Jokes

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

What are some of your jokes for Blue Pill men, weaklings and feminist?

I came up with this one, which I probably heard a version of before, making me think of it, so I will not take full credit for it.

If a guy has to man up to propose to a woman, what do you call it after he gets married? Man down

[bladeParticipant]

Woman …. I haven’t sucked c~~~ before .

Man …. f~~~ your a natural .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[StealthParticipant 5326]

The biggest joke I’ve seen yet is marriage

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[Anonymous 7]

Why does a divorce cost so much?
Because it is worth it.

Why haven’t they sent a wymyn to the moon?
Because it doesn’t need cleaning.

Can I smell your poon?
NO!
Then it must be your socks.

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who f~~~ing cares? What is she doing outside the kitchen??

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

What’s the difference between a man’s penis and a man’s bonus?

He can always get his wife to blow his bonus

[Anonymous 6]

Married men die earlier…..because they want to.

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

Lady Nancy Astor:
“Sir, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!”

Sir Winston Churchill:
“Madame, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”

[Bob DylanParticipant 1350]

A couple of divorced guys were having coffee one morning, when one asked the other “When did you know you marriage was finally over ?”.
The other grinned and stated that he was having breakfast with his ex and meant to say “Please pass the sugar”…..but what came out was “YOU F~~~ING BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE !”.

..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

3 feminists went to a men’s strip club.

Suddenly, there was a massive flock of men entering the strip club.

Because all the three feminists were topless.

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

An old guy is having a beer alone, looking really sad. The barman notices and says “Hey man, are you ok?”

The old boy says “No I’m not, my wife just ran off with my best friend”. The barman says “What a f~~~er, no wonder you look so sad, it must hurt like hell”

“It does” says the old fella “I miss him so much, he was my best friend”

[Anonymous 7]

Why are a whystanks feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

[Bob DylanParticipant 1350]

The big head that c~~~s love to blow is Ben Franklin’s

..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

[Anonymous 7]

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

After you dump your load into a washing machine it doesn’t follow you around asking; do you love me?, do you love me?, do you love me?

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

In spiderman, harry osborn came to know that peter parker was spiderman.

Because peter parker sealed marry watson’s pussy with his web as he was fed up of her acting like a whore.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Some feminist jokes:

Feminist jokes? Anyone?

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[Anonymous 7]

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.

Motorcycles’ curves never sag.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.

You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

Motorcycles don’t have parents.

Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don’t want to pay for them, you don’t get them.

If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

You don’t have to convince your Motorcycle that you’re a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.

Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Motorcycles don’t care if you are late.

You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

It’s always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

If your Motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can’t get diseases from a Motorcycle you don’t know very well.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

From internet:

A plane was about to crash. So one woman stood up and removed all her clothes. She said, ” Is there anyone who can make me feel like a woman?”

A man stood up and removed his shirt and said, iron it.

[joetechParticipant]

Did you hear about the woman golfer that was stung by a bee? She was stung between the first and second hole. Her stance was too wide.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 2]

A five letter word for a worthless kitchen untensil?

A woman!

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