What I Feared Came To Being…

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Prophet Micah wrote:

“She can’t get pregnant.

Prophet Micah wrote:

24 hrs ago I get word that The Bitch is pregnant.

Figures.

xanthine wrote:

Oldest trick in the book.

Yes.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Same thing happened to a buddy of mine.

“Oh, the doctor said I can’t get pregnant.”

1 month of unprotected sex and she’s pregnant.

Told my buddy to get a DNA test, she’s lying.

He hasn’t listened to me.

I have not spoken to him since.

[ShimshParticipant 237]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

The child support payments will be biblical…

I laughed pretty hard , thanks for this

Fuck E'm

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Samsquanch wrote:

“Oh, the doctor said I can’t get pregnant.”

1 month of unprotected sex and she’s pregnant.

Told my buddy to get a DNA test, she’s lying.

He hasn’t listened to me.

I have not spoken to him since.

I’m sure that’ll be the end result soon. People usually rag on me and I just let it bounce off, NFG kinda thing. I start ragging on him about knocking up an immature, lying bitch and EVERYBODY wants to freak out! lol “You’re crossing the line.”

#NFG

Golden opportunity to practice NFG. 👍

No Wife - No Strife

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

American horror story indeed.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[Anonymous 12]

Stay Out of it.
But watch.
Watch and learn.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Anonymous wrote:

Stay Out of it.
But watch.
Watch and learn.

You’re right. I don’t want to say anything that’ll f~~~ up the relationship between my cousin, despite how much of a f~~~ing idiot he was(is).

This is going to be painful to watch unfold.

No Wife - No Strife

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