P~~~ed Off Chicks

[Anonymous 11]

Eyeswideopen wrote:

I just don’t get the point of being confrontational/standoffish in such simple interactions

If you play it right, it can be a great ice breaker with strangers. I do offend about 2% of the population from my experience over the years. The other 98% think it’s hilarious.

You definitely never do it before your food is served unless you already know they are cool with it.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Phoenix wrote: “An Autistic is someone that genuinely doesn’t understand why their words aren’t taken in a positive light, and doesn’t understand what is proper speech in social settings. They have no idea how to read emotions and how to understand how other people will react.

You don’t understand why what you said wasn’t taken as a “joke” and that people didn’t like it. That’s textbook Autism.

You should see a professional, but instead of doing that you’ll make excuses and laugh about “being an asshole”. ”

I think what you did was hilarious–I myself hold the record for the longest vehicle Parcheesi in history. (1988-Interstate 20) So I can relate. As someone with Asperger I can tell you the the first two statements by Phoenix are correct—however then he comes off the rails. You see we don’t CARE or give a f~~~ what speech is proper in a social setting—the only therapist/professional help you need is a fifth of bourbon!

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

My default setting is asshole. I choose who I let it out on though. Im not an asshole to everyone. Self entitled c~~~s for sure get as much asshole horse s~~~ treatment as I can dish out. It’s fun for me then as I love p~~~ing off those special types of c~~~s.

I would laugh at your sense of humor. I say keep it up.

Back off Barbie!

[Anonymous 54]

I hope you left a decent tip.

[Anonymous 54]

F~~~ing with chicks in the pup is one thing..
You are there as drunken eqaul.

F~~~ing with tje Barmaid or waitresses is being a bully.
Their job is at stake.

So to anwser your questiin, yes I think yoour an asshole.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

I don’t know about them, but I was rolling at Refurbished Cheeseburger. I’m glad I wasn’t around because I probably would’ve fell off my chair laughing at that one.

Well, I put myself into both of those situations and I personally didn’t see it. Then again, I can take a joke or two at my expense. Not like you’re standing around trying to disrespect them all night or being some sort of nuisance on purpose. I’m sure you know by now that some people simply can’t take a joke.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Anonymous 54]

There is a difference between being funny enough to fill an 1800 seat theater and

Makeing fun of a captive audience, at there expense.

There is an art to being able to poke fun of some one, and get them to laugh too.

I never heard anyone call Don Rickles an asshole.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Welcome back AW.
The thing about p~~~ed off chicks, is it is a perpetual state of being for them, regardless of intent everyone comes across as an asshole to them (except themselves).

Did you actually say “refurbished cheeseburger” or “refurbished burger”?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

I agree, the one who wrote the first post is probably autistic, and he is probably not even aware or even cares about what his actions has done to those ladies who were just trying to do their jobs. I guess those ladies do not find him funny because they do not have his sort of unique sense of humor.

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Ha-ha, funny post. It’s too hard to judge based on a written description: atmosphere, context, tone of voice, and nonverbal cues all play a huge role into whether blatantly choosing the opposite of your waitress’s recommendation is funny or not.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Anonymous wrote:

F~~~ing with chicks in the pup is one thing..
You are there as drunken eqaul.

F~~~ing with tje Barmaid or waitresses is being a bully.
Their job is at stake.

So to anwser your questiin, yes I think yoour an asshole.

In my response above, I made the assumption that the OP was being serious and not funny/sarcastic. Very hard to tell with a post.

This is what I was getting at when I made my statements above. She’s employed, and doing her job – giving her the benefit of the doubt she is not a system surfer. Old Sage just cut to the quick more effectively then I did.

Anonymous wrote:

Eyeswideopen wrote:

I just don’t get the point of being confrontational/standoffish in such simple interactions

If you play it right, it can be a great ice breaker with strangers. I do offend about 2% of the population from my experience over the years. The other 98% think it’s hilarious.

You definitely never do it before your food is served unless you already know they are cool with it.

If the OP was being sarcastic for comic effect, to break the ice, or try and pick her up then CP is correct- I may have missed that in my initial read.

If that was his goal, backhanded compliments are great to get 20 somethings in the sack. Like you stated, one need to gauge the audience and don’t do it until your meal is on the table.

I’m not great at sarcasm, but I have a very dark sense of humour.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Anonymous 54]

Humor is difficult.

But in the end,

You either got a laugh, or you didnt.

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

Humor is when you laugh anyway but that s~~~ is f~~~ing funny. It’s not her cheeseburger, likely not even coming out of her check. I’d just serve you a crooked ass cheeseburger with some dirt on the side, fish that thing right out of the garbage and charge you full price and expect a tip for out-smarting the smart-ass.

"Listen to all, Follow none"

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

I agree, the one who wrote the first post is probably autistic, and he is probably not even aware or even cares about what his actions has done to those ladies who were just trying to do their jobs. I guess those ladies do not find him funny because they do not have his sort of unique sense of humor.

I apologize if I offended some people with what I have said. There was a poster guy here named Jan who claimed to be aspergers(which is a form of autism) and after reading his posts for many months. I then in detail finally read on what aspergers was, and then I realized that I probably have a mild form of aspergers myself. I even made a thread or two on my discovery like just last year. But the thing is that just because you know one asperger, it doesn’t mean that you know them all, and that I am probably one of the most compassionate people that you guys have ever met, because I worked on myself to become one for so many years to the point that it has become a part of me.

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

I agree, the one who wrote the first post is probably autistic, and he is probably not even aware or even cares about what his actions has done to those ladies who were just trying to do their jobs. I guess those ladies do not find him funny because they do not have his sort of unique sense of humor.

I apologize if I offended some people with what I have said. There was a poster guy here named Jan who claimed to be aspergers(which is a form of autism) and after reading his posts for many months. I then in detail finally read on what aspergers was, and then I realized that I probably have a mild form of aspergers myself. I even made a thread or two on my discovery like just last year. But the thing is that just because you know one asperger, it doesn’t mean that you know them all, and that I am probably one of the most compassionate people that you guys have ever met, because I worked on myself to become one for so many years to the point that it has become a part of me.

Men give each other s~~~ and don’t mean it. Women give each other compliments and don’t mean it.

"Listen to all, Follow none"

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Perhaps I’m wrong but I think the female (sub) species can’t handle wit and sarcasm for a myriad of reasons, one of which being that it pulls the pedestal from under their asses.

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Anyway, am I just an asshole or is it a chick thing?

Real “wit” is a man thing.

Men, on the whole, are a race of funny mans. We joke and are good at joking because it makes us feel good. It makes everyone feel good. Laughing is for pleasure. But just like half of an Oreo cookie, there is a dark side to comedy: sarcasm.

Women flaunt it and they are also bad at it.

Men wield sarcasm with extreme prejudice. Lining up a battalion of facts to decimate their opponents’ defenses and bulls~~~ and then toppling their Saddam like statue of dignity with a cutting sarcastic remark.

Women do not.

Women handling sarcasm is like a viking charging into battle with a giant salami. Dumb and embarassing.

One of the biggest problems with women and sarcasm is they use it too much. Men know that sarcasm overuse makes one look simple and petulant, but women seem to have no problem with that. That’s because women enjoy looking ill-tempered and brackish. They think it empowers them and makes them look interesting when they actually have nothing to offer, and they aren’t very interesting at all. That’s why they’re sarcastic as often as f~~~ing possible.

I have seen women wear a t-shirt (and cap) with something about “sarcasm” on it, but they don’t really mean “sarcasm”. They are SNIDE. There’s a difference.

It’s not “you”. You don’t even need to cut, jab or be hurtful, you can just ELEVATE YOURSELF to a level that isn’t below “scumbag” or “asshole” a woman will have a problem with it. Just being self-assured and confident p~~~es women off.

You’ve heard them say it:

“I really like a guy who’s CONFIDENT”.
“Confidence is a big turn on”.

No it’s not. On the surface, they appear to hate a confident & self-assured man.
And then they say:

“Well there’s a difference between confidence and arrogance”.

And now she thinks she gets to draw that line for you. She doesn’t even know that difference. So women don’t get to draw that line between a man’s confidence and arrogance – because there are laws and rules that make sure he will pay for that mistake himself.

She can drop the chalk and back away.
There are no such restraints to make sure an over-blown female ego doesn’t get carried away.

The female ego is so outrageous that any female non-worship puts you in the “asshole” category, and the reaction is just as if you treated her badly. The reaction will range from mild shock to all-out full-blown RAGE and hysteria.

Prime Example:

Ancientwisdom wrote:

They aren’t being treated and related to in a fashion which makes them the prize and they don’t know how to deal with it.

There’s something women seem to forget about “the pedestal”.

Men put women on that pedestal — >> and men can take them OFF.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

I agree, the one who wrote the first post is probably autistic, and he is probably not even aware or even cares about what his actions has done to those ladies who were just trying to do their jobs. I guess those ladies do not find him funny because they do not have his sort of unique sense of humor.

I apologize if I offended some people with what I have said. There was a poster guy here named Jan who claimed to be aspergers(which is a form of autism) and after reading his posts for many months. I then in detail finally read on what aspergers was, and then I realized that I probably have a mild form of aspergers myself. I even made a thread or two on my discovery like just last year. But the thing is that just because you know one asperger, it doesn’t mean that you know them all, and that I am probably one of the most compassionate people that you guys have ever met, because I worked on myself to become one for so many years to the point that it has become a part of me.

Aspergers people don’t lack compassion per se; it is more a matter of they don’t recognize when they need to show it, or how to show it. It is not a lack-of-emotions issue, it is a communications issue. (both sending and receiving)

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Anyway, am I just an asshole or is it a chick thing? And please don’t butter this up just because were all dudes. I know some people don’t like/get sarcasm or dry humor, which is fine ‘n dandy, but I find it’s almost ALWAYS females who get p~~~ed.

Thoughts?

I thought both were funny as hell, but then I as I have outgrown Aspergers and gotten much better at “emotional quotient” I’ve also become more of a dick, because as I understand emotions and emotional communication more, the more I think sociopaths are onto something and that emotions are pathetic.

I almost feel guilty about having a gf who fawns all over me and tells me she loves me, when I feel absolutely nothing, and I just tell her I do too. It is like Plato’s Allegory of the Cave: if I tell her I love her and she thinks and senses that I do, then does it really matter that I don’t.

But it is only guilt in an abstract sense and not an emotion. Understanding women, makes it pretty much impossible to love them. The irony is that she knows how cynical, pessimistic and nihilistic I am, and yet possesses enough of the female solipsism and egocentricism to think those aspects of my personality do not apply to any feelings I have for her.

Other men who don’t understand women (and I’m probably one of the few Aspergers that has figured out women), would classify my gf as a NAWALT, because she pays for half our dates, actually does stuff that is useful to help me and seems to accept that I don’t want to ever remarry. Bu then there is “solipsism and egocentricism”: she likes to tell me how “this relationship is different that with my ex” but doesn’t realize that my cynicism about relationships might apply to her.

Everyone, even many man (especially men who believe in NAWALT unicorns), like to think they are the exception.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 54]

The guy asked, so I anwsered.

I have autistic freinds.I give strait up anwsers about expaining peoples reactions to them.

[Anonymous 54]

So, was the objective to get a laugh?

Or p~~~ some chick off?

Going by the tittle thread, thats the impression I got.

But if not,

If you are Autistice, remember humor is about manipulateing emotions.
Not your strong suite.

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