If a woman asks you what you do for a living

[Anonymous 54]

Keymaster wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

I hunt witches.
But dont worry, its my day off.

+100 omfg rotflmaooooooo…..

That’s my response from now on. THANK YOU!! I have tears.

Thanks, but thats not mine. I heard it somewhere or other. Im still waiting to use it, but they dont ask anymore! Hahah

[FermatParticipant 3478]

W: What do you do for a living?
M: I do me for a living.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[experiencedParticipant]

“I do TWO things:

1) I __________ for a living.

And

2) I write online warning young men about gold-diggers.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[BoarParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

Tell them you impregnate farm animals. Not necessarily artificially.

Careful there: landwhales may soon qualify as livestock….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[DDJParticipant 1880]

I ALWAYS respond with two questions:

1. Based on your weight and height how does the Body Mass Index identify you…too thin…too fat…or within normal range?

2. Based on how you look right now…if you took off your makeup, would I be able to still recognize you or do you look completely different?

They usually get offended,but before they can respond, I follow up with…asking a guy what he does for a living is cheap and tacky…it makes you look like a gold digger or a prostitute who’s cherry picking guys who can afford to spend money on her…like a used car salesman…I’m interested in neither.

Every woman is a slut, if you catch her on the right day.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I’ve only heard this phrase maybe a dozen of times in my lifetime. Because I don’t date
unlike some of you thirsty brothers

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

PistolPete wrote:

Tell them—I don’t work rather I have 6 women who work for me and they give my money–daily…would you like to join?

Gonna swipe this one lol

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Alas I may never get a chance to use any of these since I’m pretty much invisible to most women.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Anonymous 42]

I don’t get close enough to be questioned! THAT’S WHAT I DO FOR BOTH A LIVING AND TO STAY ALIVE!

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

To me:

So, what do you do for a living?

Is the same as:

So, How big are those f~~~ing t~~~ of yours?

[Anonymous 42]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

So, How big are those f~~~ing t~~~ of yours?

More appropriate; how wet is your pussy?

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I just thought of a good one.

Next time a girl asks what you do, tell her you’re a pimp and she works for you now. “Get yo ho ass out there and make me some money, bitch!”

[UnbelievableyetnotParticipant 512]

I’d say I’m a professional Beyblader.

No really.

And on the side I recolor Sonic the Hedgehog.

[experiencedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t get close enough to be questioned! THAT’S WHAT I DO FOR BOTH A LIVING AND TO STAY ALIVE!

Unfortunately, this occurred in the dentist’s office.
I told her I’m here to get that done, not to answer her questions.
She got p~~~ed and left the room to talk with the receptionist and the receptionist laughed and she cackled like a witch.
Upon returning to the exam room she asked a question that had the answer on her charts, I ignored her.
They brought in another nurse and we got along great, no gold-digging only joking.
Then the dentist came in hand he was p~~~ed – I thought, HIS problem, don’t hire gold-digging c~~~s.
This will be read and next time the c~~~ will seek vengeance, her problem not mine.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

I abduct kittens and sell them to the Japs so they can turn them into the broth of the ramiem noodle soups you buy at the store, And when i am not abducting kittens i abduct puppies and sell them to mcdonalds to make them into their fries so when you think you are being vegan and eating potatoes you actually are eating chirarhahas.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

RealityBites wrote:

Tell her you work part time at a restaurant as a dishwasher or short order cook…and once you do this…time how long it takes for her to quickly leave.

Always dress like a bum, drive a crappy looking car (but keep it very well maintained) (in fact the crappier looking the better)…

Women will leave you alone.

Why I should have a crappy looking car?
I have a Jaguar X-Type and a Mitsubishi GTO, but I use much more the company’s car, Fiat Punto, that s~~~
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Punto#Third_generation_.282005.E2.80.93present.29
It’s good because police don’t stop me when they see it’s the car of a well known and respected company.
The only problem is that I own just only a parking within my building and actually I use three 😀 however it’s a minor problem since in my building there are plenty old ladies, widows, they have parkings but don’t use it, so I use theirs 😀

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Nice Guy EddieParticipant 527]

Her: “What do you do?”

Me: “I perform partial-birth abortions.”

Her (after the briefest hesitation): “So…..you’re a doctor?”

Her: *Flicks hair*

NGE

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

TaxGuy wrote:

What do you do for a living?
Do you do all three inputs? How much do you weigh?

Tell them you impregnate farm animals. Not necessarily artificially.

F~~~ing hell, I just spilled my tea!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 11]

Eric Lauder wrote:

Why I should have a crappy looking car?

I like cars where I can spin wrenches when something goes wrong so new cars don’t qualify, sadly. I also do a lot of IT security work, and you can’t remotely hack a 1988 Mustang or an old F-150. Losing materialistic wenches’ interest from them is a side benefit though the Mustang is kind of classy looking.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

When that job interview s~~~ starts, I leave. She’s sniffing out your wallet.

Keymaster wrote:

I do this all the time now….

“So what do you do? / Were do you work?”

“I’m an astronaut. ( points to the sky ) You see that? That’s my office.”

“Really???”

“No.”

Never give a woman a direct answer to a question unless it is “no”.

Personal MGTOW 101.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s some s~~~ Captain Kirk would say.

Fuck this planet.

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