Keeping up with the Jones. Asked her out!

[EGParticipant 1851]

Awakened wrote:

I Think I’m In Love !!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL LOL LOL LOL
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MJbBSIFN36k%5B

How timely! Stay safe, Gravel Pit. They have teeth down there.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

MATRIX wrote:

This is the problem.

Im not getting worked up over delusions and playing future tapes in my head, before the lil Gash has even agreed to a Movie Date.

Im not trying to fvck all the pigeons in central park, Im just trying to wet my beak a little with one little birdy.

Its going to be okay bro. As said, it aint even a Date yet, she probably wrote me off as too old for her.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

And to be honest, Im more excited about seeing the movie Ad Astra. I like Brad Pitt alot. And I love space travel movies. I could give a sh!t less if she texts me or not, Im going to the movie! I will rest all my candy and popcorn in the empty seat, fvck her! LOLOL THIS FRIDAY BROTHERS, LIFT OFF!

AD ASTRA

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

MONK, when was the last time you got laid? How old are you? What is YOUR count for previous sexual partners?
Am I not permitted one joyride every several years? Am I to remain totally celibate until my natural death?
Fvck that bro.

You’re permitted to do whatever the hell you want. I don’t blame you. I like sex a lot. That’s why I still indulge once in a while, but it’s with the same old sluts I’ve known for years. I had a chance to screw a new one a while back, but I was too afraid of the STD possibilities, not that my same sluts are any safer. I’m old though. I’m closer to death. You should be more careful as you have many years ahead of you. LOL

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[narwhalParticipant]

The fact that you lead off by explaining how your Mom wants grandchildren is what’s concerning. The fact that you state you’re going go sans protection if given the chance is the problem. The fact that you’re claiming that you wouldn’t do this if you weren’t dry for 6 years is the problem.

You care about this outcome. If you went in this without a concern about whether or not anything happened at all, you’ll just have a good time if a safe enough opportunity comes across, then no worries. As it stands you’re going in knowing you’re likely to make decisions you wouldn’t make if you didn’t have pressure from mom and your hormones weren’t dictated your actions.

But yes, it’s your life. And I do believe you’ll come to your senses before you do something incredibly stupid. The fact that you’re aware of what’s driving you is a positive at least. My guess is she won’t call you and you’ll move on. If she does, she’ll drop some hint that will remind you of who she is before you even consider trying to get to first base, much less a home run.

Ok. Then do it.

[WarfishParticipant 408]

MATRIX wrote:

This can’t end well.

This won’t end well

[Gravel PitParticipant]

narwhal wrote:

…..is what’s concerning.

If I was out barebacking birdies every week then I would agree with you. Im not.

We’re talking about a ONE OFF, once in 7 years, with ONE 24 year old waitress…. not surfing Tinder all Summer sticking my wiener in cougars, single moms, slutty chicks etc…

NOT CLAIMING THIS IS IMMUNE FROM DISASTER… just saying… Im gonna dump a load of baby batter in her Uterus because wearing a condom defeats the entire purpose of real live sex with a woman. WTF? Why would you do that? May as well use a fleshlite and not even talk to this Gash. I WANT REAL SEX, that is what Im going to have. Why the hell would you go to all that trouble and then ruin it with a rubber? Or pull out just when its the best?

No training wheels.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

If youre gonna have sex… DO IT …. stop being a paranoid freak and diminish the pleasure factor with condoms or using an escort. Im going to have full on passionate LOVE SEX with a beautiful woman who wants me as much as I want her. There will be no condom dude, that is crazy Liberal BS.

Yall are too used to plowing filthy bitches from the bar… meaningless passionless PORN sex… Im not about that.

Im going to MAKE LOVE to this c~~~. Straight up emotional, gushy, lovemaking. No sex, LOVE HUMPING, Sweaty backs, kissing in the shower, coffee in bed type, CUDDLING.

LMAO

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

I think this is potentially one of the issues when a man, especially a young man, goes Monk for extended periods of time.

He can get to a point where he has so much pent up sexual tension that he’s ready to rip anything apart like a starved dog.

Personally, I think that it’s better to keep getting at least a lil bit of sexual contact on a regular basis so as to NOT get to a point where you are ready to impregnate the next HO that comes down the road, but hey to each their own.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[narwhalParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

narwhal wrote:

…..is what’s concerning.

If I was out barebacking birdies every week then I would agree with you. Im not.
We’re talking about a ONE OFF, once in 7 years, with ONE 24 year old waitress…. not surfing Tinder all Summer sticking my wiener in cougars, single moms, slutty chicks etc…
NOT CLAIMING THIS IS IMMUNE FROM DISASTER… just saying… Im gonna dump a load of baby batter in her Uterus because wearing a condom defeats the entire purpose of real live sex with a woman. WTF? Why would you do that? May as well use a fleshlite and not even talk to this Gash. I WANT REAL SEX, that is what Im going to have. Why the hell would you go to all that trouble and then ruin it with a rubber? Or pull out just when its the best?
No training wheels.

You know exactly why it’s a bad idea, and you’re choosing to ignore it to meet your base needs. But for the record, I hate condoms as well. Tried it once or twice and hated it. Have I taken some stupid risks before? A couple times. Got lucky. Now, I’m fixed so no prego scare. STDs are a concern, but I mitigate the risk a bit by avoiding one night stands and such. Really, I avoid sex almost entirely, but when I do, I’ll make sure it’s not the lack of sex that’s driving my motivation.

Like I said before, I don’t think you’re going to through with it anyway. If she doesn’t get out, she’s going to say something about her kid that you knew nothing about, or something that will cause you to rethink the hasty decision.

Ok. Then do it.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

[narwhalParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

If youre gonna have sex… DO IT …. stop being a paranoid freak and diminish the pleasure factor with condoms or using an escort. Im going to have full on passionate LOVE SEX with a beautiful woman who wants me as much as I want her.

Lol, you’re not even sure she’s going to call you to go see a movie.

Gravel Pit wrote:

Yall are too used to plowing filthy bitches from the bar… meaningless passionless PORN sex… Im not about that.
Im going to MAKE LOVE to this c~~~. Straight up emotional, gushy, lovemaking. No sex, LOVE HUMPING, Sweaty backs, kissing in the shower, coffee in bed type, CUDDLING.

You’re setting up a straw man. Many of the men posting her have stated their monk, and you’re saying their thoughts on the subject are jaded due to cheap meaningless sex. Those that are never claim to have no standards in choice their partner’s but make sure that the sex is safe both physically and with someone who’s remotely sane.

Ok. Then do it.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Awakened wrote:

pent up sexual tension that he’s ready to rip anything apart like a starved dog.

That is a diligent observation. I agree that this is a macro issue.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

I’m on his side except for the “love making” bullschit. There is no such thing. There’s only fukking.

I wish I could have his little waitress suck my d!ck while he’s fukkin’ her from behind………while you watch in the closet. Ah, the memories…….

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I am on you’re side Brad, I only wish I could watch in the closet.

Id get some juicy photos for you if I knew your cell number bro! But messaging is shut down and we cant DOX ourselves

[Gravel PitParticipant]

narwhal wrote:

she’s going to say something about her kid

youre right NArwhal… they are all jacked up in some way. Shes probably a single mom, or bi-polar or something really weird.

LOL. Red flags are going to fly.

Well its been fun arguing with all yall today.

BE WELL! GODSPEED>

Keep stomping the menstrual columns MATIES!

LOL

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22508]

MATRIX wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

If I get the green light. Im going in for total domination. I havent been laid in 6 years dude, so Im going to fvck this bitch and no I wont be using a condom and I will probably jizz in her deep multiple times. I dont care, its been six years.

This is the problem.
It sounds like pregnancy.
Then 18 years of your life.
Child support.
Alimony.
Pension ruined.
And all that’s without the One Phone Call.
One thing is certain though.
The relationship WILL fail.
Only a matter of time.

I have a hard time believing this isn’t a put-on from the OP. No one here in their right mind is going to run the risk of getting a woman pregnant and what comes with that just because ‘i havent been laid in 6 years’ and considers the prospect fun and not realizing 20 years of child support for a couple spurts is totally NOT fun.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22508]

Gravel Pit wrote:

And to be honest, Im more excited about seeing the movie Ad Astra. I like Brad Pitt alot. And I love space travel movies. I could give a sh!t less if she texts me or not, Im going to the movie! I will rest all my candy and popcorn in the empty seat, fvck her! LOLOL THIS FRIDAY BROTHERS, LIFT OFF!
AD ASTRA

First thing i thought when I saw Pitt cast for this was “i wonder how much of this money Angelina Jolie gets.” Her and her third world clusterfuch batch of ‘kids’ she adopted like social justice pc knick-knacks.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

No one here in their right mind is going to run the risk of getting a woman pregnant

You can only knock her up during that 3 day window each month. [rolls the dice laughing]

[MATRIXParticipant 2340]

The woman that was just 23 years old, sweet, loving and kind. The woman that told me she loved me more than life itself and couldn’t imagine life with out me….

She became the creature who told me she’s gonna put me in the ground and destroyed me in a court of law after pulling the one phone call.

If you haven’t had this s~~~ pulled on you then you can’t imagine how bad it gets.

You are NEVER the same again.

Every THOT out there has this power now and all of them KNOW it via the HIVE.

Don’t, just DON’T.

Good luck Bro, you will need it.

There is NO wisdom in signing a contract with someone who benefits from breaking it.

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