Women Posting Secrets

[Anonymous 43]

The men have full blown pussies, It’s highly contaminated with Pustonium 239 real dangerous stuff! Hey Pig Tsar Bomba is only 50MT, we need several Castle Bravo’s and four Tsar Bombas distributed in strategical hyperbolic possession, then detonated simultaneously, We need GOD Damba Bomb!

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CalicoPig: report received and logged good buddy. Now checking said pages for signs of intelligent life……

scanning……scanning……………..warp scan, speed scan. Nope. No intelligent life found.

Special Ops CatCrunch aka MG please report in with intel at your earliest convenience.

[Anonymous 11]

@MG-Tower: Nothing may be enough as we are vastly outnumbered. I suggest immediate development begin of antimatter/matter annihilation weaponry such is the nature of this threat.

No intelligent life found in my sector either. The fact there are even men on this site who agree shows how bad things have become. I estimate their force to be
at least 50 times more massive than our site possibly more. All are certified psychotic. Handle with extreme care.

Their greatest weakness are sheer stupidity and overwhelming narcissism.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CatCrunch: Roger. report received. Now processing information in the Mgtow special data processor (soulman clone circa John Belushi era, luger .99) after the data is processed if the soulman unit farts and doesn’t give a s~~~, I will consider today’s OPS successful and will leave it in the hands of CalicoPig and  Agent Raven CatCrunchCrunchCrunch. Commander smellytampon out.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@Megachris% – yeah man, after some of my relations~~~s – I actually am thinking that 2 out of every 3 women are either lesbian or bi-sexual.

I don’t find it a turn on to watch two women go at it anymore (due to my past relations~~~s).

I am a BROKEN TOY! – OH BOO-HOO!!!  (I kid though.. I have learned to be comfortable in my own skin).

Red Pill for the WIN!!

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CalicoPig: Holy S~~~ Batman! 50 times as big? Agent CatCrush is going to have his hands full over there. We may have to recruit other mgtow into the forces soon. tampon out

 

P.S. if you are noob here tonight, disregard this thread. I’m sure there are some serious people on here tonight. Just not us on this thread. Cheers!

[Anonymous 43]

I haven’t found anything remotely intelligent! Unless a rock is reclassified as having intelligence. It’s a different world in there! Hugs? what are f~~~ing hugs? Is it code for squeezing t~~~ or something? Not one of these girls holds any real value, there all worthless! And besides I’m having difficulties delineating the men (vomit) from the women (vomit) I see a new classification here “the Ginamantroll, It’s a total character meltdown, Fukushima daiichi unit 3 is a walk in the park compared to that place! back at 0-700 EST, over and out…..

[…Spectator 1165]

unencumbered: you are posting on the special OPS comedy thread so check where your post should be….unless (getting my hopes up) you are Reporting For Duty!!!!! already have your special OPS name…….Agent Cucumber. Agent SmellyTampon………out.

[Anonymous 11]

No, we’re not serious at all just having some fun. I need time to recover from what I’ve been exposed to tonight. Crackle, crackle, sizz…….

This is an intel gathering operation for comedy purpose only so please allow only us to operate until we can estimate the true magnitude of this threat. We shall keep you apprised. Agent CalicoPig out.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent Crunch: Roger that. Get some rest if you can stop laughing. I can’t. Can’t wait for Key to see this or for Soulman to jump in. Just found my special OPS avatar. will update in the morning.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@ListenUp! –  Awww mannnnn!!  Agent ‘cucumber’???  It makes me sound like a …. like a…. bone smoker (no offense to our gay bretheren – just having a little fun).

OK – Agent CuCUMber it is.   I feel like a big, giant, floppy, dick!   I kinda look like one too!!   All I would have to do is shave my head….er…. the one that my EARS sit on…

What is your bidding MASTER???

Agent CUC out.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CUC: well hey man, if i will lower myself to nickname smellytampon for this comedy bit, you should be happy to be cucumber. the other options i had for you were agent uncucumber, agent dismember, and agent birth control pill.

at any rate, there is work to do: update: they must have spotted agent CPIG’s link back to here or something because they already made the confessions area private about ten minutes ago. damn. that was fast. there are still ways in, but you have to register to see that part of their forums.

Agent CalicoPig: you’re in. you’ve been welcomed by one member. you may be our only hope on the inside. i would suggest proxies from here on out.

Agent Cuc please read from the top of this thread to get caught up. and i’ll get back to you soon. agent tampon……out.

[Anonymous 11]

After reflection, I don’t think we should troll this site as it’s too valuable of an intel resource for us to study. It’s chock full of crazy women and manginas. I think we can benefit ourselves more by laying low.

The general level of its vapid insanity will provide some serious entertainment for us.

[…Spectator 1165]

CP: I agree. i’ve already been blocked from the confessions area and had to find other ways in. it appears you have access so do what you think best for the team. tampon………out

[Anonymous 11]

I think I’m going to be a sleeper agent mainly to study the manginas over there. I want to understand manginas better as they are so foreign to me.

Of course, I’ll report on anything interesting, but I’ll be operating under deep cover while building my street cred with them as a semi-disgruntled married women with my highly pussy whipped husband. Of course, the comedy potential will be off the charts.

Great find. We should be able to use it to further our cause. It does appear they have defenses so I shall stay under their radar. I’m now a mole w/in the belly of the feminist beast.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CalicoPig: tampon here. yes, by all means….you have penetrated. i can’t imagine the smell over there. I will ask new Agent Cucumber to send oxygen, fresh tampons, rations and a s~~~ detector. OH, and a machete since the women over there appear to have more body and facial hair than a gorilla farm.

I am imagining your position behind enemy lines to be approximated in the photo below.

 

Behind enemy lines with Agent CPIG.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

this s~~~ is surreal…

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Anonymous 11]

It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to take the bullet for the cause. It’s like a damn microscope into all types of female treachery. I actually feel sorry for their kids, manginas and exs. They are utterly an malignant bunch.

God, it’s brutal though. I was showing it to my roommate, and he was like what the f~~~?

Yes, that picture pretty much sums it up. I operate best using stealth and deception.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agent CPig: no s~~~ man. they’ve got me banned from the index.html page completely but i can still get in other ways. just saw this gem from a land whale

“I just ate an entire family sized bag of Doritos by myself that I bought for husband and kids. Feel disgusting but I’m blaming pregnancy hormones”

no, its because you are fat bitch and can’t stop eating. glad you found something to blame other than yourself. f~~~ing jesus christ.

[Anonymous 11]

Hey, I already got a like on my welcome post.

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