The Dude… Abides pt II

[TheDudeAbidesParticipant 117]

Hey man! Watch the beverage!

To carry on from my previous intro, here is the rest of the story…
Previously: /forums/topic/the-dude-abides/

Last time we saw the Dude, he dropped the now “separated” wife off at a hotel with her suitcase.

The Dude cannot emphasize enough that:

You MUST draw first blood; and possession really is 9/10th of the law.

If your woman is hinting “divorce” this means she has already talked it over (and been encouraged by) her Facebook “friends”. She may have already talked to a lawyer too.

The first one to kick the other out of the house and change the locks has the upper hand. DO NOT be a white knight. This is your home you paid and sweat for. Your kids will live in that home. KICK HER ASS OUT. Change the locks, pack a suitcase, give her a month of $ for living expenses and file and get a restraining order.
Divorce is SCORCHED EARTH my friends. She will do it to you. So don’t worry because you might look “mean”.
The important thing is to give her living expenses (if she doesn’t have a job) and her stuff. You got to look like a white knight to the court, otherwise it is

abandonment

and the court might bitch slap you bad.

So the ex was dropped off with $ at a hotel, having spent the night in jail for being drunk and hitting the kids. The Dude then made it a condition with the DA that we would not press charges if she went to rehab. Her agreeing to this is like an ADMISSION OF GUILT.

The next big thing the Dude figured out is to get a male lawyer that is in his early 30s and looking to expand a smallish practice. If you are in business, like the Dude, hire someone that is not mom-and-pop or not the “best” – but has experience. Someone that will work for you but is not desperate or impersonal. If the lawyer doesn’t want to play hardball right away or wants to have lots of meetings – move on. Women do not like stress and will cave early.

So we hit her with with full custody for the Dude until rehab is done, supervised visits for her, visits once a week, etc. She caved, accepted everything – strike first and they cannot function. The Dude’s advice is to keep rolling strikes while you can and do not let up! The Dude is Viking in origin 3rd gen Swedish). You have to go all cold on this or you will lose house, kids, money.

The next chapter: Father and Mother in Law arrive, they hire the “top” lawyers and want all of her “stuff”.
Let me know if you are interested then I will continue…

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Thanks.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[Anonymous 24]

Hey Dude. I just watched The Big Lebowski for like the 10th time last week. Being both a Libertarian and a Stoner, the Dude is somewhat a part of me and many friends I grew up with, and I also feel a kinship with the Nihilists to a small degree as well. Awesome movie.

Your story seems to be developing a little bit better though as you seem to have a handle on it all and are making some good decisions. So many men have been through so much worse. I look forward to more of it.

[Anonymous 18]

Do continue. Especially when she cries and tells you the laws are impartial and stacked against wommenz.

[HitmanParticipant]

hey dude…
my ex split with the kid almost 4 years ago..
i’m sitting in the house alone..
but not feeling lonely.
.
i stood my ground brother,
great advice !!!

[The SavedParticipant 101]

The Dude is awesome!

Please do continue with your story.

I can relate to your preemptive strike strategy and commend you for it. Whilst my own Exit Strategy didn’t involve a divorce or children, it was however all executed with FULL conviction and determination.

Everything I did was also kept to myself.

Give them an inch and…

"A man's feelings are inconvenient to a woman's needs".

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Dude, you got it. You have a heart of gold my brother.

Do continue, please with a cherry on top, finish the story

Peace brothers

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

IT IS GOOD TO KNOW THAT THE DUDE IS HERE , SADLY THO I DO MISS DONNY . AND ASKING HIM TO SHUT THE F~~~ UP.

The Dude: What’s in the f~~~in’ carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that’s Cynthia’s dog. I think it’s a Pomeranian. I can’t leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I’m watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the f~~~in’ Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a f~~~ing beer. He’s not taking your f~~~ing turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my f~~~in’ ex-wife asked me to take care of her f~~~in’ dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I’d tell her to go f~~~ herself.

DAMN STRIGHT!!!
ONE OF THE MANY BEST SEANS IN THE MOVIE . AND IS MY FAV MOVIE.

LOOKING FOREWARD TO FUTURE TALES FROM DUDER

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

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