The Dude No Longer Abides (pt III)

[TheDudeAbidesParticipant 117]

History:

The Dude… Abides

The Dude… Abides pt II

So, if you are into the “brevity” thing, the summary so far:
> Dude gets married to hot little wifey, has 3 kids.
> OK for almost 15 years. She turns into a mean feminist drunk.
> Abuses the Dude and kids until it Goes Too Far and Dude calls cops.
> After a couple days in jail, Dude drops her off at hotel with a check and restraining order.

So the wife is at the hotel. Calls Daddy. Daddy calls me. Big $$ Dr Guy.
Oh NO, cannot be. The daughter is an Angel.
Well, they come into town. Daddy finds an apartment and a lawyer.

On advice of my lawyer, I give her stuff to Daddy. Not only personal stuff, but the WASP stuff – jewelry, china, silverware, paintings, crystal, formal dining room and living room furnishings. I mean her Mom is demanding all of this wedding present crap we almost have never used. WORD OF DUDE’S ADVICE: give up the expensive women stuff and keep everything practical. Equal divide is by $ not size, a few silver forks are NOT worth your PS4 or table saw.

So Daddy hires the most expensive lawyers in the area. Golf Buddies of his friends in Naples, FLA. (the soon to be ex wife brags about this). PROBLEM: High $$ lawyers have many clients and just want to bill hours. My guy makes her lawyer do all the paperwork. Her lawyer never shows up to meetings. Her Daddy spends a fortune, pressures her to settle, nobody is giving the wife good advice. I DON’T ABIDE. I play hardball (she is still in rehab – see previous posts).

Now, she hasn’t seen the kids for a few months because of the abuse charges. So the inattentive high dollar lawyer and my pressure work to my advantage – I get house and everything in it. She gets what Daddy already took from my house and only about 20% of my take home in alimony for 7 years. I calculated that s~~~ before I agreed. I am actually saving more money by giving her 20% than what she spent/ cost here in my house. It adds up – $350 car payment, $150 car insurance, $250 a month health care!, her $400 a month “allowance”, her food, etc.

So, AT FIRST, she brags she is getting all this free $ and has an apartment and is a “free” woman – hear her f~~~ing roar. Then an immediate trip to the CC to shove “new lovers” in my face. First one is a Dr. 2nd a large business owner. 3rd a pilot (I do not kid – she said this). I tell her she is doing a good job at being a whore and please marry these guys right away so my alimony is done. “Waiting for the new boyfriend to be a Senator” (she hangs up).

Reality is different. She calls me because her identity was stolen. Teenage kids drop things like “mom’s new boyfriend is mean”, “mom has a bladder infection”, “mom quit Tinder because she was scared”. The ex-wife starts calling the Dude for ADVICE. F~~~-a-duck: she would never listen to me while married, but now she wants advice?

Let this s~~~ sink in like my White Russian – actually a Scotch – and the Dude will continue if there is interest in rolling a few more rounds.

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Kick ass Dude. Thanks, an enjoyable read and I’ll watch for more.

[GeraldParticipant 3620]

Keep abiding dude, appreciate the narrative.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

Great story and handled with class. You carry the dudes name well!

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

I like it.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

DUDE DO YOU HAVE TO USE SO MANY CUSE WORDS, I KNOW YOU DON’T , JUST ONE OF MY FAV LINES IN THE MOVIE, HELL SOUND LIKE YOU GOT THIS WELL IN HAND. RIGHT ON DUDE , SEE YOU AT THE SEMI’S

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[Author]

Posts