I Really Don't Get You Guys…

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

So tired …. so … so … tired ?

It’s exhausting me … so I can’t begin to understand how KM feels.

I feel half the time I’m answer stuff that the OP just isn’t fishing for.

Oh well … more coffee and pma should see this off ?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Applejack wrote:

I just…..really am surprised.

Are you?

Are you REALLY.

Men f~~~ing women is physiological & biological destiny. Aside from the purpose a man creates in his life, that’s what he is DESIGNED to do. Bang chicks. This is difficult for you to comprehend, and you request to have this EXPLAINED to you by a group of straight men…..

…. but *BRO-NIES* should be understandable to everyone.

Let’s just let that simmer for a while. Take your time.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 11]

Please Applejack, we’re open to learning. I’m 48 and read about Bronies so I kind of thought that’s what you were from the avatar.

Wow, women that add value to my life what an alien concept +1 for taking our s~~~ and coming back though.

[Jon the Ex-SquidParticipant 298]

Applejack wrote:

As for being a brony, there are many reasons why I like the show. 

That’s probably good enough. We all have our personal preferences. Which feeds back into your original post. To someone who doesn’t understand the brony-thing, there’s not much you’re gonna be able to say to change their perception of it.  Just like those of us who enjoy sex to varying degrees and its not something you feel the need to do. That’s why its Men Going Their OWN Way.

Giddy-up?

 

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

@keymaster:  Most people don’t understand bronies and I don’t ask for understanding.  I had to come up with some username I could remember.  I’m not surprised that men want to f~~~ chicks.  I’m just surprised they’re willing to take the risk.  To me, it’s just not worth it.  The only thing I can think of is I have some sort of super low libido.  Seeing as I’m only 24, I can’t imagine how low it’s gonna get when I’m say, 50.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Keymaster wrote:

Rennie wrote:

He’s a “brony”, that’s what the pony avatar is about. Seems alot of guys are obsessed with the show for some reason beyond my understanding.

A “BRONY”?? You’re not serious. That’s a THING?? Please kill me. Kill me quickly. But do it now. I refuse to share the planet with “bro-nies”.

Bronies are indeed a thing.  A HUGE thing.  Some (though I highly doubt this one) even have “crushes” on the female pony characters on that show.  It can get pretty messed up.  I notice a lot of guys like the new “My Little Pony” as a way to integrate into what females like and get their attention.  I’ve seen a little bit of that show, and it seems more like a show that would be for little kids or teenage girls that like “randomness.”  It has its funny moments (certainly more so than the previous incarnation from the 80’s), but it also seems to feed into the “gender-neutral” pandering I’ve been seeing a lot lately.

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

<span style=”font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 16px;”>but it also seems to feed into the “gender-neutral” pandering I’ve been seeing a lot lately.

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I would love for the genders to be truly equal.  And in that show, they are.  It would be lovely if life were really like that.  It’s one of the only shows I see that don’t have men portrayed as complete and total idiots and women as superior in almost every way.  There’s no pussy worship or other BS.  It’s a good natured show and quite idyllic.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Jon the Ex-Squid wrote:

Just like those of us who enjoy sex to varying degrees and its not something you feel the need to do. That’s why its Men Going Their OWN Way.

BTTOW Bronies Trotting Their Own Way? I like it! Should we create a website for it???

Applejack wrote:

@KeyMaster:  I don’t know you but I’m going to assume you’re probably over the age of 30.  People that aren’t from my generation don’t understand.  It’s okay.  Don’t try.

That’s extremely precarious. Let me return your serve….

“I don’t know you but I’m going to assume you’re probably over the age of 12. People that aren’t from my generation don’t understand WHY a man will want to have sex with a female. It’s okay. Don’t try.”

You subscribe to bronies. But you don’t subscribe to NATURE.
Thats’ more than just a little f~~~ed up.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

OK i just googled “bronies” and I need to buy a vowel, because O …..MY …… GOD.

HOTT.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[heads-upParticipant 320]

In fact Applejack brushed on the whole bronie thing in his intro…..I didnt get it,,,,,I still dont…….but I knew it was was gonna come back into play again….:-)………………………dude some of us REEAAlly like to get our c~~~s polished once in a while…..if you where into it you would never have started this post.Fair dues for hanging in there though…..but your posts will always have to fight their way through past that avatar….just saying.

STD’s is a very good point though……….its always a worry…..but f~~~ it…….

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

@keymaster:  I don’t know.  I like a show that isn’t hurting anyone and I have a low sex drive.  That’s all I see here.  Yeah, I’m f~~~ed up in some ways.  I’m not normal.  I don’t want to be normal.  I’m happy the way I am.  Frankly I feel grateful that I’m not all horny and s~~~ all the time.  I might make a mistake and actually knock a bitch up or get an STD.  Right now there’s exactly 0% chance of that.  I honestly thought I had a normal sex drive.  Obviously that’s not the case.

Oh, and thank you for the pic.  There are f~~~ing weirdos in every fandom and ponies are no exception.  I do have a weak stomach you know.  But 99.99999% of bronies are NOT weirdo perverts.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Oh I just said all of this and pulled your brony-tail to get your attention. It’s called “clickbait”, and it worked.

🙂

Now we’re even.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[ApplejackSpectator 235]

@keymaster:  +1.  Fair enough.  I’m used to it.  It’s f~~~ing hilarious to see people’s reaction to bronies.  Many bronies are offended, but I’m not.  It’s weird as f~~~.  It took over a year of harassment from my friends and me being REALLY bored before I actually gave the show a chance.  And honestly if I hadn’t taken a whole month off work, been bored as f~~~ and depressed, and totally desperate for something new to watch, I never would have given the show a chance.  The whole time I was downloading the episodes I kept shaking my head and thinking “I can’t believe I’m actually doing this.”

[Jon the Ex-SquidParticipant 298]

Keymaster wrote:

Oh I just said all of this and pulled your brony-tail to get your attention. It’s called “clickbait”, and it worked. Now we’re even.

 

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Keymaster wrote:

OK i just googled “bronies” and I need to buy a vowel, because O …..MY …… GOD.

HOTT.

That looks just like the guy on Bob’s Burgers.

Fuck this planet.

[UmbreonParticipant 152]

@applejack

It’s Ok, I’m in the same boat as to “why…..?”

The same guys who talk about male freedom and not bending to women also are sitting there focusing attention on making women screw them. This means giving women attention and bending to their will even if just for a few minutes. They say they don’t want to give women any of their money, yet then they pay for dates/prostitutes. They refuse to pay for pregnancies/abortions but still risk them all the time. And the STDs are f~~~ing terrifying. Fun fact: a quick shot doesn’t always work these days as chlamydia and Syphilis are starting to become “multiple drug resistant”. Yes, we have drug-immune super STDs now with zero symptoms 80% of the time while they slowly rot your body and brain. All for a five second orgasm.

I get it- they’re horny. But, really, there’s alternatives these days. Look to Japan for answers! They have toys made of jelly rubber and silicone that can feel like anything you want. Some are self-heating. Some move on their own so you can get that “not doing it myself” feeling. Some even do all of the above in response to a game so you can interact! The price of a screw can get you some pretty rockin’ sex toys. Women are obsolete.

Also I’m not into the brony thing, but I understand the sheer nerdness out there. If an imaginary world where women don’t suck (even if they have hooves) makes you happy, more power to you. My imaginary world has monsters that can eat/burn/electrocute/drown/ect you so the women are forced to have half a brain or die. The fun part is that its all imagination so there’s little risk. I see not being ashamed of having an active imagination a sign of being secure in one’s masculinity. No validation from others needed- I’ll just be myself as I know I’m good enough!

Keep on keeping on, brother.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

[Anonymous 11]

My imaginary world is trying to wrap my brain around M-Theory as a concept. I’ve given up on hamsters.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

@chauvinistpig M-Theory and the quantum theory is a fascinating study. Look up the Yang Mills conjecture and it’s applications to quantum gauge theory. It’s an elegant combination of group theory in mathematics and actual physics.

@applejack You and I are in a similar boat. Though I am not a brony (I do have a friend who used to be, I have no problem with it) I do gravitate towards animated materials as a source of happiness. I am a freelance illustrator and I am doing work to enhance my portfolio by working for a studio group.  My dream is to have my own booth at Comic Con. Unlike a lot cartoon and anime fans, I do have talent but I’m developing myself to be better because I have a long way to go. Going my own way has allowed to me indulge in more animated art forms like manga, anime, digital animations, web-comics, indie comics, and most recently motion comics. They influence my work, and one thing I admire about MLP is that takes the most positive human emotions and embodies them into characters that people literally fall in love with. THAT is a successful art form in my most humble opinion.  My dream is to create characters that invoke emotion in a way that’s not so different from MLP, though my way doesn’t involve ponies.

Sex is not for everyone. It’s not for me and it took me 2 years to figure that out. I don’t ask men why they want sex. It’s foolish question. It’s like asking people why they want to learn. The urge to explore can’t be tempered. A better question to ask is, what are men willing to give up for sex. That’s what truly defines who’s in control, their big head or little head.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[heads-upParticipant 320]

fermat271 said

“I don’t ask men why they want sex. It’s foolish question. It’s like asking people why they want to learn.”

it is SO NOT????????????

I want to learn because I want to learn new stuff,I occasionally f~~~ because I already learned that I like it.Not at all complicated.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Applejack wrote:

 It’s weird as f~~~.  It took over a year of harassment from my friends and me being REALLY bored before I actually gave the show a chance.  And honestly if I hadn’t taken a whole month off work, been bored as f~~~ and depressed, and totally desperate for something new to watch, I never would have given the show a chance.  The whole time I was downloading the episodes I kept shaking my head and thinking “I can’t believe I’m actually doing this.”

And there it is. Well then I can tell you this isn’t a website or community for you. You’re among red-pill thinking men here. Don’t misunderstand, I’m not making your mind up for you, I’m gonna make this one and only effort to snap you out of it. Your boredom is not anybody else’s responsibility to entertain. DOn’t join here for that purpose to entertain yourself by generating “clickbait” for your own amusement because your life is empty.

• “being REALLY bored” and “bored as f~~~ and depressed”

You’re not “bored”… you’re BORING. Big difference. With ALL the things to do, see, discover, learn, places to travel, ideas to share, books to write, paintings to paint, things to learn and experience in the world…… the kind of person who says they are “bored” in this world isn’t actually “bored”… they are BORING. Personally, I can’t even tolerate someone like that. Clean your bathroom floor. Then you won’t be “bored”.

• “totally desperate for something new to watch”

WATCH? Pick up violin. Create something nobody has done before. Learn to play Chopin or Rachmaninoff on the piano. Do you know who they are?. But you can name all the pretty ponies, right? Learn new language. Go to the gym. Make a lasagna. It’s a goddam guarantee your stable isn’t clean, so clean it up. I have dumped girlfriends permanently from my life the moment they said they are “bored”. You know what they told me when I was working 2 jobs and going to school? “You work too hard. You need to get a life.”…… right after they said they are “bored”.

• “I never would have given the show a chance”

Give YOURSELF a chance first. You’re a lost man. Out of a shell. “Give the show a chance?”. Who says that. The My Pretty Pony show had a chance 20 years ago. You’re late. It had a “chance” without you. You’re among men who are clawing their way to creating premise and purpose with the precious moments they have. 27 hours in a day wouldn’t be enough for them, And you’re “bored” looking for something to “watch”… asking people why they do one of the most natural things on Earth. Time to straighten yourself out. You’re in NO position to say “i really don’t get you guys”.

SMH.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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