Another f~~~ing wedding…can I get some mgtow advice?

[Professor ChaosParticipant 489]

I’m heading out in a half hour to attend a wedding. Work friend, good guy but I should’ve declined because weddings always suck. There are no exceptions.

Any mgtow advice on how I can make this less painful? There are going to be a bunch of dumb c~~~s and manginas asking if I have a date and giving me advice when I say no.

How early can I leave this s~~~ show without having bad etiquette?

I guess this is more of a rant but any advice would be appreciated.

Have a good weekend everybody.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Watch the wedding crashers. F~~~ her and then call her by another name.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

So I was joking. Just be nice and excuse yourself whenever it gets akward. Go pee or something and come back to another part of the room.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 3]

You should just not go.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

As I always do in uncomfortable situations recommend edible 420. You’ll be mellow won’t care.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Those weddings are filled with awalts looking for husbands .. and what you see is not what you get. If you must attend, don’t mingle, leave early.

[Anonymous 54]

Watch the manginas jump through the hoops!

Show Time!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

use the open bar and try to f~~~ a bridesmaid in the bathroom.
women are super horny at weddings – they’re looking for action. if they don’t get any action – they would feel that they dressed up, did their hair and makeup for nothing

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 54]

Russky wrote:

use the open bar and try to f~~~ a bridesmaid in the bathroom.
women are super horny at weddings – they’re looking for action. if they don’t get any action – they would feel that they dressed up, did their hair and makeup for nothing

Get drunk and go for the fatest brides maid. Report back to us!

[Anonymous 42]

Something has come over me, I feel like s~~~, I need to go home, bye!

You won’t be telling a lie either!

WEDDINGS ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE S~~~!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Will there be an open bar?

That’s all that really matters.

[ComputernerdParticipant 465]

Professor Chaos wrote:

How early can I leave this s~~~ show without having bad etiquette?

They’ll always in a sense hate you for not even having a date. So why even go to a wedding to begin with? F~~~ weddings. They’re more like funerals.

I’m thankful to have never been a part of a wedding. If I’m invited to one, I’ll always end up ignoring the invitation and staying home. Weddings are nothing more but a way for the bride to get more wedding presents from the people she invites anyway. So why even bother?

Seriously f~~~ weddings. Never go to one. Ignore them at all costs.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

Eat a bunch of food then spend the whole wedding in the bathroom feigning diarrhea. Sitting on the toilet smelling other men’s s~~~ would be more enjoyable than actually attending that wedding.

[Anonymous 14]

Go, drink scotch and pay sincere respect to the loss of the groom’s life.

[DiamondSpectator 258]

Avoid it at all costs…

"One hundred women are not worth a single testicle."

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Anonymous wrote:

Russky wrote:
use the open bar and try to f~~~ a bridesmaid in the bathroom.
women are super horny at weddings – they’re looking for action. if they don’t get any action – they would feel that they dressed up, did their hair and makeup for nothing
Get drunk and go for the fatest brides maid. Report back to us!

Bring all the gross details and an audio file of the slapping fat folds.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[~BSParticipant 3266]

FrostByte wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

Russky wrote:
use the open bar and try to f~~~ a bridesmaid in the bathroom.
women are super horny at weddings – they’re looking for action. if they don’t get any action – they would feel that they dressed up, did their hair and makeup for nothing
Get drunk and go for the fatest brides maid. Report back to us!

Bring all the gross details and an audio file of the slapping fat folds.

Take a selfie of the bangfest and insert it into the slideshow

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[BoarParticipant]

Burritos, lots of burritos.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Dr. SableParticipant 1064]

YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED A WEEK AGO AND MY ANSWERS WOULD HAVE BEEN , DO NOT GO !

Zero Tolerance

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Don’t go, and when asked later on, reply:
“I went to the wrong church by mistake, and by the time I realized they were having a funeral instead of a wedding, it was too late to make it to your church. So I stayed for the potluck afterwards.”

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