Womens POF profiles.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

I couldn’t take it anymore.

Bitch: Hi
Cap: Hello
Bitch: So…what do you do for a living?
Cap: The first thing you do is ask me about money? Goodbye.
Bitch: I was just making conversation! I don’t need you to take care of me!

I went out Saturday and the chick I was with is divorced twice and already talking about getting married again and having a joint bank account.

Cover your 6 gents.

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

<cite>@torch1980 said:</cite>
I believe it believes its a human female, but it looks like it comes from some type of alien-like creature from another planet

Yeah. Phasers to kill.

Fuck this planet.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Actually I got it wrong, it looks more like Bert…

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[TYEParticipant 291]

The 3rd is a social worker?! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

[JolietJakeParticipant 3]

I’m currently using the POF site, they all want George Clooney on a silver platter shipped right to their doors, and even THAT isn’t enough to boost their egos.

[tman2000Participant 17]

Seriously, I will copy and paste this into PoF one day in a couple of years when I’m bored enough to browse there again.

These girls’ profiles are surreal. I’d say this would be good fodder for a comedy, but after thirty minutes you’d stop laughing, and after an hour you’d be crying.

Are you from anywhere near Colorado by the way? Or is this just a universal phenomenon. You know, I’ll have to say ‘no’ because you didn’t mention being a yoga instructor. Good lord, here it’s all ‘some college’ but ‘yoga instructor certificate’. Up to the mid-30s for god’s sake! What will these ladies do in their 50’s? To eat?

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

So are most women on that site in their 30’s or older? If so then they should rename that site to women who trade abstinence for commitment.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[sofullofchrisParticipant 10]

So this will be my official first post since i just joined 10 minutes ago.

I feel exactly what you are saying brother. I was on Pof and a majority of women would blow a starter convo just like that. Ironic how women start convos with that same question though like they are allowed to

[sofullofchrisParticipant 10]

Also ever notice on pof how they want a man to start off by saying something “interesting” yet after initiating conversation alot of women arnt as interesting as their profile describes them to be? I personally get a kick out of that.

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

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[datingchapParticipant 12]

It seems a lot of the POF users on here live in the U.S. so I thought I’d chip in with a UK point of view.
I live in the North of England and I’ve been using POF and online dating for sex for just over 2 years. I’m not interested in relationships anymore, I’ve done that and bitches have f~~~ed me over, so now I’m just using and f~~~ing them.
As opposed to the online dating sites where you have to pay, I’ve found that using POF works best for me as its free and I want to spend as little as possible.
Because of my age, the age range of the women I go for is mainly in their 40’s and to be honest I’ve found them to be the easiest to bed. A lot of them have just come out of a monogamous relationship and are chomping at the bit for sex. I’m happy to say that I’ve been fairly successful on my sex quest. Occasionally I will f~~~ one for a few weeks but then I chuck them before they start expecting any kind of commitment. Mostly though its one f~~~ and then I’m onto the next.
My profile is just mostly made up bulls~~~, just telling the bitches what they want to hear. POF has a meet me feature and I’ve found that the best way to use this is just to click yes to every single one, then if they show an interest in you or message you back you can filter out the horrors from the ones that you would consider f~~~ing. And don’t be afraid to contact the ones without a profile picture, yes most of them turn out to be fat and ugly pigs, but I’ve found one or two half decent ones hiding away, it’s sometimes worth a bit of effort.
When I first joined up I was surprised how quickly these women are willing to f~~~ with someone who is basically a complete stranger. It usually takes just a few days of messaging before they are willing to meet you, and then I usually get to f~~~ them by at the very least the 2nd or 3rd date.
When I first started a couple of years ago I had a few on the go at once, it was challenging but fun. My advice would be to make up your story and be consistent with it and you’ll find that easier than trying to remember what you said to whom. These days I tend to just concentrate on one at a time, its much easier.
For some reason a lot of the women on POF in my area are either nurses or teachers and I’ve found both of these professions to be adequate in the bedroom. I don’t f~~~ fat bitches, but I do like to look at and laugh at their profiles where they declare that they’re not interested in you unless you look like Bradley Cooper, as they stand there in their profile picture looking like Jabba the f~~~ing hut.
I’ve perfected the date seduction too. I live near the coast so first dates walking on the beach are easy, yes its corny but another surefire way of getting these bitches into bed, they just lap it up. On POF one of my first conquests was a teacher from nearby, she was just so easy and she couldn’t wait to jump on my bones. I haven’t looked back since.
I’m looking forward to hearing from other guys here in the UK.

[VaderParticipant 50]

Spot on, Cap! I especially like the s~~~ about hockey. I’m a player too, and most women,  just don’t get it.

[McQueenParticipant 77]

A lot of them have just come out of a monogamous relationship and are chomping at the bit for sex. I’m happy to say that I’ve been fairly successful on my sex quest. Occasionally I will f~~~ one for a few weeks but then I chuck them before they start expecting any kind of commitment.

Sensible.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

 @Vader They get that gear cost money, especially those Patrick Kane Bauer Vapor composite sticks, and realize that’s money not spent on them.

Racing up the ice is 100x more fun than any woman.

Fuck this planet.

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

Using older pictures doesn’t do them any favours either. It’s just lying from the start.

Main profile pic

other pic showing real age

yeah you were hot 10 years ago.

[datingchapParticipant 12]

Look at this local one. You wouldn’t even think it was the same bitch.

I would also recommend that you dont f~~~ any woman who has more than 2 kids. There is little fun to be had spending the night inside a bucket fanny.

[DukeParticipant 6]

hey caaapy….Rock on mate!!

[MrDanJD7192Participant 12]

I got a good one I’ve seen for awhile now on both sites  (Okcupid and POF). This bitch is flat out crazy and has a lengthy list of “I want….” and blah blah blah. Benn think of saying something from here to see what kind of reaction I would get but I haven’t seen her profile active for a few days but that doesn’t mean anything. Here you all go enjoy it:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=20715902

Tell me this bitch isn’t crazy at all hahaha

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57700655

Just a big sea full of real great fish eh? Yeesh.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Hard to tell if that is a dating site or a support group for obese women.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

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