P~~~ed Off Chicks

[chirParticipant]

When I was workin at a BK long time ago like 30 years. (damn Im old) It was late I was tired and some smartass asked for a “refurbished” or in his case “scratch and dent” whopper. I said “Give me a minute and I will run to the bathroom with a bun to catch the next “scratch and dent” whopper that falls out.” His mouth hung open an then he laughed with a “well played, well played”. Woman behind him took her kids and left. No humor these females.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Jesus.

F~~~ing…

Christ……

I LOVE you guys!

I don’t give a f~~~ if you agree or disagree with me. You guys are always amazing! This is why I come here.

CP – thank you for your input!

And to all the f~~~ing “assholes” who disagreed with me =D – F~~~…ALL….OF YOU!…SUCK MY C~~~ PRICKS! =D….

HAHAHHAHA!

Totally…

kidding….

That was a joke!

You guys are fantastic!

I simply cant imagine living life as a conventional/cookie cutter person. How F~~~ING boring would that be?

Life must be lived with moxie, passion, and flare.

Good night you silly f~~~ers and-

F~~~.

YOU…..

ALL………….

=D…………………..

Thank You,

Mr. Autistic…………………

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 54]

Thats why I like you!!! Hahah

[AttonParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I think you might be Autistic.

Never underestimate the power of autism.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[bstoffParticipant 4880]

I thought the “refurbished cheeseburger” bit was hilarious. She might have been having a bad day and wasn’t welcoming comedy that day.
The other crack about having the opposite of what she recommended was just not cool. I’ve caught some heat from a girlfriend for stuff like that myself. It comes off as hostility, especially to a woman who has given you a recommendation that you asked for.
Sometimes women and also men are good targets for wit and sometimes you might as well shut up and hold it in.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

someone has a pretty rubbish job and some moron starts trying to be funny at their expense. If I was them I would be p~~~ed at you too

that kind of attitude will make you mr unpopular in the long run with everyone

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Here’s thing with humor. If the other person isn’t laughing or cracking a smile, then what has your comment actually accomplished? Really think about it. If a comedian funny if he says a joke and no one ever laughs is he still funny?

Your type of humor makes people uncomfortable. Your plan is to leave a situation laughing while the other person feels awkward, regardless of their gender. Then you make fun of people’s mistakes, as if you never make any.

Im with pheonix on this one.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Me, I worked hard in this world, never got a free ride. I don’t like being f~~~ed with while working, and I don’t f~~~ with other people who are trying to work.

F~~~ing with people is one thing but don’t f~~~ with them while they’re at work. Assume that they’re there because they have to be, not because they want to be. I suspect that most of those who say that they love their job are either lying or they have a subordinate who’s actually doing their job for them…

[narwhalParticipant]

Eh, I can see it as funny, but the problem is that your audience doesn’t know you. You’re talking about waitresses that get hit on a lot and or demeaned by their customers. The waitress has no idea what your actual intention is.

I’m personally fine with that kind of humor, but I don’t use it on people that don’t me well enough to know what my angle is, nor do I appreciate it from people who don’t know me well enough. At the very least, I would make myself the target of humor, to demonstrate how it works with me, before I make someone else the target.

I probably would be annoyed if I were your target, but at the same time, a little annoyed that I’m not as bold as you are. Not giving a s~~~ about what people think of your comments…having no filter…can be good or bad, depending on the situation.

I also agree that women often don’t get humor. I have coworker that think it’s funny when she threatens to throw her drink on you or use her heels as a weapon. At the same time, she doesn’t seem to get self-deprecating humor. I actually had this conversation at a meeting a couple weeks ago.

You called this meeting, do you have an agenda?
I thought about putting one together last night, then decided I didn’t want to bother.
How can you even say that out loud!

My boss, boss’s boss, and boss’s boss’s boss were all in the meeting and thought it was funny.

Ok. Then do it.

[Anonymous 0]

I’ve always wanted to do this. It just might p~~~ off some chics.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

#1 was awesome! I’d never be able to pull off something like that; its just not in my programming.

Here’s the thing; assholes get their pleasure from demeaning people, its their life-force.

I’ve met a lot of assholes, and have been p~~~ed off by them multiple times. But once you know how they operate, you can’t stay offended at them for too long.

Who gives a f~~~ anyway? And I work as a waiter.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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