Trolling women in real life

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

We all know how women get their way, they can call a man a creep, rapist or whatever and totally ruin his reputation. So, what are our words of choice?
-You’re crazy
-You’re so emotional
-Calm down

I’ve been doing this recently to females all over town and I love it. Call a woman crazy, and they go nuts. And then walk away like she’s the aggressor and she loses her f~~~ing mind making her look even more crazy!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It’s fun times at the disco, fellas. Try it out. They ruin their own reputations because women, all women, ARE BAT S~~~ CRAZY!

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

It’s fun times at the disco, fellas. Try it out.

I do it all the time.

I creep-shame women before they even get the chance. I friendzone them too. IMMEDIATELY.
“You know…. you seem like you would make a really good friend“.

It totally f~~~s with their heads.

Creep-shaming them is easy. I just imagine if what she is doing would be acceptable if a man did it, and then I treat her the same way. Like if she says “so where do you work?”…. I might give her “What do you mean where? What are you some kind of stalker? That’s creepy. Not telling.”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

Creep-shaming them is easy. I just imagine if what she is doing would be acceptable if a man did it, and then I treat her the same way. Like if she says “so where do you work?”…. I might give her “What do you mean where? What are you some kind of stalker? That’s creepy. Not telling.”.

LOVE IT KM! Just stand there looking pitiful like she’s creeping in the bushes outside your house. It’s funny how they acct when they actually get treated like a man. HAHA

I’ll have to try out that creep shaming brother, sounds like a hoot.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[MalfunctionNeedInputParticipant 257]

Keymaster wrote:

Silverstone II wrote:

It’s fun times at the disco, fellas. Try it out.

I do it all the time.

I creep-shame women before they even get the chance. I friendzone them too. IMMEDIATELY.
“You know…. you seem like you would make a really good friend“.

It totally f~~~s with their heads.

Creep-shaming them is easy. I just imagine if what she is doing would be acceptable if a man did it, and then I treat her the same way. Like if she says “so where do you work?”…. I might give her “What do you mean where? What are you some kind of stalker? That’s creepy. Not telling.”.

I wonder if saying some of the things you do playfully and with a smirk might get one laid…Perhaps they’re too rough to be neg hits. Sounds fun though, it’s really fun putting women down, imho.

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. --Einstein

[OkamiParticipant 40]

Thanks KM for the knowledge of deflecting. One more in my arsenal..

Meh..

[KeymasterKeymaster]

MalfunctionNeedInput wrote:

I wonder if saying some of the things you do playfully and with a smirk might get one laid

You better believe it.

Friendzone her before she can do it to you, “You know…. you seem like you would make a really good friend“. and her mind will start obsessing over the word friend.

• “what did he MEEEEEAAAAANNNNNNN”
• “does he not think I’m attractive?”
• “I thought all men want sex all the time… what’s wrong with me?”
• “is my breath?… is it something I said? ….. is it what Im wearing?”

She will be doing mental cartwheels about the word “friend”… and remember it for days / weeks / months even. You dropped ONE word, she does all the work. And she can NEVER friendzone you. Because you already did.

• “You know…. you seem like you would make a really good friend. Give me your number and maybe you can introduce me to some of your friends.

Also…… the word “friend” is great, because if you start up the conversation and she tries to brush you off with s~~~ like “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!”….. you troll the s~~~ out of her.

“WTF? I just met you and you’re already telling me your problems?”

Look at her like she’s crazy and smells bad. Don’t let women get away with thinking you’re “interested” in her until YOU have decided it. It;s so arrogant of women to assume (and they all do) that every guy who says “hi” wants to f~~~ her. Make sure she knows how creepy and sex-obsessed it is.

“hey hows it going”

“I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!”

“That’s so cute. Does he let you speak to other people without his permission?”

“I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!”

“Aw that’s sweet. Let me know when you’re ready for a MAN.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Oh yeah. They hate it so much when you steal all of their game away from them. Use their lines before they do. This is super funny, they don’t know how to react, and you know so much about their game – it’s very easy to replicate. The key is to use all of their tricks on them before they do them on you. This is hilarious, it works, and it exposes them and leaves them weaponless.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I think I’ve said it here before: F~~~ing with women can be a lot more fun than f~~~ing them.

Very few are worth f~~~ing, but they are all worth f~~~ing with.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

sidecar wrote:

I think I’ve said it here before: F~~~ing with women can be a lot more fun than f~~~ing them.

^^ totally agree with that.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

This is funny because I’m planning on friend-zoning a chick tomorrow night.

I was interested in getting with her when we first started talking a couple of weeks ago but now she’s not only pushed our first meeting back by two weeks, but has also spent the intervening time texting me and coming around to chat me up and tell me about her s~~~ way too much when I see her at her place of employment.

The two week wait is no big deal, but now I know far too much about her and her personal situation to really want to stick my dick into that so when we meet up tomorrow night, I’m gonna let her know that I think “getting physically involved would really jeopardize the friendship we’ve built these past couple of weeks.”

Then when she throws herself at me, I’m going to go ahead and let it happen, then not talk to her for a few days and then tell her “It just doesn’t feel right… like I want to be friends and despite me saying so, you just seem to want me for sex. I’m sorry, I can’t see you any more.”

Then when I see her at her work (I’m not burning a perfectly good coffee shop over a woman!) I’ll be all “Hey, who’s the cute new girl they just hired? Is she single? Hook me up, bro!”

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

friendzone them, creep shame them, when you dump them, say things like “I need time I need space” . On second thought, use this one: “I need to find myself” but wait until after you bang her, like when women say it after they got married. Yes, f~~~ her and then tell her you need to “find yourself”. Record it on your phone and put it on youtube.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Total Lee wrote:

“I need to find myself” but wait until after you bang her

lol!! Could you imagine rolling off , putting your clothes on, and when she asks “where are you going?” you say “I need to find myself”. Now that’s trolling hard.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

– I need to find myself.
– I really don’t think I have anything to give at the moment.
– I’m at a place right now where I really need to focus on my career.
– It’s not you it’s me

No wait. I got it. “you need to find someone who will really appreciate you”.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

A while back, I used to tell perfectly strange women who are bitchy with attitude “i don’t think this relationship is going to work and Im breaking up with you now.”. Like if a waitress f~~~ed up my order. Cracks me up every time. This thread just reminded me to bring that back.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

sidecar wrote:

I think I’ve said it here before: F~~~ing with women can be a lot more fun than f~~~ing them.

Very few are worth f~~~ing, but they are all worth f~~~ing with.

This!

I have 10x as much fun f~~~ing with them than I ever could f~~~ing them.

Fuck this planet.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Keymaster wrote:

A while back, I used to tell perfectly strange women who are bitchy with attitude “i don’t think this relationship is going to work and Im breaking up with you now.”. Like if a waitress f~~~ed up my order. Cracks me up every time. This thread just reminded me to bring that back.

Oh man, that’s the best. I’m breaking up with everybody.

[narwhalParticipant]

Don’t know if it counts as trolling, but I’ve developed a habit of rolling my eyes whenever a woman says something stupid regarding abut the gender relations. I don’t saying anything at all, but they almost always immediately feel the need to defend what they just said to convince me that they actually said something smart. Sometimes I will listen…and usually end up rolling my eyes again. It happens a lot at work.

Ok. Then do it.

[maxamanParticipant 16]

Another good one is to tell them “you really need to hide your crazy better” They hate that!

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Total Lee wrote:

– I need to find myself.
– I really don’t think I have anything to give at the moment.
– I’m at a place right now where I really need to focus on my career.
– It’s not you it’s me

No wait. I got it. “you need to find someone who will really appreciate you”.

I love you, but i’m not in love with you.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

MattNYC wrote:

I love you, but i’m not in love with you.

YES!!! (big smile here)

Flipping the script is so much fun.

• “There had better be a little blue box from Tiffany’s under the tree or it’s over”.

• “Propose by Christmas or it’s over”.

• “you’d better have something really special planned for Valentine’s Day or else”

• “Lunch? Ok but please don’t wear jewelry that looks like it came from a cracker jack box or I will make plans to divorce you, sell it on eBay and only leave you with the mini-van”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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