Jeff Bezos getting a divorce

[Anonymous 1]

Jeff Bezos divorce poised to knock him from richest to fourth richest person on planet

“‘If what he’s worth was acquired during the marriage, technically in the eyes of the court in Washington, it’s what they’re both worth.'”

F~~~ing nauseating.

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

—————–If this is correct,…..the national enquirer,……he is going to get ripped in the courts. A fling with another man’s wife, how f~~~ing stupid can you get.

https://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/jeff-bezos-divorce-lauren-sanchez-cheating-affair-photos-exclusive/

The National ENQUIRER Opens a New Window. can reveal that for the past eight months, the hot-blooded founder of online retail giant Amazon has two-timed novelist wife MacKenzie Bezos with busty beauty Lauren Sanchez, whose husband, Patrick Whitesell, is one of Hollywood’s most powerful talent agents.

Bezos — a self-described “family man” — has been whisking his mistress off to exotic destinations on his $65 million private jet, sending her raunchy messages and erotic selfies — including one steamy picture too explicit to print here — and having secret rendezvous at palatial private estates.

During a blockbuster four-month investigation, The ENQUIRER tracked Bezos, who turns 55 on Jan. 12, and secret lover Sanchez across five states and 40,000 miles, tailed them in private jets, swanky limos, helicopter rides, romantic hikes, five-star hotel hideaways, intimate dinner dates and “quality time” in hidden love nests.

Our reporters snapped the braggadocios billionaire and his raven-haired lover, 49, doing the dirty on their spouses together no fewer than six times in 14 days.

On one occasion they even enjoyed a secret tryst at the very Boston, Mass., hotel the Bezos family stayed at when in town for Parents Day at his son’s MIT campus!

It is the real reason why Bezos, one of the world’s most powerful men, took to Twitter on Wednesday to announce his shock divorce.

“We want to make people aware of a development in our lives. As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends,” the tweet said.

“We’ve had such a great life together as a married couple, and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures.” The ENQUIRER also has learned that the innocent spouses were recently made aware of the fling.

For more shocking photos of the pair and all the details about the largest investigation in Enquirer history, pick up a copy of a special edition of the magazine, on newsstands around the country on Thursday and Friday.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

You know, if he married 2 women, the other woman would kill the one that was filing for the divorce. I’m pretty sure of that.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

Bozo left the frumpy wife for the pudgy hot chick – If he’s a smart prick he will hit it for a while and then move from Ho to Ho not letting any grass grow under his feet. She has a nice rack, but little pig eyes. I’d still smash it.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

743 roadmaster wrote:

—————–If this is correct,…..the national enquirer,……he is going to get ripped in the courts. A fling with another man’s wife, how f~~~ing stupid can you get.
https://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/jeff-bezos-divorce-lauren-sanchez-cheating-affair-photos-exclusive/
The National ENQUIRER Opens a New Window. can reveal that for the past eight months, the hot-blooded founder of online retail giant Amazon has two-timed novelist wife MacKenzie Bezos with busty beauty Lauren Sanchez, whose husband, Patrick Whitesell, is one of Hollywood’s most powerful talent agents.Bezos — a self-described “family man” — has been whisking his mistress off to exotic destinations on his $65 million private jet, sending her raunchy messages and erotic selfies — including one steamy picture too explicit to print here — and having secret rendezvous at palatial private estates.
During a blockbuster four-month investigation, The ENQUIRER tracked Bezos, who turns 55 on Jan. 12, and secret lover Sanchez across five states and 40,000 miles, tailed them in private jets, swanky limos, helicopter rides, romantic hikes, five-star hotel hideaways, intimate dinner dates and “quality time” in hidden love nests.
Our reporters snapped the braggadocios billionaire and his raven-haired lover, 49, doing the dirty on their spouses together no fewer than six times in 14 days.
On one occasion they even enjoyed a secret tryst at the very Boston, Mass., hotel the Bezos family stayed at when in town for Parents Day at his son’s MIT campus!
It is the real reason why Bezos, one of the world’s most powerful men, took to Twitter on Wednesday to announce his shock divorce.
“We want to make people aware of a development in our lives. As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends,” the tweet said.
“We’ve had such a great life together as a married couple, and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures.” The ENQUIRER also has learned that the innocent spouses were recently made aware of the fling.
For more shocking photos of the pair and all the details about the largest investigation in Enquirer history, pick up a copy of a special edition of the magazine, on newsstands around the country on Thursday and Friday.

So, Patrick Whitesell, is a talent agent.

I bet Lauren Sanchez’s special talent is sucking c*ck. Considering her rack, maybe she does BJ while Bezos’ pecker is jammed between her oiled-up boobs.

Bezos is a c~~~.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Sandals wrote:

Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Donald Trump
George Clooney
Paul Mcartney
Robin Williams

Who else…?

George Clooney is divorced? This is the first that I’ve heard of this…

[AutoliteParticipant]

That could translate to the Amazon chairman falling to the fourth richest person in the world, assuming his fortune is halved from $137 billion to $68 billion.

If she gets half that’s $68 billion? They were married for 25 years so I figure he’ll be paying at least 100 million per blowjob…

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Autolite wrote:

That could translate to the Amazon chairman falling to the fourth richest person in the world, assuming his fortune is halved from $137 billion to $68 billion.
If she gets half that’s $68 billion? They were married for 25 years so I figure he’ll be paying at least 100 million per blowjob…

27 blowjobs per year? If so, he was doing better than I was when I was married. I think I might have gotten 27 blows in 13 years.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22520]

Sandals wrote:

Amazon uses the Visa / Mastercard system to process payments. The individual who owns that processing system is far richer than Bezos will ever be. The ten richest people on Earth will never make it onto the top ten Richest people on Earth list. They make sure of that.

I know. But listing any of those names is a quick way to get deplatformed, or worse.

Besides, it depends on if you factor wealth as corporations being controlled compared to actually holding the paper-stock of a companies. There are a lot of ways to calculate who is the “richest”.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

I guess “Mrs. Bezos” has realized that Amazon has hit its PRIME.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[narwhalParticipant]

I read the Bezos owns 17% of the stock. If she gets half (and I’m now thinking she will since it’s state law and he cheated on her) then that gives her around 9% stock, in addition to whatever she may have already had. Would that give her a seat on the board?

And would law prevent her from doing an immediate sell off?

Ok. Then do it.

[LionOnTheLooseParticipant 1315]

Ranger One wrote:

Autolite wrote:

That could translate to the Amazon chairman falling to the fourth richest person in the world, assuming his fortune is halved from $137 billion to $68 billion. If she gets half that’s $68 billion? They were married for 25 years so I figure he’ll be paying at least 100 million per blowjob…

27 blowjobs per year? If so, he was doing better than I was when I was married. I think I might have gotten 27 blows in 13 years.

I can beat that. I got 0 blowjobs in 7 years of marriage. Nada. Never make assumptions about the number of blowjobs taking place in any marriage!

There aren't holes in your pockets. It's called marriage.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Enquirer owner is Trump’s friend yes? Hmm….. Maybe Trump does have some stuff under control more than I thought.

And why the f~~~ isn’t Bezos with some 18 year old virgin? WTF? A post wall cheating wife? It’s all just so weird.

[Anonymous 1]

LionOnTheLoose wrote:

I can beat that. I got 0 blowjobs in 7 years of marriage. Nada. Never make assumptions about the number of blowjobs taking place in any marriage!

No one can beat a goose egg, but I’m pretty close myself, with a single c~~~sucking in 15 years. I went down on her countless times, and loved every glorious second of it.

(That was a while ago. We haven’t touched each other in nine years; after her unwaverimg disrespect, horrifically bad housekeeping, poor parenting which includes a text to me that she doesn’t like her own daughters, and constant nagging and complaining, she’s long been completely unattractive to me. The thought of touching her anymore repulses me. If I weren’t a Christian man, I would have f~~~ed one of her hot friends years ago. Maybe I still will, one of them looks like Melissa Moore and is divorced.)

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

Anonymous wrote:

LionOnTheLoose wrote:

I can beat that. I got 0 blowjobs in 7 years of marriage. Nada. Never make assumptions about the number of blowjobs taking place in any marriage!

No one can beat a goose egg, but I’m pretty close myself, with a single c~~~sucking in 15 years. I went down on her countless times, and loved every glorious second of it.
(That was a while ago. We haven’t touched each other in nine years; after her unwaverimg disrespect, horrifically bad housekeeping, poor parenting which includes a text to me that she doesn’t like her own daughters, and constant nagging and complaining, she’s long been completely unattractive to me. The thought of touching her anymore repulses me. If I weren’t a Christian man, I would have f~~~ed one of her hot friends years ago. Maybe I still will, one of them looks like Melissa Moore and is divorced.)

Am I missing something or have you not make an Intro?? Why are you putting up with this bulls~~~ and why haven’t you kicked her ass to the curb??

[Anonymous 1]

CombatRoll wrote:

F-Sharp wrote:

No one can beat a goose egg, but I’m pretty close myself, with a single c~~~sucking in 15 years. I went down on her countless times, and loved every glorious second of it.(That was a while ago. We haven’t touched each other in nine years; after her unwaverimg disrespect, horrifically bad housekeeping, poor parenting which includes a text to me that she doesn’t like her own daughters, and constant nagging and complaining, she’s long been completely unattractive to me. The thought of touching her anymore repulses me. If I weren’t a Christian man, I would have f~~~ed one of her hot friends years ago. Maybe I still will, one of them looks like Melissa Moore and is divorced.)

Am I missing something or have you not make an Intro?? Why are you putting up with this bulls~~~ and why haven’t you kicked her ass to the curb??

That’s a weird question, considering we should all know that “kicking her ass to the curb” has been fraught with pitfalls for the last several decades, now. Have you even been married?

I guess some men still need to have this explained to them, but the reasons I haven’t done so are the same ones that have kept lots of men in bad marriages. The two biggest ones are:

• Draconian divorce laws that make the split financially devastating (doubly bad in my state of California, where taxation and the cost of living are through the roof)
• We have children; my daughters (who mean everything to me) need me, I cannot leave them alone with the self-absorbed, irresponsible, and disorganized shrew for any significant length of time

The main problem that I need to solve is finding a pathway to full custody of my daughters. They are my number one priority, and any outcome that involves my not being consistently the chief parental influence in their lives is unacceptable. I shudder to think where my daughters would be emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually, now, if I had skipped out years ago.

This very thread is in a forum devoted to the problems of marriage and divorce. Much as I wish that it were, simply “kicking her ass to the curb” is no matter of little complexity.

[Anonymous 1]

“Your Honor, a BILLION dollars is simply not enough…I want the 65 BILLION I’m ENTITLED to!!!”

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

Anonymous wrote:

CombatRoll wrote:

F-Sharp wrote:

No one can beat a goose egg, but I’m pretty close myself, with a single c~~~sucking in 15 years. I went down on her countless times, and loved every glorious second of it.(That was a while ago. We haven’t touched each other in nine years; after her unwaverimg disrespect, horrifically bad housekeeping, poor parenting which includes a text to me that she doesn’t like her own daughters, and constant nagging and complaining, she’s long been completely unattractive to me. The thought of touching her anymore repulses me. If I weren’t a Christian man, I would have f~~~ed one of her hot friends years ago. Maybe I still will, one of them looks like Melissa Moore and is divorced.)

Am I missing something or have you not make an Intro?? Why are you putting up with this bulls~~~ and why haven’t you kicked her ass to the curb??

That’s a weird question, considering we should all know that “kicking her ass to the curb” has been fraught with pitfalls for the last several decades, now. Have you even been married?
I guess some men still need to have this explained to them, but the reasons I haven’t done so are the same ones that have kept lots of men in bad marriages. The two biggest ones are:

• Draconian divorce laws that make the split financially devastating (doubly bad in my state of California, where taxation and the cost of living are through the roof)
• We have children; my daughters (who mean everything to me) need me, I cannot leave them alone with the self-absorbed, irresponsible, and disorganized shrew for any significant length of time

The main problem that I need to solve is finding a pathway to full custody of my daughters. They are my number one priority, and any outcome that involves my not being consistently the chief parental influence in their lives is unacceptable. I shudder to think where my daughters would be emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually, now, if I had skipped out years ago.
This very thread is in a forum devoted to the problems of marriage and divorce. Much as I wish that it were, simply “kicking her ass to the curb” is no matter of little complexity.

That is precisely the problem of a lack of proper introduction. We don’t know you, nor we are mandated to, so it is great to be introducted, so that way we can check your notes and act properly.

Anyway, “cheeper to keep her” is bulls~~~. In the long run, it will be ten times more expensive to keep the c~~~ than to c~~~ punt her, and you know it, specially in Commiefornia where you have double the years of vaginamony as you have been married to the bitch.

The earlier you cut her loose, more time you will have to recover from the financial rape. Do that later and you might as well just find a way to win Money under the table to pay for all the trouble and the s~~~ ton of vaginamony you will be fined to pay.
Freedom comes at a price, and this damn thing keeps racking up interest over the months and years, for the government wants you to be its bitch through your flesh and bones bitch.

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[Anonymous 1]

F-Sharp wrote:

That’s a weird question, considering we should all know that “kicking her ass to the curb” has been fraught with pitfalls for the last several decades, now. Have you even been married?I guess some men still need to have this explained to them, but the reasons I haven’t done so are the same ones that have kept lots of men in bad marriages. The two biggest ones are:

• Draconian divorce laws that make the split financially devastating (doubly bad in my state of California, where taxation and the cost of living are through the roof)
• We have children; my daughters (who mean everything to me) need me, I cannot leave them alone with the self-absorbed, irresponsible, and disorganized shrew for any significant length of time

The main problem that I need to solve is finding a pathway to full custody of my daughters. They are my number one priority, and any outcome that involves my not being consistently the chief parental influence in their lives is unacceptable. I shudder to think where my daughters would be emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually, now, if I had skipped out years ago.This very thread is in a forum devoted to the problems of marriage and divorce. Much as I wish that it were, simply “kicking her ass to the curb” is no matter of little complexity.

… “cheeper to keep her” is bulls~~~. In the long run, it will be ten times more expensive to keep the c~~~ than to c~~~ punt her, and you know it, specially in Commiefornia where you have double the years of vaginamony as you have been married to the bitch.

As a rule, it’s bulls~~~, yes. But in my particular case, it isn’t, since we’ve been married almost fifteen years.

Are people here actually interested in discussing specific problems, or do participants mostly just take opportunities to woke signal and propagate catch phrases?]

F-Sharp wrote:

That’s a weird question, considering we should all know that “kicking her ass to the curb” has been fraught with pitfalls for the last several decades, now. Have you even been married?I guess some men still need to have this explained to them, but the reasons I haven’t done so are the same ones that have kept lots of men in bad marriages. The two biggest ones are:

• Draconian divorce laws that make the split financially devastating (doubly bad in my state of California, where taxation and the cost of living are through the roof)
• We have children; my daughters (who mean everything to me) need me, I cannot leave them alone with the self-absorbed, irresponsible, and disorganized shrew for any significant length of time

The main problem that I need to solve is finding a pathway to full custody of my daughters. They are my number one priority, and any outcome that involves my not being consistently the chief parental influence in their lives is unacceptable. I shudder to think where my daughters would be emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually, now, if I had skipped out years ago.This very thread is in a forum devoted to the problems of marriage and divorce. Much as I wish that it were, simply “kicking her ass to the curb” is no matter of little complexity.

… “cheeper to keep her” is bulls~~~. In the long run, it will be ten times more expensive to keep the c~~~ than to c~~~ punt her, and you know it, specially in Commiefornia where you have double the years of vaginamony as you have been married to the bitch.[/quote]

As a rule, it’s bulls~~~, yes. But in my particular case, it isn’t, since we’ve been married almost fifteen years.

Also, again: My two daughters are involved. Money isn’t the primary issue.

Are people here actually interested in discussing specific problems, or do participants mostly just take opportunities to woke signal and propagate catch phrases?

[fqndunParticipant 59]

FunInTheSun wrote:

All she’d have to do is not be a bitch and give me access to her sexy body.

ah, there’s the rub…

My money is my money and your money is our money.

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