Rape by… lying?

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

If you have to open with “Excuse me…” you probably have no business talking to the female at all. It’s obvious you’re just trying to pick someone up and are using a flimsy pretense to do it.

If you actually need a study partner, you should be organizing a study group with some people in your class smarter than you, not one hot chick. You think that chick thinks you want to study or f~~~? You ask the smart guy to study and he probably thinks you want a better grade in the class.

Females clearly are not as stupid as you expect or hope for them to be.

Here’s how you meet that chick in your class and actually have a real chance at f~~~ing her:

1) make sure you’re sitting within a few seats of her from time to time, but not right next to her.
2) mention to a guy near you that the mid-term is going to be hard and that someone should set up a study group.
3) next class ask two guys and two girls near her (but not her) if they’d be interested
4) discuss the plan with the group of people near her and set the time and place (someplace near your room)
5) just before you all go your separate ways, say to her and the person sitting next to her “You guys want to get in on this? We’ll probably order pizza or something.” As though you need a few more people to chip in for the food
6) if she’s in, you now have a chance to hang out as a group and let her see your natural leadership and sense of humor.
7) stay focused on the studying then order pizza and hey, someone brought some beer (don’t forget to set that up)
8) study group turns into party and you’re throwing it
9) now you’re socializing and you don’t have to walk up to her on the quad and say “Excuse me…” like a chump.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Stargazer wrote:

If you have to open with “Excuse me…” you probably have no business talking to the female at all.

So I should have said: “Bitch, where’s the f~~~ing freight elevator?”

It’s obvious you’re just trying to pick someone up and are using a flimsy pretense to do it.

I honestly can’t tell if you’re trying to be sarcastic or not.  What I was actually trying to do was move an ancient vax mainframe from the basement to the loading dock.  Sex can be good on occasion (though probably not with the particular fugly in question), but it can’t compare with the pleasure of not lifting giant stone age technology up two flights of stairs with a 180° turn in the middle.

not one hot chick.

The not-hot ones are more likely to use the boyfriend excuse, especially when it’s completely inapplicable.  And again, I’ve never heard it when it was applicable.

Here’s how you meet that chick in your class and actually have a real chance at f~~~ing her:

As if f~~~ing a college girl wasn’t the equivalent of dangling your career over a meat grinder.

[Anonymous 11]

Back when I was college I was literally right in the middle of the act of banging a redhead, and she busts out with “What about my boyfriend? A little too late there cupcake. Is that rape????

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

As you said Doc F.
Women ignore a vast majority of the male population and then bitch about ” where have all the good men gone” . It’s like they’re sitting at the top of a tower made with dicks, looking at the horizon for prince charming. F~~~ this

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Stargazer wrote:

If you have to open with “Excuse me…” you probably have no business talking to the female at all. It’s obvious you’re just trying to pick someone up and are using a flimsy pretense to do it.

Doc… are we cranky today? I don’t recall anyone trying to “pick-up” anyone. It is possible to be polite and ask a woman a question without trying to get in her pants. I will admit it was a nice set up you laid out to “get the girl”, but that’s not what this is about. I might be wrong, but the topic is deceit and rape, which devolved into women lying about having boyfriends because they think everyone is trying to f~~~ them.

I could be wrong, if I am someone please tell me….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Mango Ingaway wrote:

Women ignore a vast majority of the male population and then bitch about ” where have all the good men gone” .

And when one does intrude on their reverie, they immediately assume it’s in some way related to their vagina, as if the entire universe has nothing better to do than orbit some imaginary gravitational attraction of their c~~~s.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

sidecar wrote:

Mango Ingaway wrote:

Women ignore a vast majority of the male population and then bitch about ” where have all the good men gone” .

And when one does intrude on their reverie, they immediately assume it’s in some way related to their vagina, as if the entire universe has nothing better to do than orbit some imaginary gravitational attraction of their c~~~s.

If the importance women give to their vaginas was transferred into matter, this s~~~ would have more gravitational pull than Earth and Jupiter combined.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Sidecar: I don’t know about your personal experience, I was talking about the kind of douchery represented in that video that was linked in this thread. If you’re carrying a heavy box and try to ask someone for directions and they scream rape and mace you, then yes… your only option is just to never speak to a female again. But if you’re walking up to random females on campus asking if you can “study alone in my room” you’re being a dick and you’re a desperate pussy begging loser blaming females for your s~~~ty interpersonal skills. You can wear whichever shoe fits.

Smittybilt: I’m not usually the cranky type but I do get tired of people blaming other people for their s~~~ty hookup strategies not working out. Look, I’m all for getting laid but I’m not about blaming the atmospheric conditions or the target itself for my inability to properly release the ordinance and penetrate the bunker, savvy?

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

sidecar wrote:

And when one does intrude on their reverie, they immediately assume it’s in some way related to their vagina, as if the entire universe has nothing better to do than orbit some imaginary gravitational attraction of their c~~~s.

Let’s be honest with ourselves… is this not, in fact, essentially true? If you were on the street looking for assistance, directions, information or any other kind of logical, useful or practical aid and you had the choice between a construction worker, an elderly man and a hot young beach bunny, why would you ever go to the beach bunny except that she’s physically attractive and you want a chance to take a shot at her?

Eventually you’ll realize that superficially attractive females offer no practical value EXCEPT for vagina… so for a wise man, the only reason to choose to approach such a female is FOR VAGINA. They already know that’s all they’re worth so no foul on them for being aware of that when dealing with us.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Smitty the Great One wrote:

I don’t recall anyone trying to “pick-up” anyone.

Am I in the wrong thread? (that’s entirely possible…) I thought this was the thread where someone posted the video of the guy “calling the woman out” about lying about having a boyfriend to brush him off and then everyone was saying how females lie when we talk to them.

Whatever thread that was in, that was what I was talking about. Sorry if I was mistaken or stepped on anyone’s toes.

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Stargazer wrote:

Am I in the wrong thread?

I have no idea, but I asked first….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Anonymous 11]

Stargazer wrote:

Am I in the wrong thread?

Women and lying is a free for all so anything goes.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Stargazer wrote:

I was talking about the kind of douchery represented in that video that was linked in this thread.

Yeah, but the part of that video that’s relevant to this thread is the woman lying in regards to relationships, not really the douchery that prompted her to lie.  The point of including the video is that if women are going to try and call lying to them “rape”, then it’s pure glass houses because women lie about s~~~ all the damn time to get into or out of sex themselves.

If you’re carrying a heavy box and try to ask someone for directions and they scream rape and mace you, then yes… your only option is just to never speak to a female again.

Here’s the full tale.  We needed someplace to put the new cluster racks.  Somewhere with space, power, and air conditioning where we could pull a robust network connection.  Someone had the bright idea of using the place then occupied by the ancient VAX mainframe that the college used to run off back in the dark ages.  Nobody used it any more, but nobody also seemed to know where it was physically located either.  We had its network address, but that’s it.  I finally managed to find it in the basement of the admin building that used to be the old engineering offices by working my way back through the routers and finally following the fattest network cable you have ever seen as it wended it’s way above the ceiling tiles.  The thing was enormous.  Getting rid of it would leave plenty of space for the new racks.  However there was no way in hell to get it up the stairs, and the building predated the disability act so there was no elevator either.  I have no clue how they got it down there in the first place.  Fortunately there was a tunnel leading from the basement of the admin building to the basement of the new library tower, and the library tower had a freight elevator somewhere.  If we could find that elevator we could roll the thing through the tunnel, up and out easily.

So that’s the situation when I walked into the library and up to this girl who was sitting at the table under the big sign saying “Information” only to be “informed” of her relationship status before even being able to ask my question.  It was probably the most surreal moment of the whole strange adventure.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, we eventually did find the elevator, but not from her.  To this day I still don’t know what the hell she was doing sitting at the information table.  I think the old VAX was donated to a community college or a museum or something, which probably wouldn’t have been possible if we’d resorted to taking it out in pieces using a chainsaw (though that might have been more fun).

But if you’re walking up to random females on campus asking if you can “study alone in my room” you’re being a dick and you’re a desperate pussy begging loser blaming females for your s~~~ty interpersonal skills.

Nobody is saying that.  All I’m saying is that males do, in fact, occasionally want to actually study with women for the purpose of getting better grades.  Even if the girl is outwardly attractive.  This is more the case now than ever before in this modern world of false rape accusations and “yes means yes” dumbassery.  In fact I would go so far as to say the only reason a reasonably intelligent, sensible man on campus would approach a women these days is for entirely academic purposes.   This is probably especially true with some of the modern mandatory liberal arts required classes I’ve heard about that have bulls~~~ “collective grading”.  Everyone n the class gets the same grade.  I know if I were in a class like that I would definitely want to study with the airhead bimbos, if only to try to keep them from collectively dragging down my own grade.

I don’t know where you got the “alone in my room” bit from.

Let’s be honest with ourselves… is this not, in fact, essentially true?

Actually it isn’t.  But that is an assumption that even unattractive women make about themselves.

If you were on the street looking for assistance, directions, information or any other kind of logical, useful or practical aid and you had the choice between a construction worker, an elderly man and a hot young beach bunny, why would you ever go to the beach bunny except that she’s physically attractive and you want a chance to take a shot at her?

Maybe she looks like she has a map.  Or looks like she lives in the area.  The construction worker is only working there.  He knows how to get from his home to the job site and probably little else about the area.  And you are more likely to get a long, rambling tale about “the war” or “them durn kids” or like my own VAX Saga above from an elderly man than actual directions.  He might be able to tell you where a sandwich shop was that closed back in the 60s, but not the location of the nearest Subway.

Or take the example of needing someone to take your picture in front of some monument or whatever.  The construction worker is already busy.  You’d have to spend 15 minutes explaining how to use your camera to the old man and pray that the autofocus works.  So again the beach bunny is the only logical choice.

Believe it or not, men do often interact with women with absolutely no ulterior motives, sexual or otherwise.  As MGTOW we of all people should know this.  A lot of women don’t understand this and assume that all men only ever want to get up their skirts, but what the hell do they know?

[Anonymous 11]

@sidecar:

I once dealt with a wench who decided to place two servers and all networking equipment in a f~~~ing basement located directly under the drain plumbing for her entire office because it did not fit her idea of decor. I told her not to do this, but she overrode me. I was told I was being paranoid.

Well, 1.5 meters of raw f~~~ing sewage later kind of proved me right. No data loss, but that c~~~ really p~~~ed me off by overriding me. She was not the one working 36 hour days to keep her office running and f~~~ing bitched about it the whole damn time.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

@chauvinistpig:
I once had one demand the passwords to the database only to immediately delete all the indexes because “We don’t treat our customers like they’re numbers.” It’s amazing how a highly relational database becomes just a bunch of random text once you nuke the relational part. Guess who hadn’t been bothering to swap out the backup tapes either even though she was the one who insisted that job was too important to leave to anyone but herself?

Still, a meter and a half of raw sewage probably wins.  That’s just horrible.  Thank your stars you had backups.

As far as the VAX in the basement goes, it was probably the best place back in the 70s or 80s when the building was part of the engineering department. The thing managed to hum along down there trouble free long enough that people forgot where it was.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

How do you nuke a DB by deleting the indexes? That would make the DB very slow, even in some cases kill integrity, but wouldn’t kill the data. I can see killing the meta data that explains the locations and formats of things.

[RennieParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

@ChauvinistPig: I once had one demand the passwords to the database only to immediately delete all the indexes because “We don’t treat our customers like they’re numbers.” It’s amazing how a highly relational database becomes just a bunch of random text once you nuke the relational part. Guess who hadn’t been bothering to swap out the backup tapes either even though she was the one who insisted that job was too important to leave to anyone but herself? Still, a meter and a half of raw sewage probably wins. That’s just horrible. Thank your stars you had backups. As far as the VAX in the basement goes, it was probably the best place back in the 70s or 80s when the building was part of the engineering department. The thing managed to hum along down there trouble free long enough that people forgot where it was.

VAX’es have legendary reliability, even now people are running them as hobbyist machines. I once heard a story about a Netware server that was forgotten for years, someone went looking for it and couldn’t find it, eventually finding that it had been entombed inside a wall during renovations.

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

immediately delete all the indexes because “We don’t treat our customers like they’re numbers.”

LMBO!!!!! One should never bother with backups either as that is what RAID is for. /sarc

Another stupid thing I’ve seen is running 5000 watts of equipment in a broom closet with no AC despite my repeated warnings. A skinflint man made this decision yet his office right next door was the damn Arctic. Finally at a 110F server closet temp in the middle of August in the deep South all hell let loose. He would not spend $1500 to run the AC to the server closet.

At least engineers how to do what it right. Sales people in charge are the worst. They’ll blow 5K on dinners, but God forbid they spend anything on making things run reliably. I once had these guys blow 15K on microwave wireless equipment to connect two sites to avoid spending a monthly fee for a real data line. I calculated the mast height they would need to get a signal and advised them it was against FAA regulations to have a mast that high near an airport runway approach. They bought the s~~~ anyway as what would someone with an amateur radio licence know about this subject. My calculated height came w/in 10 feet, and they could not put the masts up either due to FAA regulations. 15K worth of junk in a closet, and they did not bat an eye.

They think they’re saving money, but I make more off of their attempts to save money cleaning up after their messes than if they would have paid me to do it right the first time. I do have one client that actually follows what I recommend though.

To keep with the lying content of this thread, all of these fools lied to justify their preconceived notions just like women.

@pascal: Most DB indexes serve as the primary key as they are unique identifiers. This is very important for SQL queries to be efficient as well as optimization maintenance procedures.

@rennie: People want reliability w/o paying for it. You can’t have both. I recently migrated a grey box server that corrupted a RAID stripe after a failed drive and blew up the entire Exchange information store. The sales guy who sold them the prior server was using full Dell and HP new retail prices to push this crap. I got them a 6 month old Dell for less than they paid for the grey box with a 3 year warranty.

Tomorrow, I go to make it a boat anchor.

[AlmostNiceGuyParticipant 210]

Best thing to do is to just not go there. Maybe a prostitute, and if so better sooner than later because they will also jump into this bandwagon straight to hell. Interestingly enough a friend of mine approached a chick at the bar, because me and another friend asked him to. We asked him to ask for the time, we knew this bitch was a ticking time bomb.

“Hey, Do…”

“Sorry, I have a boyfriend!”

“Hell I was just asking for the time. Sad though, he could for better for a nickel an hour”

We pretty much had to evacuate the bar because of all of the manginas and bimbos who wouldn’t stop screaming and threatening him. Good times.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

@pascal<span style=”font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;”>: Most DB indexes serve as the primary key as they are unique identifiers. This is very important for SQL queries to be efficient as well as optimization maintenance procedures.</span>

I was pondering this and thought that might be it. If the primary key holds important information about where the data is, then fine. However you didn’t explain how the index holds the data together. Nuking the primary key shouldn’t destroy the data, just make it slow and remove the assurance the PK is unique.

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