Keeping up with the Jones. Asked her out!

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Im not trying to fvck all the pigeons in central park

That was a sudden image I wasn’t expecting.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Gravel Pit wrote:

not running for congress so write a Yelp review about me ya nasty HOES. LOL

You could run for congress. The squeaky clean folks don’t make it. It’s only guys with baggage they let be politicians… it’s part of the code. Their “insurance policy”.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

uh… wow. ok. *whew*. I have to collect my thoughts, because I am tempted to write an encyclopedia here, but really your brother MGTOWs hit it already. All I can do is reiterate what everyone else has said.

The most important thing being that if you have sex, wear a condom, then immediately drain it out under the faucet in the sink, tie what’s left in a knot, and stick it in your car in some hidden place, then get out and throw it in a lost dumpster somewhere. I don’t like the idea of flushing it down the toilet because that can fvck up the house or city plumbing, but definitely get rid of the semen.

There’s not just getting her pregnant, but getting some disease as well, especially when she’s on the rag. I guess the new information I can add to the discussion is that a girl can get pregnant on the rag anyway, and in fact anytime, because her young and fertile body wants to get pregnant, and can just eject another egg out-of-sync with her period. Also, your sperm will just hang out inside her for six days and wait, smoking a cigar up her kunt and eating caviar until she ejects her egg. Sperm wait. That was mentioned, but it’s worth re-mentioning.

For the most part, men asking for dating advice on here is the fastest way to get castrated in the forum. However, everyone loves you like a bro, so everyone is really looking out for you, and don’t want to see a good man go down. If you absolutely need a fvck tonight, I’ll tell you how to do it (below), but please never ejaculate in a girl without a condom. You’re looking at a pricetag of $300,000 minimum. That’s MINIMUM. Not worth a 10 second ejaculation.

Second, about being too old… uh, you know how when in our twenties we would go out and all the chicks wouldn’t look at us or give us the time of day? Well, it’s because they were / are looking at guys who are “too old” as you say. When I go to the supermarket with my sunglasses on, I’ve got girls of ALL ages sizing me up and down… looking at my shoes, my nice dry-cleaned shirt, my watch… Hell, they do it without my sunglasses on. All ages. The older you are, the hotter you are to a women. That’s what young guys never understand.

When you’re EIGHTY, there will be girls looking at you (if you’re fit)… because you are MGTOW. You are Master and Commander of your own destiny, and girls love that shlt. They could care less about your age. And nothing gets a girl’s pussy throbbing more than knowing you’re cool with her yelling “Fvck me DADDY!!!” while you’re pounding away at her snach. The bigger the age difference, they more they want it. Just look at Trump – his wife and daughter are the same generation. Trump won the election with the female vote. Grab ’em by the pussy. Girls and women admire him for that shlt.

That’s a secret because the girls never mention it because it’s too embarrassing to ever broadcast that they want to be Lot’s daughters, and the men who learn it keep it a secret because they know they have the hidden knowledge which is an advantage over other men in a competitive market.

If you’re in your thirties then your not too old, you’re too young. The girls think you’re desperately looking to settle down but don’t have any money, so they tend to ignore that age range. They fvck the 20-something chads and the 40+ men for their “maturity”. But really, it doesn’t matter. Chicks are on the prowl looking for dick, and you’re either short term (no money) or long term (ATM / Wallet) for them. The more “innocent” they seem in public, the nastier they are in bed. So don’t fall for that “innocent” ploy.

But why am I giving you relationship advice? Fvck that. Stay away from relationshlts. You’ll end up in jail. YOU WILL END UP IN JAIL – GOT THAT??? Or at least on the hook for a lot of money. You’ll be a slave. You’ll lose your freedom.

If you need a fvck right now, flip up your couch cushions and scrounge up between $60 – $100 bucks. Go to an asian massage place, walk in there and when the little happy hen running the place comes to the counter, make the A-OK sign with your left hand, creating a circle with your index finger and thumb, and stick your right hand index-finger through the circle. As you do this, tilt your head slightly down, look her in the eye and with a soft voice but loud enough for her to hear you, ask, “Yo G?”. The Yo is pronounced like Yo-Yo: the little toy on a string you flick up and down. The G is pronounced like the letter: Gee. If she smiles and nods and says “come with me”, you got it. Just follow her in. If she shakes her head and says “sorry”, then you can ask, where should I go? She may then make a phone call and hook you up, or give you a phone number, or say, “I don’t know, sorry”, at which point you say thank you and go down the block to the next one. Or she may just figure what the heck and take you back and fvck you herself, if she’s horny enough (for the money, of course).

If she’s not sure of what you’re really asking, then just say, “Special massage?”, as you make the gesture, but definitely make the gesture as you say it. She will then definitely get your meaning, if not the first time. But “Yo G?” is direct and to the point, and the exact phrase and pronunciation in her native tongue (if she’s Chinese, that is).

And lastly, USE A CONDOM!!!

[TonyParticipant 149]

S~~~ !!! Like playing Russian roulette with 5 of the 6 chambers loaded. I broke into a cold sweat just reading what you are planning. Hope to see you on the other side.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.
I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,……
The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[HermitParticipant]

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,…… The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

That is some pretty sick schit, isn’t it. I don’t think I could actually get into it enough to enjoy it with Colin doing and saying who knows what kind of lunatic schit. That gal better be real good at sucking.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

When dating, I did some silly s~~~. I used to really get off on taking hot chics bare. No condoms, just timing with their mentrual cycle. The only good thing about it was the girls didn’t wanna get preggo, so I knew they weren’t BS’ing me on what DAY they were at in their cycle.
Gotta admit: It was a total thrill. Cheating life was as exuberant as cheating death.

With the way women are today…………… FU(K that noise!!
You would have to have a social death-wish to want that.

GP,…… wrap it and tap it. Pour it down her throat…….
ANYWHERE, but in her gash.
START THINKING with the RIGHT HEAD Bro.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[MonkParticipant 16994]

Sandals wrote:

It’s only guys with baggage they let be politicians… it’s part of the code. Their “insurance policy”.

True.

I have no doubt that Epsteins place had an awful lot of two-way mirrors.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Well
Just got through page 2 of this thread.
For some reason I get the impression of this being a “Oh ya…hold my beer” moment.
Maybe it’s due to my age, experience, too many tank hatches to the head, or getting friends to hold my beer in the past….

Now for the rest of the pages in this thread.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Well, I aint kiddin Awakened. All this pent up Incel sexual frustration.

If you’re that pent up, which I believe you are, then why are you WAITING on this lil HO which may or may not text ya at HER whim????

Why aren’t ya out at every watering hole tryin to find any old piece that ya can???

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Youre right Awakened, and so is Sandals and many others. I shouldnt be wasting time here talking as if this is a Dating Forum.

If something happens I will report on it. Otherwise, Im embarrassed to waste people reading attention. Maybe I will try the ol Nail Salon trick. LMAO!

If that happens, Im sure I will have a juicy story to tell. Otherwise, I better stop wasting my friends time here, writing this crap. LOL

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,…… The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

That is some pretty sick schit, isn’t it. I don’t think I could actually get into it enough to enjoy it with Colin doing and saying who knows what kind of lunatic schit. That gal better be real good at sucking.[/quote

Shut-up and bend over you weirdo.

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

MATRIX wrote:

This can’t end well.

What could possibly go wrong?…….. Like, everything?

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Hermit wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,…… The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

That is some pretty sick schit, isn’t it. I don’t think I could actually get into it enough to enjoy it with Colin doing and saying who knows what kind of lunatic schit. That gal better be real good at sucking.

Well you could always sandwich her with Colin and let him take her ass.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[HermitParticipant]

Ranger One wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,…… The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

That is some pretty sick schit, isn’t it. I don’t think I could actually get into it enough to enjoy it with Colin doing and saying who knows what kind of lunatic schit. That gal better be real good at sucking.

Well you could always sandwich her with Colin and let him take her ass.

That’s part of the reason I couldn’t do it. I’m not sure it’s her ass he wants.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[EGParticipant 1853]

Hermit wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,…… The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

That is some pretty sick schit, isn’t it. I don’t think I could actually get into it enough to enjoy it with Colin doing and saying who knows what kind of lunatic schit. That gal better be real good at sucking.

Well you could always sandwich her with Colin and let him take her ass.

That’s part of the reason I couldn’t do it. I’m not sure it’s her ass he wants.

I’m not too sure what to make if Colin either.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I gave Colin a photograph of myself and my cell number.

I fully expect that he is on an airplane headed here to either Dox me or Rape me. Just kidding.

The dude is fine. The internet distorts character and amplifies eccentricities. He’s is a colorful character like many of us here, just in a different way.

That dude would have been a Playwrite 400 years ago.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I gave Colin a photograph of myself and my cell number.
I fully expect that he is on an airplane headed here to either Dox me or Rape me. Just kidding.
The dude is fine. The internet distorts character and amplifies eccentricities. He’s is a colorful character like many of us here, just in a different way.
That dude would have been a Playwrite 400 years ago.

“That dude would have been a Playwrite 400 years ago”

Now I’m just a gay….right.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Ranger One wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,…… The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

That is some pretty sick schit, isn’t it. I don’t think I could actually get into it enough to enjoy it with Colin doing and saying who knows what kind of lunatic schit. That gal better be real good at sucking.

Well you could always sandwich her with Colin and let him take her ass.

You can watch in the closet with that bloody Herm as well.
See how us Norse warriors straddle.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

I justh ad to star this,…… The 3 of you ,…. in the SAME ROOM,…… with a woman.

That is some pretty sick schit, isn’t it. I don’t think I could actually get into it enough to enjoy it with Colin doing and saying who knows what kind of lunatic schit. That gal better be real good at sucking.

Well you could always sandwich her with Colin and let him take her ass.

That’s part of the reason I couldn’t do it. I’m not sure it’s her ass he wants.[/quote

I want you’re ARSE so I can squeeze those spots and caress the thread veins.

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