Women are complete S~~~ at flirting. It’s an art form. It’s a goddam art form and they SUCK at it.
You actually answered her, where I would refuse to. Every question from a woman is a f~~~ing interrogation. Every question is a s~~~ test and you fail if you answer her. Yes or no is not the answer. Explaining is not the answer. She’s try to score on your net, and you have to be the worlds best goalie. Not kidding. Over many years, I actually have developed stock responses to these bulls~~~ questions which will shut a woman up every time.
DO NOT ANSWER WITH YES OR NO: “What, do you have a girlfriend or something?”
“A girlfriend? What are you, EIGHT? Grow up. I only date WOMEN.”
It should already be ASSUMED that you have a girlfriend if she is interested in you and asking personal questions. It would be like walking up to a victoria secret mode and asking “do you have a boyfriend”?
Use the word “bang if” she’s fat and ugly bitch.
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DO NOT ANSWER WITH YES OR NO: “What are you, gay?”
(you now have license to totally say anything with no limits. Use your imagination here.)
“Let’s find out. Why don’t you take out your t~~~, drop to your knees, open your mouth. Then you can tell my crotch how gay I am all you like. You look like you would really loge that too.”
If you’re interested in a guy, bitches, be fun, be pleasant, talk about something interest…. don’t f~~~ing ask him if he sucks dick in the first conversation, you stupid f~~~ing TRASH. They are off the chart narcissists. “If you don’t want ME you just be Gay”. INSANE. Every woman born in the last 60 years has been polluted by feminism, magazines and media into thinking: ALL MEN WANT TO F~~~ THEM – ALL THE TIME. Not wanting to f~~~ her at the gas station is just completely impossible and now you’re sucking dick in her imagination
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DO NOT ANSWER WITH YES OR NO: “Oh, so you’re afraid to get in a relationship”
“WHAT?? Who would ever be AFRAID of getting into a loving relationship. Are you out of your f~~~ing mind? If you see a piece of dogs~~~ on the street and you are not interested in picking it up, talking to it, or playing with it… does that mean you are AFRAID of it? Hardly. It means I’m NOT INTERESTED. You are just like that piece of dog s~~~. Totally uninteresting. ”
“OMG YOU”RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!” (That’s the BEST compliment a toxic bitch like that will ever give you.)
“Thanks! That’s when I know sex will happen in zero-point-five minutes. See ya.”
Anyway, has anyone else had these people come up to them?
LOL@ “these people”.
God yes. One example, I was washing my car – the only person at the wash. I like to take 2 hours and do it better than any detailer. It was 11PM and these 2 tipsy broads were stumbling home and laughing and one of them shouted from the sidewalk “Nice car!”. I just smiled and nodded. Then the came over and I knew things were going too good to last.
One of them starts with small talk and then starts grilling me: “Do you work out?”
(WTF???)
What the f~~~ kind of question is that. “Do you work out?”
“Never. I was actually BORN sexy.”
This answer confused the living s~~~ out of her. She was expecting a yes. But I don’t know what the f~~~ her next question would be unless she is a fitness expert trying to sell me yoga lessons. So I made her really uncomfortable and just started at her as if it was her turn to say something now and she gathered her friend and they recoiled off. Then I said something a woman never says: “have a pleasant evening”.
F~~~ing wierdos.
Now if she had the wit , intelligence or creativity to make the conversation interesting, I would have enjoyed talking to her. I may have even offered her a ride if she was fun or clever. But she was neither. She was totally dull and uninteresting. I was interesting enough to approach at 11AM while minding my own business…. so now it’s up to THEM to be interesting.
Imagine walking up to a woman and saying “do you work out?”.
What kind of a retarded line is that. “Do you breathe air?”
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
kbbroiler 4 years, 5 months ago.
cry me a river bitch 
