What are the worst lies a woman ever told you?

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 349]

@thebard
It was an online relationship, but I actually did travel to Turkey a couple of times to meet her.  I had known her for 2 years before we became boyfriend/girlfriend.  I’ve only had 4 girlfriends in my life, and she was the third.  She was also the only one I had an online relationship with.  What I’m about to say might sound crazy, but even though my relationship with her was online/long-distance, she was the best girlfriend I’ve ever had; much better than the other three.  My other three relationship were all “short-distance” if you want to call them that, but they were all horrible.  This is why I don’t understand why people think long-distance relationships are better than “short-distance” relationships.

[Anonymous 5]

“I am pregnant” – I heard this twice from 2 girls I f~~~ed. We were not dating, but they wanted to keep me around so they lied.

“I’m fine” – No. No you are not. That is the universal woman’s lie.

“I didn’t have sex with him”. – I straight up asked if she was cheating on me. She was and I knew it. You can’t hide it when you come home high/drunk and your mouth smells like dick breath. Bitch.

The worst part is when I get into arguments with ex-girlfriends. I would always say “What do you want?”…..they had no response. So I would say, “Then why are you so bitchy and yelling at me when you don’t even know what you want?”…..They never had a response. Women = Crazy.

[…Spectator 1165]

No Ma’am i like your post man.

[BlueToRedSpectator 23]

I love you. I care about you. I’d never do anything to hurt your self esteem.

 

Women are poor, innocent, oppressed victims of the abusers, men.

 

You need therapy.

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

“I don’t want children”, “I want to be with you forever” – this from my ex-fiance, who visiting me from another state gave me an STD which she’d gotten from nutting her brains out with an Alpha doctor who was totally unaware of me and I of him. During that visit she then proceeded to have a mighty cry when I refused to take my condom off and come in her because she whispered in my ear to do so because she wanted my child.

WTF???

I dumped her when I found out about Alpha Doc and even did her the favor of letting her know she gave me the STD as a warning to see a doctor in the event she wanted those children, or not, depending on the temperature and relative humidity at the micro-instant she wanted children before not wanting them again.

If a female does not know what the heck will she wants then how in H@LL can we??? More to the point, why in H@LL should we even bother!!!??? Sisyphus has it easy compared to men interacting with females.

[tsParticipant 109]

She told me she only slept when she was in love … I guesse 4/5 men …
She slept with more than 20 men since her teen years (15 in 2 years) lol

Ask a female about her notch count, then multiply this number by 3 to 5, and you get the real picture. It always works.

And for men just divide the number by 3 to 5. 😉

[Jim01Participant 6801]

had a crazy bitch I was dating for a year (she was my red pill moment) and at one point she was telling me she was pregnant – part of me knew she was lying but be the loser beta that I was I went along with it and we were even giving this fake babies names

I cringe when I think back to those times

[Jim01Participant 6801]

had a crazy bitch I was dating for a year (she was my red pill moment) and at one point she was telling me she was pregnant – part of me knew she was lying but be the loser beta that I was I went along with it and we were even giving this fake baby names

I cringe when I think back to those times

[occams_razorParticipant 11]

Its yours… What a crock of s~~~. Sadly it took me a year to realise that the child wasn’t mine. I hadnt seen the kid for months since she moved to another state.

I only realised that little boy wasnt mine when I was at a very low point and I thought about the due date… worked it out to the time that we were broken up.

[occams_razorParticipant 11]

Sorry, meant conception date.

[GrefParticipant 203]

Occams said:

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Its yours… What a crock of s~~~. Sadly it took me a year to realise that the child wasn’t mine. I hadnt seen the kid for months since she moved to another state.

I only realised that little boy wasnt mine when I was at a very low point and I thought about the due date… worked it out to the time that we were broken up.

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So are you the father on the birth certificate? Are you paying child support?

[url url=http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2d6337/i_was_divorce_raped_dont_be_me] I'm paying her 25% of my salary over the next eight years. I had to pay my lawyer, her lawyer, 50% of all my retirement funds and give her another few thousand dollars to make her go away. It cost me $20 to get married and will cost me over $220,000 to get divorced. [/url]

[JohnnyWayneParticipant 70]

LOL. The version I’ve known…

“How can you tell when a woman is lying? Her lips are moving”.

[SQQParticipant 10]

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anything and everything. the problem i have is they are pathological liars. even if caught, they would say its still my fault, or that i caused it, or that it is justified because their feelinz were hurt, or what they did was not illegal, or that they had to moral right to change their mind after the fact.

in otherwords, they hamster.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25021]

I’ve heard most of these, in other words they’re so common that each and every one of us, and likely every man, has heard all this bulls~~~.

The lie that hurt me most of all the lies I’ve ever heard was when my ex promised me, on condition of getting married, that if anything like divorce ever happened to us that she would agree share 50/50 custody.

4 years later she kidnapped our 9 month old son. I didn’t even get to say good bye to him.

But, since I’ve been paying attention on these blogs I was prepared for her treachery at all times. I didn’t worry about it, I just made sure I changed the diapers as much as her, bonded with my son. Was always respectful to her.

She tried to give no hints about what she was doing but I was aware of the signs.

She kidnapped our son to her fathers house 4 hrs away. Given my training he was back home within 2 days the court had the child returned to me (exparte it’s called). I retained full custody until an evaluator found her competent. Then, naturally, as per our promise, I pushed for 50/50 custody, as I am now educated in the ways of the system I pushed for my son to have a good relationship with his mom.

Then my son decided he could do less homework at his moms house so over he goes. Of course at her house I never get to see him, I mean she gives me one week per year and one phone call per week. He has to go along to get along.

So, don’t ever believe a woman who says she cares about your relationship with your children. If you spit up, which there’s a 50/50 chance of, you will be the biggest pain in her ass and she knows it. Dumping you is part A of the plan.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[ConradParticipant 41]

Don’t forget, guys… oral sex isn’t a 100% foolproof way of avoiding ‘clever’ tricks

http://rollingout.com/shame-on-you/woman-uses-sperm-oral-sex-get-pregnant-force-man-pay-child-support/

 

 

And while we’re at it, for laffs

The Ultimate Subrogation Contract: Man Sues Neighbor for Failure to Impregnate Wife

Don’t miss the part about Frank Maus’s wife

 

 

[ConradParticipant 41]

Wow, the judge’s opinion in that case really started me thinking.  If by “gifting” your sperm to a woman during oral sex you have relinquished all rights thereto, then shouldn’t you be really careful when jacking off regarding what you do with the paper towels you clean up with?  Because if you put them in the trash you are relinquishing legal rights to them and everything they contain.  There is legal precedent for this too, established when people have gone through other peoples’ trash.  How long does sperm stay viable on ‘environmental’ surfaces?  What a world.  And sorry for the graphic nature of this post 😉

[ConradParticipant 41]

Yes, I’m a bit behind the curve on this topic.  I’ll shut up now 🙂

/video/spermjacking/

[RoyDalParticipant]

Ray Donovan had a sperm jacking episode. Click here and scroll down to the champagne bottle in the ice bucket.

http://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/13-best-moments-from-ray-donovan-season-1

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Indigo MonkeyParticipant 9]

“I wish more guys were like you”

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

“I’m a great wingman.”

This was said to me by a female who I was not sexually attracted to as to why we should go out for drinks together. Already sensing this was bulls~~~, I accepted the offer and then sat next to her and chatted up every decent looking female that came with arms’ reach.

The look of raw jealousy that came over her was priceless… then she tried to mask it by telling some chick I was talking to how great I was and how much she liked me while grabbing my arm and fawning on me… clearly trying to indicate that she owned me and the other chick should f~~~ off.

Once I’d had enough I just looked at her and said “You are a terrible ‘wing man’. All you’ve done is c~~~ block me all night. If you have any self respect you’ll never say that to anyone again.”

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