I Really Don't Get You Guys…

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

@keymaster:  I should have mentioned that I had slipped on the ice and broken both of my wrists.  I had no choice but to sit on my ass and be bored that month.  I couldn’t even wipe my own ass.  It was f~~~ing horrible.  I don’t even watch TV or movies (except maybe 1-2 hours a week).  I run several businesses and I don’t have time for that crap.  I about died of boredom.  That was about 5 years ago.  I haven’t been bored since.  I’m too busy to be bored.  Being a workaholic isn’t exactly fun, but it’s better than watching TV all day.

EDIT:  Now that I think about it, I haven’t watched anything but ponies for over a year now.  And only when a new episode comes out (once a week for about half the year).  That’s actually really sad when you think about it.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The whole time I was downloading the episodes I kept shaking my head and thinking “I can’t believe I’m actually doing this.”

I have no f~~~ing idea it’s possible to even THINK “I can’t believe I’m actually doing this.”

Just like you have no interest in trying to understand basic biology…..
I have no interest in understanding how the f~~~ that’s even possible.

But it sure is revealing.

Think about it. You’re in here justifying why you download episodes of my pretty pony against your own knowledge, or better judgement…. but sex between men and women is a totally foreign concept to you and you require / expect / summon a group of men to explain it to you.

“I can’t believe I’m actually doing this.” is what someone who is half asleep says.

Reminds of the times I heard a few girls say “I CANT BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH THAT TOTAL ASSHOLE!!!!!”
As if she sleeps with her legs apart.

I’m out.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RennieParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

Learn to play Chopin or Rachmaninoff on the piano.

Funny you should mention, Rachmaninoff, I just discovered he was the author of this piece of music I heard elsewhere, but couldn’t identify.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

That’s my favorite piece of music of all time. I can actually play it. No bulls~~~. I haven’t played it in about 3 years and I still haven’t learned ALL of the variations…. but I did play the 18th variation at a Christmas party last year. Some people in the room had known me for 12 years and they never knew that I played.

There is actually a “haunted house” / comedy club attraction in Los Angeles. A old friend and I went there, and in one room, there is a grand piano (in a room like a grand library) that is played by a ghost…. who is obviously sitting behind a wall and he takes requests. So you tell the ghost what to play and he plays it. Most people might say “play a song from the Lion King”.. or “something by Beyoncee”……

So I said “play colors of the wind from Pochahontas”….. and the piano just started playing it right away.

Then I said “play something by Scott Joplin”….. and he played “Bethena”. ( although it wasn’t perfect was getting impressed!)

Then I said “Play the 18th variation from Rachmaninoff’s Variations on a Theme of Paganini” ……..

…. and there was silence. The ghost was either totally freaking out, or scrambling for the sheet music.
Or he was laughing and thinking “who the f~~~ is this guy?”.

And then as if by magic… he played it PERFECTLY. It’s not possible!!
I couldn’t f~~~ing believe my ears. Just pulled it out of my ass, and he played it perfectly.

I jumped back and my friend was totally blown away.
He couldn’t believe what he just witnessed.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[QcummerParticipant 652]

wow, that was pleasant. now I got some new s~~~ to listen to. thx.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Qcummer wrote:

wow, that was pleasant. now I got some new s~~~ to listen to. thx.

I get chills every time.

Here’s the whole thing.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BloodyNineParticipant 87]

Umbreon wrote:

@Applejack It’s Ok, I’m in the same boat as to “why…..?” The same guys who talk about male freedom and not bending to women also are sitting there focusing attention on making women screw them. This means giving women attention and bending to their will even if just for a few minutes.

Do you not see the paradox in your argument? Are we making when screw us (which implies they are bending to our will), or are we bending to theirs?

I think there are a lot of inexperienced dudes here so let me help you out.

Women think men are hot. Women think men are sexy. (Most) Women, believe it or not, love sex and having orgasms. Most women love getting dominated in the sack and getting their asses slapped, hair pulled, and roughly handled.  So banging a chick is a FAIR exchange—a mutually beneficial arrangement. When you go to the grocery store and pull out money out of your wallet to use as a tool in exchange for food, is the grocery store owner bending to your will or are you bending to his? Same concept. Fair, voluntary, exchange.

Most of us don’t hate women here; we just understand that 99% of the time they are terrible at relationships. Add the legal system and a feminist-minded society on-top of that and most people here avoid LTR and marriage altogether. That’s the essence of it.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

BloodyNine wrote:

Women think men are hot. Women think men are sexy. (Most) Women, believe it or not, love sex and having orgasms. Most women love getting dominated in the sack and getting their asses slapped, hair pulled, and roughly handled. So banging a chick is a FAIR exchange—a mutually beneficial arrangement. When you go to the grocery store and pull out money out of your wallet to use as a tool in exchange for food, is the grocery store owner bending to your will or are you bending to his? Same concept. Fair, voluntary, exchange.

Most of us don’t hate women here; we just understand that 99% of the time they are terrible at relationships. Add the legal system and a feminist-minded society on-top of that and most people here avoid LTR and marriage altogether. That’s the essence of it.

A great post man. It is what it is.

PS. Weird. I hope Visual editor is not getting deleted. It’s superior and ability to change image size is great aswell.
temporarily disabled Ah kk

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[UmbreonParticipant 152]

Applejack wrote:

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I haven’t watched anything but ponies for over a year now. And only when a new episode comes out (once a week for about half the year). That’s actually really sad when you think about it.

Watching less TV and doing more actual stuff is a good thing. Doubly so when the show was just meant as entertainment anyway.

BloodyNine wrote:

So banging a chick is a FAIR exchange—a mutually beneficial arrangement. When you go to the grocery store and pull out money out of your wallet to use as a tool in exchange for food, is the grocery store owner bending to your will or are you bending to his? Same concept. Fair, voluntary, exchange.

Most of us don’t hate women here; we just understand that 99% of the time they are terrible at relationships. Add the legal system and a feminist-minded society on-top of that and most people here avoid LTR and marriage altogether. That’s the essence of it.

Buying food at the grocery store is a clear-cut trade where everyone benefits: I have food, the store has money. Sex isn’t so clear as to if it’s an “even trade”. Food is also needed for survival, but we can live without sex.

If women are very bad at relationships and it’s debatable whether women can have sex without relationships, is having sex but dealing with one side trying to enforce a horrible relationship an equal trade? Is it worth spending your time/money to pick up females for sex over and over when it becomes clear that “keeping” one is unwise? After all, those resources could have been spent on other things. Is potentially giving up your health for the rest of your life a fair trade for an orgasm? When she gets pregnant, is it worth dealing with the fallout for the rest of your life?

I guess it boils down to two questions: how much do you value sex with women and how much are you willing to risk/pay before you decide it’s too much?

Some of us think it’s a bad trade and just don’t do it. It’s hard for us to see risking our health, our happiness, our time and our money on something so fleeting that can have such massive, nasty fallout as sex with women. Humans are thinking animals capable of deciding to ignore non-vital biological impulse in favor of what we deem a better use of our time and resources, so that’s what the celibate MGTOW does. You don’t have to be a virgin to say “nope” nor do you have to be worldly or “hate” women, you just have to feel it’s a bad trade and decide not to buy in. That’s all.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

[Canadian SportsFanParticipant 216]

Come on OP, really?

Jerking off to porn on the laptop is hardly the same as blowing your load in a willing girl’s mouth, or pussy.

Yes we’re slaves to our dicks.

Hookers seem like the next best option for those who are completely swearing off relationships with women.

[RennieParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

That’s my favorite piece of music of all time. I can actually play it. No bulls~~~. I haven’t played it in about 3 years and I still haven’t learned ALL of the variations…. but I did play the 18th variation at a Christmas party last year. Some people in the room had known me for 12 years and they never knew that I played.

There is actually a “haunted house” / comedy club attraction in Los Angeles. A old friend and I went there, and in one room, there is a grand piano (in a room like a grand library) that is played by a ghost…. who is obviously sitting behind a wall and he takes requests. So you tell the ghost what to play and he plays it. Most people might say “play a song from the Lion King”.. or “something by Beyoncee”……

So I said “play colors of the wind from Pochahontas”….. and the piano just started playing it right away.

Then I said “play something by Scott Joplin”….. and he played “Bethena”. ( although it wasn’t perfect was getting impressed!)

Then I said “Play the 18th variation from Rachmaninoff’s Variations on a Theme of Paganini” ……..

…. and there was silence. The ghost was either totally freaking out, or scrambling for the sheet music.
Or he was laughing and thinking “who the f~~~ is this guy?”.

And then as if by magic… he played it PERFECTLY. It’s not possible!!
I couldn’t f~~~ing believe my ears. Just pulled it out of my ass, and he played it perfectly.

I jumped back and my friend was totally blown away.
He couldn’t believe what he just witnessed.

I heard it in a Youtube video and mistook it for some “1950’s piano music”, since the subject involved 1950’s life. The video later got deleted because it had Scott Joplin playing in part of it as well.

Then Youtube one day creepily and randomly sent me to a page with that same song.

Speaking of the pony show, I just happened upon this while making the rounds.
http://culturalmarxism.net/the-new-my-little-pony-inflatable-sex-doll-hit-the-shelves/

[BloodyNineParticipant 87]

Umbreon wrote:

Buying food at the grocery store is a clear-cut trade where everyone benefits: I have food, the store has money. Sex isn’t so clear as to if it’s an “even trade”. Food is also needed for survival, but we can live without sex.

Sex is a clear cut trade off, too, provided we have the stones to be upfront with the chicks before we screw them. And sure—you can live without sex, but why deprive yourself of it? You can jackoff instead, but why eat horse meat when God has gifted you filet mignon?

Umbreon wrote:

If women are very bad at relationships and it’s debatable whether women can have sex without relationships, is having sex but dealing with one side trying to enforce a horrible relationship an equal trade?
Is it worth spending your time/money to pick up females for sex over and over when it becomes clear that “keeping” one is unwise? After all, those resources could have been spent on other things. Is potentially giving up your health for the rest of your life a fair trade for an orgasm? When she gets pregnant, is it worth dealing with the fallout for the rest of your life?

That’s throwing a contingency into the sex argument. I used to have a girl I could message and say, “hey, what’s up with a blow job?” and roll through and get it. Nothing else. I used to have another girl I would call and say, “Hey what are you up to? Can I swoop you up.” And f~~~ her in my car. That was it. No relationships with either. And with Tinder and other social networking apps, being in a relationship in order to have sex has become mostly moot, at this point.

Umbreon wrote:

I guess it boils down to two questions: how much do you value sex with women and how much are you willing to risk/pay before you decide it’s too much?

Some of us think it’s a bad trade and just don’t do it. It’s hard for us to see risking our health, our happiness, our time and our money on something so fleeting that can have such massive, nasty fallout as sex with women. Humans are thinking animals capable of deciding to ignore non-vital biological impulse in favor of what we deem a better use of our time and resources, so that’s what the celibate MGTOW does. You don’t have to be a virgin to say “nope” nor do you have to be worldly or “hate” women, you just have to feel it’s a bad trade and decide not to buy in. That’s all.

Wearing a condom mitigates 99.9% of risk. Many chicks are into casual sex and the last thing they want is to get knocked up. But, I am not ragging on people for avoiding sex with women. Just trying to get some truths out there.

[Anonymous 29]

Applejack wrote:

WHY THE F~~~ do you guys actually still have sex with them?

I beg to differ. There is nothing wrong with using an appliance.

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

@cicero: If condoms were that effective, there wouldn’t be so many kids born in developed countries with access to them. I mean, let’s be honest here. Most kids born are accidents. Not many men are deluded enough to actually think they want one themselves. Some let their wives guilt them into having a kid. But most of the time it’s the ineffectiveness of a condom or a deliberate act of sabotage by a woman that wants to get knocked up.

It’s better not to risk it. Even if the risk is small, the penalty of an accidental pregnancy is beyond terrible. If I had a kid, I’d probably consider suicide. F~~~ that s~~~.

[Anonymous 11]

My friend’s 25 year old hybristophile daughter is here due to a failed condom.

It’s the #1 one reason I target well preserved post wall women who cannot have children. There’s still a whole different set of crap you have to deal with as they are women. Red pill is the anecdote though.

[BubParticipant 1403]

I was having a slow day until this thread came along. An OP with a breakfast cereal for a screen name and ponies and bronies goes 5 pages!
This was some funny s~~~…….
I did check out the Rachmaninov piece. Brilliant.
@ km – I’ve been to the Magic Castle in SoCal, Hollywood if I remember right, and the piano ghost was amazing.

Just rolling down the road

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

here I am at the end of this post….. I’m not sure what to think at this point. I have no issue with Bronies, weird yes, but definitely not dangerous, have fun kid. I’m gonna keep having sex with women when I can, for as long as I can, for nostalgia if no other reason. And just like that we both did whatever the f~~~ we wanted, problem solved. Let that be a lesson to you nay sayers out there (Brony joke), MGTOW can be damn near anything. As long as Applejack does things his own way, who am I to judge. It’s not like I give a f~~~ if someone is judging me….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

I have been in monk mode for the last 14 of 15 years. I just had a gal try to break that, and I held of sex until I talked to her a bit. As soon as I cut off sex she became an ice cold c~~~. She made digs at me for calling out some of bulls~~~, “You need to be on heavy meds”. and when I told her that this experience has cured me from ever wanting to be with a woman again. Her compassion was simply astounding, she ended our encounter by saying, ” I believe you, Good Bye”. I waited for the demon to come out before I was going to f~~~ her, but refusing to f~~~ her brought the demon right to the surface, and it was ugly.

[Ricardo (Shadow)Participant 12]

I agree with all the mgtow in here the reason why I join this amazing group was because I was simply tired of woman’s Bulls~~~ and I don’t have time for that s~~~ anymore especially that I’m doing reaserch I’ve noticed that I have become more of an introvert and I rather have company with a woman for a day or 2 recharge and go my own way it’s just better that way woman are fuking distractions

[The HogParticipant 253]

Have you ever noticed the way a woman’s pubic hair gets stuck between your teeth and it is still there a couple of days later as the toothbrush and floss have not been able to dislodge it unlike a woman with a man’s wallet.

I like the foreplay and sex, just can’t stand what I have to go through to get it. Even a gentle cuddle afterwards can feel great however it is usually more rewarding for the $female$.

She gets dinner, conversation, free rides, free booze, free theater etc etc and I get a pubic hair stuck between my teeth for several days.
I reckon she gets the better end of the deal however the alternative is Ms Palmer and her five daughters….
Yea yea, I know a wank is more satisfying but there is something about smelling a woman, the pheromones that can drive you nuts, drive you to distraction…. Call me weird if you want but I love the smell of females!

I also notice how much more attractive they seem when ovulating… has anyone else noticed?

How do you notice? – Girl at the sandwich shop usually appears ordinary. Then for a few days she is like the sweetest most gorgeous thing you have ever seen – You just unconsciously picked up that she is ovulating. I can’t resist an ovulating female!
Then she returns to her ordinary sandwich making self a few days later.

They are damned hard to resist!!!!

Had a woman loudly declare female superiority because they can multi-task and men can't! Told her to "shut up and fuck off" and she couldn't do either!

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