The Joke Thread

[Anonymous 3]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

Clu wrote:

A man locks his dog and his wife in a car trunk for two hours. When he opened the trunk, guess who was happy to see him?

Is this real life or 50 shades of rape?

Its a scientific experiment.

[Anonymous 3]

A stranger approaches a woman on the street and claims:
– Madam, I am sorry to bother you, but I cannot help myself! You are the most beautiful woman I have seen in my life and I must have you, even if it costs me thousands of dollars!

– Well! – says a woman flattered – I must consider your proposal. It is a lot of money!

– And what about $100?

– What?! – says the woman in enraged – What do you think I am?

– That madam, is already established. Now we are negotiating the price.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Oh cheers, Clu. That reminds me of another one …

Chad/Tyrone to a hot looking(!) woman:

Hey would you f~~~ with me for a thousand dollars…?

: No.

Chad/Tyrone: Well, too bad I could’ve done with the extra cash…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[RykerParticipant 177]

MoreSky wrote:

An old classic:

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:

12.

One to screw it in,
one to blame men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”,
one to call for the lightbulb to be destroyed for being too phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men,
one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

Quoting from a Canadian MRA:

“Pretty good, but it would also take:

One to create a women-only safe space where the women could discuss their feelings about the lightbulb.

One to create a safe space for trans women and non-binary persons to discuss their specific issues.

One to organize an action-committee to educate police, lawmakers, and social workers about the trauma caused to women, including trans women and non-binary persons, by lightbulbs.

One to establish a royal commission to recommend appropriate financial compensation for the trauma.

One to lobby the Trudeau Liberals to establish a National Day of Commemoration and Action on women and lightbulbs.”

While there is life there is hope. Freedom!

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

You get ThehellifIknow

Back off Barbie!

[NoMoreParticipant 1233]

“I am prepared for family court.”

“I’ll do my best to be honest and fair because the family court will take that into account.”

“I’ve been a good father and they can’t make me look bad in court.”

A co-worker recently told me, "If you want to see who someone really is, divorce them." I have found out how true this is. When your wife drops the façade of being the caring partner, you will witness all of the greed, hate, and spite that she has masked. It is truly breathtaking!

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

Why does the bride smile at her wedding?
Because she knows she doesn’t have to give a blowjob ever again.
And she gets to eat cake.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

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