When the wife brings you dinner because you're working late

[~BSParticipant 3266]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m single and live alone. I can cook tasty, nutritious dinners in no time flat. I generally refuse to consume processed foods.

I once witnessed one c~~~ trying to cook fries. She poured cold oil into the pan and tossed in the potatoes then turned on the heat. That’s not how it’s done unless nasty soggy fries are your thing.

The only women I know that can actually cook are all over 70, and they enjoy doing it too. This is probably why we have so many land whales these days. I agree it is a form of rebellion with women. They take a sick pride in it. Everyone should know the basics of cooking.

Basics of cooking is important, but even if you lack this knowledge, it’s still no excuse as to why you can’t make a meal. In today’s day and age, you have access to infinite number of recipes and cooking advice.

I made these the other week, had absolutely no experience doing this before previously. It.Is.Not.Hard.

http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-hasselback-potatoes-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-199763

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m single and live alone. I can cook tasty, nutritious dinners in no time flat. I generally refuse to consume processed foods.

I once witnessed one c~~~ trying to cook fries. She poured cold oil into the pan and tossed in the potatoes then turned on the heat. That’s not how it’s done unless nasty soggy fries are your thing.

The only women I know that can actually cook are all over 70, and they enjoy doing it too. This is probably why we have so many land whales these days. I agree it is a form of rebellion with women. They take a sick pride in it. Everyone should know the basics of cooking.

Nowadays women can’t cook just because they don’t want to. As you stated brother, all good cookers are from the old generation.
I really enjoy cooking, it was something necessary in my life style, since I don’t have money to pay someone to do it for me, and as I diet all year long, that skills keep my mind sane.

I noticed after some while that is easy make everything taste good when you are free to put any amount of any ingredient there, and to cook nutritious meals like I do, and to archive the macronutrient goals that I need, I have to do some workarounds, but things keep tasty and perfect. C~~~s ? They put tons of fat and sugar, and their food keep tasting like s~~~, or when they use any pre-made condiment (that one that you buy in the super market), it taste like plastic flavoured s~~~.

My ex love to eat a candy that is really popular here, is called brigadeiro, there is so much sugar and fat in there, that a portion that she consumed in a single day, usually have more than 2500kcal, just from a f~~~ing candy. Then those c~~~s complain about men, that is not “possible” burn fat when you eat stake with beer, but if you do the math, eat 2.5kkcal from stake and beer, you have to put a good effort into doing that.

[Aleph MaleParticipant 214]

Reminds me of the time when my ex cooked my a meal in Turkey, as we went to bed I felt as if I was gonna die… The pain became unbearable and I ran to the bathroom, puked and shat (diarrhea) at the same time for hours and fell asleep out of exhaustion in the bathroom. I was ill for the next two days, turned out she’d served me rotten meat, she kept denying when I confronted her, even implying I became ill because I was Jewish (according to her f*cked up logic, this was because my ancestors didn’t mix meat and dairy).

A year later, the exact same thing happened when she came to stay in my house with her family, but this time it was far worse… I stayed two weeks in bed, moving was enough to make me throw up, I went in and out of consciousness, I don’t remember much from these two weeks, except that I never felt such pain in my life (thinking about this period makes me sick, literally) and that she wasn’t around when I needed her the most. When I went to see the doctor, he told me this was one of the most severe cases of food poisoning he’d seen and that someone less robust than I would’ve died.

Women haven’t simply forgotten how to cook, they’re more likely to poison you than to feed you and my story is a telling example of this… A non-negligible amount will even do it on purpose, I remember my ex telling me she wanted to make me fat so that other women wouldn’t look at me. Right, cry me a river, bitch.

One relations~~~ was more than enough for me to understand this, not trying that crap ever again. Never had any problems like this since I threw her kicking and screaming out of my life.

Behind every miserable man there is a very happy woman.

[Anonymous 54]

@alfa male. Ive had food poisoning twice.(not frome a wife, ) . Its bloody awful.

[TicParticipant 4329]

Aleph Male wrote:

Reminds me of the time when my ex cooked my a meal in Turkey, as we went to bed I felt as if I was gonna die… The pain became unbearable and I ran to the bathroom, puked and shat (diarrhea) at the same time for hours and fell asleep out of exhaustion in the bathroom. I was ill for the next two days, turned out she’d served me rotten meat, she kept denying when I confronted her, even implying I became ill because I was Jewish (according to her f*cked up logic, this was because my ancestors didn’t mix meat and dairy).

A year later, the exact same thing happened when she came to stay in my house with her family, but this time it was far worse… I stayed two weeks in bed, moving was enough to make me throw up, I went in and out of consciousness, I don’t remember much from these two weeks, except that I never felt such pain in my life (thinking about this period makes me sick, literally) and that she wasn’t around when I needed her the most. When I went to see the doctor, he told me this was one of the most severe cases of food poisoning he’d seen and that someone less robust than I would’ve died.

Women haven’t simply forgotten how to cook, they’re more likely to poison you than to feed you and my story is a telling example of this… A non-negligible amount will even do it on purpose, I remember my ex telling me she wanted to make me fat so that other women wouldn’t look at me. Right, cry me a river, bitch.

One relations~~~ was more than enough for me to understand this, not trying that crap ever again. Never had any problems like this since I threw her kicking and screaming out of my life.

holy s~~~, dude, you sure she wasn’t trying to kill you? LOL

God bless peace and freedom.

[Aleph MaleParticipant 214]

Well no, she knew I’m extremely allergic to a specific fruit and that licking a spoon which held that fruit would be more than enough to kill me…. No, she has no idea what she’s doing, like most women she a clueless pit of narcissism.

The point being: Women don’t know how to cook, they’re more likely to poison you because they have no idea what they’re doing. I mean, have you already seen a female chef? IRL of course, not on TV… The odds are abysmally low. I’m not saying such freaks do not exist, I’m saying the number of women who actually know how to cook is far, faaaaaaaaaar lower than most people would have you believe. There’s a reason why restaurants are quintessentially male environments. Heck, my own father was a cook and he worked in some of Paris’ greatest restaurants, never prevented my mom from claiming she could cook tastier meals.

Behind every miserable man there is a very happy woman.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

@alfa male. Ive had food poisoning twice.(not frome a wife, ) . Its bloody awful.

Me too! It’s horrific isnt it? Felt like my stomach was on fire.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Every time ive had food poisoning its always been with beef. Now i can’t eat red meat without getting a really bad gut ache. To the point where i’m bent over double from the pain.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

I was working late once on a project, and I told my girl not to wait up. Instead, she came over, and bought me a tea from the café downstairs.

She could’ve done nothing. It’s the thought that counts. She cares about you.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[SunStormParticipant 1277]

I wouldn’t bring a hungry hard working friend a s~~~ty ass plate of microwave nuggets. I’d at least make them A GODAMN SAMMWICH.

The thought counts but there needs at least to be trace amounts of effort in there too.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

wow! Real effort to “make” microwave chicken and dump some sauce out of a bottle on the side of a plate (that plate also looks like a paper one so no washing up involved after)

[SunStormParticipant 1277]

Good post smeghead….

[Jim01Participant 6678]

SunStorm wrote:

Good post smeghead….

Good to see another Red Dwarf fan on MGTOW!

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Women live an ultimately miserable existence because they are jealous of the fact that it takes few things to make men happy, while women ave a bottomless pit of unfulfilled desires. Women want you to be just like them… PERPETUALLY UNSATISFIED!

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Anonymous 7]

Shes s~~~ testing him. He failed. Next time it will be pbj or just no food.

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