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40 ish … 49
Adventurous … Will f~~~ your friends
Athletic … Smaller than a B cup
Average Looking … Has a face like an ass
Beautiful … Delusional
Contagious Smile … Does a lot of pills
Educated … F~~~ed my way through collage
Emotionally Secure … on meds
Feminist … Opinionated Ugmo
Friendship First … Looking for a friend-zone day labourer
Fun … Annoying
Gentle … Boring
Good Listener … Can pretend to care
New Age … Hygiene is overrated
Old Fashioned … No BJ’s or Anal
Open Minded … The wall is coming and I’m desperate
Outgoing … Loud and embarrassing
Passionate … Slut
Poet … Depressed
Plus Sized … Obese
Professional … Bitch
Romantic … Frigid
Voluptuous … Very Fat
Large Lady … Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate … Needs a provider
Widow … Murderer
Good stuff! If I may add, sir:
1. Vegas baby! – Hello, I’m 41 going on 19 and I entertain the idea of going to a place where it’s 107 degrees to flaunt my sun damaged skin at the pool in hopes that some drunk guy will hit on me.
2. good wine – Your dinner bill just went up at lease $40. Authors note: What the f~~~ is ‘good wine’?
3. My kids come first – You will be behind them, her ‘career’, iPhone, dog, friends, family, etc.
4. Tired of players – Fired off c~~~ carousel at warp 8.
5. Secure in his career – $$$$$
Has career goals – $$$$$
Knows where he’s going in life – $$$$$
Has a career and not a job – $$$$$
Is professional – $$$$$6. Done with the bar scene – Men aren’t approaching me in them anymore. See 4.
7. I can still pull off a bikini – BWAHAHAHAHA!
To be continued….
Fuck this planet.You can also add:
Romantic – easily bored, requires constant entertainment
Loyal – will run off with someone “better” at the first opportunity
Simple tastes – considers reality TV and chat shows superior to Shakespeare
Intelligent – gets all her news and information from women’s magazines
Cultured – has moss or fungus growing somewhere on her body
Affectionate – is bored with sex, but expects you to put out anyway
Dedicated – sits on her butt and gets you to do all the hard work
Stimulating conversationalist – motor mouth
Sparkling conversationalist – loud motor mouth
I’m sure there is more to add to that list.
8. I can’t live without my iPhone (usually comes before her kids in the ‘I can’t live without list) – Social media addict.
9. I work out/run marathons – chubby, pudgy, etc
10. Let’s go Hawks! – (relative to where I live) I’m an idiot who jumped on the bandwagon when they won the cup in 2010, can’t explain icing or off sides but I’ll rattle off at the mouth telling a lifelong hockey player and Blackhawks fanatic who they should trade and that every loss is Corey Crawfords fault despite defensive lapses and superior forechecking by the Boston Bruins. Authors note: They don’t know what forechecking is.
11. I like all kinds of music – Listens to s~~~ty pop music.
Fuck this planet.No games- I want to be the only one playing them
No liars- I am a compulsive liar
Christian woman- I have no idea what this really means, I think it makes me look good
My kids come first- Your wants, needs, desires don’t matter
Average body- out of shape
Curvy- fat ass
BBW- Thar she blows!!
Must be stable- $$$$$
loves camping- blatant lie no woman loves camping, not one
great cook- she knows where the microwave is
well read- read a book once….(non-romance novel) didn’t finish it
adventurous- so boring it will make you long to watch paint dry or grass grow
caring- selfish
politically active- SJW, Feminist
done withe the bar scene- past the wall, guys are going after younger women
great in bed- dead lay
family oriented- wallet needed
friendly- will f~~~ anybody
not into hook ups- will f~~~ anybody but you
looking for a long term relationship- need to sucker another man to pay for my life
this list could go on forever…..
Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....
Bubbly personality – often in the bubbly
Compassionate – my needs always come before yours, and you aren’t allowed to have any
Cuddling – prone to giving you choke holds if you look at anyone else
Long walks – I’ll get you to where you can’t look at anyone else
Travelling – only to tourist traps in Vegas, California, or Hawaii, the gaudier the better
I’m not a drama queen – I am a drama queen
Exciting – kinky
Dynamic – really kinky
Extroverted – will go to bed with anyone
Young at heart – ugly old tart
Youthful outlook – pushing 40 but act like I’m 15
Frivolous – irresponsible
Exuberant – really irresponsible
Smart= I’m always right.
I hate drama= I love drama
Sensitive= I cry to get my way
Adventurous= slut.
Soul mate= it’s about me, and only me
I love my job= I hate my job, need a guy to rescue me, and payoff my debt.
I like to travel= Your buying.
I like sports= I hate men, but I like to invade male spaces to get attention.
I like to be courted= free dinner, because I’m broke.
I live on my own= need money
I love my dog or cat= you come last.
friendly= Flirt, and manipulator, likes to lead guys on.
hmmmm, more we understand women, the more we don’t want them, go figure! Lol.
Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.
Anonymous42My turn:
She’s always right, never wrong!
You’re always wrong, never right!
“I love you”- maintenance of income $$$$$
“I hate you”- denied income $$$$$
I’m going out with my girlfriends- to meet my new boyfriend.
I’m going out with my new boyfriend.
I’m dumping my old boyfriend.
I want to get married- I want a choker leash on you!
I want a divorce- I’m thinking about my settlement$$$$$
I want a new car- my girlfriend has a new car.
I want a new house- I’m a princess, I deserve a new house.
I want equal rights- I want to diminish your rights.
I want equal pay- I’m a princess, I really deserve more than you.
I am a woman- worship my holy Virgina, make it your GOD!
Why am I alone?- I deserve all the attention.
Why do you ignore me?- you must be gay!
Why won’t you listen to me?- your friends must be the problem!
Where were you last night?- while I was having sex with a stranger.
What is this MGTOW?- I notice you’re changing and I don’t like it!
I hate MGTOW- time to feed my cats…………………..
Every single woman’s personal ad ever = “I am fat and ugly and desperately want a man to pay my bills.”
Do the actual words they use even matter?
w4m – either of:
- Prostitute
- disgusting
- gay man
- married
- Sugar Baby (prostitute who doesn’t put out)
- Fake (email/phone number harvester)
How about some education?
High school – dropout
Some college/university – dropout, started as freshman, didn’t make it to sophomore year
Bachelor’s degree – made it by the skin of my teeth
Master’s degree – automatic pass for having right anatomy
Ph. D. – got my degree by fooling around with my supervisor–isn’t anatomy wonderful?
Professional degree – automatic pass for having right anatomy, but with better earning potential
Anonymous5My children don’t need a father = They need a provider who’ll pay for their needs before your own, who will babysit them, take time and days off work to assist them, help me drive them around, put up with their resentment of an alternate father figure, basically someone who’ll do all the things a perfect father would do but who’ll never be acknowledged as a father
I like going for long walks along the beach under the stars = ????????????????????? (I still haven’t worked out why so many women put this s~~~ in their profile,,,,are beaches around the world filled with women walking up and down them at night?
I’m not into mind games = I am into mind games
I want to be swept off my feet = I’m after another PUA
I’m after some romance = I’m after another PUA
I want some excitement in my life = I’m bored and after another PUA
I don’t like liars or cheats = all my Ex’s are liars and cheats and you won’t even get a look in unless you’re a liar and a cheat, and by the way, I’m a liar and a cheat and a very good one too!
I like to have a few drinks = I’m a raging alcoholic
I like to party = I’m a raging alcoholic
I like to socialise = I’m a raging alcoholic
I’ve travelled the world and love other cultures = I’ve been on organised tourist tours
Brilliant, gentleman. Simply brilliant. I nominate this for sticky as the list can only grow.
More:
Friends first – no sex
I’m as comfortable in a little black dress as I am in jeans and a t-shirt – she can pull off neither
I can still pull off a bikini – Frumpy variations of it, not a real one
My kids have a dad and don’t need one- I’m looking for a
manchump to be a father to my womb ratsI have a great ‘career’ – bulls~~~ middle management job
I just started working out again – fat, obese, ‘curvy’, big boned…you get the idea
I’m not fat! I have curves! – fat, wears undergarments lined with adamantium. Stand the f~~~ by when they come off.
I like (insert author here) – pseudo intellectual
Just looking – For SupermanJamesBondMillinareLordOfTheBankAccountsToughYetSensitiveBadBoy
If you don’t like cats you need not apply – My house stinks of cat litter
If you’re under 6′ you need not apply – Is 4′ 2″
Fuck this planet.Every single woman’s personal ad ever = “I am fat and ugly and desperately want a man to pay my bills.”
Do the actual words they use even matter?
No, they been lying to us so badly for more than 50 yrs, that they don’t know how badly their lying. They screwed themselves. Nothing they say has any credibility whatsoever, anymore.
Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.
Ok now how about at least one “futuristic” one…?
I am a NAWALT / UNICORN = for just about as long as I initially have to or for just about as long as it will suit me to secure my benefits respectively
I do respect MGTOW(s) = I am such an insecure attention hore, after having hit the wall and I so much envy you guys for your truly found independence, which is an achievement, that I should ideally be entitled to but in my petty materialistic view of the world was ultimately never able to honestly achieve…
I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC
I love mgtow= please want me again
I hate mgtow= get your ass back to the plantation.
I’m a anti-feminist= we went too far.
Women for mgtow= we could care less about you, but let us in the club.
Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.
Christ… this s~~~ is so f~~~ing good … it needs to be printed on tshirts, coffee cups, mouse mats etc etc
Anonymous1Women for mgtow
hahahaha “Women for mgtow!” hahahaha
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Wait, are you serious?!?This is the best post in the history of forever. Thank you so much!
May the Force Be With You
I just realized I spelled personal wrong in the title. Hopefully Keymaster won’t ban me til eye lurn two spel.
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