If a woman asks you what you do for a living

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Cap285 wrote:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s some s~~~ Captain Kirk would say.

🙂 So is this . . . .

Twice as funny for those who know who George Takei is.

Kirk out.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Keymaster wrote:

Cap285 wrote:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s some s~~~ Captain Kirk would say.

So is this . . . .
Twice as funny for those who know who George Takei is.
Kirk out.

Oh my!

Fuck this planet.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Cap285 wrote:

Oh my!

Yeah, well we have had to listen and look at this “Make America Gay Again” nonsense long enough….. and audiences had to watch Sulu in “Star Trek Beyond (2016)” with his boyfriend and adopted child….. and they had their laughs.

So I hope they enjoyed their time there.

Have boyfriend and an adopted child if thats’ their thing, but America can do without with snide comments, jabs, sarcasm (“Contratulations America!”), & catty behavior etc.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Nice Guy Eddie wrote:

Her: “What do you do?”

Me: “I perform partial-birth abortions.”

Her (after the briefest hesitation): “So…..you’re a doctor?”

Her: *Flicks hair*

LOL! This thread is an instant classic.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 54]

Anonymous wrote:

I hunt witches.
But dont worry, its my day off.

Thanks for all the + 1’s.But this isnt mine, I heard it some where.

Spread it around.!!!

[trader1913Participant 1577]

At parties; the men either have silent respect for me or try to belittle me because i earn more in a day than they do in a week. The women try to gauge how much i earn because i dont tell them my income; they often ask when im going to buy a house.

None of it affects me anymore because i have freedom from the blue pill world and 9-5 wage-slavery.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Keymaster wrote:

Cap285 wrote:

Oh my!

Yeah, well we have had to listen and look at this “Make America Gay Again” nonsense long enough….. and audiences had to watch Sulu in “Star Trek Beyond (2016)” with his boyfriend and adopted child….. and they had their laughs.

So I hope they enjoyed their time there.

Have boyfriend and an adopted child if thats’ their thing, but America can do without with snide comments, jabs, sarcasm (“Contratulations America!”), & catty behavior etc.

All those years you thought he was adjusting the Astrogator, he was touching Chekov.

Fuck this planet.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Thanks for all the + 1’s. But this isnt mine, I heard it some where.

Spread it around.!!!

I dont’ care that it’s not yours. It’s pure genius. I laughed for an hour about it, and had after shocks in the car too. Busted out laughing waiting for a red light.

Make it every man’s first response to “so what do you do?” and women will wonder “WTF is going on??? Why does every guy say that??” They don’t even know how annoying the question is.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 54]

trader1913 wrote:

At parties; the men either have silent respect for me or try to belittle me because i earn more in a day than they do in a week. The women try to gauge how much i earn because i dont tell them my income; they often ask when im going to buy a house.

None of it affects me anymore because i have freedom from the blue pill world and 9-5 wage-slavery.

Dude, I’ll bet your earn more in one day than I do all f~~~ing year! Haha
Man I LOVE Capitalism!!! F~~~ Yea!!!

[AutoliteParticipant]

I would just tell her that I’m currently ‘between jobs’ then I’d ask her if she could spare some change and if she could give me a ride to the liquor store…

[TwistParticipant]

Anal porn star… I’m on the giving end. ha

I’ve used the “in adult films” answer before. I ask if they’ve seen me, my screen name is Tripod.

Witch hunter – I’m still laughing at that one…

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Wally wrote:

sidecar wrote:

: “So, what do you do?”
: Looks her up and down, spending extra time examining her shoes. Shakes his head while giving a quiet disparaging chuckle. “No, thank you. Not interested.” Walks away.

That’s awesome, the greatest insult, will give them such a complex about their shoes, they will spend months on it! But be careful Sidecar, they will get the tingles for you.

Girls at work are always trying to find out how much money I have particularly one much older and one much younger that I have known many years, mostly in jest but it’s like their hypergamy cant help but ask that one question.

Brilliant, make sure your car isn’t parked anywhere near because she will scratch it.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

blade wrote:

If it is a random woman i tell them i play the markets . Then have a s~~~ load of fun f~~~ing with them . Cheap entertainment they PROVIDE for me .

Wait, stock market speculation gets chicks wet?

I just got into it, and I have to ask: why? It consists of staring at a computer screen all day, obsessively refreshing a page every few minutes, and trying not to have a panic attack. Ah, I bet they have a romanticized image of it, like in Wall Street.

Why can’t the world accept a romanticized image of engineers, like the John Galt type. 🙁

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Anonymous wrote:

Eric Lauder wrote:

Why I should have a crappy looking car?

I like cars where I can spin wrenches when something goes wrong so new cars don’t qualify, sadly. I also do a lot of IT security work, and you can’t remotely hack a 1988 Mustang or an old F-150. Losing materialistic wenches’ interest from them is a side benefit though the Mustang is kind of classy looking.

Then the GTO doesn’t qualify, because even it’s vintage (it’s first series) it was extremely advanced for its time.
My dream, however, would be a Rover P5, last series, 1972-73, coupé.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[trader1913Participant 1577]

Anonymous wrote:

Dude, I’ll bet your earn more in one day than I do all f~~~ing year! Haha
Man I LOVE Capitalism!!! F~~~ Yea!!!

I hope I can pay back my mgtow brothers for the knowledge they have given me. I was going to become an accountant and get married to a housewife, in my culture/religion the parents arrange a marriage for you, but i broke my shackles when i found mgtow.

I have friends that went onto the arranged marriage path and almost all their money goes towards the wife and kids. Their whole life is dedicated to being an atm/bodyguard. Thank you for MGTOW!

Rockmaninoff wrote:

Wait, stock market speculation gets chicks wet?

I just got into it, and I have to ask: why? It consists of staring at a computer screen all day, obsessively refreshing a page every few minutes, and trying not to have a panic attack. Ah, I bet they have a romanticized image of it, like in Wall Street.

Why can’t the world accept a romanticized image of engineers, like the John Galt type.

Stock market tells women that you are a risk-taking person; most likely a high-functioning psycopath, and of course loaded with money.

Fat, ugly guys on wall-street can pull hot women because they treat them like s~~~ and have money. But they usually prefer hookers and cocaine lol

[MichaelSpectator 544]

RealityBites wrote:

Tell her you work part time at a restaurant as a dishwasher or short order cook…and once you do this…time how long it takes for her to quickly leave.

Always dress like a bum, drive a crappy looking car (but keep it very well maintained) (in fact the crappier looking the better)…

Women will leave you alone.

No. He will sound/look like a loser to anyone within earshot. What he should do is become financially successful. THEN give them this reply.

[MichaelSpectator 544]

If you live in Los Angeles the first question is “what’s your name?”. The second question is “so what do you do?”.

I liked it at first; when I thought the person was interested in getting to know me.

Now I find it extremely annoying.

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