Feminist jokes? Anyone?

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

These are a couple of feminist jokes I found on twitter today. Just thought I’d share:

Doctor: Madam, when was your Last Menstrual Period?

Feminist: Excuse me! ??? "Last Womenstrual period! ??

— ? A Y O O L A ? (@Locopumpy) October 15, 2016

Govt: Pls, sign it into law that women are ? % incapable of rape

E-feminist: pic.twitter.com/kghqBjRBxb

— BILLION (@BillionTwiTs) October 26, 2016

In case anyone has more, they can dump them here.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Feminism is about equality, and nothing else.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 1]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Feminism is about equality, and nothing else.

That’s the funniest, and at the same time, most “triste” thing I’ve ever heard…

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Feminism benefits men and women!

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Feminism is about equality, and nothing else.

😀
Ahahahahah!
That’s a good one.

That’s from my gender studies professor, a Swedish radical feminist:

“Capitalism is a mean used to keep women within heterosexuality”

Though it’s hilarious, she was serious when she said it…

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Zuberi Tau wrote:

Feminism benefits men and women!

😀
Another good one.

That’s going to be the absolute winner

I’m a feminist and I love men

LOL, ROTL and LMAO!

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/janie-davies/im-a-feminist-and-i-love-men_b_8336984.html

Sorry guys, I’m the clear winner: game, set and match! 😀

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Feminism is about equality, and nothing else.

Zuberi Tau wrote:

Feminism benefits men and women!

Hard to see how those can be beat.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

My reply was posted twice – can’t delete it, so I’ve just edited it to read this.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Anonymous 5]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Feminism is about equality, and nothing else.

Lol Jan- nice one! I feel ya on that! How about: “feminism is not about money and is about human welfare”

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

Feminism is about taking responsibility for your own actions.

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Cataphract wrote:

Feminism is about taking responsibility for your own actions.

This is, by far, the best one.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Feminism is about equality, and nothing else.

Cataphract wrote:

Feminism is about taking responsibility for your own actions.

You guys won this one.

I’m a feminist and I love men

LOL, ROTL and LMAO!

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/janie-davies/im-a-feminist-and-i-love-men_b_8336984.html

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Lol. That bitch clearly doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

I don’t need men to raise my children, I’ve child support !

[SolidParticipant 7520]

We want to be admired by men, don’t matter our size, but we want only to be admired by fit and handsome men, those ugly fat bastards must accept that they will never be loved !

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Let’s fight against the patriarchy, showing our t~~~ in the streets !

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