What are the worst lies a woman ever told you?

[RoyDalParticipant]

I have heard only ninety percent of these. I should get out more … not!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[CrypticParticipant 45]

“He means nothing to me I promise.”

[SynchrogeddonParticipant 37]

“I’m not stealing.”

“I don’t lie.”

“I don’t hate you.”

“I don’t have a problem.”

“I’m sorry.”

I have encountered whore that was stealing my money and not giving anything back. White knights were defending her stealing behaviour… They all regretted this bulls~~~.

[RoyDalParticipant]

“I can’t lose weight. Diets don’t work.”

“I can’t lose weight. I’m a vegetarian.”

“I could lose weight, if I wanted to, but I have to eat (favorite junk foods).”

Here’s an unrelated fact: Obesity is a legitimate disability in my state, and it qualifies its ‘victims’ for all sorts of tax-paid benefits.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[AlmostNiceGuyParticipant 210]

“I can’t have sex, I was abused (lie) when I was young and i don’t want to be hurt again” then she went and banged a dude the next day

I still laugh to this day

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I’m pregnant and you’re the father. (years after I had a vasectomy)
You gave me VD and I need money for medication. (two days after f~~~ing)
I can pay my own way. (then never reaching for her wallet)
I believe in honest and open communication. (then tells her friends her issues with me instead of telling me)
I’m not like other women. (then acts exactly like other women)
Most of my friends are guys. (then goes and f~~~s one of her guy ‘friends’)

[TheBardParticipant 974]

I remember another one. With my second girlfriend even though she was on the birth control shot she said I couldn’t cum in her because she didn’t want to risk it and it was to messy so the 2 times I didn’t have a condom she made me pull out. When were ere broken up for a few weeks she told me she had sex with her ex and I asked if he used a condom and she said no. I asked if he pulled out and she said no. So basically I, the guy she “loved” had to use a condom or pull out, but the guy she didn’t love anyone could gladly come in her lol.

[…Spectator 1165]

TheBard: You are correct. That is female logic. It has no factual basis in any solar system.

[RoyDalParticipant]

female logic

Aristotle’s List of Logical Fallacies, I think women must be memorizing the list in secret so they can run the fallacies on us day in and day out.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[…Spectator 1165]

+1 goes to RoyDal for that post.

[RayBandakuParticipant 889]

My ex told me she loves kids, I wanted kids.  After we got married, she convinced me to buy a $330,000 house so we can have kids, so like a fool I did.  One fine day she say’s “I hate kids, they cry all the time and the germs, I can’t handle kids, I don’t have time for the crap”.  I was so p~~~ed and broken by the lie. I wanted kids,  She lied big time.

[Zoby TwoParticipant 83]

One of my ex lied about her sexual past.

She told me she only slept when she was in love … I guesse 4/5 men …

She slept with more than 20 men since her teen years (15 in 2 years) lol

 

 

[Anonymous 14]

-LIE DETECTOR ON-

My Mother “A son and a daughter are the same in the eyes of a mother so I love you both equally”   BLEEP!

My almost Girlfriend “You are my best friend forever and I love you and want to be with you for the rest of my life”    BLEEP!

My Sister “I’m not jealous of you that you were the younger child so you got more love and attention than I did because I was one of those people who loved you and doted on you”    BLEEP!

A Woman on a train once “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to stare but I think your fly is open”   MY ZIPPER WAS PERFECTLY ZIPPED AND IT DOESN’T TAKE F~~~ING FIFTEEN MINUTES OF STARING TO FIND OUT IF SOMEONE’S FLY IS OPEN SO BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

[IggyThundersParticipant 246]

1. Im pregnant – False

2. Im pregnant – False

3. “I dont like him and im not sleeping with him. Stop being so paranoid!”

4. “It only happened that once because I was drunk”.

Dont even get me started on working for female bosses!

On the flipside, I have told some whoppers myself. But nothing involving the seriousness as bogus pregnancy claims, nor have I ever cheated on someone I was in a LTR with. Actually, try being honest with most women (something they say they crave) and you will get your head handed to you. I remember once in my wayward youth I caught the clap. So doing the right thing I contacted all the women I had slept with in the period of about a month (totaling three.). The first two were understandably upset but adult about it, the third flipped out calling me a disgusting pig so on and so forth. I later found out SHE was the one who gave it to me in the first place!

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

@The Bard said: “When were broken up for a few weeks she told me she had sex with her ex and I asked if he used a condom and she said no. I asked if he pulled out and she said no. So basically I, the guy she “loved” had to use a condom or pull out, but the guy she didn’t love anyone could gladly come in her lol.”

Been there too during my Punk Muthaf~~~a Blue Pill days.  One particular female I dated briefly alleged that she did not want to take the Pill.

“I don’t like to put chemicals in my body.”

Of course, this same Chica smoked Cigarettes like she was the Marlboro Man’s daughter.

Guess Nicotine isn’t a chemical.

Interestingly, before we got together, she got pregnant by a previous dude…a Raw Dog Super Alpha Male who gutted the f~~~ out of her Pussy and NUTTED in her Really Hard like you would see in those Accidental Creampie movies.

She ended up getting an abortion and breaking up with the guy.

Then we met.  Dummy Ass.

Now…I use the Magnums and the “Interface” Method.  What’s that???

I Nut in her Face.  And Dump her like Winter’s coming.

 

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 349]

Earlier this year, my ex-girlfriend told me that her grandmother died.  This particular ex-girlfriend is Turkish, so her English is a little broken, but understandable.  She lives in Turkey and I live in the United States, so I’m unable to verify most of her claims.  Anyway, pay attention to the dates at the top of these screenshots from WhatsApp.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/3b3438377234376

Now her grandmother mysteriously resurrects from the dead.  When I confronted her about it, she ignored me and never spoke to me again.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/ac2616377234380

EDIT:  I’m sorry.  I don’t know how to make images appear on this forum 🙁

[John DoeParticipant 743]

You can tell when she is lying by using this one simple trick:

She opens her mouth to talk.

[RayBandakuParticipant 889]

@Jone Doe, I could not stop laughing after your comment ”
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You can tell when she is lying by using this one simple trick:

She opens her mouth to talk.”

 

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[MacOisdealbhParticipant 14]

Love, honour and obey.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

<cite>@raybandaku said:</cite>
My ex told me she loves kids, I wanted kids.  After we got married, she convinced me to buy a $330,000 house so we can have kids, so like a fool I did.  One fine day she say’s “I hate kids, they cry all the time and the germs, I can’t handle kids, I don’t have time for the crap”.  I was so p~~~ed and broken by the lie. I wanted kids,  She lied big time.

That is awful, I would be so p~~~ed if that happened to me. Did you ever see her interact with children before you got married or anything like that?

<cite>@theninjauwannah8 said:</cite>
Been there too during my Punk Muthaf~~~a Blue Pill days.  One particular female I dated briefly alleged that she did not want to take the Pill.

When a woman you are dating won’t let you cum in her, but let the guy who was way worse then you do it you need to run from that kind of crazy lol.

Looking back at it though it is kind of a good thing I never came in her because she might have used to “I’m pregnant” lie. The second time I pulled out it was a week before I broke up with her and she didn’t want to break up and I feel like she would have said she was pregnant. And with me not being full red pill and really wanting a daughter I would like to believe I would make her take a pregnancy test I bought another part of me thinks I would just be happy to hear I’m having a child and have unprotected sex with her thinking she is already pregnant and then really getting her pregnant and then having an awful life with her lol.

<cite>@slesperado said:</cite>
Earlier this year, my ex-girlfriend told me that her grandmother died.  This particular ex-girlfriend is Turkish, so her English is a little broken, but understandable.  She lives in Turkey and I live in the United States, so I’m unable to verify most of her claims.  Anyway, pay attention to the dates at the top of these screenshots from WhatsApp.

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Did she live in the US at any point or was it one of those online relationships?

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