MGTOW Covert Special Ops: Behind Enemy Lines.

[Anonymous 11]

Tampon: I don’t see the unicorn here, yet. Where is it?

Please don’t tell me it told us that it had to wash and dye its hair again and will call in 20 minutes That excuse always brings back the PTSD for me.

Note: Actual excuse given to me by a c~~~ who stood me up many years ago.

[…Spectator 1165]

AgentCpig: that andy guy was using one earlier i guess, i never saw it. my post about unihorns was in response to some funny s~~~ CatCrunch posted somewhere. Damn, that was a lame excuse she gave you bro……..

here’s some more intel from my covert mission today….bet you’ve seen these or had to live through these more than once man…

1) She just doesn’t feel very good all of a sudden!

2) Suddenly an extreme emergency has come up and she must immediately help her mother/father/brother/sister/friend with some dire problem….Immediately!

3) Some close relative died! (This is so commonly used that most women usually avoid the obviousness of it and go for the “I’m not feeling well” excuse).

[Anonymous 11]

It was pretty lame. I later learned that she was doing it just not for me. Young CPig’s introduction to hypergamy is what it turned out to be. The f~~~ed up part is that the c~~~ wasted my time as I actually waited for the call that never came on a Saturday night when I could been out hunting other hoes.

It’s OK because she’s a cellulite infested land whale now. While I’m a 47 year old free man who looks 35 and have a more fit body than when I was 18. Payback’s a bitch, muthaf~~~a’s!!!!!

I’ve had #1 once and a few no shows. The last time it happened the bitch was a no show, and I just called her up and apologized to her for me not showing up at the appointed place thereby standing her up. I f~~~ed with her head big time. The last time was in 1991.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I’ll make it happen….

Initial recon report, long winded, likes to brag, moderate damage to ego, finances still in tact.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[…Spectator 1165]

Thanks Smitty!

Ok a toast! To MGTOW Special Forces Comedy Ops!!!!! (raises glass) “To all: Thank you men for your dutiful (and most dubious at times service) in the hopes that the men here at MGTOW.com and ultimately, all around the world…. will find a way to KEEP IT’S SENSE OF HUMOR! TO GEORGE CARLIN! TO LOUIS C.K. TO fun while learning important manly s~~~! TO SOULMAN. TO BRAINPILOT. TO DOCFENDERSON!! TO KEYMASTER.

TO GONE (noF~~~Sgiven)GALT! To all MGTOW…go your own way the way only you can do it.

Hell mutherf~~~in yeah!!!

CHEERS!

 

[…Spectator 1165]

Post of the thread for today goes to KeyMaster from last night: “I love the smell of NAWALT in the morning.”

[Anonymous 11]

Damn straight as Key had me dying over here laughing over it.

I wish I could figure out how to remotely poison Truth???’s DNS server and IP router’s routing tables. I’m starting to suspect he’s on f~~~ing meth. F~~~ing relentless.

Night is nearly upon me now as I prepare to embed myself within the hive. I am putting on my mangina Ghillie suit to protect me from their vindictive wrath.

[Anonymous 42]

I found a tittle 9 flaw, we start the sport of dickups, lets see them compete with that one! Equally! Also Dick ball! Dick billiards! Dick pong! The dicklimpics! We’ll f~~~ing cream them! emphasis on cream!

[Anonymous 11]

They’ll just let ’em compete with 12″ strap ons. I’m sure they all have a closets just filled with strap ons.

Special cream shootin’ strap ons too.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: Sgt Tampon L Sniffer here. you are a better man than I….once again. I’m out making cash today. Looks like men are laughing joking around and being manly here again. s~~~, yesterday was f~~~ing loony tunes around here. Crunch good work man! Tampon out for now………

[Anonymous 11]

Tampon: Go make that money, I got called out earlier to go site visit a client and racked up some billable hours there and via phone too.

I’ve been hanging around in Fun Stuff today, because just like with the bitchez when I turn my ass around and walk away I’m gone.

Crunch: If you need any covering fire, I’m here for you. I’m saddling up to infiltrate some feminazi hives tonight for more some heinous intel and sarcastic running commentary. That latest infiltration into our base was mind boggling. Nuke ’em dawg!

War is hell!!!

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

They’ll just let ‘em compete with 12″ strap ons. I’m sure they all have a closets just filled with strap ons.

Special cream shootin’ strap ons too.

F~~~ them, I’ll enter Mr. Ed some real horse power!

[Anonymous 11]

Horse power…..BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Here’s tonight’s bountiful harvest of lunacy:

“You can avoid being hit on if you wear a faux engagement ring if you work in the service industry.”
-I’ve found putting on cheap fake wedding rings from the flea market increases our chances of scoring.

“What do you miss that was killed off by the internet?”
-I’m guessing slowly losing your tactical advantages over men from the ever growing legions of MGTOWs.

-“I try to never lie to her, but I do sometimes not tell her certain things. I just wish I could get her to understand I’m not some asshole who lives to push her buttons”
-Straight from the mouth of a certified real mangina. I always lie to them on a regular basis. Lie like a damn rug! ‘Nuff said

“I’m thinking about taking a shower as my Valentine’s gift to husband. So sad that my hygiene level has fallen so far.”
-So I’m guessing your mangina doesn’t munch down on your carpet as often as he used to you filthy beast. Tuna fleet’s in!!!

“I internet stalk my 1st boyfriend. I found an amazon review he left for hemorrhoid suppositories….he is still unmarried.”
-Pschyo alert!!! Leaving you behind was a wise move on his part.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: Excellent intel! lmbo re the hygene comment. bbl.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: glad you got some billable time in. i didn’t do too bad today….6 hours at 80 for 480. last guy of the day i met with is having to spend about 500 usd sat night. lucky bastard NOT. hahahahaha. dinnertime.

[Anonymous 11]

Good deal Tampon:

If you wanna play you gotta pay just like a hooker. BWHAHAHAHA!!!!

I like working the Special Ops thread here as I’ve always been sickened by feminism. Even as a young boy in the early 70s, I knew it was wrong. It’s now turned into dangerous monster compared to back then, and I just love doing whatever I can do to make it die a death by a thousand little cuts. If we can all have fun and laughs at their expense while slowly sapping them then that just makes it all the better.

I’ve been trying to get back over to that feminist pit where they let that Lana “I aborted my baby, because it’s a he” bitch spread her special toxic venom now, and it’s been “Error establishing a database connection” all day. I wish their back end servers have smoked their arrays, and they have no backups. Actually, not really, because the intel value of that site is so incredible that I’m hoping their geeks get it up and running soon as I could use their vile spew as a great resource.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent Cpig: yes i know, but I am not allowed to say why that is. Anyway, I’m really happy you are on this thread, it was your idea to ramp up MG-Tower (as if he isn’t already) and turn him loose on the c~~~s in the universe, and for us to try and make the s~~~ funny. I think from the +1’s from Roydal and Keymaster on our thread, we are doing some good work and I personally have a blast trying to find all those photos and caption them on the fly while doing all the s~~~ i’m doing hahahaha. bro, honestly, it is so dark and the future is so bad that if i couldn’t find a way to laugh at s~~~ right now i would be a seriously depressed motherf~~~er. yeah, s~~~ has changed bro, s~~~ has changed.

[…Spectator 1165]

CPig: just went over there and they seem back to normal. let me know if you are still embedded or not.

just saw this so you know it is from them:

“I imagine driving to a forest, setting the cat free, setting the house on fire to live with a hot black man.”

i would say they are just as f~~~ed up now as they were yesterday man.

[FangParticipant 102]

Trying to figure out what you’re “flying”…6 engines? 🙂

[Anonymous 11]

@Tampon: Ugg!!!!! That hurts to even read it.

They as f~~~ed up now as they were yesterday and will be until we get them straightened. Big and dirty job, I know.

If you can mock your enemy, then you can make them even more irrational.

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