Operation: Take Down Crazy Cat Lady

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

It might also be possible to get canid pheremones, too. Discretely spray them all over the cat colony location. When the male coyotes show up looking for a bitch in heat, they might settle for eating some pussy while they wait.

You had me splitting a gut over this one. Pretty damn viciously effective too.

The city does have a problem with feral dogs so maybe one could have hit me last night though that’s primarily in a different section. The rain distorted the print so canid is the only thing I could be positive about. This entry was much more powerful than a prior known fox attack.

I will tell you one thing. Do not ever underestimate the power of even a domestic cat. It’d take a coyote at a minimum to take one down. Coy Wolfs(Coyote/Wolf/Dog) tend to be larger.

I just want to make sure I do it legally. As for recon, well, anything goes.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

STORM wrote:

Just think if you were rich and could purchase some really tall metal made fences around your entire property.

It has to be a fairly substantial fence to keep coyotes out. Those bastards can dig, so the fence needs to be buried more than a foot into the ground with a buried metal apron running another two feet outwards underground. They can also climb, especially chain link fences. I’ve seen some people install rolling rods at the top of their fences to keep the coyotes out, but I don’t know how well that works. I wouldn’t put it past the little f~~~ers to have a plasma torch handy.

Anonymous wrote:

I’m bringing remaining hen inside the house in a carrier for the night. I’ll have my game cam deployed watching the coup.

Be prepared to keep that up for a while. Coyotes have very good memories for places they’ve fed once. They’ll definitely come back for seconds in the next day or two. But they could also come back randomly for months.

They are not super numerous though here.

They might be uncommon, especially if you have larger predators like cougar or wolves in the region, but the thing about coyotes is you always have more of them around than you think. I can hear dozens, if not hundreds, of them around here at night but can count the number of times I’ve actually seen one on one hand.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6411]

Anonymous wrote:

I know she can only live in one of 6 houses in the low area of my neighborhood.

It should be possible to determine which of the six houses it is by that distinct odor during a light to moderate breeze .. especially after rain and in hot and humid weather. If those 28 cats are in dirt under a building .. they will be using part of that indoor area .. or also possibly along an outside wall as natural litter box and the odor will be unmistakable. They do often seem to use a common area so it should really wreak when damp and humid. I don’t know how close you will be getting to each individual structure, but if you can get downwind from each one separately and face upwind within about 50 feet; you probably will be able to zero in during one or two evenings depending on weather conditions. Once you have them narrowed down .. then I’d definitely use the flashlight technique for final determination because cats eyes are really easy to spot after dark as they stare intensely at any object that attracts their attention. That would mean getting closer to the foundation to see underneath but it would verify which house .. I can see feral cats bright eye reflections sometimes watching me at night clear down my driveway at probably a hundred yards or so with a small but decent LED flashlight.

[Anonymous 11]

My aunt out in Cali tells me you can’t have anything due to those Coyotes. If you want to keep it, it never leaves the house.

Luckily, I’ve got a good bird connection so I can replace her PDQ. I do know that I don’t see nearly as many songbirds now that this feral infestation is here, and I really liked my Cardinals. I had three kittens born in the bushes in my neighbor’s yard right by my kitchen window. That mother probably went back to the colony with them. The spraying on the car cover really gets me. I was looking at some decent .22 pellet guns at Whalemart for around $100 just thinking about it too.

I know one fishing guide who’s seen a Cougar and another friend who is game savvy hear one growl at him in the same area.

You just know this thread is p~~~ing some cat lovers off big time. I own a cat, and I don’t want her being exposed to diseases which is my biggest worry about these infectious vermin plus I kind of like my wild birds and Green Anoles too.

If you keep cat colonies and happen to stumble upon this, please for the sake of all involved both man and beast quit maintaining them.

hmskl’d wrote:

especially after rain and in hot and humid weather.

Thanks, peak season for that kind of weather!!!

We all know who is more predisposed to maintaining cat colonies. WOMYN! Why?????

[experiencedParticipant]

Maybe dial *67 and call every animal control place out of state.
Hang up on the females, but chat with the pro’s who are sick and tired of this s~~~. Chances are it has bugged them and they’ll have some imaginative solutions.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

Anonymous wrote:

They come to my house and p~~~ on my convertible. I could make a bait station coated with a UV fluorescent chemical to coat their fur. I then ride past and illuminate these houses with a UV LED flashlight at night maybe I could quickly get lucky. Cats love to rub on things. UV marker doped cat nip???

I did a quick search 5 minutes search on the subject . Apparently B2 vitamin ( riboflavin ) it’s not stored in the body, so urine is actually pretty heavy on that substance, scpeaclly if your diet is based upon milk , beef liver or lamb. Also riboflavin is fluorescent under UV. Seems like a sure bet.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[HitmanParticipant]

Idea.
Make a dozen flyers for computer service. .phone number can be wrong.
Go door to door delivering them to the 6 houses. .
The one that reeks is it..

[Anonymous 4]

@chauvinistpig

While I was sunbathing at the pool today an old lady comes rolling up with a Cat in a mesh stroller. She came up to me like I’d be interested talking to the damn thing like a child, “oh, let’s go say hello to our neighbor” Wahaha, I immediately thought of your thread! Turned out she was “babysitting” the cat for her deranged daughter who bought a stroller for the damn thing in the first place. I’m unreal blessed to be in my position where the that’s the most dramatic thing that happens in a day. MGTOW is the wave!

[UnicronParticipant 752]

Disappear one of the s~~~ rats and wait for Cat c~~~ to plaster the neighbourhood in reward flyers which will have her address and/or phone number.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

[Anonymous 11]

Unicron wrote:

Disappear one of the s~~~ rats

That is so tempting. Throw the f~~~er in the river in a brick weighted croaker(burlap) sack just like my grandfather used to do.

Cat in a stroller. There’s no way I’ll even go there. Wacko!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

We all know who is more predisposed to maintaining cat colonies. WOMYN! Why?????

Toxoplasma gondii.

Men infected with it become paranoid. Women become crazy cat ladies.

It’s spread in cat feces. Cats catch it from eating infected rodents, so indoor cats in rat free homes are safe, but outdoor cat colonies become toxoplasma incubators. Yet another reason to get rid of cat colonies.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

you shouldn’t have any trouble finding out which house it is. 2 cats cause trouble for each other. 28? Ain’t NO way that place stays quiet at night. She’s probably lost her grip on sanity by now, so be careful if she attacks. The whole hive might bum rush you.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

sidecar wrote:

ChauvinistPig wrote:

We all know who is more predisposed to maintaining cat colonies. WOMYN! Why?????

Toxoplasma gondii.

Men infected with it become paranoid. Women become crazy cat ladies.

It’s spread in cat feces. Cats catch it from eating infected rodents, so indoor cats in rat free homes are safe, but outdoor cat colonies become toxoplasma incubators. Yet another reason to get rid of cat colonies.

News Article on efffects of Toxoplasmosis on Human Behaviour
Jaroslav’s Paper on the subject

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

Toxoplasma gondii.

Women don’t care. They have to make themselves feel emotions by allowing these colonies to exist. I’ve seen groups of 3 or 4 sneaking into the wood to feed them. All laden with cat food. You don’t want get TG. Now I know why they are doing it. The parasite is controlling them to get to the cats.

@DR: I’ve got a Hive connection who I’ve known for 45 years. If there’s any gossip, she’ll have heard it. If not, she won’t like it either. She lives one lot behind me and two over on the same road as the cat colony.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Anonymous wrote:

Get a rabid hungry feral dog from a kennel and release him near the suspected house at night.

Problem with that is that once he’s released, he might run amok and end up attacking people that he doesn’t need to.

If you call animal control C-Pig, just make sure that you do it tactfully. I wouldn’t recommend making threats or shouting at her the next time you see her, “Your pets are out of control, one more run-around and I’m calling someone!” The last thing you’d want is a crazy cat lady hungering for your blood if she suspected that you were the one who dobbed her in.

You probably wouldn’t do that anyway, but if the cats are p~~~ing on your car and overrunning the neighbourhood, the temptation to put the fear of God into her might strengthen.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

Constantine wrote:

JoeBauers wrote:

Get a rabid hungry feral dog from a kennel and release him near the suspected house at night.

Problem with that is that once he’s released, he might run amok and end up attacking people that he doesn’t need to.

If you call animal control C-Pig, just make sure that you do it tactfully. I wouldn’t recommend making threats or shouting at her the next time you see her, “Your pets are out of control, one more run-around and I’m calling someone!” The last thing you’d want is a crazy cat lady hungering for your blood if she suspected that you were the one who dobbed her in.

You probably wouldn’t do that anyway, but if the cats are p~~~ing on your car and overrunning the neighbourhood, the temptation to put the fear of God into her might strengthen.

I believe the posibility of health risk to the owner related to animal diseases like toxoplasmosis should be a more than enough reason to have animal control involved.

P.S. : I misread that line like “I you call an animal ‘Control C-Pig’ … “. I totally chuckled.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[Anonymous 42]

sidecar wrote:

Be prepared to keep that up for a while. Coyotes have very good memories for places they’ve fed once. They’ll definitely come back for seconds in the next day or two. But they could also come back randomly for months.

Will they remember 120VAC? I know 240VAC is a total mind wipe!

sidecar wrote:

I can hear dozens, if not hundreds, of them around here at night but can count the number of times I’ve actually seen one on one hand.

Same here, One night in Vermont they were all over the property howling, I went outside and yelled at them, silence, then straight back to howling! I wish I could get T-Rex p~~~!

Seriously, p~~~ing all over my s~~~? The pellets would be flying by dark! The fence 120VAC! The smell of burnt hair would permeate the entire estuary by morning! They wouldn’t know where to look because EVERYTHING would smell like burnt hair!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

I’m fine with domestic cats but feral cats are a f~~~ing plague!

Check out the list of diseases they carry.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.

Fuck this planet.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

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