Womens POF profiles.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

My favorite ones are the ones that have multiple kids that are obviously from different fathers.  Even for single moms…those are the low of the low…drama to the extreme for some stupid sucker who gets tangled up with that.

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Jin:

 

Typical POF thinking:  “I’ve got nothing to offer except a certain body cavity.  To have access to it, you had better have the goods.”  They generally don’t have much education beyond high school, they don’t have particularly interesting or important jobs, and they don’t appear to be interested in maintaining their looks or physiques.

 

Who are they trying to kid?

 

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Nauseous – feeling like you are about to vomit. disgust.

Your Captain Obvious FullMetalExo.

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[DarthWParticipant 70]

Jin, LOL.  Thanks for sharing.  It’s been a long time since I’ve looked on POF.  Dear gawd, I feel sorry for the young men who are beta simps who would bother to take that trash out on dates, especially the single moms.  That last one, the 27 year old with four kids – probably from different dads – reminding the poor schlub that her kids “ALWAYS come first” will definitely be a guy in for some self-imposed punishment.  It still amazes me that these women come off so entitled, as if the guy should simply accept she and her brood by another man – Naturally he’ll be expected to just empty his wallet and his life into the mess she’s created.

[RedwolfParticipant 38]

Here’s a real gem:

http://www.match.com/Profile/Display/About/?lid=1000005&TP=U&uid=93XXRAHh1uIlfAwtR/G%20xA==

I have long brown hair and brown eyes, iam 5″8 and curvy. I like to go to races, movies, dinners. See my Ex wasnt very big in wineing n dining me… he just didn’t love me enough to want to show me off. So i want someone who can wine n dine me.. not all the time but attention and affection is a must!!

 

LOL’tastic!

[GrumpyParticipant]

Plenty of Floatsam- Ok Stupid -Ehamboney.

I own a pick up truck for myself and my hobbies. Not to haul around land whales.

I would be saying “Duck honey, we’re going through town..I know these people” while trying to push a lot of them under the dash if the got into my vehicle.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[ThomasQuinnParticipant 50]

Redwolf wrote:

Here’s a real gem: http://www.match.com/Profile/Display/About/?lid=1000005&TP=U&uid=93XXRAHh1uIlfAwtR/G%20xA== I have long brown hair and brown eyes, iam 5″8 and curvy. I like to go to races, movies, dinners. See my Ex wasnt very big in wineing n dining me… he just didn’t love me enough to want to show me off. So i want someone who can wine n dine me.. not all the time but attention and affection is a must!! LOL’tastic!

 

lol

OH I bet men can’t wait to wine and dine her…. wtf.  Looks like a 4/10 as well. “Love” is spending $ to this whore.

 

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

My XW has a profile on  POF. If you want to walk that landmine go right ahead. O her last husband lost his mind after about 3 years ,developed a drug habit . and his life and future are really bleak.

I assure you POF is loaded with women who would f~~~ your life up and then blame you for all her troubles.

Feel lucky?

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[BDParticipant 1146]

Cap285 wrote:

Hello. My money is my own and you will get none of it. Not for some time at least as trust and respect have to be earned. I have a kid and you will never be more important than her. Not. Ever. I prefer petite, women who aren’t land whales with at least shoulder length hair, and so if you’re amazon like tall, have a short ditzy-bob haircut or can’t control your eating, you need not apply. My exercise and hockey league take up much of my time but I’ll squeeze you in if I can. They also take up money…and that’s not going to stop even if we dated on a regular basis. You need to have job. You’re all equal now. If you’re not liar and are truly interested in real companionship, why does what I do for living or where I live matter? Pick equality or chivalry, you can’t have both. At our age, let’s face it, marriage is out of the question as most of us have been dragged through the divorce ringer. Why is just having a long term relationship a problem? Marriage is bulls~~~. Disagree? Probably means you’d like the law involved to get your hands on my cash. Move on.

Wow Cap, you are awesome, salute!  Everyone on this thread is awesome,

I almost lost my dinner looking at those profiles but the comments after more than made up for it, this is the best thread ever!

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[Anonymous 12]

The only good thing about POF is it shows the pictures straight up so you don’t have to bother scrolling down to read their s~~~ if they are fugly which most of them are.

I have spent time on OKCupid. Some of my favourite dating profile lines for Females are,

“Not here for hook ups or NSA” – Profile has many photos of said woman showing off cleavage, legs in short skirts and generally slutty attire. A common line on many Female profiles even if the woman is dressed like a whore.

Then you have the Social Justice Warriors, in Australia at the moment Feminists hate our Prime Minister with a vengeance. Every second profile it seems has something along the lines of “If you hate Tony Abbott” or “If you voted for Abbott don’t message me”.

Other types of SJW lines – “Must be a Feminist” why would and how could a man even be a Feminist?!

Here is a profile that sums most of the above up http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SusannahK?cf=recently_visited_home,profile_quickview Please note how she probably won’t recognize you even after the 6th meeting!

The Vegetarians who only want Vegetarians, the women who just have written a massive essay that no man is ever going to read. Women who mention working out when they are not just chubby but grossly obese.

Women who insist you say more than “Hi” in the first message but when you do they don’t message back anyway and when they do message back they turn out to be totally boring and unable to string a sentence together themselves.

Women like this one who writes nothing at all on their profile http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sayonarababy2015?cf=profile_similar

Women who are looking for a really narrow age range eg 20-22, 40-42 etc.

Women who will stop chatting or you will stop chatting as they written something that suggests they don’t want to talk anymore and then 3 days later they come back wanting to know why you aren’t messaging anymore.

I think that is it for now lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[WolfParticipant 890]

About Me
Im loving caring good hearted faithful woman n a great mom i love my kids im a stay at home mom of 3 kids loving myblife being a mom looking for mr right not mr jump in bed n do me then leave i want a man who wants me n my kids n wants me for more then just in bed. Im not n no i want be planning on jumping in bed with that special someone until we got to know each other more then 2 dates n has to be someone who will be in a relationship n i dont do booty calls or 1 not stands i also want a man who isnt racist my 3 kids r half black n i love them with all my heart im looking for a good man n if we get into a relationship that he will also play with my kids n would want them around as they wers there own child want u to have a great time to maybe show my kids new stuff if it came down to being where ur apart of my kids that u see them for who they r not by their skin. Yes i love to have fun when i can but being a mom is a full time job when u have 3 kids. Someone gotta do it

I got about half way thru this and my brain shut down…

[cyclesomaticParticipant 137]

Love this thread.  I can contribute to this.

Look who’s making demands on how the first, second and third dates will go.  What that ass?  You’ve got to be s~~~ting me!!

 

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=96650424

[WolfParticipant 890]

A typical well written “about me” section found here. How do they expect men to respond to such tripe? Just say “hey”?

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Tried POF several years ago and gave up. Met several girls who ONLY had face photos, then upon meeting I knew why. Morbidly obese land whales. The most notable was a girl who, when she arrived at the bar to meet, called me and wanted me to walk out to her car to greet her. I knew why,once I saw her. She didnt want to suffer the embarrassment of coming into the bar and be ditched because she was 100 pounds over wheight. Why is it most women gain weight everywhere BUT their face? Odd.

 

The most (un)memorable experience was with a girl from Jersey, Im in California. F~~~ING GORGEOUS vixen. Face similair to Angelina Jolie, but with red hair. We meet up for drinks. After shes buzzed she asks me “where do you see this going?” I replied naturally “I dont know. We just met and are having drinks”. Then…THEN she follows up with “well, I do web cam shows for a living. How do you think I can afford to live here being a single mother. You wouldnt want to be with a web cam girl”. She begins SOBBING as she is saying all of this. Then walks off to the bathroom. I waited like 10 minutes, then left to go home alone…,F~~~ing bat s~~~ crazy.

Resident cynic.

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Cyclesomatic:

She’s rather broad in the beam and lists her profession as “dietary”.  Coincidence?

 

Wolfie:

I grew up in a small town in a remote part of Canada.  I went to high school with people like her.  There are lots like her still there, and yet my father wonders why I won’t move back there…..

 

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