If a woman asks you what you do for a living

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

Tell her you work part time at a restaurant as a dishwasher or short order cook…and once you do this…time how long it takes for her to quickly leave.

Always dress like a bum, drive a crappy looking car (but keep it very well maintained) (in fact the crappier looking the better)…

Women will leave you alone.

[GrumpyParticipant]

I just tell them I live.
Isn’t that what living is for?

I dont give out details anymore, I dont care about their personal census taking.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[bladeParticipant]

If it is a random woman i tell them i play the markets . Then have a s~~~ load of fun f~~~ing with them . Cheap entertainment they PROVIDE for me .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 11]

Unemployed, the same thing I tell the panhandlers.

I drive older reliable vehicles and live in what a woman would call a hood. There are no McMansions just well built older homes on high land. McMansion land is where the swamps were.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I do this all the time now….

“So what do you do? / Were do you work?”

“I’m an astronaut. ( points to the sky ) You see that? That’s my office.”

“Really???”

“No.”

Never give a woman a direct answer to a question unless it is “no”.

Personal MGTOW 101.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 54]

I hunt witches.
But dont worry, its my day off.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Tell them—I don’t work rather I have 6 women who work for me and they give my money–daily…would you like to join?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I hunt witches.
But dont worry, its my day off.

+100 omfg rotflmaooooooo…..

That’s my response from now on. THANK YOU!! I have tears.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I’m a KGB agent

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Keymaster wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

I hunt witches.
But dont worry, its my day off.

+100 rotflmaooooooo…..

Thought the same.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

: “So, what do you do?”
: Looks her up and down, spending extra time examining her shoes. Shakes his head while giving a quiet disparaging chuckle. “No, thank you. Not interested.” Walks away.

RealityBites wrote:

Always dress like a bum, drive a crappy looking car (but keep it very well maintained) (in fact the crappier looking the better)…

Stealth wealth isn’t that easy for Black Men. We walk a fine line between dressing too badly and getting hassled by cops and dressing too well and getting hassled by bitches. I tend to err on the side of too well. Telling a bitch to f~~~ off is easier and safer than telling cops to f~~~ off.

[GrumpyParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

Telling a bitch to f~~~ off is easier and safer than telling cops to f~~~ off.

Preach it brother

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[WallyParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

: “So, what do you do?”
: Looks her up and down, spending extra time examining her shoes. Shakes his head while giving a quiet disparaging chuckle. “No, thank you. Not interested.” Walks away.

That’s awesome, the greatest insult, will give them such a complex about their shoes, they will spend months on it! But be careful Sidecar, they will get the tingles for you.

Girls at work are always trying to find out how much money I have particularly one much older and one much younger that I have known many years, mostly in jest but it’s like their hypergamy cant help but ask that one question.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Anonymous 2]

Old Sage,man that is absolutely brilliant!! I am going to use it too for sure! hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous 3]

Why do you people feel the need to answer everyone all the time?

I’m sure many of you have noticed women, from a very young age, refuse to acknowledge things they don’t want to hear, and will refuse to speak to anybody they feel is beneath them. Or they will be very dismissive if they even interact at all with those people.

You need to learn from that, because it is in fact the correct way to act when people say stupid things. When someone says stupid things or annoys you, just don’t talk to them. At all. Completely stonewall them. If you respond you are playing a losing game, because annoying people know how to best be annoying and drag someone else into their games, and you just won’t be able to win that. They won’t be bothered no matter what you say in response, they’ll just find a way to spin it against you.

Stoic men of the past were men of few words. You’d be lucky to get a grunt from them in response if you couldn’t say anything intelligent or worthwhile.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

What do you do for a living?
Do you do all three inputs? How much do you weigh?

Tell them you impregnate farm animals. Not necessarily artificially.

Order the good wine

[RedRojasParticipant 559]

Tell them you write books and run websites that support “toxic masculinity.” They give you a blank expression then head for the hills ASAP. They’re kinda like deer. haahaha!

Consistency is victory - Ultra Magnus

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Wally wrote:

That’s awesome, the greatest insult, will give them such a complex about their shoes, they will spend months on it!

They already all have a complex about shoes. I’m just recommending working it.

Seriously, I don’t know what the f~~~ it is with women and shoes, but it is what it is, and I’m not going to refuse a universal way to f~~~ with them like that.

[Chris1234Participant 353]

I tell them my ‘official’ job description as it sounds like I make far more than what I actually do. I love their gold digging reaction. Ive got no interest in dating etc so its just about their reaction! The best reactions are from girls you knew growing up who had no interest in you back then.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I have fun with this question.

I sometimes tell women that I have a research grant to study female orgasms and that last week two women were hospitalized.

I never share financial information with women.

I like Old Sage’s comeback and plan to use it.
“Yes sweetie, I have a research grant to study witchcraft in America. Are you free for an interview next week?”

[Author]

Posts