Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads

[RennieParticipant]

Voidraithe wrote:

I just realized I spelled personal wrong in the title. Hopefully Keymaster won’t ban me til eye lurn two spel.

No, keymaster is not that guy. He’d never do anything like that. Infact I don’t think anyone except the obnoxious t~~~s and c~~~s have been banned.

[Anonymous 42]

@rennie, I pushed the envelope of obnoxious and luscious behavior and I didn’t get banned…..Yet…… But I’m cleaning up my atrocious act, and should remain in good standing…. I’ll save getting banned for U-Tube and politics…

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

@rennie, I pushed the envelope of obnoxious and luscious behavior and I didn’t get banned…..Yet…… But I’m cleaning up my atrocious act, and should remain in good standing…. I’ll save getting banned for U-Tube and politics…

Yes but, you are not a c~~~ or a t~~~.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

What a laugh riot! (LOL @ “Widow = Murderer”.)

“I’m a foodie!” = FAT.

“Curvy” = FAT.

BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) = Just BIG.

“I like to go out but I also like to stay in” = Quick. Somebody call Guinness.

“I like to cook” = You kinda don’t have a choice in life.

“I like the finer things in life” = I breathe air.

“GIRLS WEEKEND IN VEGAS!!! WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS… STAYS IN VEGAS!!!”
= We know what happened in Vegas. You got drunk and danced with each other.

“Adventuous” = Anal on the first date. No rubber. Enjoys ass-to-mouth.

“I hate jerks and players” = I love jerks and players.

“Email me and we’ll see if there’s a spark!” = What other options are there????

“My friends would say that I’m adjective, adjective, adjective….” = Lazy

“Tired of the dating scene” = Stink of death. Single for 18+ years. Been online dating since MySpace.

“Must love dogs” = I’m kinder to pets than I am to other people.

PROFILE PHOTOS WITH ARMS FOLDED = C~~~.

…… files “sexual harassment” as often as f~~~ing possible.

“Athletic” = Does f~~~ all.

“I like long walks on the beach” = Never did it once.

“Cultured” = Guaranteed at least one photo holding wine at a dive bar.

W4M = Slut.

“Seeking” = Desperate

“I love my kids” = Jesus Christ.

“Artsy” = Rat f~~~ insane.

“Last book read…” = No books read.

“I hate talking about myself” = Loves talking about herself.

“we’ll see” = Need her permission for EVERYTHING.

“Political” = creates hashtags in her spare time

“Intellectual” = Talks only about herself.

“Looking for my soulmate” = Looking for a wallet.

“Friends first” = Swallows. Just not you.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Let’s just get on to life in general:

F~~~ no – not in a million years
no – f~~~ no
maybe – no
yes – we’ll see
Fine! – yes…..and you’ll pay for it later.

Your hobbies are cute! – You will sell it all when I move in and give me the money.

Let’s go on a bike ride – I will go barely fast enough so the bike stays and two wheels and bitch at you for actually riding.

I going to cook you dinner – I don’t have what I need, will send you to store multiple times, ask you help then bitch that you don’t appreciate me when get aggravated.

We (women) want you to be yourself – Welcome to the town of Blue B~~~~, I’m not talking to a grown man in a Skeletor shirt.

Show up in slutty lingerie with a Brazilian wax – I just wrecked your car

You can buy that expensive tool – to completely remodel the house….on your free time. Don’t let me catch you using it for enjoyment.

We don’t have money for (insert what you like) – where are my cigarettes?

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 11]

Anything about kids = I’m still f~~~ing the baby daddy and need a beta supplemental
Anything about exercise/athletic/being fit = Land whale with extreme cellulite
Anything about food = Land whale who can’t stop eating, or she will suck your wallet dry at 5 star restaurants if she’s not fat
Easy to get along with = Harridan control freak
Anything about liking sex = Frigid for you. Total slut for every other swinging c~~~ on the block while you’re at work
Political = Feminazi man beater
Friends = I need another orbiter to feed my ego
Independent = Your b~~~~ will be in a vice while she f~~~s around on you or bat s~~~ crazy clinging stalker
Thrifty = A crackhead has more responsible spending habits
Responsible = Her debt load has reached critical mass and is now a black hole of destruction
Social Drinker = Likes to suck strange c~~~s in the parking lots of bars
Likes time to herself = Chronic serial cheater or bat s~~~ crazy clinging stalker

[LetX=XParticipant 13]

Great job men……….

 

you forgot FOODIE

 

FOODIE = Expensive dinner date. Expensive lunch date. Expensive brunch date. If you treat her to breakfast, you are ‘cheap’ and not fulfilling the fantasy of her being an important food critic, whose opinion counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Foodie = hoovers up any food within reach

 

[Anonymous 11]

We could just go on forever. Thanks Voidraithe!!

Foodie = Rides around Wal-mart on the land whale scooters filling up the basket with mountains of sugar loaded crap and processed junk. She then waddles out the store arriving short of breath at the handicap parking spot right next to the door with a box of Twinkies already open and having stuffed half the box into her face before getting into her SUV and driving off to McDonalds for three upsized combo meals for herself all with diet sodas.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

God damn. Are that many women ‘Foodies’? What’s with all the pretentious s~~~? Foodie, wine, travel?

Jesus Christ.

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Wine – Was always a tradition in our family as 3 sets of great grandparents came from Italy. We always had red with our food. My grandfather had a glass of red every day. Sometimes, white would show up. Red is absolutely outstanding with good Italian food. However, wine has become so f~~~ing pretentious and snobby, I want nothing to with it or women who drink it, which is 99/100.

Travel – Who in their right mind would go to an airport these days of their own volition or if their job didn’t require it? A f~~~ing idiot, that’s who.

Foodie – When you thought wine was the king of pretentiousness, now we have fat broads who will shovel anything in their mouth or skinny broads who eat once a week telling me what good food is. I’ll learn by word of mouth or drop in the place myself….Oh, I did that! Low and behold, I found a great place to eat without the help of a ‘foodie’.

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Fuck this planet.

[experiencedParticipant]

Let X=X said, “If you treat her to breakfast, you are ‘cheap’ and not fulfilling the fantasy of her being an important food critic, whose opinion counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, yes, of course. SHE wants to be the critic. She gets wants to sit in judgment of others cooking, instead of cleaning up her own act.  SHE doesn’t regard it as a treat, it’s expected, and SHE is entitled. Why? because “but it’s like that and that’s the way it is.”

SHE could never fathom anything being “important” unless it’s got the higher pricetag e.g. dinner over breakfast, “game” PUA and associated bs over a decent bloke trying to be good to her, etc.  Ask her which car is better, the $35,000 or the $32,500. Does she look at the stats, reports, details, history, vs blurt out $35,000.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[FangParticipant 102]

@cap285: LMAO…a thumbs up for that one. Actually food and wine are my hobbies. If given a choice of doing anything I want I’ll break out the Mauviel cookware and get cooking.

Because of that I encounter more female “foodies” than the typical man. They know the old saying: “The way to a man’s wallet is through his stomach!” (Did I get that right?). Actually not too long ago the key to a guaranteed blowjob was making Champagne sabayon for her at the table. Worked as well as owning a Ferrari. Anyway it’s amusing as Hell to hear a gold digger trying to impress you with her knowledge of food and wine when she thinks that Olive Garden is haute cuisine.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

So… um…

Anyone got the recipe for table side Champagne sabayon?

😛

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Cap285Participant 6007]

BrainPilot wrote:

So… um…

Anyone got the recipe for table side Champagne sabayon?

What’s thayat!

Fuck this planet.

[DarthWParticipant 70]

LOL.  Some great stuff here all.  I love all the “foodie” comments.

Years ago – pre-MGTOW – when I was dating for deeper things than sex, whenever one  of these women would have “I love to travel”, with lots pics of tropical vacations, cruises, etc.  I at least had the sense, even then, to pass on their profile – even when they were super hot.  My first thought was always which ex(es) paid for all those trips.

I recently found the “friend of a friend’s” profile on Match after I’d heard she posted there.  This woman is low 40s, and hitting the wall fast…She may have been attractive 10 years ago.  She has all the same profile crap as mentioned here, and of course, “loves to travel” complete with pics from some trips to the Bahamas.  When I asked a friend who paid for the trips, it was all guys she suckered (or sucked into doleing out the cash).  This woman doesn’t have a dime to her name, and recently moved out of the last sucker’s house.  She’s been back on the market, and is not finding it quite difficult to find her dream guy.  Incidently, she is seeking a guy who “owns his own home and has a great job”.  Again, this coming from a woman who has three teenage boys, nothing in the bank, a job that is probably only slightly above $10 an hour, who is getting the chunkin-ugly on into her 40s.  I think she’s realizing that moving out on the last guy wasn’t her brightest moment, and it’s funny as Hell to hear about how s~~~ty life is for her now.

 

[MR TVParticipant 67]

These are hilarious. Thanks for everyone who posted.

[MR TVParticipant 67]

Can you send me $150 transportation money so we can get together–I’m a crack head and I make my living ripping guys off on dating lines. I’m jonesing for a fix!

Let’s get together–I’m planning to stand you up

[In Which We ServeParticipant 111]

I work hard and play hard = I am a cubicle slave who gets drunk in bars after work

I’m equally happy staying in or going out = and I’ll complain that I wanted the opposite one whichever you choose

Happy to stay in with a bottle of wine and a DVD = borderline alcoholic

I’m not looking for a father for my kids = just someone who’ll pay for them

I like surprises = especially those which cost lots of money

I like weekends in the country = but only in expensive hotels, don’t even think of getting me to go in a tent/boat/campervan

Political = angry socialist

Vegetarian = control freak

Career oriented = Right now I’m washing lettuce, but in a year or two I make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

Vegan = everyone started being vegetarian so I had to do something even better

I take my faith seriously = Jesus is my boyfriend. Think you can do better than the Son of God?

Must be (insert religious denomination) = you must agree with me on every single point of doctrine, liturgy, worship, etc

Spontaneous = borderline mental case

I’m mad about (insert football team name) = I love the attention I get from men by being one of the few women at the game and pretending I like it

I love to cook = I love to buy expensive cookbooks and watch celebrity cookery programmes on TV, go to the store multiple times to buy expensive ingredients, have an emotional crisis in the kitchen then eat a pizza instead

I’m looking for a decent,responsible man = I want a beta provider and nagging soundboard

Well read = I have only read books by Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou and Silvia Plath.

Not into hook ups/one night stands = unless I decide otherwise

Strong independent woman = nagging dragon

Cultured = I pretend to understand modern art and have never heard of any artists or music from before about 1980

I like long walks along the beach = I will walk for 100 yards before starting to complain that I’m tired and need to eat cake in Starbucks

Must be taller than me = must be at least 1 foot taller than me

Sensitive = I will cry to get my own way

Artistic = I’m into self-harm

I don’t suffer fools gladly = I don’t suffer anyone ever for anything

I don’t like talking about myself so here’s what my best friend says about me = I wrote it myself and showed it to my best friend and she agreed with me.

Meeting people is hard in (insert city name) = if you have a personality like mine

I don’t like ‘smug married’ people = because I’m not one of them

I have a great sense of humour = I sometimes watch Ellen Degeneres on TV

Still looking for my prince = still wondering if I’ve got a chance with Prince Harry

I like dinner parties = I like talking about house prices

Where have all the good men gone? = I’ve just hit the wall at 175mph

I have the occasional blonde moment = I have a low IQ

Mature = old and haggard

cute/cutesome/girly = annoyingly twee

Creative = creates drama

Intelligent = I wear glasses and once read half of a book by Margaret Atwood

Spiritual but not religious = I believe in whatever mumbo jumbo is fashionable at the moment

I love gardening = I buried my husband under the decking

Alternative = I have tattoos and piercings instead of a personality

I enjoy a glass or two (LOL!) of red = I enjoy a bottle or two

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Keymaster wrote:

“I like the finer things in life” = I breathe air. 

Alternatively:
“I like the finer things in life“=As long as you’re paying for them

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I like the finer things in life = As long as you’re paying for them……and I don’t come cheap–satisfying me has its price

 

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