When the wife brings you dinner because you're working late

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Now my friend here is newly married- under a year I think. He’s very much blue-pill obviously, but as far as I know, he is (was?) in the honeymoon phase. He makes very, very, good money in animation.

She’s your typical women- she’s thin now, but she is RIGHT on the edge of her acceptable BMI.

Anyway, I’m scrolling down my feed looking at some Trump memes (PRAISE KEK BTW), and I see his post:

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Now I have to take a double take at this point because THAT is ridiculous. I could put S~~~ on a plate and it would be better- just by looking at it you can tell it’s those f~~~ing microwavable chicken nuggets, if not straight from Mcdonalds itself- and he’s PRAISING her for THIS?! He’s acting like she cooked a goddamn 4 course meal with appetizer AND dessert and drove it over BUT NO. It’s nuggets and a BEER (Not knocking the beer however).

Now this is really funny because this is the same guy from THIS thread (/forums/topic/you-should-get-married-because/) that said “you need to be married because although you might be doing great things you’ll be eating things like ramen, mac and cheese, and mcdonalds every night hahahahaha!””

Well. Well. Well. F~~~ing pathetic.

And the comments of course.

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After what he said, I’d of expected him to be the LAST person to be eating this. No goddamn effort.

But just goes to show, married men actually BECOME the stereotype normally given to unmarried men, while unmarried men have the time of their lives that married men claim to have.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

He better get use to that type of a meal.

After the divorce raping comes, that’s about all he will be able to afford. Plus, since he loves it so much, the courts will proclaim that this is an acceptable standard of living.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Anonymous 6]

I bet she then goes out with chad for an appetizing dinner followed by a f~~~ while the workaholic slave eats the scraps.

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

Wow, just wow. Even my sister would cook me up something that doesn’t require a microwave, and she annoying as hell, but at least she give’s a crap about me better then most girls outside of the family.

This reminds me of a another guy my age. He has a girlfriend that studies and only talks on the phone when she has free time. The guy wasn’t able to have sex with her as much as he wants, and he has two kids.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[Anonymous 43]

my c~~~ used to call me when I worked late and demand I come home to make her happy. She said she was lonely. f~~~.

I was a floor supervisor working the day before Christmas and slinging toys for good girls and boys, spending three hours cleaning the store and filling shelves for the next day. At about 11 pm, someone heard a rumor that the store had a truck full of Blow me Elmos. A couple hundred screaming women swamped the place and did damage to the store, merchandise and broke the front door. a couple of them took a swing at me whe I told them I did not have a secret truck full of the free f~~~ me elmo, free with $100 purchase. s~~~.

Im dealing with regional managers, angry entitled bitches, crabby employees, a door and glass guy, police, and a couple EMT dudes.

come home, i’m lonely.

I was so p~~~ed. I had to work harder than everyone else and lead by example and my rich bitch wife calls me and gives me s~~~ in from of people who were damn glad to have a job.

on bee leaf a bull

So I get home at 3am, and she is sleeping on the couch. I woke her up, and she lays into me about being home late and what woman did I just f~~~. What? are you kidding me? bitching about how she had to put the kids to bed, how she had to change a diaper and get the younger daughter in thebathtub…at this time she was 2 1/2, the other daughter was 6. she had to make dinner and do the dishes and iron her clothes for the next day, and her tv show wasn’t on and on and on and on and why wasn’t the driveway shoveled and this and that and the other thing.

yeah, Mr mower gas can and I talked about this day too.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Nothing wrong with chicken nuggets on occasion(or the beer lol)…but giving her props for something that requires zero effort? You go to a chain restaurant and have an appetizer, a couple dinners, and a couple drinks and your dropping 50+ easily and she probably gets that s~~~ every weekend and takes it for granted…and when its her turn to step up to the plate the guys happy he got some nuggets? Sad.

[Anonymous 54]

Hjaja! F~~~ing mcnuggetss!!
Men have been dumbed down to thinking this is f~~~ing praisworty!! Hhahah

What a sorry ass basterd!!!!
How bout bake me an apple f~~~ing pie you useless bitch!!!!!

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

My above comment aside – he got more cooking then I did post marriage. I can’t remember her cooking a single meal. But this does not a unicorn make.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[TicParticipant 4329]

What a catch. makes me wonder why I don’t wife up.

God bless peace and freedom.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Her calculating and narcissistic brain fired off a thought to her:

Bring him food. He will continue working hard so I don’t have to get a job.

A flight attendant I use to bang that was a total parasite use to land and give me her crew flight meals that were non-perishable stuff all packed together. My favorite was a box that had tuna fish, crackers, mayonnaise and relish packets (with a micro plastic spoon) and an Ande’s mint. . . .

Meanwhile, I was paying for $140 sushi dinners when we went out.

She was always so thoughtful.

After she gave me a flight pass to meet her at her hotel during a layover in Portland, we f~~~ed from about 11pm to 3:30am, fell asleep and when I woke up at about 8am I mentioned I was hungry. And she was so proud of herself as she went through her luggage and exclaimed! ‘I saved a Zone Bar for you!!’

It’s like. . .I flew about 800 miles, spent over 4 hours redefining the meaning of the word orgasm with her over 20 different ways, including punching her balloon knot / leather cheerio with my tounge during 69, and incorporating the right amount of choking she requested, while taking her clit to the next level of orgasmic evolution:

And all I got for it was a freaking Zone Bar.

While the red teddy bear she transported in her luggage and slept with every night sat at the edge of the bed staring at me. And when I looked deep in his eyes, I could tell that he wanted to warn me. It was in his eyes. He knew so much and I sensed if he could just talk, he would tell me to get out. Get out, run and never look back. He knew. The bear knew.

[HitmanParticipant]

i mean c’mon…
blue pill is one thing,
STUPID is a bit lower..
MORONIC is thinking that crap is a dinner,
ASININE is posting that like it’s bragging …
.
damn, if he thinks that’s love,
wait till she’s mad at him…

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Hitman wrote:

damn, if he thinks that’s love,
wait till she’s mad at him…

LOL, no kidding! He ain’t seen s~~~ yet!

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Processed chicken, nasty looking sauce and a warm drink.

What was I thinking! Back to marriage!

Women have all the domestic skills of a f~~~ing donkey.

Fuck this planet.

[AttonParticipant]

Oh how far women have fallen.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 42]

Cap285 wrote:

Women have all the domestic skills of a f~~~ing a donkey.

Fixed^^^, the “a” was out of place!

You don’t have to thank me Cap, just doing my part.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

This guy was lucky.
My little jewel never cooked one meal the whole time we were married. After working 60 hours/week I had the privilege of cooking and cleaning for her while she watched television. Just thinking about it p~~~es me off.
Women today have no domestic skills. After all, they have a vagina. Most of them have no desire to cook or clean. Yeah, women are a real bargain.
If you are married to one of these prizes, you might consider adding Pizza Hut to your speed dial.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

I want the follow up story on this one like real bad!

You know, after he takes her out on a date for a dinner like this,

and the cosmic stellar sex he gets afterwards, for his valiant effort

I can hear him now, it was so EPIC!!!

[the roadParticipant 3125]

She did the bare minimum just to have an excuse to come and make sure he’s where he said he would be. I bet she left and went straight to Chad’s house to spread her legs.

#MANOUT

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Jackinov wrote:

Now I have to take a double take at this point because THAT is ridiculous. I could put S~~~ on a plate and it would be better- just by looking at it you can tell it’s those f~~~ing microwavable chicken nuggets, if not straight from Mcdonalds itself- and he’s PRAISING her for THIS?! He’s acting like she cooked a goddamn 4 course meal with appetizer AND dessert and drove it over BUT NO. It’s nuggets and a BEER (Not knocking the beer however).

Mcdonalds nuggets are on the top of the chain these nuggets are not Mcdonalds nuggets and they probably are the s~~~ brand i ate as a kid because these ones are the kind to go on sale and are microwavable.

These nuggets look like the s~~~ you would get in a prison and if i ever go to prison one day ill be expecting these nuggets to be there.

So while a married mangina will go and congratulate his wife on this the only way you could get my ass to eat these would be either to have the economy collaspe into utter despair to where this is the last morsel of food before i have to eat the dog or i get thrown in prison where this is the best form of chicken nugget i receive unless i was condemned to die on death row and could request a higher quality nugget.

So if i was this man id pat my wife on the head and sarcastical tell her how amazing and smart she is just to see her reaction to it since mircowaving nuggets is not what i call a dinner but a poor boys school lunch.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[StentorianParticipant 1690]

A nice metric for things to come.

“He who takes an eel by the tail, or a woman at her word, soon finds he holds nothing.”

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