Women Posting Secrets

[…Spectator 1165]

CP: i saw that and mentioned it to you a few posts above on this thread. you can speed up the freshness by reloading this page here

/forums/topic/women-posting-secrets/page/3/

i can’t do it from the blogroll…..takes too long for me.

agent tampon………out.

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks for that freshness pointer. I’m going to hit it from my cell phone data plan just to keep the IPs separate. We definitely hijacked the hell out of this thread, but we may have accomplished something.

I just read a thread from a man asking for honest advice from a woman. What an oxymoron???

Done. I can’t take it anymore. Must find John Wayne movie to purify myself.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: thanks for some great entertainment today. super funny! apologies to vilelord that this happened on his thread but his topical great posting at the top of the thread is what led me out to find that c~~~y website. bbl……..tampon….out.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Looks like Operation PaTroll is off and flying. You guys have fun and report back if you dig up anything seriously entertaining.

[Anonymous 43]

Agent CP, Tampon, recruiting Smitty in this operation is like using a wrecking ball on a Tonka Toy! He’ll have every storm trooper over there up our asses! They’ll be all over us worse than stink on s~~~! Do it!

We’ll load Smitty into a modified howitzer, I’ll drop the device from my B-36 “high altitude”, when that howitzer hits this hardened clamunition bunker, loaded with 1 Smitty, they will all be whipped out in a furious blast, the boards will go silent, and we will achieve utter victory! If that doesn’t work, there’s always Soul Man!

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent MG Crunch: i didn’t recruit smitty. i have the feeling he was posting on this thread by accident. dunno….at any rate, hilarious yesterday. thanks for the major lulz. Agent CPig has access over there and is in stealth mode. said he’ll be reporting from his embedded position later on. high five man. funny s~~~ tampon out

[Anonymous 11]

Agent CPig here:

The posting forum is not nearly as crazy as the confessions are. The dichotomy shows how two faced women are. Even if half of those confessions are true, then they truly do one thing while they’re saying another. They even have a few men posting there that they don’t shred, but these tend to play by “the rules”. It’s mainly women complaining about the tribulations of motherhood coupled with swipes at their husbands and exs. Lot’s of “Hugs”. It’s one giant hen house.

I’m still learning the culture. I’ve not found anyone openly advocating androcide. Future reports will be in a new topic.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CPig: thanks for the lulz yesterday, it was outstanding. I’m out most all today but carry on with the good work from the inside of the beast! I’ll check in later on.

[Anonymous 43]

tchhhh, operative Mike/Tango; relay from command, tcchhh,,,tchhhh,,, Lima/Uniform,,,tchhhh,,,Charley/Papa,,,tchhhh,,,operation Chicken Roast, is a go. Repeat,,,, Operation Charley/Romeo,,,is a Go tchhhh…

[Anonymous 1]

You guys crack me up. Please have this thread pinned. Can I join you on some recon? I want to have some fun too.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CalicoPig, Special Agent Catcrunch: Sgt Tampon here. here’s my report: I have been able to infiltrate the c…fessions page again and found these two lovely comments just now

“I haven’t had sex with my boyfriend in months. When I masturbate, I think of my ex.”

I’m sure both those men are truly grateful you bitch.

and…

“I’m a lunatic.!”

well, at least that one was honest.

@Lord Imperator: this whole comedy cracked me up all day yesterday. No idea how to pin a thread or even what that is. ask KeyMaster cuz he’s the boss of this place.

Agent CPig: Let me know when you start the other thread. Gotta get back to work..out in the field today. tampon……out.

[Anonymous 43]

tchhh,,,tchhh,,,Mike/Tango, reporting on high altitude photo recon of enemy installation,,,tchhh,,,here’s my findings,,,tchhh 

Just bought a bra that is as far from a nursing bra as you can get. It is ah-mazing. I keep walking by mirrors and checking myself out because my breasts haven’t looked this good since before I was pregnant!

pplied for food assistance today…feel like a failure at life. I have my bachelors in psychology from a good school…never thought I’d see this day

I’m a lunatic. Like (4)Hug (1) Me Too! (11)

My DH and I did it doggie style and it didn’t hurt. Love my DS1 but he ruined my vagina. –

I don’t want to be “the strong one” anymore.

I haven’t had sex with my bf in months, and when I masturbate I think of my ex.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Mr. Tampon…. did you say send a tampon detetector, a S~~~ load of oxygen and a rational brain for the fems??

Your transmission was a bit garbled sir.  I will do my best.  Green dick….er… agent cucumber OUT.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Anonymous 11]

Agent CPig to Agent Cat Crunch and Sgt. Tampon excellent work gentlemen. Our work here shall be most valuable when we infiltrate the lair of Kristin, the androcide bitch in Keymaster’s video, and her minions. Agent Cat Crunch’s skills will prove to be most valuable there.  LMAO!!!

I am happy to report that I am now safely entrenched and am actively searching for manginas. I’ve improvised a breathing snorkel from the many plastic tampon applicators available to me. Oxygen supply is now adequate. Agent CPig out.

Latest intel in Cat Crunch format:

Most people that know me think I’m very kind, sweet, thoughtful…and I appear to be all those things. In truth it’s just to hide the selfish addict that I really am! Like (0) Hug (1) Me Too! (5)

-This confession is the true basis of a lot of the content on our board IMHO.

The new thread will be located in Fun Stuff, because it’s crazy fun.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

Hijacked for the lulz. Good work requires sacrifice. To victory brothers!

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I’d join you, but I have no idea what I could add. I probably couldn’t stop from berating the endless legions of bottom feeding, high smelling, low down, brutal, vile, disgusting, no account, soulless, trash bag hoes at that place. It makes my skin crawl just knowing that place exists. Dear GOD, nearly every single bitch in that place needs shotgun murdered. So unless you have a desperate need for holes dug in the middle of nowhere I’m not sure what I could add to operations.

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[…Spectator 1165]

VileLord: Sgt Tampon here. We do humbly apologize for said hijacking for the lulz. and we WILL be doing it again. Just not on your LORDLY threads in the future. It just kinda happened hahahaha. Thank you sir! We will carry on as Agent CPig said above in the Fun Stuff Forum… and while it will be very smelly to continue, we will do so for the good of all men, for the lulz of the halls of MGTOW-dom, and just because we f~~~ing can. On behalf of my co-officers of dubious intent  Special Ops CalicoPig, Dr. Ridalin MG Catcrunch, and Private CumClass Cucumber, we thank you for your support in this most noble endeavor. Carry on men!  Sgt Tampon……..Out.

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig: Figured you and MG were sleeping the past few hours. sorry, had to make a bunch of money today. i went ahead and started our covert ops thread over at Fun Stuff forum area. i think i did a cool intro. let’s get going on these bitches. thanks!

Now leaving mgtow forum area Blue Pill Hell and continuing at /forums/topic/mgtow-covert-special-ops-behind-enemy-lines/

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@Sgt Tampon – I must say – your handle of ‘Tampon’ make me twitch, gag and squirm (no offense sir- I just can’t handle used feminine products that have been rotting in the waste bin for weeks)!   The only good tampon is an unused tampon!  Agent Green Dick (er…. cucumber) out!

 

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Anonymous 1]

“We’ve been together for 4 years, we have a son who will be 2 in April but he doesnt want to get married. EVER. We’ve been talking about another baby and buying a house but when he brings it up I tell him nothings happening till I know we’re getting married. He’ll drop the conversation and go to something else. Its not like I’m forcing him to propose and I’m not saying I wanna get married any time soon. I just want to know it’s an option and it’s not. Idk what to do.” – from the website <span style=”color: #005cab;”>http://community.scarymommy.com/thread/2327/driving-me-crazy-get-married</span&gt;

This is the thread from the link CPig posted… Am I  the only one seeing the freaking paradox on this paragraph? I made  it bold just in case. This is beyond insane!

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