MGTOW Covert Special Ops: Behind Enemy Lines.

[Anonymous 11]

@mgtow Control:

I’m checking out for the night and will report for duty in the AM.

I leave you with this disturbing c~~~formation.

“I want to take a 2×4 and bang on the head every kid who was rotten to me in school. It’s been 40 years, but if I could get away with it, I’d do it!”

-Honey, I know you’d do it.

@fang: I’m the ground pounder. They are flying custom built MGTOW craft carefully designed and built in a secret location utilizing unique propulsion technologies and armed with advanced femunitions.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: F~~~, and in today’s social climate, everyone would probably cheer. f~~~.

[…Spectator 1165]

Special Ops CalicoPig said in the MGTOW Special Ops Comedy thread today this awesome and actually seriously spot on s~~~:

“-“Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.” – John Wayne

That’s right man that’s right bro. Peace Agent Cpig. Much to discuss tomorrow from your “embedded position.” I’ll be sending you fresh supplies tomorrow bro. Can’t believe you signed up for ground duty, but thanks man, that’s awesome. P.S. You are one funny mutherf~~~er as well hahahahahaha. Sgt Smelly Tampon OUT>

[…Spectator 1165]

Very Dubious Special Ops Agent STS (you should already know about mywork in the Forums Sector 8 New Members) and then Tampon Sniffer aka ListenUp! said recently:

Yes Yes agent Cpig, you must always be convincing!!!

@ListenUp! aka Sgt.Smelly Tampon Sniffer, ESQ. Good Morning Tampon!

I’m waiting for darkness to fall in these hives as those fake roses would get me torn limb to limb if the feminists caught me with them. I’ve also collected some newspaper to stuff into the my tampon applicators so my empty tampon box now ruse is much more convincing!

Cool man. i decided to write a song about JD and truthy. Should be an interesting week and weekend bro.

Tampon-OUT>

[Anonymous 42]

Fang wrote:

Trying to figure out what you’re “flying”…6 engines?

My B-36 Peasemaker (convair) 6 props, 4 jets, 1 atomic bomb.

Roger that Serria/Tango, Lima/Uniform, coarse correction “one eight zero degrees” slowing to 200, down to 2,500, awaiting instructions from control tower (ME)……..

MANGINA lever 8, not to be trusted!
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-“I try to never lie to her, but I do sometimes not tell her certain things. I just wish I could get her to understand I’m not some asshole who lives to push her buttons”.
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CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY,CRUSH KILL DESTROY, enough already, I’m trying to write something! CRUSH KILL, shut the f~~~ up already! Sometimes he’s just right, but if I let him rant, that’s all he can say is “crush kill destroy” and it gets tiring!

P.S. If I disappear it’s only because someone didn’t pay their cable bill. I don’t have cable. One more thing,,, am I the only one that don’t mind the smell of my own farts? I women could only grasp that concept, we’d all be better off!

[Anonymous 11]

Affirmative Crunch, he seems to be leader of all manginas within the hive. He is particularly odious and wormy.

Tampon: Thanks for liking my s~~~.

I’ve often found when dealing with pretty much anything that asking myself WWJD (What would John do?) easily determines proper manly course of action in any situation. It’s also a great test for sniffing out manginas as when you mention his name to them they begin spewing femprop and become highly agitated. He’s like dawn to these vampires and still defines manliness many, many years after his passing. Feminists absolutely hate Wayne which I think is f~~~ing cool so I wield him as a sword against them.

The most f~~~ed up thing about this hive is that there are no urinals, and the toilet seats are all epoxied to the toilets. I’m having to slink around behind bushes to whiz. The punishment for getting caught for standing up while urinating is death.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

asking myself WWJD (What would John do?)

tchhhh, tchhhhh, Negative on the WWJD, that there’s old school there partner, tchhhh, These here are new times, new womenzz, it’s au whooooole lot tougher, mmm esser, au whole lot tougher! tchhhh, tchhh,,, em air varmets are au slickins, tchhhhh,,, tchhhhh,,,I’de be reconnen you ask yourself GDWTFWJWDN,,,,Tchhh, Tchhhhh,,, Im’a reconnen that one myself “God Damn, What The F~~~ Would John Wayne Do Now?” tchhh, tchhhh.. Over enout………………….

I have every JW movie, CE, movie, even cried the day the duke died! God Damn, I hate the smell of mangina in the mornin! lets fry up some clams boys!

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

I’de be reconnen you ask yourself GDWTFWJWD,,,,Tchhh, Tchhhhh,,, Im’a Regerin, that one my self “God Damn, What The F~~~ Would John Wayne Do?

Crunch, that is so much more appropriate. You may have potentially saved my life down here in the hive with that observation. My best memories as a boy were watching John Wayne movies with my Dad. I’m sure The Duke would be saying GDWTFWJWD in today’s world too.

“I hate the smell of mangina in the mornin!”…..lmbo

[…Spectator 1165]

Morning Agents Cpig and CatCrunch. Smelly Tampon here. Coffee’s on. Be there in a few.

[…Spectator 1165]

Holy f~~~. I just went outside and it is already so warm out I turned on my air conditioning. It is going to be 82 degrees here today. F~~~ yeah.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig, Crunch: Initial morning scan of mgtow grounds showing safety level 5. so far we’re good gentlemen. Initial scan of Sector 8 reading one possible biblethumper here to bring jesus (jesus christ man….), two possible dykes and not much else at the moment. Other internal scans show there are now three Gone men amongst us. GoneGalt, GoneSolo, GoneSurfing. S~~~, we have over 5000 members here….so when is GoneDrinking gonna show up? Now that would be cool….

[Anonymous 11]

Tampon: We appear to be at C~~~Con Level 3 this morning. I think their 2/14 princess delusions of grandeur and importance may be a contributing factor. However never ever let your guard down.

We Easterners are in for a cold one over the next few days you lucky dog.

GoneDrinking would rock. I’d change, but ChauvinistPig was specifically chosen due to its natural inflammatory properties.

[Anonymous 42]

Well whooptie f~~~in dooo! It’s 29deg.f and pressure dropping, snowing, and no place left to throw it! God help the downstreamers, if it warms and rains, bettin it will! They best move all their s~~~ upstairs!

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: I love it when people say that s~~~. Personally, I have lived in s~~~ty climates before. Then one day I woke up and just f~~~ing said, I’m done….no more snow shoveling at that was it. great mgtow moment for me. dammit, i p~~~ed off a lot of people when i did that. best thing i ever did. got to the warm weather and never looked back.

Well i’m out on the web thinking about today’s covert Ops. Didn’t take long to find an outstanding example of female citizenry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVKs7XI_89g lmbo

[Anonymous 11]

Crunch: Will you be able to take to the air under such extreme conditions?

Not to rub it in, but I’ll probably bottom out at 29F where I’m at. I hardly know what snow even looks like I’m proud to say.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

ListenUp: When did I talk to Jon Doe yesterday? He was like full on angry with us, what exactly did we do?

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[…Spectator 1165]

S~~~….women already got some blocking s~~~ going on that video. you have to be logged in to see it apparently. funny s~~~ though. Ah yes, here’s a delightful morning story. Woman aborts her baby boy to “make a difference” for the Feminist community. Yeah, in 2015, if you are a woman, you can just kill men before they are even born. isn’t that just f~~~ing dandy…

http://www.infowars.com/feminist-i-aborted-my-baby-because-he-was-male/

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig, Crunch, all mgtow: if you aren’t aware of the giant hack that happened to one of the major US insurance companies, you’d better make sure you get wise in a hurry. 80 million names, SS numbers, and medical records on all were stolen this week. My older best friend is on that list. He’s f~~~ed too because you can’t just go get a new SS number. If you use ANTHEM for your insurance, you are now completely f~~~ed…

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/06/business/experts-suspect-lax-security-left-anthem-vulnerable-to-hackers.html?_r=0

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

ListenUp… what is up JD’s butt, why is he so angry with us?

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Anonymous 11]

Yes, that one has been targeted for careful study and observation by CPig. You know she’s a big time Internet writer now for that act of “bravery”.

I sense that the Dark Side of The Force is very strong in her.

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