Another f~~~ing wedding…can I get some mgtow advice?

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  • #305152
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    Fermat
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    Take some food home if you can. That’s about the only positive I can think of.

    I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

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    Clint england
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    Man! i think i speak for all of us here but i f~~~ing DETEST weddings!!

    A good friend i used to drink with many years ago invited me out of the blue to his just the other week! I had a small surgery just before as it happended, so i didn’t go. It’s not like i ever see the guy any more.

    Another recent one a guy at work invited me to his, i can’t stand him. And bluntly said No! Priceless look on his face!

    I did get dragged into a family one a while ago, so i just ate and drunk everything in sight, spoke to a couple of relatives i like, ignored everyone else. Went home and passed out! About the best you can hope for at a wedding i reckon!!

    I ignore the women as much as possible as usual as to be honest i’m useless around them (thankfully!) and even if i did score with one i can’t f~~~ for s~~~!! Lol.

    Play it how you feel buddy! F~~~’em!

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    Chaff/Flare
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    DUDE, PRIME OPPORTUNITY FOR: Liquid Ass

    When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

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    All responses were awesome..you guys get it.
    Wasn’t that bad…free meal and Budweiser on tap.

    Then you can’t complain. No dishes to wash either. But how did you keep it down without throwing up during the speeches and all that emotional masturbation going on? GAWD, no meal and beer is worth that.

    (rhetorical)

    My last wedding was in 2007 when I watched my 2ND-best friend of 25 years flop sweat during his vows so badly, his best man had to run and get him a TOWEL.

    Not kleenex. A hotel beach towel.

    He was having a full on anxiety attack in front of everyone, and they thought it was “cute” and funny. Everyone giggled – including the bride – except the groom and me.

    I was there to see my friend get “MARRIED” – not BURIED.

    Key Master …… But my God f*** dude like anyone says I wish I had met you when I was 18.

    In my story above I was in my early 30s. That’s probably the first time I said “aaaahhh f~~~ it. I’m not going because – just no.

    I only wish I learned the word “no” at 18 myself.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #306909
    ~BS
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    Older and wiser. The older I get, the less f~~~s I give about what anyone else thinks of me or what I do. And the less concerned I am with giving a politically correct opinion.

    "He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

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    It depends on who is throwing the wedding for me. Catholic weddings are fun. The reception is definitely worth it. The Jewish weddings I’ve attended were decent well catered affairs too. It’s easy to choose which ones to attend. You go by where the reception is being held. Open bar and good food then I will bother.

    Otherwise, my sinus allergies suddenly kicked in today. I just can’t make it. I lost my starving artist niece’s recent wedding invitation. I’ll go to that one just because it’s close family. My brother’s girls never make a second mistake with Chads. They learn after only one so I can be proud of them.

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    FrostByte
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    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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    Samsquanch
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    Chances are him and his bride won’t notice if you are even there or not. Take advantage of free food/drink, then leave.

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