest common denominator wander around in it’s midst without being scathed, s~~~-kicked, cast out and vilified like it was for centuries?  That is called Tolerance.  Please do not confuse this with Embracing it, or Accepting it.  Just because the idiocy that is feminism and extreme liberalism has deemed it to be the norm to be gay, doesn’t mean that it makes it an all-inclusive thought for everyone.

I do not feel you should be persecuted in any way shape or form for your choices and decisions.  Yet you choose to persecute others in an underhanded and uninvited way.  This does NOT equate to me giving you a gigantic warm fuzzy hug, and giving you an open door policy (no f~~~ing pun intended) to discuss whatever f~~~ing fetish you choose to practice in your time here on the planet.  Showing up somewhere and announcing that you are gay is just the sort of thing that defies logic.  Really?  You feel the need to share this with a bunch of people who clearly aren’t??  And to top it off, you’d like to have us believe that a majority of us actually ARE gay, but we just don’t f~~~ing know it yet?  To top this off again, you’d like to spend OUR valuable time having us discuss something which has nothing to do with us as MGTOW??  I am sorry to inform you that just because you have spent a vast amount of time in your life exploring some f~~~ing anomaly in your make-up, doesn’t mean the rest of us are interested.

Since it is feminism and the LGBTXYZ2.4 movement who has helped you so greatly in your cause, you should probably be acknowledging their efforts and hanging out and spouting off in their forums.  You didn’t mind riding their coat tails into the sunset in aiding your goals, so why show up somewhere else and purport to be NOT allied with them.  You would be nowhere without the LGBT movement, and that would be just fine with me.  Why on earth, you’ve ever come to the conclusion that your sexuality is so important that I must stop what I am doing to acknowledge that you have a need to not be in possession of your body for the purposes of what nature intended has always been, and will continue to be completely f~~~ing irrelevant in the progression of humanity.

Why oh why, please tell me, do you even think this is remotely important?

Do you understand, in the least, that if you had shown up here, become part of MGTOW, and kept to yourself the fact that you must f~~~ other men in the ass, both literally and figuratively, that you would have done quite nicely?!?!?  If being GAY is central and tantamount to your life, then GO BE GAY.  There are entire world-wide parades and international DAYS for this, and you feel the need to hijack an extremely important, non-related cause to make it your own or be included???

You’ve not remotely experienced what a vast majority of straight men have endured over the last dark years of feminism and the gynocentric bulls~~~ that’s so eroded society.  Don’t pretend to be part of the club.

“Many MGTOW are, in fact, closeted homosexuals (or bisexuals)”.  Whoever the f~~~ you are, and however the f~~~ you have managed to proclaim what a majority of us “in fact” are? You can take your thoughts, and ram them up your goddamned glory hole.  You know nothing and throw the word “fact” around in the same fashion that feminists do.  Don’t ever tell me what the hell I am.

What do you do for a living and how do you manage working outside the envelope of feminism?  What can you do to help yourself or other MGTOWs?  What stories can you share of being screwed over by a legal system dominated by women, engineered to make straight men slaves while experiencing this on a horrific level? Do you have any contributions to this?  Of course not.  As you’ve so eloquently managed to waste our f~~~ing time:  “Hi Im GAY!!”

Whooooopty…………….f~~~ing………..do.

 

[EndwatcherParticipant 81]

Sup brother,

 

First thing is that I also have the belief system kinda like yours about women. As my spiritual background tells me that while we have the Divine Masculine, we also have the Divine Feminine….The problem is the balance.

Most women now in days DO NOT hold on to the term Divine Feminine. Most men now in days have lost their ways including their Divinity also, and I believe it is partially the fault of Man for allowing, and of the feminist agenda.

Kinda resembles “The fall” in Adam and Eve. I think that story is not only history…..but also future.

 

Now, you speak about being gay. While I do not agree with Homosexuality; because I believe it goes against balance, I do however believe that NO ONE should ever dictate someone elses beliefs because of their own. We can have dialog; but I cannot tolerate tyranny. If people would just leave others alone……we would be so many years ahead. Think of what the Catholics did to the city of Alexandria alone and what the knowledge would have brought all because the claim of “Heresy”

 

So, with that said; I think you are doing just fine by me and I wish you many blessings in your life.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

resonance wrote:

Many MGTOW are, in fact, closeted homosexuals (or bisexuals). It is a phenomenon similar to the Vatican child molestation/sex scandal. How could an institution so vehemently against homosexuality have so many homosexuals? Closeted homosexuals have a tendency to shun women and make up an excuse for doing so and MGTOW is one of them. Also, sexuality happens not to be one or the other. For bisexual MGTOW, restricting their access to women effectively makes them gay. Finally, we have “prison sexuality” where many normally heterosexual men had sex with other men in prison. Before the heavy stigma of homosexuality in society for the past couple decades, many “heterosexual” men also swung the other way plain and simple.

Someone please tell @resonance: closets are for brooms.

Based on that bulls~~~ paragraph alone, the user THOR (above) can now see exactly where the friction comes from. Users like resonance cultivate it by behaving like c~~~, and joining “JUST to say my piece”. How f~~~ing female can they get? Storm in, go out of their way to make an announcement like they know who people across the net – who they never met – are f~~~ing…. flip their hair and stomp out in their stilettos while making as grand an overture as possible about it.

Exactly like I explained in that email to THOR today.

@resonance spends 1/2 her life screaming at everyone around her “I CANT HELP IT!!! I WAS BORN THIS WAY!!! ACCEPT ME AS I AM!!!” …. and on that sssssssssssssssssssssspecial ssssssssssssunday in June when she marches down the ssssssssstreet in a thong with her ass hanging out chanting “WE’RE HERE!!! WE’RE QUEER!! GET USED TO IT!!!!” she wants everyone to accept her.

… while refusing to accept everyone around her: MGTOW just HAVE to be gay.

They HAVE to be.

The hypocrisy is off the f~~~ing charts.

Hey @resonance , what color is my car? What did I eat for breakfast today? What color are the shoes I am wearing? Do my shoes and belt match? What color is my hair? What’s my credit rating? How do I order my coffee? What kind of movies do I like? Do I like beats in my food? How about onions? What are my favorite pizza toppings?

You just don’t know. But you’re going to pretend to be absolutely sure who people you never met are f~~~ing?

Christ I have DUMPED women by telling them I am gay – just to make them go away.
You know what happened? They didn’t believe me!

“OMG YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO NOT GAY”.

“OMG YES I F~~~ING AM!!! I LOVE WHAT YOU’RE WEARING BY THE WAY!! CAN I BORROW IT???”.

Women don’t believe you if you tell them you are gay.
Gays don’t believe you if tell them you are straight.

How f~~~ed up is that.

If you have something of value to add to the forums, join the discussion. But there is never any need to say “Hello IM gay!” just like there is never any need to say “hello I’m straight”. And there sure as f~~~ not a single ONE reason to join and say “Hello everyone you‘re gay”. Don’t be such a f~~~ing f~~~~~.

Do you know this song? It’s the gay national anthem:

I am what I am.
and what I am … needs no excuses.
I deal my own deck.
Sometimes the ace….. sometimes the deuces.
There’s one life, and there’s no return and no deposit
One life, so it’s time to open up your closet.
Life’s not worth a damn ’til you can say,
“Hey world, I am what I am!”

If those lyrics apply to YOU…then they apply to straight men too. Don’t be so goddam close minded and think everyone is just supposed to accept you as you present yourself, while you have no intention of accepting others as they present themselves.

Gays like @resonance are a f~~~ing embarrassment to gay men – and all men – everywhere.

For the record, I could be gay long enough for YOU to blow me.
So take a number and get in line, because you’re not the first gay who wanted my c~~~.
But I’m afraid the line up for f~~~~~s starts in Frogb~~~~, Arkansas.
Someone will get back to you f~~~ing never.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I might be a little bit gay for you, KeyMaster 🙂

But seriously, well spoken. It is truly the height of arrogance and hypocrisy for homosexuals to demand that the world accept them and their wagging their dicks in our faces and then turn around and presume to tell anyone else what they really are. Get the f~~~ over yourselves.

Perhaps you remember the old saying “There are no females on the Internet.” This oft-misunderstood statement did not literally mean that females do not use the Internet, rather that everyone on the net is equal until someone claims special status by making a statement such as “as a woman I think…”

This goes for homosexuals too. So long as you’ve got a brain in your skull and a heart in your chest and have something from one or the other to contribute, nobody gives a damn if you’re straight or gay. S~~~, you could be a chomo nazi and we don’t give a s~~~ so long as you keep it to your damn self. But the moment you make it our business and thereby attempt to claim special status, you’re done.

The most you should say about females is “I’ve never been interested in them, never really interacted with them except as friends, never spend money on them and don’t really have an issue with them one way or the other, but I do have some great suggestions about how to pack heirloom seeds for long term storage if any of you ghosts or galts are interested.”

I, for one, would be all about that.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Stargazer wrote:

I might be a little bit gay for you, KeyMaster

I was in a furniture place looking for some replacement leather for an armrest. I’m talking to the fat chick behind the counter – about leather and armrests – and she somehow segue’ed into how Ellen Degeneres and Portia DiRossi (her “wife”) came in one day. I didn’t care, and was about to change the subject back to leather.

Before i could find the words to politely get back on topic, she says “she’s on my list of chicks-i-would-do kinda thing”. Like she is letting me in on a little secret.

?????????

(What the f~~~ did you just say??)

She says “she’s on my list of chicks-i-would-do kinda thing”. End quote. Like she has a mental “list” of chicks she would be willing to dyke out with. Now I don’t give a f~~~ who you are, or who you’re f~~~ing, but when you are selling $6,000 chairs where a patch of leather is like $1000 a square inch, you don’t EVER tell a customer that another customer is “on your list of chicks you would do kinda thing”.

Never in my wildest dreams would I even imagine saying that to a client in any context, or imply that I have some secret desire to butt-bang Hugh Jackman. No matter how untrue it is.

This is a posh shop and I came in to fix a chair.
Not to visualize or talk about some fat bitch’s desire to muff dive Ellen’s squeeze.

I kept that thought to myself.

The fact that I found this off-putting (to say the least) might be enough for anyone to think Keymaster is wound a little tight and could afford to relax….. or he has “repressed homosexual urges”, we have heard that all before,… but the point is, in that setting, it was totally inappropriate and kinda VILE.

Doc’s comment was f~~~ing classy and hilarious though.
Because it was dropped at EXACTLY the right time.

Before I left the store however, I decided to leave her with an appropriate joke of my own:

ME: “Speaking of which, Hey did you hear K.D. Lang died??”

SHE: “OMG WHAAAAAAT???????????”

ME: “Yeah, she drowned. They found her face down on Ricky Lake”.

Bitch was f~~~ing OFFENDED. And I could not stop laughing…..

It takes a straight man to have tact, and such impeccable comedic timing.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[felixParticipant 406]

Anonymous wrote:

My name is Jimmy and I’m gay.

Holey Moley this thread is at 100 posts.

I guess I better get into the action…. Bingo # 101 

yah, I know it’s not much but what the hell could I add to all of this?

more throttle ..... less brakes.....

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

F~~~ing awesome.

Females are so self absorbed that they think everyone wants to see their t~~~ and hear about who they’d smash vaginas with. No. The fact that you feel you have to tell me about these things proves to me beyond a shadow of doubt that you are doing them for attention and status, rather than out of natural desire. The same goes for flaming homosexuals, pick up artists, scene girls and anyone else who flaunts their private s~~~ in public.

Do you hear me telling stories about what I do in my private life? No, I keep that s~~~ to myself… not because it doesn’t happen or because I’m ashamed of it but because I’m a classy motherf~~~er doing what I want to do for me and its nobody’s goddamned business but my own.

[DakotaParticipant 341]

“My name is so-and-so and I like to butt-f~~~ and swallow cum.” Quite the introduction. How rude. I wouldn’t walk into a gay bar and climb up on a stool and shout…”My name is Dakota and I LOVE PUSSY!” Why? Cause it’s f~~~ing rude. Nothing p~~~es me off more than…”Hi, I’m gay.”

In typical fashion, Thor’s first post was in Christian/MGTOW is it possible? His FIRST post was “Hi, I’m gay.” He goes on to say how he used to date girls, yada yada yada…but since he met this dude and they started swallowing each others cum and humping one another’s asses that his life is completely turned around and, wait for it, wait for it…YOU TOO can have this same redeemed life if you’ll just take the dick. Unf~~~ingbelieveable.

OH! And then this sodomite wants to preach the bible…TO US?! From cover to cover, the bible undoubtly condems f~~otness and uses it as a sign of a society that is completely and morally bankrupt and slated for distruction. God told Lot to haul-ass out of Sodom and Gomorah since it was taken over by butt-f~~~ers from San Francisco and needed to be destroyed. God hates f~~s. My guess is that these f~~s go to gay churches in gay neigborhoods with gay preachers who purposefully don’t read the verses about hell-bound gays to keep the money rolling in from these bible-condemed reprobates. There can be no such thing as a gay christian. It’s like a pig who reads the Koran and calls itself a Muslim.

If anyone wanted to hear about how many times I’ve had a blowjob, or intercourse, or number of women I’ve went down on, or how many babes I’ve bagged in automobiles…I don’t have a problem discussing it. I’m not ashamed in anyway. If you ask a homo how many gallons of cum he’s swallowed in his life, or how many times he’s has his ass bloodied by a 200+ pound drunk dude forcing a dried dick in his ass after a rave, or the number of times he’s taken a dick from a stranger in a public bathroom, he wouldn’t discuss it. He would finger YOU as the homophobic bigot just for asking. The gay man would rather discuss the family-friendly “gay lifestyle” without going into the terrible, disgusting reality that might ruin the illusion that gays are somehow normal. That’s why they haul-ass when you bring it up.

@Escaped MP, damn fine rant.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1490]

Dakota wrote:

God told Lot to haul-ass out of Sodom and Gomorah since it was taken over by butt-f~~~ers from San Francisco and needed to be destroyed.

hahahahahaha.  All I can do after reading that line is to picture Lot riding away, like a bat out of hell on one of those Street Trolleys.  “Fasssssster!   FASSSTER DAMNIT!” ding ding ding ding hahahahhaa

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1490]

Bestoftherest wrote:

Gay and mgtow, I see that and I don’t need much explanation to understand it. As far a gay men being on the forums, I don’t condone any hate towards them. These are men that need support just as much as any other man. I do want to draw a line, if I could, that innately gay topics shouldn’t be on these forums. Believing gay men have nothing to contribute to mgtow would be the wrong stance. After all these men have been going their own way by one of the core ideals of Mgtow-staying away from women!

This has nothing to do with hate.  Nor does it have anything to do with MGTOW.  This has to do with these users showing up to be Gay, and either inflame current user’s ideals or put out feelers as to whether or not they belong amongst or deserve acceptance among a bunch of men who AREN’T GAY.

Since the almost universal introduction to many of these user’s posts is “Hi, I’m GAY”, it’s pretty obvious that their interest is in exploring BEING GAY AMONGST US, rather than giving a s~~~ about what we divorced/seeking divorce/consistently f~~~ed over by women/getting screwed by the legal system for being STRAIGHT MALES are actually experiencing and fighting.  They want to find out if we straight men are perfectly open to accepting what is essentially a feminist with a dick into our ranks.  Other than having a dick, they are inherently NOT male, and NOT experiencing the life-wrecking bulls~~~ which many of us have endured, are about to endure, or are trying to avoid enduring.  Gay men at this site are f~~~ing feminist tourists who happen to be sporting a dick.  They might as well be a dyke, wearing a strap-on and showing up to say “Yeahhh man, I know exactly what you mean dude”.  Seriously, f~~~ off.  This isn’t Halloween.  You don’t get to throw on your “Guy” costume, show up at the party and play pretendsies that you have an inkling of what it means to be married to what is essentially an insane child that has complete access to your possessions, freedom and financial security.

Feel free to put me in my place, or correct me if I am wrong, but wasn’t this premier, excellent website and resultant forums created for the purpose of straight, normal men who’ve experienced  and witnessed the complete destruction of the natural order of things by way of the liberal, feminist ideal?

To put it gently, if we were to have a closed-door meeting of us men to discuss these damaging, real, and present issues which currently plague us; I highly doubt we’d need to invite a 15 year old transvestite along to help us in our quest and to have her/it/him contribute their “valuable” thoughts.

Were we to have a meeting at a local electrician’s union hall to discuss a current issue that required member consensus, it would be fairly pointless to invite along a baker, or candlestick maker to give us their “valuable input” on how we might reach a reasonable conclusion on how to deal with the Company Man’s recent bulls~~~ proposal.  If the baker and candlestick maker would like to sit at the back of the room for general interest’s sake and listen to the proceedings, then I doubt too many electricians would object.  However, should they leap out of their seat and proclaim “Im a Baker.  HERE’S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN, AND BY THE WAY, YOU GUYS ARE BAKERS AND ITS THE SAME THING”  He’d promptly be told to shut the f~~~ up and get the f~~~ out.

And speaking of “Hate”?  The only thing I hate is the absurdity that you think you’re the same as me, just because we have a chromosomal similarity.  Socially and culturally speaking?  You’re from another f~~~ing planet.

In essence.   You’re gay?  Go start yourself a forum: GMGTOW.  Gay Men Going Their Own Way.

You’re about as similar as a beet is to a turnip.  We both grow out of the ground, but the f~~~ing similarity ends there.

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