When the wife brings you dinner because you're working late

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Anonymous wrote:

Cap285 wrote:

Women have all the domestic skills of a f~~~ing a donkey.

Fixed^^^, the “a” was out of place!

You don’t have to thank me Cap, just doing my part.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 11]

Jesus, I can prepare better meals when I’m b~~~~ deep in work like I am right now. It looks like something a spoiled toddler would eat. I’d stop by Cookouts, Hardees, Krystal, the local Japanese take-out, the cook on demand seafood place, or f~~~ing Burger King before I came home to that.

That’s as good as it gets for most modern women’s culinary skills.

I’m getting ready to rebuild the most damaged part of my roof today. I was able to get the original brand and color of the shingles so I should get a good match. A contractor quoted me at $41 a bundle. Home Depot is slinging them at $26.99 a bundle. I’ll have a better meal than that when I am done, trust me.

[Anonymous 42]

Cap285 wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍoʇ wrote:

Cap285 wrote:

Women have all the domestic skills of a f~~~ing a donkey.

Fixed^^^, the “a” was out of place!

You don’t have to thank me Cap, just doing my part.

Sick Little Monkey

Yea, so what? Who gives a f~~~?

Anonymous wrote:

That’s as good as it gets for most modern women’s culinary c~~~linary skills.

Fixed!^^^^^^^

My shingles in VT costed $45 a bundle and 4 bundles to a square (10×10 ft square) I know, you metric-ians look at us strange and rightfully so, Yards? Bushels? Feet? Squares? what do want from me? I crossed over to your side the day I/we decided to make our own plant food, litres, ml, meters, grams pr. mol, all meshes and divides into each other seamlessly.

Our forefathers were a bunch of plantation farmers, they wanted to keep it simple! And these days it has tactical advantage as we keep sliding back to the stone age.

UG!

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

This guy was lucky.
My little jewel never cooked one meal the whole time we were married. After working 60 hours/week I had the privilege of cooking and cleaning for her while she watched television. Just thinking about it p~~~es me off.
Women today have no domestic skills. After all, they have a vagina. Most of them have no desire to cook or clean. Yeah, women are a real bargain.
If you are married to one of these prizes, you might consider adding Pizza Hut to your speed dial.

F~~~ me.

Same here. 60-80hr work week and I would have to come home and cook/clean/maintain the place. She would sit and read/play on the phone/watch tv. Yet, when I was on nights she would manage to “cook” for herself and leave me nothing. God, I was c~~~struck those 2 years. My grandfather would be rolling in his grave.It really does get my blood boiling the crap I put up with.

With women the amount you make is inversely proportional to the amount of effort they put into the relationship once they have you.

The above situation is also classic manipulation behaviour. Others have already stated it, but it bears repeating. To keep her man producing at $$$$, throw him a token,that requires zero effort and claim yourself the best wife in the universe. Classic, classic narcissistic behaviour.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Tao-SkyParticipant 129]

Marriage is death by a lot of small battles. They start out at least ok, some downright sexy but given enough time they go to a minimum much colder and in most cases total destruction of the male.

Humans rarely learn from others or even their own experiences so not all man can resist the euphoria of good sex and initially cordial relations as the enemy incursion begins.

Men do eat a lot of s~~~ in marriages and in many cases set the bar low when the relationship starts – I think it’s all about Sex drive and hormones being confused for something real.

Well the secret here if you must partake in the feminine species is the less you care, the more they fall in line. Once you care too much or get into showing them some real feelings it’s the beginning of the end.

The rules are never get emotionally attached to a women – men ok because we have a code of honor, and be prepared to lose Sex st anytime and eject when the female s~~~ starts.

The dude in this post is toast – in both senses of the word. Love?! BS, his women owner just wants him to get used to what he’ll be eating when she bends him over the table with a strap on …. ?? in divorce court.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

This s~~~ made me laugh so hard. Mcnuggets???? For real? I just can’t. Women will always do the bare minimum every time.

Sky-O wrote:

While the red teddy bear she transported in her luggage and slept with every night sat at the edge of the bed staring at me. And when I looked deep in his eyes, I could tell that he wanted to warn me. It was in his eyes. He knew so much and I sensed if he could just talk, he would tell me to get out. Get out, run and never look back. He knew. The bear knew.

Dude, my sides hurt. This is rich!

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[TwistParticipant]

Tao-Sky wrote:

Humans rarely learn from others or even their own experiences so not all man can resist the euphoria of good sex and initially cordial relations as the enemy incursion begins.

MGTOW fixes this. Spread the word. How I wish someone had spread it to me 30 years ago…

[~BSParticipant 3266]

lol wtf

women nowadays are unbelievably lazy. Cooking isn’t even hard either. I pretty much taught myself to cook at around age 30. Preparing a meal pretty much just takes TIME, and if you lack cooking skills, you can just google a recipe with step by step instructions.

Again, the dinner she “prepares” just shows how f~~~ing lazy she is. Even if she lacks cooking skills, she could still attempt to prepare a real meal for him, which is infinitely better than this s~~~ she came up with.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[~BSParticipant 3266]

Or how’s this
1. buy a steak, season with salt and pepper, oil pan, cook steak, maybe it’ll be overcooked cause she doesn’t know what she’s doing, but whatever.

2. buy canned vegetables & prepared mash potatoes.

3. throw all of it onto a plate.

insta-steak dinner – doesn’t require much cooking ability or preparation time, but WAY better than the chicken nugget crap she pulled.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[Anonymous 54]

Fermat wrote:

This s~~~ made me laugh so hard. Mcnuggets???? For real? I just can’t. Women will always do the bare minimum every time.

Sky-O wrote:

While the red teddy bear she transported in her luggage and slept with every night sat at the edge of the bed staring at me. And when I looked deep in his eyes, I could tell that he wanted to warn me. It was in his eyes. He knew so much and I sensed if he could just talk, he would tell me to get out. Get out, run and never look back. He knew. The bear knew.

Dude, my sides hurt. This is rich!

Sometimes lifes messages come from unexpected sorces. Thats ok. Listen to them!!

[TwistParticipant]

~BS wrote:

insta-steak dinner – doesn’t require much cooking ability or preparation time, but WAY better than the chicken nugget crap she pulled.

Dude, you are trying to apply logic to the illogical. They don’t WANT to cook. Its oppressive.

I think I have mentioned before xW being a typical “modern woman”, thought Cooking and F~~~ing were cities in China…

Not only could she not cook, she just did not care about learning how to. I think she sucked at it because she wanted to. No other explanation.

One occasion that stuck with me – She took a couple of fully frozen chicken pot pies (good ones – that came from my butcher), and she put them on the top oven rack. Frozen – mind you. Turned the oven on Broil, and walked away.

Now – even a poor cook doesn’t do that. Only a f~~~ing imbecile would do such a thing. And then she is furious when the pies are both burned and frozen. Furious.

Oy.

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

You know in 14 years my ex never gave me lunch to bring to work, brought me dinner or even as much as asked to have lunch together during working time including the 4 years I worked within walking distance of home.

I am officially not even worth chicken nuggets… how could I have let all that be done to me. What the actual f~~~.

"Listen to all, Follow none"

[KillmandrillParticipant 497]

Snack ≠ Dinner, she must really love him to pick up some s~~~ at McD and sell it as her achievement and have the audacity to call it Dinner! Get some cooking courses biatch.

That guy has his blue pill motor revving to the limit if he believes he´s having dinner while stuffing that processed chicken meat chunks in his piehole. It must be love! /s

Stay were you are darling, I can pick my s~~~ up McD on my own already…..

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Friedrich Nietzsche

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Well f~~~ me running.

Do you mean to say that if I had myself another wife, I too could look forward to factory-made meals of processed chicken-like medallions?

And to think how despicably I oppressed myself last night by making — from scratch — Thai shrimp stir fry with spicy peanut sauce. And I did it barefoot, too.

Jeezus, I’m such a dick.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

~BS wrote:

Cooking isn’t even hard either.

Lets see—rice into boiling water, simmer 15 minutes.

Clearly our gender equals are in WAY over their heads…can’t we make it simple?

[channel-zParticipant 228]

I worked at McDonald’s when I was a teenager. Those are not McNuggets. Those are definitely store-bought frozen food chicken nuggets that require about 60 seconds to nuke. Hysterical. Maybe next week she’ll bring him a cup of instant ramen noodles. He’ll have to add his own hot water, though.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Sky-O wrote:

It’s like. . .I flew about 800 miles, spent over 4 hours redefining the meaning of the word orgasm with her over 20 different ways, including punching her balloon knot / leather cheerio with my tounge during 69, and incorporating the right amount of choking she requested, while taking her clit to the next level of orgasmic evolution:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

[channel-zParticipant 228]

The more I think about it, I’m shocked at how many of my female co-workers can’t or won’t cook. Many eat out, then complain about not having any money. Others bring minnow-sized microwave meals and lament “But I don’t want to eat it.” My male co-workers and I are much more disciplined, and much more likely to bring leftovers (cook once, eat twice!).

[Anonymous 54]

One of the main focus points of early feminism was refuseing to cook for men. Its more than just lazyness.They considered it submissive and wernt going to do it any more on princaple.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

chicken nuggets and beer…
seriously, IT CAN BE CALLED DINNER ! SHE JUST “WARMED” IT ! THERE IS NO F~~~ING COOKING !

I don’t know what’s wrong with those people, 20 minutes you can cook almost several delicious foods, she can’t even spend 20 f~~~ing minutes to please him ? Because she will spend the money that she took 4 hours working late, in just 20 minutes of shopping !

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