Keeping up with the Jones. Asked her out!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

The Blue Pill Suburbs. Mom and Dad’s house!

And my brothers and their wives showed up, and all the human spawns running around or sucking milk bottles. So Prescious.

And my Mom, who is already blessed with 3 Grandsons and 2 Grand Daughters wants MORE! She is pressing me to get after it too…

As if Im defective or behind in Life… Older brother is married with Kids, Younger brother married with Kids. But yours truly is single as fvck, no kids at 33. He must be gay or retarded or something. LOL

Lately I have been thinking though. Its kind of lame that I bought some condoms about 5 years ago thinking I would need them. They soon expire! LOLOL. Thats how you know youre sort of an Incel I guess, 33 years old, average looks, havent gotten vagina in 6 years plus!

So I decided to ask out that nice waitress! I stopped being a wimp and asked Her!

“Whats your name?” Kaley

“whens your birthday?” July

“does that mean youre a Cancer?” Yeah

“What year were you born?” 1995 [Im excited because she is a potentially decent match actually, I know its superstitious bullsh!t but I HATE virgos and Roosters FOR SURE, dont even want to know them.]

“Heres my card, thats my cell. Youve seen me around here for years. Im going to see Ad Astra this Friday. Its an astronaut movie with Brad Pitt. I will take if you want. Text me. I understand if youre working, no problem. text me…”

MORE OR LESS, THATS HOW IT WENT… I told her my name.

Anyone feel like playing with FIRE? Im sort of old for this gal, she is 24. Im 33. A nine year difference? Maybe Im wrong for asking her out. Her kawk count is likely very low, no tattoos. Long brunette hair and nice body, dresses decently not slutty.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Bro. For f~~~s sakes. Just have a good time. You know all you need to know. Don’t overthink it.

I can’t stress this enough. Just have a good time. Situational awareness. And stop worrying about her. Worry about yourself for once. As much s~~~ as we know, we tend to forgot women like to company too.

Enjoy what you can. And don’t be stupid.

Like it or not, women still have magic powers on a man being happy. Enjoy what’s left of this crumbling society. Just don’t ask for Anal on a first date.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Gravel Pit wrote:

The Blue Pill Suburbs. Mom and Dad’s house!
And my brothers and their wives showed up, and all the human spawns running around or sucking milk bottles. So Prescious.
And my Mom, who is already blessed with 3 Grandsons and 2 Grand Daughters wants MORE! She is pressing me to get after it too…
As if Im defective or behind in Life… Older brother is married with Kids, Younger brother married with Kids. But yours truly is single as fvck, no kids at 33. He must be gay or retarded or something. LOL
Lately I have been thinking though. Its kind of lame that I bought some condoms about 5 years ago thinking I would need them. They soon expire! LOLOL. Thats how you know youre sort of an Incel I guess, 33 years old, average looks, havent gotten vagina in 6 years plus!
So I decided to ask out that nice waitress! I stopped being a wimp and asked Her!
“Whats your name?” Kaley
“whens your birthday?” July
“does that mean youre a Cancer?” Yeah
“What year were you born?” 1995 [Im excited because she is a potentially decent match actually, I know its superstitious bullsh!t but I HATE virgos and Roosters FOR SURE, dont even want to know them.]
“Heres my card, thats my cell. Youve seen me around here for years. Im going to see Ad Astra this Friday. Its an astronaut movie with Brad Pitt. I will take if you want. Text me. I understand if youre working, no problem. text me…”
MORE OR LESS, THATS HOW IT WENT… I told her my name.
Anyone feel like playing with FIRE? Im sort of old for this gal, she is 24. Im 33. A nine year difference? Maybe Im wrong for asking her out. Her kawk count is likely very low, no tattoos. Long brunette hair and nice body, dresses decently not slutty.

Oh right, I thought she worked on Walnut Hill Lane, North Dallas.
Keep gobbling the Cinemark Ushers Matey!

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Dating leads to Relationships….

Relationships Lead to Cohabitation, Marriage, and Impregnation

AS YOU KNOW, All Roads Lead To Misery, but hey at least your mom will get MORE Grandkids LOL LOL

Seriously, Do What Ya Want, but YOU CAN’T SAY THAT NO ONE TOLD YA SO…..

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Speaking of gobbling.

Make sure to get her friends over.. Cuz nothing is better then eyewitness. 🙂

I’m still kicking myself in the ass for not f~~~ing those 2 18 year olds in California. GOD DAMN!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

I Think I’m In Love !!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL LOL LOL LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Tell your mom you want more siblings.

Meliana is 25 years younger than Donald.

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Gravel Pit wrote:

And my Mom, who is already blessed with 3 Grandsons and 2 Grand Daughters wants MORE! She is pressing me to get after it too…

Grandchildren are her ongoing validation.

Anyone feel like playing with FIRE?

Cut out the middleman. Sign over everything you own now.

Her kawk count is likely very low, no tattoos. Long brunette hair and nice body, dresses decently not slutty.

Waitress with a low CC? You are kidding no-one but yourself. There are no unicorns.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

And my Mom, who is already blessed with 3 Grandsons and 2 Grand Daughters wants MORE! She is pressing me to get after it too…

My niece is being pressured by her mom to give her grandchildren. My brother’s first wife. My niece will barely talk to her own mother anymore because of it. And they live 150 miles and a mountain range away from each other. It’s interesting, she blamed her dad for the divorce and would barely talk to his new wife. Now she’s best friends with the new wife’s daughter and won’t talk to her mom.

But hey, narcissists gotta do narcissist stuff.

Order the good wine

[HermitParticipant]

Control your emotions. Go into this like it’s a dangerous mission. You’re 007 and you’re just using this girl to get what you want. There is no such thing as “falling in love”. They’re just stupid emotions that you need to control. Use her and lose her.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Dont worry gentlemen, I will report back from my findings in the breaches of the Hive!

She hasnt even said Yes or texted me. Im pretty sure it was bad timing on my part because some little Indian pu55y beggar had also just asked her out literally moments before. She probably gets hit on constantly and hates everyone…

But I think I stand a good chance since Im that Dad Bod “older guy” type Chad in her playbook. Why would she date a chubby Indian hairdresser with no money versus a 33 year old guy that can easily provide more for her. Its all a game of who can give her more free perks right? …even in dating, its all about cash prizes and who can plow her vagina like in her fantasies…

I think I can handle it but she has to at least signal a Pursue Me text or open a window, I have not seen the green light.

If I get the green light. Im going in for total domination. I havent been laid in 6 years dude, so Im going to fvck this bitch and no I wont be using a condom and I will probably jizz in her deep multiple times. I dont care, its been six years. Not saying Im going crazy but getting laid once in a decade is sort of mandatory!

Before you say it, I WILL NOT USE AN ESCORT … First, I have no idea how to get one of those! Two, I have no ambition to spend $200-$300 on some beef curtain escort who has had 600 Gen Xers rail her prior to me. Im going to bang this hot 24 year old who has had maybe 10-15 men in her life AT MOST. Its probably more like 5-6.

I know when I see them, you can just tell by the way they flaunt, is it a confident flaunt or an unsure one because she is still practicing? Is she dresses like she wants tree trunks planted in her beaver? Or does she not wear any make up and covers up pretty well. Is she Sassy and Overtly bitchy even to strangers or is she obviously timid and prude?

All Women Are Like That but not all of them have had the entire East Conference make a slop deposit in their clam. This girl is YOUNG dude, 10 dicks before me at max. Im going to marry this little HOE. LOL. Just kidding. But spare me the indulgence, its been a minute since last time I scored. Not all of us have a network of buddies with access to clean Escorts and Asian getaways, Im poor as fvck and have to pan for gold dust if I want to treat my member.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

Use her and lose her.

Roger that Q, executing slide heist. Once satisfaction and objectives met, clean exit

[WarfishParticipant 408]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Dont worry gentlemen, I will report back from my findings in the breaches of the Hive!
She hasnt even said Yes or texted me. Im pretty sure it was bad timing on my part because some little Indian pu55y beggar had also just asked her out literally moments before. She probably gets hit on constantly and hates everyone…
But I think I stand a good chance since Im that Dad Bod “older guy” type Chad in her playbook. Why would she date a chubby Indian hairdresser with no money versus a 33 year old guy that can easily provide more for her. Its all a game of who can give her more free perks right? …even in dating, its all about cash prizes and who can plow her vagina like in her fantasies…
I think I can handle it but she has to at least signal a Pursue Me text or open a window, I have not seen the green light.
If I get the green light. Im going in for total domination. I havent been laid in 6 years dude, so Im going to fvck this bitch and no I wont be using a condom and I will probably jizz in her deep multiple times. I dont care, its been six years. Not saying Im going crazy but getting laid once in a decade is sort of mandatory!
Before you say it, I WILL NOT USE AN ESCORT … First, I have no idea how to get one of those! Two, I have no ambition to spend $200-$300 on some beef curtain escort who has had 600 Gen Xers rail her prior to me. Im going to bang this hot 24 year old who has had maybe 10-15 men in her life AT MOST. Its probably more like 5-6.
I know when I see them, you can just tell by the way they flaunt, is it a confident flaunt or an unsure one because she is still practicing? Is she dresses like she wants tree trunks planted in her beaver? Or does she not wear any make up and covers up pretty well. Is she Sassy and Overtly bitchy even to strangers or is she obviously timid and prude?
All Women Are Like That but not all of them have had the entire East Conference make a slop deposit in their clam. This girl is YOUNG dude, 10 dicks before me at max. Im going to marry this little HOE. LOL. Just kidding. But spare me the indulgence, its been a minute since last time I scored. Not all of us have a network of buddies with access to clean Escorts and Asian getaways, Im poor as fvck and have to pan for gold dust if I want to treat my member.

LOL …. go get ’em tiger

[StealthParticipant 5327]

Well, your mother would be pleased to hear that you are giving one over to her side.
I found that when I gave my contact info to a female, she called exactly 0% of the time. It’s get hers, or nothing… And then it usually was nothing after that anyway.

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I havent been laid in 6 years dude, so Im going to fvck this bitch and no I wont be using a condom and I will probably jizz in her deep multiple times.

And I thought you were just a cheap bastard that didn’t want to throw away those condoms…

Order the good wine

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Not saying Im going crazy …

I will – you are out of your mind.

Im going to bang this hot 24 year old who has had maybe 10-15 men in her life AT MOST. Its probably more like 5-6.

Wow. Only 5-15 before you? Bargain. [rollseyes]

Put the VD clinic on speed dial.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Gravel Pit wrote:

so Im going to fvck this bitch and no I wont be using a condom and I will probably jizz in her deep multiple times.

NOW, I hope that you’re joking….

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Gravel PitParticipant]

MONK, when was the last time you got laid? How old are you? What is YOUR count for previous sexual partners?

Am I not permitted one joyride every several years? Am I to remain totally celibate until my natural death?

Fvck that bro.

So here are your options for getting laid:

A. Escort. Guranteed to have had a mile of wieners thru her, literally. Plus, no passion, no imagination… just an emotionless transaction… NO THANKS… It completely defeats the purpose of what SEX is TO ME. Plus, dont have the capital or connections to get one safely.

B. Peer Women aged 30-35 …. No way, because they actually are looking to get pregnant! Plus, they really do sleep with a new guy every week and really do have Venereal Diseases and UTIs. They also come with a ton of anger, antidepressants, unpredictability etc… Guaranteed a miserable time that is why I have remained MONK for 6 years.

C. Gen X women aged 35 and older. Probably less hostile than Millennials but still rancid and crazy. These women would be my second choice because they are less likely to try and have a kid, and they are less prone to severe mood swings COMPARATIVELY to the younger 30-35 year olds.

D. Women in their twenties. This is the one I chose for the same reason all men choose this class. Less cawk count, less disease, more naive and unaware of the The Game. Lets chance to try and ruin your life with pregnancy or The One Phone Call. These girls are blissfully ignorant of biological precedents. Instead, they want to “Have Fun” under the guise of “finding the right one” … so they are clouded by their own delusions of finding Mr. Right. These are much safer than later on down the road a few years when they start to get jaded and angry at themselves for never settling with one, THATS WHEN they become dangerous.

E. Grannies and Fatties. God bless you BLADE!

There is NEVER going to be a Safe Relationship. I know that. There is never going to be perfectly safe criteria to take a dip.
But I will hate myself if I dont atleast get laid a few times in my 30s, risks or not!

Just wish me luck you jealous bastards. LMAO

[MATRIXParticipant 2339]

This can’t end well.

There is NO wisdom in signing a contract with someone who benefits from breaking it.

[MATRIXParticipant 2339]

Gravel Pit wrote:

If I get the green light. Im going in for total domination. I havent been laid in 6 years dude, so Im going to fvck this bitch and no I wont be using a condom and I will probably jizz in her deep multiple times. I dont care, its been six years.

This is the problem.

It sounds like pregnancy.

Then 18 years of your life.

Child support.

Alimony.

Pension ruined.

And all that’s without the One Phone Call.

One thing is certain though.

The relationship WILL fail.

Only a matter of time.

There is NO wisdom in signing a contract with someone who benefits from breaking it.

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