Trolling women in real life

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

MattNYC wrote:

I love you, but i’m not in love with you.

I’ve heard this one more times than I’d like to admit. Of course, for a woman what it really means is “I wanna keep getting all the goodies you’re giving me but I’m gonna f~~~ somebody else.”

It would be a completely meaningless thing for a man to say to an attractive young woman and would totally ruin her. She’d spend weeks trying to figure out what the f~~~ it meant.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Two of my favorites that would send my ex through the roof:

Think about it. I’ll wait…..
Sorry, didn’t mean to confuse you with logic.

Order the good wine

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

I kinda just look around, intentionally look as if I’m trying to looking for something interesting in front of them asap, and go walk to whatever that interesting thing was even if it is a plant or something completely uninteresting. Maybe intentionally give them an odd look of relief when I arrive at my destination and am not around her anymore.

I usually get “dickhead” comments, “jerk”, a “wow” now and then for my bravado and I usually don’t care because I mostly do it to troll complete bitches that deserve it.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

I just be a sarcastic jerk like whatever thingi find funny to use i will use it ethnic terms treating them like a child, comparing them to animals, insulting their nation of origin (This one get’s them really mad) and claiming when they walk in pairs to the bathroom they do a orgy.when ever i am near women i do what i have just mentioned to p~~~ them off.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

You people are giving me new ideals.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

A girl named Asia back then asked me to help her with her social test by getting me to making her a cheat sheet or something. I ended up only making her fail by giving her mostly false answers and infomation that looked legit at first glance and got called a jerk for doing that after she got a C in her test.

I had to make it look convincing by giving her some freebie answers or this wouldn’t have worked.

I can’t remember what my response is, but I remember at least three on in this case four things I say to people like her that try to ask for my help:

1) Find someone else that is dumb enough to help you next time.

2) Actually do the work next time.

3) I would like to help you, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to do all of your work or at least give you the right answers

4) That’s what you get for trying to slam your body against me and blocking my locker door and demanding for advice you dumb c~~~. This is for the moronic bitch called Asia.

In the end, she ended up finding someone else to help her, and I told her new boy friend that If you spend enough time with this moron you will just become social tool or a wallet to be shown off. Now that I think of it, she has big boobs, and she did pushed them against my chest when she body slammed me across the hull. I could have told her that I couls help If you take out your breasts and give me a blow job. Mmmm, oh well.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

I’m not sure what trolling really means, but If that counts as trolling some women, then I guess that’s the one of the things I remembered. Now I don’t have to deal with women anymore aside from my sister. At least she got a brain and isn’t a druggy.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

I’m not sure if this qualifies as trolling, but I just flashed back to a day many years ago…
I was sitting at a red light on a busy San Jose street, and a chick pulled up next to me, and was pretty seriously flirting with me. She was pretty hot-looking, and I simply could not resist flirting back. Nothing unusual there, until my drunken girlfriend’s head bobbed up out of my lap. The look on that chicks face… priceless! I just shrugged and gave her the “what can I say?” look.
It’s nice when a fond romantic memory pops up!

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

Here’s another good one. “I lost a bunch of weight for my son’s wedding” Me, “If you want to find it again, there’s a mirror in the bathroom.”

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

coolthingy450 wrote:

I’m not sure what trolling really means, but If that counts as trolling some women, then I guess that’s the one of the things I remembered. Now I don’t have to deal with women anymore aside from my sister. At least she got a brain and isn’t a druggy.

Mine has half a brain and is a druggy. I’ll take her any day over what’s out there.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I wouldn’t necessarily call it trolling either but I like flirting with young cashiers and then having them give me discounts, I get free drinks, free coffees and the occasional random discount several times a week. The 18 year old chick at the register at Bass Pro Shops just gave me. 10% discount on my entire purchase simply for asking her name.

That’s how I like to get back at the gynocracy… have them give me free s~~~ for a change,

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

I recently ( last december 25th ) i had that exact same situation with my sister when she started asking my why i wasn’t in any relationship. When I answered her that i was not interested in neither a long term or a short term relation she started using shaming tactics.

First she shamed my virility ( you know the classic , “what? are you gay now?” ), now recognizing that tactic, i went and reached my cell phone in order to read her the shaming tactics catalog in this site. Seeing that her shaming tactic wasn’t working she switched tactics …. enter the NAWALT !.
Well , i was amazed she switched tactics so switftly so i expressed i was really impressed she used she used 2 shaming tactics in less than 3 minutes. Under that circunstances she got even more p~~~ed off and try one final tactic : enter the inmaturity shaming ! ( “Why haven’t to get a propper job yet? you are so inmature! ” ) , wich ironically had nothing to do with the fact i was not interested in relationships. Hell, i expressed to her my awe in the fact she used 3 shaming tactics in such short amount of time ( less than 5 minutes boys, less than 5 minutes ), and that’s when she trully went postal , she started to spout ad-hominems and walked out shouting and screaming. I admit it, it was delightful to see my sister being embarrased by her own crazy behaviour.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[RoyDalParticipant]

“My dear, I would only destroy you in the end. Now, Mr Chump over there just broke up with his girlfriend, and he’s looking for that special someone.”

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

To I have a boyfriend / husband.

I feel sorry for him.

Back in 2010 2012 i told a few that I don’t have girlfriends anymore and i only have friends with benefits.

Anymore I play dumb deaf and stupid when women try to talk to me in any social way.

For example i one asks ” how are you? ”

I might say hmm? what? if she keeps repeating I say excuse me me I gotta go or I’m busy.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[comesemfomeParticipant 10]

Well, it gonna be interesting. Later, in the new year’s eve, I’ll be among taken friends, and a girl whose I just had met at a friends weeding in last September. After added her in facebook and gave a ‘hi’, she just ignored me. It’s a hot brunette, single mother and taller than me. Despite my mangina behavior, I used to never ignore any ‘hello’ and ‘hi’ in social media.
Once we are the only single couple at the table, I am expecting a friendly behavior of her, but, ready to frindzone me at glance.
Maybe some neg and trolling her face could help me to f~~~ this chick.
Send you some news about trolling tomorrow boys.

[TheWalkerParticipant 58]

Trolling is fine IF you want to try to get women to think about and possibly change their opinions and behaviours. To let them know that some of us don’t want to play the game.

[GermanicSpectator 35]

I much prefer no involvement…. because I don’t want to be mean or nasty to any other living being.

Also, I don’t expect them to change. Men have always known the nature of women, and it hasn’t changed since the beginning of time…

[TiredofbsParticipant 485]

When dealing with one of these emotional lady “friends” who wants to dump all of her emotional baggage on you, I’ve found one statement to be effective: “I feel bad for you, but honestly, you need someone who really cares for you” – translation, unless you want to hop in the sack, the talk is over…and no, I don’t really care about your emotions or problems, period!

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

well i usualy just dont bother with it, but hey, if you guys enjoy it, go for it.

[HawkeParticipant 197]

“Do I look fat?”

“Yes.”

“What the hell you jerk? What´s your problem?”

“You asked.”

Qui audet adipiscitur - Who dares, wins

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