Another f~~~ing wedding…can I get some mgtow advice?

[HitmanParticipant]

go
eat
drink, a little
leave whenever you f~~~ing want to..
as soon as you fill up at the open bar and free food
just walk out.
goodbyes not needed.
much easier to silently exit..
after they all have a few drinks no one will notice.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

^^ Yes. DON’T GO. For no other reason than you don’t want to.

Something to put into practice.

Think back on all the times you have been the “good guy”, the “yes man”, the agreeable one….. the one who CARED about being “liked”. You went to s~~~ you didn’t want to go to, and everyone really LIKED you. But did you like yourself?

Today, you get to be the dick. Try it one time. It feels f~~~ing fantastic.

For all the times you said “ok”, and others flaked on you, they didn’t follow up or text you back, and you were the reliable/dependable one while everyone else appeared to not give a s~~~… well today you’re going to rewrite that script for the first time, and you’re gonna learn the awesomeness off the word “NO”.

And the only justification for it is because you don’t want to.

How awesome is that.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Ignore the above recommendation if it doesn’t make you feel GOOD. Save it for another time if you must. It should feel GREAT to say “No”.

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I was once expected at a big “closing” party after 2 1/2 years of working for a company. It was a real big deal and every was going to be there. I just didn’t want to go. So at the last minute, everyone said “see you at the party!”… and I said “OK!! see you there!!”……

Then I slipped out the side entrance into the alley and went home instead. I ordered a bucket of KFC and watched bad TV and ate it in my underwear, with one hand down my pants , and a great big smile on my face. Best closing party ever.

After 2 1/2 years of working with them , I just didn’t want to be around those people for ONE MINUTE LONGER than necessary anymore. Showing up and pretending to be “sorry it was over” would have been SO hypocritical, because I couldn’t have been happier about it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 43]

dude…poke holes in all of yer car tires, you will have an out, and have more fun at the tire store checking out new rims, counting the little nubby things on the display tires and reading old issues of car and driver.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

I wouldn’t poke holes in my tires but my God that sounds like the best idea I’ve ever heard. the bridesmaid or one of her daughters sisters that would be what you would want to go for. Hahaha get drunk enjoy be happy don’t be miserable. Tattoodave

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Key Master how long have you been alive. But my God f*** dude like anyone says I wish I had met you when I was 18. What do you say to the key master but honor. I used to be a Salesman and I know it when I see it so if the keymaster responds probably better take that advice. I’m only 60 and I’ve been most of my life a blue pill. Listen to experience then compare because I have found it to be the best test.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Arguably the best I have heard

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

That would be the easiest choice. That would be my choice but I am Monk. Thanks John P

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Don’t forget to bring a wedding gift:

To celebrate his new residence, the plantation:

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 54]

Anonymous wrote:

counting the little nubby things on the display tires

what are those for anyways?hah

[Anonymous 0]

Anonymous wrote:

may 7 2020 wrote:

counting the little nubby things on the display tires

what are those for anyways?hah

I think they are from the rubber casting.

[WraithParticipant 242]

I hope the wedding wasn’t too bad.

I’m going to an inescapable family wedding next week. It sounds bad to say that about a family wedding, but it’s a step-sibling who came into my life when I was in my late 20s. I’ll just say we never clicked. If we never heard from each other again, neither of us would notice. Aside from that, I can’t stand all the drama surrounding weddings. All the oneupwomanship over the extravagance of it.

There’s no doubt that something at the wedding will be taken as a slight. After the wedding, it’ll be brought up the next time I see certain people. It’ll start with somebody gasping, “Did you see…?” I think I’ll cut if off right there with, “Yeah, yeah, what else is new with weddings?”

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

RUN FORREST RUN!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Professor ChaosParticipant 489]

All responses were awesome..you guys get it.

Wasn’t that bad…free meal and Budweiser on tap.

Work people so mostly talked to work people about work s~~~.

Ready for a relaxing weekend starting with bar tailgating then Michigan game tomorrow.

Ahhhhhhhh the life of a bachelor

[Anonymous 54]

Professor Chaos wrote:

All responses were awesome. You guys get it.

Wasn’t that bad…free meal and Budweiser on tap.

Work people so we mostly talked to work people about work s~~~.

Ready for a relaxing weekend starting with bar tailgating then Michigan game tomorrow.

Back already? We learned about tires and stuff while you were gone! Way more interesting than seeing a guy RIUN HIS F~~~ING LIFE.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Professor Chaos wrote:

but I should’ve declined

[Anonymous 43]

[AttonParticipant]

Professor Chaos wrote:

All responses were awesome..you guys get it.

Wasn’t that bad…free meal and Budweiser on tap.

Work people so mostly talked to work people about work s~~~.

Ready for a relaxing weekend starting with bar tailgating then Michigan game tomorrow.

Ahhhhhhhh the life of a bachelor

Alcohol makes it all better.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Buller100Participant 2189]

Go I attended a reception in April, since seeing what it was all about from this forum , I found myself laughing inside.

It was a great night, the fat bride skinny groom all the parents drunk and trying to show off.

Was hilarious, I would really enjoy going to a whole wedding again but I think I would be laughing too much in the church, a throng of Manginas in their sexless marriages pretending they are happy.

It’s a freak show, fee beer and a circus.

What a great day, you will be crying laughing at all the clowns.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Booze usually smooths things over as you don’t give a s~~~. If you can’t leave, see how many shots you can down in the shortest amount of time. If any asks, tell them it’s against the pain. “Against the pain of what?”, they ask. Just point towards the couple and say, “Their future”.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Develop a sudden flu and just send them their present.

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