MGTOW Covert Special Ops: Behind Enemy Lines.

[…Spectator 1165]

Greetings and salutations community of MGTOW brothers, noobs, Vets, snobs, bobs, and general baisment bois.

Sgt. SmellyTampon here with an announcement: We have successfully penetrated the enemy and Special Ops CalicoPig (known elsewhere on this site as ChauvinistPig) is firmly entrenched  as a member of good c~~~ standing inside a very popular a Feminist website. As Commander-in-C~~~, he will be reporting his findings from being embedded in a community of c~~~s (sorry bro, glad you are doing this instead of me because I can’t take the smell of old vag, sorry) to this thread for the dual purposes of 01 the lulz 02 the general education of the mgtow community via inside the hive vagina for research purposes. The website where he is now proceeding with covert ops will not be mentioned here, so do not ask as only I, smellytampon, CPig, and MG-Tower aka Cap’n Cat&Crunch will have access to that high level information. In the interim, please proceed normally with all other sectors of the MGTOW.com forums as you were before this covert ops was created and approved by VileLord, Keymaster, DocFenderson, and other high level MGTOW here. Be well brothers, and let the fun begin! Sgt. Tampon–OUT!

[…Spectator 1165]

leaving agent Pig and MG-Tower with this Breaking News from the c~~~fessionals page:

“I once had sex with two different guys withing 30 minutes of each other.”

Yeah, but both men had to pay the bill and you used the money to go get drunk. asshole with a vag.

and….

“I’m going to give my unborn Son my last name to purposefully p~~~ off his father.” yes, always doing good in the f~~~ing world aren’t you?

so, your point is your name is Jessy? Married Man? Imnotaman? Dr Borat? Roadman? Paul Elam aka Miss Piggy?

Who are you NEway bitch?
another overnight entry: “I once had sex with two different guys in the same night, about a half hour apart. The first was black and the second was Latino; I’m white.”

Never ends does it guys? Tampon out.

 

[Anonymous 42]

tchhhh,,,tchhh,,, Lima/Uniforn,,,Charley/Papa,,,, it’s Col, CatCrunch here: Deep in enemy territory, flying the lands of U-tube 14hrs,,, peppered with  flack,,, returned fire,,,. 1, 2, and 4 flamed, extinguished, and feathered, 3, 5, and 6, turning.,,,tchhhhh,,,. Running hot, outboards fill thrust and burning,,,tchhhhhh. Spotted a chick with pink M-16 (for real), gave out her full address to the “REAL” enemy, challenging to them to a “real battle”, sorry to report gent’s NAWAT,,,tchhh,,,tchhh,,,. I Radioed her: “you are my favorite girl on the internet”. A good neighbor! tchhhhh, tchhhh, lots of intel, heading back,,, crabangle moderate. Looking over my right shoulder for coarse vector home tchhh,,,Admiral Key’s a good commander, coordinating stealth, intel, a good battlefield director tchhh,,,tchhhh… Low on fuel, setting down on civilian runway, dumping lead and remaining fuel, runway’s short, thin, I’m sure the tarmac will be au crackin ….

[Anonymous 11]

@SmellyTampon & Cat Crunch:

The conditions behind the lines are incredibly rough.  My computer smells like a damn tuna boat now.  I am participating in a thread about cleaning up after kids and have been exposed to things very few men can stand luckily I am strong of mind and heart.  My ultimate goal is to actively engage the manginas that have been spotted in this house of hens.  The information we gain will empower all MGTOWs forever. We have achieved direct access into the spider filled minds of many, many women.  Plus, this s~~~ is so damn funny.

On one of the threads I’m observing , the OP is a vindictive bitch who wants to withhold access to the kids from her ex for no good reason. Some of the wenches are egging her on to do it while others are actually concerned that he should have some shared custody.  The vindictiveness of the bad ones is stunning.  They are definitely a damn hive in all things. This is their biggest advantage over us.  We handle them solo while they have an entire group hidden from your view advising them on ALL things and not for your benefit.

Brothers, I leave you with this gem of insight into the female mind:

I wish I could say I’m marrying my fiancée because he takes care of me and DD(Dear Daughter). Truth is, I’m marrying his millionaire parents who take care of us. He is one sad and lazy POS.

-No, you’re the sad and lazy POS while he’s just a vag worshiping sucker and general dips~~~.

[Anonymous 42]

tchhhh, tchhhh, roger that agent Charley/Papa,,,I touched down, my eyes are burning, my throat is scratchy from the smell of burnt clams, dropping bombs, flying through smoke and phosphors/magnesium burning! I’ll be OK I’m on a bus back to base, one hell of trip, I sit here laughing, with eyes that look like they’re crying!!!!!! tchhh,,,tchhh,,,

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Heey “Cap’n Cat&Crunch” MG, on yer next landing don’t forget to pickup and load some fresh napalm, lol…   …or as in let the clam barbecue begin.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 11]

Tampon, the only thing giving me solace is knowing that Cat Crunch is providing the aerial cover.  Yes, the combination of all the blatant narcissism and hive-mind thought is terrifying.  I’d be safer swimming among sharks as I can trust them more.

I was speaking with my brother about his 4 daughters last night.  3 of the 4 have been brainwashed into feminists.  The high school the 3 attended had a teacher who taught openly in class that there is no need for men.  The oldest of the four who is the non-feminist is the only one who has a healthy relationship with her husband.  She never attended that school. The other 3 have been nothing but trouble for their husbands and boyfriends.  3 of my 6 nieces are actually not feminists. My family’s culture is very much anti-feminism, but we still lost 3.

Anyway, try this one on for size:

I can’t functionally make it through my day without a handful of Lortabs. I’ve got to kick my habit before history repeats itself and I turn into my addict mother that lost rights to all 4 of her children due to drugs.

– Babe, just start crying to the judge, and you’ll get to keep those lucky, lucky kids.

Tampon, be careful out in the educational community as it is a nest of rabid feminism.  Stay under their radar.

[Anonymous 42]

tchhhhh,,,\\\MAYDAY///\\\MAYDAY///\\\MAYDAY///Charley/Charley/Charley,,,((((POOCH F~~~ER at ONE EIGHT ZERO degrees))) It’s Captain Cat Crunch,,,tchhhh,,,tchhhhh,,,Going down,,,Flames everywhere, crew has bailed out, I’m alone and flying blind, smoke in the cabin, transmitting data, on below written lines!,,,tchhhh,,,Cuncesium 137, Clitstrontium 90, Pustonium 239, I’m all contaminated, but my MGTOW lead shield is holding up fine!,tchhh,,, Time to bail out this airship is fried……………….

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Im so confused. I was alone and had too much to drink last night and I let our pooch do something down there, and then it ended up being a lot more naughty than that. I feel so ashamed but now its all i can think about and i want to do it again.

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I’m 42 SWF living in D.C. and I’ve been having sex with my 20 yo intern from GW for almost a year. At the beginning of fall semester he moved in with me to save 1000 a month rent. My main rule is he has to stay naked when there’s no guests. When I go overseas for work I have him Skype me twice a day to masturbate. My favorite things to do is fill out his performance reviews either just after sex or while he is eating me out.

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While my boyfriend is watching tv … I go into the bathroom and masturbate to visioning having oral sex done by 2 of our friends.

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secretly want to buy a strap on and make rough love to another female.

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Sometimes when I ride the subway, I look down the car and go down the line and try and picture what it might be like to sleep with each guy in the car with me. Even the homeless ones.

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Met a guy at the Bar last night. I hit on him hard. He seemed into it until his friends showed up and then he ignored me. What a J-Azz

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Everytime I come home from work, I flash my doorman a little smile. I keep having these fantasies that he will come knock on my door late at night, use his master key, and come slide into bed with me. hopefully my husband won’t be home!!

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I’m a 47 year old, twice divorced, mother of two. For the past few weeks, i’ve been seeing my friend’s son. He’s 23 and currently engaged. We have some really amazing sex whenever he comes over.

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I have been in love with the same man for 10 years. I have never been sexually unsatisfied. The thought of cheating never crossed my mind….until I met “him”.

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cheated on my husband this weekend. I had uncrontallable chemistry with “Him” and can’t stop thinking about it. I don’t want to leave my husband I don’t want anything to change. “him” and I agreed that it was a moment of weakness and to never tell a soul.

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womensconfessions.com

[RennieParticipant]

This is faco2, callsign birddog, identify yourself,

 

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Faco2 ;This is Gun Run 1: coming on station and awaiting target acquisition. We are transmitting in the Blind Guard.

Requesting targets from force command….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Anonymous 11]

Captain Cat Crunch:  That hive is incredibly dangerous.  I’m currently recording extremely high C~~~iation levels on the ground too.  I have now stolen full C~~~iation/STD protective gear so I am safe w/in this hive of sluts.  The valuable information you have obtained was worth the personal risk you took, and you should be commended for your bravery. It has been downloaded into my profiling databases for further analysis.

The ratio of likes to dislikes indicates that an extreme concentration of feminazis are present within there. I am also finding high levels of vapidness and zero signs of any sentience.  Summary:  These bitchez are dumb as rocks and crazy as loons.  Situation is extremely grave for their white knights and manginas.

We are beginning to develop proof positive of extremely high levels of treachery, general malfeasance, and moral turpitude among these females.  The large sample size w/in this site means all information can be extrapolated to the female population at large.  Analysis of information obtained earlier also indicates a large percentage of them are land whales.

CPig out and ready to go back in as full c~~~ium decontamination cycle has now been completed.

[Anonymous 11]

I went back in and discovered a possible victory for one of their captive men.

I discovered where the hens were in a tizzy as the OP told her husband that she was pregnant, and he blew her out of the water by letting her know he had a secret vasectomy many, many months as in longer than the human gestation period before she told him the news .  A mangina then chimed in suggesting she make her husband take a DNA test anyway. Just like any good mangina c~~~ worshiper would do.

Cuckold or real man.  Will he make the right choice?  She is a truly f~~~ing dirtbag slut.

I’ve now exceeded the daily exposure limits allowed for C~~~clon-B.  Agent CPig is now retreating to his bunker of manliness to watch a John Wayne movie.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I’m loitering in the area with my AC-130 Spectre Gunship, should I “sanitize” the area sir?

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent Cpig, Agent Crunch: Sgt SmellyT here. I have safely returned from the college lecture and will be posting about it on QuarterWaveVertical’s thread about academic stories in a few minutes.

I have received your intel Cpig and Crunch. Good work men. Pig, I am especially proud at your mgtow resourcefulness in stealing protective gear. They basically slimed you ala Ghostbuster style this morning and there was nothing I could do since I had to leave here and work. Glad you are cleaned up and brought such good Red Pill intel back to Mgtow.

Crunch, please transmit your location so I can send Agent CuCumonHer and his team to rescue you if you aren’t safe in the C~~~Zone. Judging by how low you were flying, I can imagine you’ll need a full tuna smell detox soon. I have provided full detox chemicals and a strategy for getting you back to camp. Just click my avatar tonight and DETOX will be there.

Re new Special Ops Smitty and Rennie: my hands are currently full with my covert team of four. You guys are true MGTOW, right? So that means you can use this thread the two of you to run the blind ops on your own and feel free to report back to camp here on this thread. See, we don’t have one commander. Mgtow each do it on their own, their own, when they want at their pace and in their own style. Carry on men! SmellyTampon, out.

[RoyDalParticipant]

LOL!!!!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[…Spectator 1165]

Roy: this is very funny EPIC s~~~ man. EL OH Mutherf~~~in EL man. Good to see a veteran poster here tonight. High mutherf~~~in’ five bro. Stay tuned…more Special Ops to come.

[…Spectator 1165]

@CapCatMunch-Crunch-MG-Hour of F~~~ing Power: Commander LU aka Sgt. SmellyTampon here with an internal memo for our team of FOUR: do not EVER post an actual url linking mgtow.com to some c~~~ page….get it?  blind hotlinks are the fastest way in all videos to have all viral mgtow posts taken down at youtube and banned at more than 140 websites across the world so don’t f~~~ up your links here. didn’t NE1 else run an AOL forum in the 90’s besides me? S~~~……

So, if you want to post a c~~~ymommy link you must do the following:

01 use old people strategy i.e. young people will never think of. for example, i own more than 300 web domains. chinese hackers are all over my s~~~ on a daily basis. so the first thing i did was cancel WordPress. Everything associated with it is a P.O.S., sorry fellas.

02 When you use html 2.0, have no WordPress login, and no .php on your website there isn’t a goddam thing they can do. They all started with Shtml and Html5. All you have to do is NOT use it, and even the whole country of China doesn’t have a chance again you man.

Further impotent uh…important instructionshiits to Tower and CPig: look guys, here’s how you share a url without f~~~ing up KeyMaster’s website:

if the url is

c~~~ymommies.com

you post

c unty mommies  dot com.

the spaces make it not useable or traceable. you actually have to think like a mgtow and say to yourself…”there are some spaces in there. when i eliminate them and put .www at the front, all the s~~~ works plain as day, duh. got it? Tampon out. don’t f~~~ up this website special Ops…it’s really all we’ve got. If you have to take it further, be sure that you find a way to NO TARGET or TARGET = 0 your link to an external site. Even better: Use an anon web service to do all your linking to externals such as http://anonym.to/ as a PREFACE to your external links. That way, we and KeyMaster have a chance at staying open. Thanks doods!!!

Sgt Tampon OUT.

 

[Anonymous 42]

Yea I get, Like internal URS when you create pages, never “blow a hole” in a link, example ://www.bother help.htm a “blowout”. Proper: ://www,brother_help.htm. I shutdown my website years ago… I’m old school, the “bots” searcher scans, if modified manipulated, customized, these “bots” are a webmasters nightmare. I now realize the old days are gone, they skip http:// they read words before .com not needing the whole web address… they can now read: “brother_help” and not “b rother_help.htm”… My rust runs deep, my circuits old fashion, like vacuum tube electronics, black and white TV. But I will reprogram, brush up, modify, rewire, and start publishing again. or maybe not, who knows, when you GYOW…

P.S. I like the dual rolling action on this site, mine had single(old fashion), it’s a manly effect; gears, ratios, things that make sense, when women see it they jump the fence….rrrroooooowwww, it makes there skin crawl, gives them vertigo, it’s logic, it’s common sense!

[Anonymous 11]

Roger, Tampon.  Information warfare OPSEC instructions acknowledged.

[Anonymous 11]

Agent CPig reporting terrible new information obtained while out on recon.

I was exploring an area where these biddies discuss things domestic.  One of the harrigans claims that she forces her husband to sit down on the toilet whenever he urinates.  The level of emasculation found here was too high to measure with my current mangina detection technologies.   The whole hive began to swarm around the subject attacking the very nature of how we relieve ourselves.  They acted like cleaning dried urine was the equivalent of helping remove a fetid bloated corpse from a sunken car.

I know my aim is generally very good.  I also know that when I visit other bachelors that I do not see urine stains on the bathroom floors very often.  I’m left to wonder if their subjected men and boys are doing this as a passive-aggressive act of resistance against the vaginal tyranny to which they are subjected.

On a good note Agent CPig also picked up a few good household cleaning tips he will begin to include in his routine.

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