MGTOW Covert Special Ops: Behind Enemy Lines.

[Anonymous 11]

Great find Tampon, that is the most hideous staging area of feminist weaponry ever seen. I hope Crunch has not been captured by the enemy, but I’m sure he has his handheld portable Cat Chipper and nuclear grenades in his MGTOW survival kit. I suggest that we destroy everything except for the boxes of divorce papers as manginas are to be given no quarter.

I could use a fresh drop of Estrogen antidote on your way over back to base. I’m naturally resistant to it, but the Estrogen generators are be run at full throttle in preparation for 2/14 so the fumes are thick in the air. Everywhere, I’m seeing crass commercial exploitation psyops designed to vacuum every last bit of credit and money from those foolish white knights and manginas who are desperately trying to please “she who must be obeyed”. I went out to obtain more supplies and saw a cluster of obedient manginas being led by the most dangerous c~~~s of them all. Those from the red headed tribe.

Watching the this run up to 2/14, I swear it’s like being in the middle of a zombie cult, and I’m the only non-zombie.

I’m also hearing rumors of a secret feminist lab devoted to the development of weapons of mass androcide. I’m desperately trying to determine its c~~~ordinates and c~~~ sector for the higher level MGTOWS to determine the actions to be taken against it.

That soccer video was too funny. You’d think with those snazzy uniforms they would be better. Chick sports suck unless it’s naked female jello wrestling or beach volley ball as they’re almost naked. I’d watch those. Stopping the game for a tampon on the field time out….WTF???? Do you charge it against the offending team?

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: Here, quick! before you pass out from the c~~~yness.

 

[Anonymous 11]

I snorted the whole bottle.

Ah, relief!!!! Thanks I needed that, and it’ll get me through 2/14.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: Troll alert in the introductions sector. Find CatCrunch and oversee the situation. I’ll be back in awhile.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig, Crunch: damn guys….so not fun over there. i’m headed out for awhile. first time it hasn’t been any fun to be here i think ever. carry on men. Tampon out.

[Anonymous 11]

Same here, I’m gone. Tactical retreat.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LMAO!!! I have tears.

I love the smell of NAWALT in the morning.

Smells like……………. victory.

Roger Roger.

Seargant Maverick Tango Golf Opera Whiskey signing off. Over.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks Keymaster! We’re having fun with it too.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent Cpig, Agent CatCrunch: Sgt Smelled the Tampon String here. Come in please. WT mutherf~~~in’ f~~~. over.

[…Spectator 1165]

Morning intel report:

Gentlemen. Good work yesterday. Testosterone levels running high and back to normal after invasion of major stoopid here yesterday. Reposting the last intel gathered from C~~~Sector 91 yesterday. Here’s the video of the tampon falling out during the soccer match. This is some funny ass s~~~. Coffee’s on.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent Crunch: wtf? unicorn avatars now? The C~~~opulous must be getting desparate. Surely there must be better use of vagina owners time…..I looked around and didn’t see it. Fueling up the B52 and checking the perimeter of mgtow.com for c~~~yness.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent Cpig, Agent Crunch: Sgt Smelly Tampon Sniffer here. Damn guys, women have stooped to a new level. Checking tire pressure, all gauges, getting ready for covert Ops. Can you believe that women do this kind of s~~~ like in the video below? I really can’t imagine it but check this out. Hasmat suits a must today crew. It’s gonna be smelly. and ugly. just like this girl in the video.

[…Spectator 1165]

 

Mgtow Special Ops ready and reporting for duty on Feb 11, 2015. Three days before Int’l MGTOW Day. Ops from left to right: Agent CalicoPig, John Stewart, Special agent MG-Tower aka CatCrunch, ListenUp! Aka Sgt Smelly Tampon Sniffer.

[Anonymous 11]

Good Morning Tampon!

I’m waiting for darkness to fall in these hives as those fake roses would get me torn limb to limb if the feminists caught me with them. I’ve also collected some newspaper to stuff into the my tampon applicators so my empty tampon box now ruse is much more convincing. The telescreens are currently barking orders to purchase candy, flowers and various baubles as offerings to the princesses.

They’ve ratcheted up the estrogen generators to the point that it’s like f~~~ing smog. The testosterone booster is much appreciated. We need to make it a good one today to help with the negative energies left by yesterday’s infiltrator.

I’m going to head out to make some dollars to not spend on women. Will report back when I’m in position.

CPig Out

[…Spectator 1165]

Sgt Tampon to Special Ops: Tampon IN. Now scanned mgtow.com sector 8 for c~~~yness. New member “c~~~ychops” will need observation. Cptn Smitty: If you are around mgtow.com today can you keep an eye on “c~~~ychops.” I would appreciate it as I’ll be on an aerial mission shortly.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent Cpig: Roger. Good luck on your mission today sir. I will scan that one website where you are a member in good standing (lmbo) and get back to the crew with any new intel. Tampon out.

[…Spectator 1165]

Ops: This female gem just located at that one website:

“I wish every one of my husband’s side of the family dead. Painfully would be preferable.”

wow missy, thanks for that warm morning greeting. jesus f~~~ing christ.

[…Spectator 1165]

Ops: after watching that tampon falling out of the girl video again and none of the women claiming it was theirs, I’ve located their official position at a website where they are all dressed up for duty as male destroyers. with lawyers and legalese to boot…please copy and correct the url below to visit without linking to here. they will stop at nothing.

ttp://w w w .feminist.org/research/sports/sports12.html

[…Spectator 1165]

Sgt CatCrunch: thanks for your restraint last night. I guess allowing that s~~~ to go on and on brought some lulz. mostly, it gave me a headache as only my ex could do. Sgt Tampon out for now.

[Anonymous 11]

How can they fail to not make Title IX compliant tampons?

I smell a lawsuit a brewin’ women’s rights have been violated by the chauvinist capitalist pigs that run the companies that produce tampons. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Attention all White knights!!!! Defend these damsels against non-sports compliant tampons. Girlpower!!! Wooo!!!! Wooo!!!! Wooo!!!!!

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