What I Feared Came To Being…

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Fred, a cousin of mine, married a bitch roughly 6-7 months ago. I did my best, along with his purple billed brother, to talk him out of it.

Only background needed on The Bitch is she’s a nurse assistant and has 2 children by 2 different fathers. 1 father is a drug dealer(heavy drugs) and the other is still currently on the loose evading murder charges.
Fred and The Bitch have broken up & gotten back together at least 4-5 times.

Anyways, after the last breakup, roughly a year ago. He had told me “She can’t get pregnant. After the 2nd child she had to have a hysterectomy.” I can’t remember why the f~~~ we were talking about her specifically but I’d lay my life down on the line for recalling those words.

24 hrs ago I get word that The Bitch is pregnant. I’ve got a f~~~ing Miracle Child in my family now lol.

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[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

Holy s~~~ man. That’s a worse horror story than The Exorcist.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

It’s a miracle!!!!

They should definitely name the baby Jesus if it’s a boy.

I assume her name is Mary?

The prophecy has come to fruition.

LOL!

The answer, is no.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

The child support payments will be biblical…

The answer, is no.

[BoarParticipant]

You might want to encourage your cousin to start calculating the child support now.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

I don’t even know what to say…

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Boar wrote:

You might want to encourage your cousin to start calculating the child support now.

My main objective at the moment is to get a f~~~ing DNA test done soon as the baby pops out! I got another cousin lol. A-whole-nother f~~~ing thread. I’ll cover THAT one later lol.

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

The child support payments will be biblical…

He’s already been advised to quit the overtime hours.

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[AwakenedParticipant 35216]

WHY is this Surprising ?

HE MARRIED a Complete Train Wreck BITCH with 2 Thug Produced F~~~ Trophies, and took HER WORD that she couldn’t get pregnant, and then she ends up pregnant.

As SAD as it is, It sounds pretty damn Predictable.

The ONLY REAL QUESTION IS; Is it HIS KID ??

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[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Micah, that is 100% good advice. Most of the guys I work around refuse any overtime, because it just means higher vagimony the following year.

Why does a child’s “needs” suddenly increase if my income does? Especially a child a court has taken away my access to? The whole, “the life they become accustomed to” argument is horses~~~ if I only see my kid 4 days a month.

I was p~~~ed when I reviewed my finances at the end of the year. I made too much. It wasn’t my fault…it was a new union contract thing that saw me get retro pay for a couple years. If it gets reviewed in court, they take it to mean I make that every year.

Basically, my already raw ass has another dildo shoved in-sans lube.

Child support is the biggest scam and theft ever. I’m not a “deadbeat dad”…that very term enrages me. No guy would let his kids go without other than a very small %. The child support system has nothing to do with the kids, and everything to do with the incubator. A father has no rights and exists only to pay. The amounts are astronical where I live as well. More than a mortgage payment. I pay around $1300/month. This is a minimum. And, it will be in place for over a decade, perhaps as much as 18 years, because a 25 year old in college is still considered a “child” here. Bear in mind all the money goes to their mother – no receipts needed!

Consider the mindset of the creatures that take this money. Anyone with an ounce of integrity or honour wouldn’t be able to cash those checks and look at themselves in the mirror. ALL women can do this without blinking. That’s why we’re here. Save that man if you can.

MGTOW.

The answer, is no.

[HitmanParticipant]

damn shame.
sorry to hear that.
maybe some miracle will happen ,
like it’s NOT his kid..

START PRAYING !!!

[HitmanParticipant]

tough to laugh…
maybe this will help..

no offence,
just thank GOD it aint you !

[Anonymous 42]

I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts the little bastard isn’t his! But that MORON MARRIED HER SO LEGALLY CHAD’S BABY IS HIS!

Another beautiful bastard family union made in the wonderful world of gynocentrism!

You can set your watch to this s~~~!

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

Oldest trick in the book. Woman tells man she can’t get pregnant…then man gets woman pregnant. Next he is paying her for the next 20 years and she has one more kid for her welfare check every month. She probably said the exact same thing to the previous guys.

Hate to say it, but your friend is a f~~~ing idiot, and he’s about to get screwed. For those of you who haven’t learned yet…NEVER IMPREGNATE. This is one of the oldest and most common traps set for young men, and you will run into it over and over. Someone will attempt to get you to knock her up, and if you do it, you wind up paying for 20 years. DO NOT DO IT.

Also, this goes without saying, but just in case. I really hope your friend is getting a paternity test. There is a good chance the kid is not his, but that is his one out, but he only has it for as long as the kid is newborn. It will be much too late if he finds out later he isn’t the father, and he will have to keep paying. Don’t let that happen to him.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

@xanthine knows his s~~~.

Unfortunately, I was a young man, who didn’t know any better. Also, I hate condoms and refuse to wear them. I always declined sex when she threw the condom package on the bed…I’d rather beat off. Guess what? The girl was always totally on board to go bareback.

Price?

At least $150,000.

Get snipped. Don’t marry. Don’t cohabitate.

The answer, is no.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Once again, vasectomy for the win.

[BoBParticipant 823]

If that kid comes out with sideburns, you’ll want to GTFO.

Kidding.

[OneLaneOnlyPlsParticipant 1747]

DNA test pronto, and if the kid is the progeny of the first 2 deadbeat jerks, or some other plonker, then….

He needs to RUN and never look back.

[Anonymous 1]

More hellspawn to feed the Prison Industry. Just wait until the Murderer comes back in town….

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Awakened wrote:

The ONLY REAL QUESTION IS; Is it HIS KID ??

Hitman wrote:

maybe some miracle will happen ,
like it’s NOT his kid..

Anonymous wrote:

I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts the little bastard isn’t his!

xanthine wrote:

Also, this goes without saying, but just in case. I really hope your friend is getting a paternity test.

I’ve already stirred the pot of s~~~ by saying “DNA test is very important. Get a paternity test done BEFORE you put your name on the childs birth certificate.” lol If anything else, it’s a golden opportunity for me to practice the NoF~~~sGiven philosophy lol.

xanthine wrote:

Woman tells man she can’t get pregnant…then man gets woman pregnant.

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

Also, I hate condoms and refuse to wear them. I always declined sex when she threw the condom package on the bed…I’d rather beat off. Guess what? The girl was always totally on board to go bareback.

NO! lol Dude, the biggest redflag I learned from my P&D days was bitches claiming they’re allergic to latex. Roughly only 1% of US population is allergic to latex. I seemed to have a 75% success rate of finding a bitch that was allergic to latex lol.

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[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

BoB wrote:

If that kid comes out with sideburns, you’ll want to GTFO.

lol I don’t even like hugging the bitch.

sidecar wrote:

Once again, vasectomy for the win.

I’m thinking “F~~~Doll for the win.” I can’t do this monk s~~~ no more lol. I need something to f~~~!
F~~~Doll shopping as we speak!

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