The Joke Thread

[Anonymous 6]

Post your jokes here. Maybe clips of your favorite comedians. Bitches, feminists, and manginas hate to see you laughing!

[Bloody HeartlandParticipant 693]

This thread.

"I have the fury of my own momentum." "With this ring I thee wed. Fire walk with me."

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

Jokes

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

What do you call the useless fleshy bits around a c~~~?

A woman

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

Your posts don’t. Matter Travis you can’t get laid!

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

An old classic:

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:

12.

One to screw it in,
one to blame men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”,
one to call for the lightbulb to be destroyed for being too phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men,
one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

I don’t know any good jokes, but I have a video clip of someone who’s got some good one-liners. Here’s one of my favorite comedians, Rodney Dangerfield:

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

One word: pussy.

I don’t get it.

I know.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 42]

Carnage wrote:

One word: pussy.

I don’t get it.

I know.

That’s because it’s not funny!

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Anonymous wrote:

Carnage wrote:

One word: pussy.

I don’t get it.

I know.

That’s because it’s not funny!

I know, that is the joke.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 42]

The joke is the way they expect us to get-in-line with the program that only serves to abuse us and destroy us!

They think they can shame us for walking away from gynocentric society’s expectations and demands they place on us!

Feminism and all its ideology is gravely mistaken! It’s like watching children play with matches in a linen closet. In the end all they create is suffering and death!

Lurkers, the joke is over, it was played on you, time to get serious and stop your own personal suffering by entering the kingdom of MGTOW!

We’re the only kings on earth that are in charge of ourselves! The rest are one form or another mere subordinates!

SOVEREIGNTY ABOVE ALL ELSE!

[Anonymous 12]

Feminism

[Anonymous 3]

I will just repeat one that someone here once told:

A man locks his dog and his wife in a car trunk for two hours. When he opened the trunk, guess who was happy to see him?

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

Carnage wrote:

One word: pussy.

I don’t get it.

I know.

I don’t want to get it.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

I will just repeat one that someone here once told:

A man locks his dog and his wife in a car trunk for two hours. When he opened the trunk, guess who was happy to see him?

That depends if it’s someone like Whitney Wisconsin….

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

Why do women wear a white dress at a wedding?

Because all major kitchen appliances come in white.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing she hasn’t heard twice before.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[GregB0Participant]

FunInTheSun wrote:

Rodney Dangerfield:

Rodney is always a solid choice for humor that cuts to the bone and ensures that a real life situation is behind the joke. +1

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

What do you call a female rocket scientist who has won a nobel peace prize?

Bitch.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

A man locks his dog and his wife in a car trunk for two hours. When he opened the trunk, guess who was happy to see him?

Is this real life or 50 shades of rape?

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Why don’t men get cellulite..?

Well, simply because it looks s~~~ty doesn’t it..?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

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