What are the worst lies a woman ever told you?

[…Spectator 1165]

I could do 10,000 words on this topic but I’ll just share a short story and please post yours so we can all learn s~~~ to avoid.

I was dating this hot chick a few years ago and I met her through one of my guy friends. She came to me complaining about him and getting her in bed was pretty easy. About six weeks after we had been hooking up she called and said we have to meet up because something serious had happened. I thought oh boy here we go……I met with her at a restaurant for dinner. She had a completely different demeanor than before. While eating she told me she was pregnant and that I was the one who knocked her up. She said she needed 300 for an abortion. I didn’t want to be a dad so after dinner I went to an ATM and got her the money and she left. I didn’t hear another thing from her for months and I ran into one of our mutual friends in a bar one night and he said “Hey man did you hear about Susan?” I said, no what happened. He said “she went to all six of the guys she was f~~~ing and got 300 dollars from each of them and moved to Florida.” F~~~. They will say anything. What’s the biggest lie one ever told you?

[MerkParticipant 50]

That’s pretty bad bro.

I dated a pathological liar so I could cite many instances of lying, but your story takes the cake about what woman can and will do to get what they want. That’s f~~~ing despicable… She prolly moved to shack up with some dud in better weather too……

[…Spectator 1165]

Thanks Merk.  Women are notorious planners in advance. When they are getting ready to leave you, chances are that all her friends know about it and helped her with the plan. This all goes on without us knowing. So we have to learn how to spot the signs to save our butts. I’ll bet she got five other free dinners out of that not counting the one I bought her which included wine and no sex of course because she was too upset about the pregnancy. Bitch.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

The worst lie a woman ever told me?   Hmmmmm….   “I do!”

Needless to say she didn’t…

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[TheLurkerParticipant 269]

“Not all women are like that.”

[db325Participant 114]

The worst lies a woman has ever told me are the following…

1. “I’m a victim”

2. “I’m independent”

If you hear any of those 2 things you’d better f~~~ing run – seriously. Don’t trust a bitch who has to self-proclaim something. It doesn’t have to be these 2 things it could be ANYTHING bros. When that hamster gets ta spinning, be the one to shut that s~~~ down.

The next generation of MGTOW

[Anonymous 1]

I was speaking to my mum about why I am going MGTOW and not getting married and she replied “Man needs woman” The biggest lie on this earth.

[…Spectator 1165]

I’d be careful about telling mum about MGTOW. If she has any time on her hands, she’ll be contacting all the other hens and trying to change your mind. To be fair, there are good women out there!  They are just very hard to find and thanks to the internet, they don’t usually stay good for very long. That is one of the main reasons the old brothers like Tom Leykus warn about signing the marriage contract….it is all geared towards them, not us. If you don’t sign that agreement, you do have a chance at getting a great piece of ass and having a somewhat fair exchange. This however never lasts more than six months.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

@ListenUp! said : “Hey man did you hear about Susan?” I said, no what happened. He said “she went to all six of the guys she was f~~~ing and got 300 dollars from each of them and moved to Florida.” F~~~.

Holy Fruckin’ Shiet!

My list of Muthaf~~~in’ lies from Bitches:

“My period’s late.” (Of course after I broke up with her. It wasn’t.

“I’m an independent (Add Ethnicity here) Woman.”

“You’re the first guy I have ever been with.”

“You’ve the first guy I’ve ever cum with.”

“Naw…I never tried Anal…at least not successfully.”

“Well…those three guys don’t count. I was (drunk, high, stupid).”

“I’m not like that.”

“I would never do that to you.”

“You don’t have to take me out for my birthday.”

“You don’t have to spend ALOT of money on me.  I’m low maintenance.” Yeah…Like a used Ferrari, Bitch.

“I’m not like other Girls.”

“I’m not Mad. Why would I be.”

“I never suck C~~~.”

“Swallow?  You must be kidding??”

“I’m a good girl.  I’m saving myself for marriage.”

“I’m a virgin. Getting fingered or eaten doesn’t count.”

“I have a headache.”

“I missed your call. I was asleep.”  “…my cell phone went dead.”

“My vagina doesn’t feel right. Let’s snuggle instead.”

“I told you I never slept with him.”

“I don’t even find him attractive.”

“He’s just my friend.”

“He’s my Play Cousin.”

I’m allergic to Condoms.”

I’m allergic to Birth Control Pills.”

“I’m allergic to an IUD.”

[Anonymous 23]

I cant tell you how therapeutic it is to my conscience to hear others listing the same lies I’ve heard day in and day out for years and years from multiple women.

[…Spectator 1165]

Free your conscience and go your own way man! From growing up in a women’s strategy think tank (read my profile story sometime) I learned about how they get together and create multiple layers of lies to get what they want. And always ready to withhold sex from you when you can’t figure out their secret demands.  Women use guilt as one of their major tools and it is hard to sniff it out over fresh perfume. Clear your mind, and don’t feel bad ever again. As the movement grows, we will all become more aware of the tactics being used on us and we’ll be able to quickly dodge the bullets on the way to the whorehouse hahahaha!

[tsParticipant 109]

“I’m not sexually attracted to you, let’s just be friends”, but gets dripping wet on the second date and f~~~s her brain out.

Thank god I outgrew  this BS and GMOW now. Looking back I can see how dangerous such situations were, if  they would have happened in the current climate.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

1. Our divorce will be quick. I don’t want anything you have and why would I keep you from your daughter?
2. I missed your call/text (says the gender who’s phone is always in their hand).
3. My body type is ‘average’.
4. I have to ‘get my life together’.
5. I love you.

Fuck this planet.

[JimboParticipant 162]

“I am a strong, independent woman”. That takes the cake in degree alone.
“You get paid so much because you have a penis” That was the runner up.

[TYEParticipant 291]

I love you.

[FitzBonesParticipant 304]

“Sure I’ve taken my birth-control pill every day in the past week”

"If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run,"

[TheBardParticipant 974]

When I met my second girlfriend she said she wanted to take things slow since she just got out of a major relationship. I first met her on a Friday, we had 2 dates on Saturday and she told me she didn’t even want to kiss on the lips yet or be boyfriend and girlfriend because she wanted to take things slow and just date, but hand or cheek kissing was fine, Sunday we had another date and she was letting me kiss her on the lips, on Monday she wanted to be my girlfriend, but still not go too fast,Thursday she said I love you. While that night was great and she was being very loving and nice the next day she become a total bitch and began to be verbally abusive. Later she told me she wasn’t over her ex and when I said “how can you say you love me and want to marry me when you aren’t over your ex” and her response was “you can’t expect me to be over him so soon”. So lesson learned just because a woman is really awesome and seems like a keeper at first don’t be fooled because she could just be waiting to make you hers so she can show her true evil colors.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

“It’s not my fault! My boss is just a misogynist.”

 

F~~~ing brilliant! “Sarcasm”

 

[BrainPilotParticipant 7662]

All time champion biggest lie: I love you

1st runner up: I’m not interested in your money

2nd runner up: I like my job…I’m going to keep working after we get married…

3rd runner up: My credit is fine

Some honorable mentions:
I’m not that kind of girl
I never get jealous
I can’t find a job
I’m a great cook

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[…Spectator 1165]

Great posts you guys. I’m learning a lot. My best buddy 10 years older than me has always told me that whatever they say, be ready for the exact opposite. They are mostly talking to hear what their voice sounds like and to see if it is having a desired impact on you. We used to keep track of this in the 80’s before there was the internet by using legal pads and just making two columns: Column 1 What she says. Column 2 What she does. So when she says “I really don’t care about money at all” that goes in Column 1. They when you can’t find your wallet in your back pants pocket one morning because she raided it, forgot to put it back, and her Filipino friends have all bought new TV’s and you are broke that goes in Column 2. And so it goes…..

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