STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

The only way they could ever explain the bulls~~~ character Rey, is to have her revealed being an actually old Sith, who happened to transfer his mind into this female body, to cheat death, thus having the experience of his life be used in a fresh body, and to use this body to get around with the now acquired bonus, vagina pass keycard.

But that’s obviously not the case, this is Disney, this is JJ Abrams, going full throttle to be as political correct as possible, and obviously, only have men be evil.

Disappointment is strong, in this one.

[Anonymous 11]

Disney seems to f~~~ up everything it touches.

Thanks Cap for taking the bullet, yet again. This will be the first Star Wars movie I will not watch in any way, shape or form.

Maybe the next one will have a trans-gender pedophile as the object of worship.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Anonymous wrote:

Disney seems to f~~~ up everything it touches.

Thanks Cap for taking the bullet, yet again. This will be the first Star Wars movie I will not watch in any way, shape or form.

Maybe the next one will have a trans-gender pedophile as the object of worship.

Heh.

I wouldn’t call this one taking a bullet. I did enjoy damn near everything else but Rey.

It’s what I’m here for CP.

Fuck this planet.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Cap285-
Thank you for the great synopsis.
When I was growing up, the hero in motion pictures was usually a man.
Now men are depicted as being weak, spineless, and less successful than women.
Thanks Disney.
And thanks again Cap- you saved us a bunch of money

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

My reaction at at the end credits

Laughed my ass off.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AnthonyParticipant 241]

I honestly like the old Disney movies better. It’s just that the activists have movie companies, hollywood, and other big corporations scared so s~~~less they’re too scared to put out anything that goes against feminism. Which is why they cater to the s~~~lords known as social justice warriors.

Back before the mid 2000s? I’d say, that’s when movies and other forms of entertainment were actually good and didn’t have the social justice warrior s~~~ in them. Starting around the year 2000 however, that’s when companies got scared s~~~less because of law suites and SJWs suing them.

I still feel no sympathy for them, because they’re officially pussy-whipped.

[BufordParticipant 935]

As soon as i heard Han dies all interest in seeing this evaporated. The best character in the whole f~~~ing franchise. Has to be said though…..Ford himself probably pushed for it. He’s a grouchy old bastard and he’s wanted to kill Han since Empire.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Meh. I’ll just watch The Hateful Eight or The Revenant, or both, this month.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22561]

The Moth Attracted to the Flame wrote:

Meh. I’ll just watch The Hateful Eight or The Revenant, or both, this month.

I highly recommend the Guardians of the Galaxy film. This movie has the old Star Wars feel and fun. Chris Pratt plays Peter Quill, whom is like a younger, slightly crazier Han Solo, with a bit of John Crichton (Farscape) pop-culture references thrown in. And the people Peter ends up working with are even crazier than him.

The movie also has a fun plot, good action, and a rock’in soundtrack of 70’s and 80’s.

The beginning of the movie, after Peter is grown up, on the alien planet Morag, is brilliantly funny parody of the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark, when Indiana Jones carefully enters the boopytrapped ruins.

Instead, Peter start listening to his walkman play, Come and Get Your Love, by Redbone, as he literally dances through the ruins. Yes. That scene is as funny as it sounds. And the laughs and fun in the movie do not let up.

[ThomasQuinnParticipant 50]

I Thought it was a pretty good and fun movie.
Although I agree that Disney went over board with Girl Power. I expected this going in though.

Thankfully,Chewy carried Finn to the Falcon and it wasn’t Rey carrying him. +1 for male power there I guess.

Somehow Rey is expert in everything she attempts to do. Somehow she defeats Kylo who was f~~~ing TRAINED BY LUKE before going to the darkside.
Kylo starts off BAD ASS using the force to completely stop that blaster ray and then slowly becomes weaker and weaker as the film goes on. Basically as soon as he takes off his helmet he turns into EMO REN.

Dumb CGI characters. SPOKE was a JOKE.

Hell I even read that BB8 is a female droid, I forget if they call BB8 a he or she in the film though.

Leia was awful with her lines and she was clueless about what to do but thanks to HAN and FINN the MEN they came up with a plan of attack.

Captain Phasma while I thought she was great with her lines she was completely worthless and gets duped 2 times by FINN.

If you can get over the fem Disney aspects the film is pretty good.

I’m not a starwars nerd either but it was 100x better then those s~~~ty prequels.

[ThomasQuinnParticipant 50]

Buford wrote:

As soon as i heard Han dies all interest in seeing this evaporated. The best character in the whole f~~~ing franchise. Has to be said though…..Ford himself probably pushed for it. He’s a grouchy old bastard and he’s wanted to kill Han since Empire.

True. The rumors were that Ford only would come back if they agreed to kill him off.
He gets f~~~ed over too. Goes out like a puzzy.

There is 1 great scene where Han throws a dude into a eyeball monster and the dude gets eaten.

[Klaus WindamierParticipant 543]

Please look below.

[Klaus WindamierParticipant 543]

I know this is gonna happen, because, i know, for sure, that hollywood is a feminist brainwashing propaganda field.

That’s why i don’t bother watching.

One of my friend offered me a premiere ticket last one, and i kindly rejected it, because i know this is going to happen, so i won’t waste my beautiful night watching those, what a waste of 2-3 hours of my life if i do.

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@bigboy83

Side note:
Star Wars:The C~~~ Awakens, has to make at least $1.5 Billion to start turning a profit.

I see vast majority of these fans are defending it, Are star wars fans biggest white knights?

The old timers, fan base, are p~~~ed, it’s dominated by women. So they see it, as is. Guess what, c~~~s like the movie. Feminist propaganda on steroids, but they had to invade male space to do it, AGAIN!

I think MGTOW is still outnumbered compared to those fans, so, it is a logical number that they are defending it, because the majority of man are still a magina or white knights, and that counted too on star wars fans.

And i think that they are a fanatics.
That’s why i don’t and will never became a fanatics.
It clouded one’s insight.
It clouded one’s logic.
It clouded one’s sense.

@chauvinistpig

Disney seems to f~~~ up everything it touches.

Thanks Cap for taking the bullet, yet again. This will be the first Star Wars movie I will not watch in any way, shape or form.

Maybe the next one will have a trans-gender pedophile as the object of worship.

I agree.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

Cap285-
Thank you for the great synopsis.
When I was growing up, the hero in motion pictures was usually a man.
Now men are depicted as being weak, spineless, and less successful than women.
Thanks Disney.
And thanks again Cap- you saved us a bunch of money

You’re welcome. Glad to help.

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

ThomasQuinn wrote:

I Thought it was a pretty good and fun movie.
Although I agree that Disney went over board with Girl Power. I expected this going in though.

Thankfully,Chewy carried Finn to the Falcon and it wasn’t Rey carrying him. +1 for male power there I guess.

Somehow Rey is expert in everything she attempts to do. Somehow she defeats Kylo who was f~~~ing TRAINED BY LUKE before going to the darkside.
Kylo starts off BAD ASS using the force to completely stop that blaster ray and then slowly becomes weaker and weaker as the film goes on. Basically as soon as he takes off his helmet he turns into EMO REN.

Dumb CGI characters. SPOKE was a JOKE.

Hell I even read that BB8 is a female droid, I forget if they call BB8 a he or she in the film though.

Leia was awful with her lines and she was clueless about what to do but thanks to HAN and FINN the MEN they came up with a plan of attack.

Captain Phasma while I thought she was great with her lines she was completely worthless and gets duped 2 times by FINN.

If you can get over the fem Disney aspects the film is pretty good.

I’m not a starwars nerd either but it was 100x better then those s~~~ty prequels.

Agreed. There are some great things.

100x better than s~~~ty PT? Absolutely.

Great moments between Finn and Han/Finn and Poe.

But, yes, the grrll powrrr constantly punching us in the face ruined it. My buddy said when Ren took off his helmet he though it was Ted Logan.

Like KM said, Luke had to wait 3 movies for his powers, Rey gets hers right away. No questions asked.

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

@Klaus Windamier

Yup. The Rey wankfest has only just begun. I bet nobody has the nuts to call this what it is. A feminist Mary Sue.

Time will tell.

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Klaus Windamier wrote:

I know this is gonna happen, because, i know, for sure, that hollywood is a feminist brainwashing propaganda field.

That’s why i don’t bother watching.

One of my friend offered me a premiere ticket last one, and i kindly rejected it, because i know this is going to happen, so i won’t waste my beautiful night watching those, what a waste of 2-3 hours of my life if i do.

Star Wars : The Feminist Awakening

Star Wars : The Heroine We Looking For

Star Wars : The Feminism Awaken

Star Wars : Embracing Feminism

@bigboy83

Side note:
Star Wars:The C~~~ Awakens, has to make at least $1.5 Billion to start turning a profit.

I see vast majority of these fans are defending it, Are star wars fans biggest white knights?

The old timers, fan base, are p~~~ed, it’s dominated by women. So they see it, as is. Guess what, c~~~s like the movie. Feminist propaganda on steroids, but they had to invade male space to do it, AGAIN!

I think MGTOW is still outnumbered compared to those fans, so, it is a logical number that they are defending it, because the majority of man are still a magina or white knights, and that counted too on star wars fans.

And i think that they are a fanatics.
That’s why i don’t and will never became a fanatics.
It clouded one’s insight.
It clouded one’s logic.
It clouded one’s sense.

@chauvinistpig

Disney seems to f~~~ up everything it touches.

Thanks Cap for taking the bullet, yet again. This will be the first Star Wars movie I will not watch in any way, shape or form.

Maybe the next one will have a trans-gender pedophile as the object of worship.

I agree.

Yup. The Rey wankfest has only begun.

Fuck this planet.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

You don’t need training if you have The Force. She just knows stuff apparently, because she has real good genetic code. It is just channel The Force. The stronger the Force, the more you can do. That is the basic metaphysical structure of Star Wars. I believe if you go in expecting that to be different, you will be disappointed.

And I don’t care what SJWs, Feminists, or whatever says about how the movie has a message. I just like the movie personally. I accept it what it is, which is fine to me. I guess maybe there is some MGTOW card I am now supposed to turn in, and an island I am exiled to, because I don’t agree with the norm and so on, but that is what I believe.

But, before you exile me, note I had a bunch of problems with Fury Road. I was annoyed and bored with it for the most part. So, make it for what it is worth. I know one guy who now in his MGTOW channel, will go by some other name besides “MGTOW” because of the flak he got from liking Star Wars. I know Raging Golden Eagle got flak at him for his female anime dolls he does in his video. All I can say, to the purity patrol of MGTOW, who want to guard some ideological worldview that if you deviate from you will suffer consequences, to go take a flying leap. I will like whatever I damn well like, and just because you aren’t a woman, doesn’t mean that your value is more special. I don’t stand for feminists doing that with their talk, and silencing men, so I will be consistent.

Anyhow, I thought the movie was good, and I want to see the next one. This is my view. You can have your own.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Shiny wrote:

Spot on, that’s everything at the back of my mind bugging me.

Episode IV was a modern take on Joseph Campbell. Episode VII was just cultural appropriation, nothing more.

Star Wars/Jedi is now its own religion, with its own cult. JJ Abrams wanted to try map to what the franchise is like, so what you said fits to some degree. Consider it Lucas outsourcing to someone else to do his series. After how the first three turned out, that can be argued to be a good idea.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

IGMOW (I Go My Own Way) wrote:

You don’t need training if you have The Force. She just knows stuff apparently, because she has real good genetic code. It is just channel The Force. The stronger the Force, the more you can do. That is the basic metaphysical structure of Star Wars. I believe if you go in expecting that to be different, you will be disappointed.

Sounds like PT/EU bulls~~~ to me.

Why did Luke need training if he was a direct descendant of Anakin Skywalker?

Why could bowl cut Anakin race pods? Because force?

Why could Rey do all the stuff we listed? Because force?

Why did Luke handle his lightsaber like a clutz aand get shot in the ass with that remote, get beat up in bars and not beat Vader after training? Why did it take Luke three films to become proficient?

Give me a f~~~ing break.

Fuck this planet.

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