Trolling women in real life

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I can’t for the life of me remember where this is from, but shouting “NO! I WON’T HAVE SEX WITH YOU! STOP ASKING!” at a random woman who is near you in a crowded place is hilarious 😀

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Telling a woman that she is “The same as all the others” gets some pretty good reactions.

[President CamachoParticipant 941]

One of the more simple things you can do is call them “ma’am” like you’re talking to an old lady. This works best on women in their 20s.

A Western marriage that survives in the current year is an act of mercy and compassion by the woman.

[ProjectParticipant 507]

Now I’m quite tall for my age from what I have been told, 18 and 6’1(186cm) tall. This helps when I try to look down on people, especially girls. They crack so fast it’s funny and when they snap at me like deranged maniacs I act like they are the crazy ones :P.

One of my favorite’s are when a women ask how old I think they are and I answer with as old as my grandma.

I have been chased by a lot angry women because of this. My favorite is friend-zoning them.

[Anonymous 1]

“I do not hate you”
and
“You cannot expect anything from me”
made them nuclear.

When they sense that you have no feelings for them, like 0, no love, no hate etc. they feel the world is coming to an end, they start to imagine all the possible scenarios in which you are mentally ill and they are the victims, and I enjoy that.

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