Womens POF profiles.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Let it begin. I’ll start with this one:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=8124276

Just a list of what you should and shouldn’t do. “Swallow your pride”. Of course master. “Be armed with an attention span”. Yes, be prepared to listen to your boring ‘career’.

I’ve mentioned this one before. Look at the first date. Not a wine snob? Need not apply. Post Wall with requirements. Nothing new.

Have at it. I’ll find some juicier ones later or post any messages if I get any.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59830299 “Friends First”
Be prepared to shell out lots of cash before she even considers sex.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=22782420
Lied about being on multiple dating sites (she’s been on them for years) and claims she’s not lonely.

Fuck this planet.

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

The last profile Martinigirl01 made me laugh.

In the UK there used to be martini advert that it’s tag line was “martini, any time, any place, any where”
Also used to call a woman of easy virtue. So instead of calling her a slag she would be called a martini girl because she would do it any time, any place, any where.

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

one from okcupid.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/schizofish/questions?cf=regular_indirect

schizofish only wants you to answer 1712 questions to see if you match. wtf

[Cap285Participant 6007]

<cite>@gone_surfing said:</cite>
one from okcupid.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/schizofish/questions?cf=regular_indirect

schizofish only wants you to answer 1712 questions to see if you match. wtf

This sends me straight to the join screen. Any way you can copy and paste? Thanks surfing.

Fuck this planet.

[Gone SurfingParticipant 216]

sorry about that

Can someone tell me how to show the image here please. sorry never done it before.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@CAP! Thanks for starting the thread…

Just signed up, and by the time I finished I had to shave again. This ginger nanny & full-time fatty with a BA in “liberal studies” (please kill me) was the very first random profile I clicked on. And I owe myself $20, because she “loves to laugh”. Pretty special, huh? You can almost hear her scarfing down the bangers and mash between sentences. And she is very sarcastic(!) so you have to “get her” (emoticon smiley). Another $20 says if you ask her what “sarcasm” is, she wouldn’t be able to tell you. Im gonna get rich just betting myself!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=31300453

And this single mother of 3 is the SECOND random profile I clicked on:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=80552584

What she has to say: “if you judge me or message me anything negative I will block you”.
Can you even imagine introducing yourself that way?

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If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

… UGH that place is a disaster. The big shocker is in the primary photo. Some taken in the toilet by themselves because they have no friends who can snap a picture. I just browsed while out having lunch and thought “THAT is the best representation of yourself?”.

Then within 20 minutes of signing up, I got a “she wants to meet you!” message.
COVERED in tattoos (i don’t have any) with feminist glasses and a short black bob.
You know what I’m talking about.

POF is pure hell.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

<cite>@mgtow.com said:</cite>
@CAP! Thanks for starting the thread…

Thanks. We’ll see if I can hack it. In one day at POF I want to vomit. I didn’t think it could get worse, but it did. These women are out of their f~~~ing minds.

Just signed up, and by the time I finished I had to shave again. This ginger nanny & full-time fatty with a BA in “liberal studies” (please kill me) was the very first random profile I clicked on. And I owe myself $20, because she “loves to laugh”. Pretty special, huh? You can almost hear her scarfing down the bangers and mash between sentences. And she is very sarcastic(!) so you have to “get her” (emoticon smiley). Another $20 says if you ask her what “sarcasm” is, she wouldn’t be able to tell you. Im gonna get rich just betting myself!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=31300453

And this single mother of 3 is the SECOND random profile I clicked on:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=80552584

What she has to say: “if you judge me or message me anything negative I will block you”.
Can you even imagine introducing yourself that way?

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Pudgy liberal and Wands from In Loving Color. A couple gems right off the bat.

I think “I like to have fun” Might be my favorite. No s~~~? I’d rather be miserable all the time.

Fuck this planet.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

We’ll see if I can hack it. In one day at POF I want to vomit. These women are out of their f~~~ing minds.

I tried that “meet me” feature they have, and clicked “maybe” on 1/100.
The other 99% were land whales.

I got some messages though. “hi”, “hey”, “;)” and “what’s up!” … so I read their profiles.
1. “Must love dogs”
2. “Make me laugh.”.
3. “I’m really sarcastic…. “.
4. “I want….”

SMH.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DocParticipant 112]

Brutal! I would lol but can’t.

[IggyThundersParticipant 246]

<cite>@mgtow.com said:</cite>
I tried that “meet me” feature they have, and clicked “maybe” on 1/100.
The other 99% were land whales.

I got some messages though. “hi”, “hey”, “;)” and “what’s up!” … so I read their profiles.
1. “Must love dogs”
2. “Make me laugh.”.
3. “I’m really sarcastic…. “.
4. “I want….”

SMH.

Classic s~~~. Its like there is some manual out there that they follow. I think the whole thing is psychological with women when it comes to online dating. Usually they are not in control of the situation out in the real world as men do all the approaching. When they get online they seem to get this “Im going to get it right this time and find Mr. Perfect” mentality. No others will do. Its stupid and totally unrealistic. But what do you expect? Also, you not only have to pass her test but all of her dopey friends as well. Believe me, they run your profile past at least three of their girlfriends who are all loaded with their own agendas. “He’s not good enough for you girl.” or “You could do so much better”, right on down to “I dont like that shirt he’s wearing.” And women being the tribal and approval craving creatures that they are will blow you off even if they are interested.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Can you give me an example of your sarcasm?

How is food frightening- it kinda looks like you are are horror junkie from those BBW lovehandles of yours!

-> is what I sent the Ginger Nanny- looking for a reply!

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

Did you really? HA HA! that’s great. You guys are making me want to go check it out!

[Cap285Participant 6007]

POF deleted account.

Guess they couldn’t stand the truth. Here it is:

Let’s play a game I call ‘Reverse the Genders’. I’m going to write a profile similar to those of women in my dating range (late 30’s to late 40’s). Since you all have this Santa Clause long checklist where every box needs to get ticked, let me treat you in a similar fashion. I can’t speak for all men, but many, more than you know, agree with me. Don’t worry, plenty of thirsty of simps out there. Wondering what you’re doing wrong? Wondering why you can’t find the ‘perfect’ guy after being on multiple dating sites for 5 stinking years? Don’t act like you haven’t been. Imagine if every male profile you read was like this:

Hello. My money is my own and you will get none of it. Not for some time at least as trust and respect have to be earned. I have a kid and you will never be more important than her. Not. Ever. I prefer petite, women who aren’t land whales with at least shoulder length hair, and so if you’re amazon like tall, have a short ditzy-bob haircut or can’t control your eating, you need not apply. My exercise and hockey league take up much of my time but I’ll squeeze you in if I can. They also take up money…and that’s not going to stop even if we dated on a regular basis. You need to have job. You’re all equal now. If you’re not liar and are truly interested in real companionship, why does what I do for living or where I live matter? Pick equality or chivalry, you can’t have both. At our age, let’s face it, marriage is out of the question as most of us have been dragged through the divorce ringer. Why is just having a long term relationship a problem? Marriage is bulls~~~. Disagree? Probably means you’d like the law involved to get your hands on my cash. Move on.

You will never be my best friend as those are the guys I’ve known since the age of 17, military buddies I’ve bled with, kindergarten and birth. They like me for who I am. You never will. Sex is a very important part of a relationship. Yes, it takes more than sexual attraction and looks but let’s not kid ourselves. You know within the first 45-60 seconds of meeting us if you want to get horizontal (more on this in the date section). So none of this ‘friends first’ bulls~~~ as that means I’ll be shelling out lots of cash for God knows how long. We’re all adults here. No sex by the third date? Move on. Nor did I just fall off the turnip truck. You think I don’t you’re texting the guy you’re probably going to f~~~ later while we’re sitting at dinner? I’m on to you and tired of competing with your 24/7/365 connection to the hive mind. For the love of God, stay of your phone for 10 minutes, it that’s even possible.

You like to talk about how relationships take work while you won’t do it yourselves. I know your inboxes are over flowing so why work you can sit back and get your ego stroked? Same goes for first dates and as the relationship goes on. I work for the ‘pleasure’ of your company while you do nothing. I won’t put on a clown suit? The next sucker will, on to him. You want to work for a relationship about as much I like the Lifetime channel. It’s all empty rhetoric.

In no particular order, don’t message me if:
1.You have high angle pictures or other deceptive ways of hiding your body. We’ll have to meet in real life eventually so why lie? You want an honest man? Be honest yourself.
2.You think overweight means ‘average’ body type.
3.Have pictures of you with men in them. Who are they? Old boyfriends? FWB;s?
4.Pictures of you with your girlfriends. Which one are you? I’ll wager not the attractive one.
5.Pictures of you with duck lips. Are you 15?
6.Text talk. See 5.
7.Pictures of pets, flowers, motivational quotes, etc. Who the f~~~ cares?
8.Talk exercise and your body doesn’t reflect it. See 1.
9.Pictures of you in Chicago. I’ll just assume you’re pretentious.
10.Pictures of you with wine, going on about wine ad nauseum. Giant red flag of pretentiousness.
11.What I should be doing on the first date. Anything else mom?
12.You plan on giving me a job interview on the first date. Instant walk out.
13.On your phone? Instant walk out.
14.You have a motorcycle. Cool, but no thank you.
15.You have stupid statements in your profile. “I like to have fun!” No s~~~?
16.You are a ‘career’ woman. Pass.
17.You can’t cook.
18.We live in the same town and you want to drive all the way to the city to go to bars. F~~~ing really?
19.You get your life lessons/ideas from Sex in the City.
20.I like super heroes and science fiction. Deal with it.
21.Hockey season is coming. Hope you like watching the Blackhawks.
22.If you started liking the Hawks in 2010, Do. Not. Contact. Me.
23.If you can’t explain icing or off sides don’t even talk to me about hockey.
24.I’m a straight male. I don’t dance.
25.I own guns. I carry one. Get used to it.
26.If you’re “Waiting for Superman, Mr. Right, Prince Charming or the Perfect Guy”. Don’t hold your breath. Remember what I said about being on here for 5 years?
27.“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” I just threw up in my mouth.
28.“Tired of games, liars, players”. Heard it before. Prove it.
29.You’re ‘just looking’. This is a dating site professor.
30.I mostly watch animated shows. Deal with it.
31.I will not go to 50 Shades of Grey. Have fun.
32.If you like the beach. I hate sand.
33.You can’t pull off a bikini. A real one.
34.You have cats.
35.You have anything in your profile stating how crazy you are or how you’ll stab somebody because of your ethnicity. No thank you. Don’t want to be killed in my sleep.
36.You live in Chicago. Too far. Don’t like crowds, waiting or $8 beers.
37.If you think I’m meeting your friends anytime soon.
38.You’re looking for ‘casual dating/no commitment’. Translation – free s~~~ and no sex.
39.You list travel as an interest. It means I’ll be paying for trips. Plus, who the hell would want to go to an airport if they didn’t have to?
40.You think I care what your sign is.
41.You think you’re a queen or princess.
42.You’re pushing 40 and looking for someone to marry. For what exactly?
43.Your tongue is out. Put it back in your damn mouth.
44.“I’m done with the bar scene.” No, it’s done with you.
45.You do anything in mud. Are you a pig? Just another stupid fad you latched on to.
46.You have pictures of girls’ night out with stupid sideways peace signs. You’re always telling us to grow up, why don’t you do the same?
47.Contact me if we dated/talked before. I have a mind like a steel track and I will burn you.
48.Go on about your ‘career’. This does not turn me on, nor do I care.
49.Get surprised when I tell you to go f~~~ yourself if you flake on the first date. No, I won’t’ reschedule.
50.All your friends are guys.
51.You use the following words when describing a man: Career oriented. Secure in his career. Stable. Has a good job and so on. Translation-“I want $$$$$$$$$$$”
52.You have a motor mouth. That is why men play video games. Our consoles have an ‘OFF’ button.
53.You think communication means running your mouth 240 MPH while saying nothing. See 52.
54.I don’t want to hear about your ex. By all means, go back to the guy who spent his paycheck on cocaine or physically abused you as you can’t stop talking about him.
55.You’ve gone through a ‘cougar’ stage. Not paying for sloppy seconds, thirds or fourths you gave away for free to guys young enough to be your sons.
56.You think I’m going to communicate here for days.

A bar I will pick where we will watch professional hockey and you can pay for your own overpriced drink. Or, for once, you come up with something. Do I look like a jester that’s supposed to entertain you? You’ve gone on and on about how educated and intelligent you are but can’t figure out a date idea? It won’t be dinner. Whatever it is, you’ll be paying for your own s~~~. We’re adults, so if you think we won’t be horizontal after the third date, just move on because you want free dinners or lack the will to act which is probably worse.

Whoops. I just disqualified every woman in America. How does it feel? There are reasons you’ve been on dating sites for half a decade. Keep searching for that unicorn.

Friendly advice: Peruse the interwebz for multiple articles and videos of women lamenting about “Where have all the good men gone” and the like. You may control sex, but we control LTR’s and marriage. A little self-reflection wouldn’t hurt either.

Fuck this planet.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Check this one! http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=79856697

My Exchange:

Smileybro9/19/2014 7:05:02 AM
I think I just saw Ernie! Crazy horse chick- nice!!

Aarate9/19/2014 7:10:45 AM
Thanks

Very quick response, how I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning.

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[IggyThundersParticipant 246]

I wish I was more competent with the computer as I just came across a real winner on Tinder. So I will re-write her stomach churning blurb here for everyones entertainment.

Name: Umangi
City: New York
Age: 34
Beauty scale from 1-10: A solid 8 1/2. Espcecially for her age. She looks to be European and Arab mix.

About Umangi:

“I’m 5’3″ and im a Vegetarian (if you have a problem with that then too bad!) Im a foodie and love wine. I am a classically trained dancer, a philanthropist, an art lover and an avid traveler. I love to read, engage in meaningful conversations and meet interesting people.

Confidence is key, arrogance is not. I HATE smoking. I LOVE laughing. : )”

Now if we could put aside our vomit buckets for one moment gentlemen, let us dissect this and break it down to what she is really saying:

1. Im a Vegetarian (if you dont like that then too bad) = I am an unrepentant snob and very trendy. If you ask me why I am a vegetarian I will chew your ear off as if I am an expert who holds a PHD in all things nutrition. I am also an animal rights nut. If you think hunting and fishing in any form are acceptable then you sir are a barbarian and are not worthy to come near my holiest of holies. Even if you dont approve of hunting and fishing I will still hold your diet against you and break your b~~~~ about everything you put in your mouth all the time, forever.

2. “I am a foodie and love wine”= I am the epitome of an Urban Uber snob and expect you to take me out to the most expensive restaurants in New York. I like to ooh and ahh over every food dish and consider myself a culinary expert. I subscribe to Bon Appetit, Wine Spectator and several other food and wine magazines.

3. “I am a classically trained dancer”= Just letting you know once again that any males who did not graduate from an ivy league college and is not currently holding down a high echelon white collar job need not apply. If you cant rattle off the names of several ballets and operas you are a caveman. Again, I am a snob when it comes to my personal life but I am a full blown liberal when it comes to my political views and voting record.

4.I am a philanthropist = In case you werent aware by now. I am snob. Just wanted to be clear on that. I probably come from a wealthy family which not only allows me to throw my money around, but it is what has given me all the opportunities and advantages I have had my entire life. The condo I now reside in on the lower east side is paid for by my father. To assuage my priviledged guilt and to make it seem that deep down I am really a “Salt of the earth” type of gal, I attend fundraisers, donate money to Africa and Animal rights charities and regularly donate to the DNC.

5. “An art lover and avid traveler”= Just re-affirming everything I have previously stated.

6. “Confidence is key” = As long as you are like me and meet my exacting standards.

7. “Arrogance is not”= Anyone who is Blue Collar and talks to me in a manner that is not groveling.

8. “I HATE smoking” = If you are a smoker you are obviously a dumb red-neck whom I look down upon with a smug feeling of self-satisfaction. I woefully am unaware that the polluted air I breathe everyday in Manhattan from the thousands of cars and buses is far more damaging and dangerous to my health than the occasional whiff I get from a smoker as he walks by me. Yet I will make sure to let him know my displeasure by either giving him a dirty look or giving off a loud faux cough while waving my hand in front of my face.

9. “I love laughing”= This is my pitiful attempt at trying to erase everything I have just written about myself to make you think I am just like everyone else. I am also not as smart, smug and superior as I believe or I would not have included such a cliche thing to say and then end it with a smiley face emoticon.

Am I close gentlemen? Why would anyone want to date this steaming pile of bitch? Why would some woman who is obviously so above us mere mortals be slumming on Tinder?

[strnghtnnmbrsParticipant 14]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…wow! I am glad I became a member. This
post alone made me spew coffee out of my nose from laughing so hard.
I am on OKC and I use it as a learning tool. yes, I have gone out
on dates from the women I have met on OKC. Yes, many are broken
emotionally and mentally. I do like conversation though, especially
with women from other countries and states. Yes, it is definitely
a double-standards deal. But, oh, what a tool to try and experiment
with different things. After doing the free OKC dating thing..because
it is free and would never pay for this crap, It has been a treasure
trove of information. It’s even great for networking if you want to
find another job.

Try this. If she says in her profile, “some high paying job”,<— insert
job title,…. ask to see if they are hiring or how to get into the
profession etc etc,,, and watch the ummm..errr..when you realize a lot of
them just create a “positive spin” on what they really do.. however, I have
gotten names of businesses that were hiring in my region. I figured, why not?
I might as well get something out of the deal.

The philanthropy thing means: using your money, because
no one in their right mind who is wealthy would even troll
free dating sites..this is what the women cannot seem
to figure out. Look at it this way: If you had millions, would
you troll free bottom feeder sites looking for women to spend your
hard earn money??

So, thank you everyone for this thread! Keep me laughing!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@CAP et al. Guys, that is epic s~~~. The way women post “don’t message me if…”…. one wonders what is she doing on a “dating” website listing 50 reasons why a guy should NOT message her. The entire point to get a man to WANT to message her, and they completely suck at that too. Notice there is no list of 50 reasons to date her. Just a list of reasons to NOT message her if. It’s absolutely apparent they are empty headed and have NOTHING to offer of any interest.

Not even sex.

There is something wrong with the female when a guy isn’t even willing to stick his dick in her anymore. For thousands of years, men have had to deal with women complaining that our equipment was working TOO well. And in the last couple of decades, they are marketing ED pills to MEN – as if it’s the GUY’s problem. But would exactly the same guy have a problem getting it Upton for Kate? It’s not “erectile dysfunction”, everyone. It’s “women are fat disgusting slobs”. And if a man needs a pill just to f~~~ her, then there is something wrong with HER.

But I digress.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

<cite>@o2tosin said:</cite>
Check this one! http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=79856697

My Exchange:

Smileybro9/19/2014 7:05:02 AM
I think I just saw Ernie! Crazy horse chick- nice!!

Aarate9/19/2014 7:10:45 AM
Thanks

Very quick response, how I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning.

What in the blue f~~~ is that thing?

Trolling Ok Cupid now. Not as bad as POF, but still bad. Same lazy women who don’t want to type a greeting and one sentence.

Fuck this planet.

[torch1980Participant 93]

<cite>@cap285 said:</cite>
What in the blue f~~~ is that thing?

I believe it believes its a human female, but it looks like it comes from some type of alien-like creature from another planet

"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability"

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