8 Signs you need to find a girlfriend.

CPig’s official response to yet another Blue Pill dumbass:

1. Your confidence may take a hit – Really, I’m a c~~~y son of a bitch.

2. You might develop bad eating habits – I find chronically eating out at expensive restaurants to be unhealthy.

3. Your dating standards have plummeted – Unicorn is my standard you f~~~ing simp.

4. You get a pet – What the hell is wrong with pets? I enjoy mine. What the hell is wrong with you, man-child?

5. You start looking at your friends as potential mates – WTF? My only female friend is an ex. Refer to point 8.

6. You’ve beaten almost every level of your video games – Own a business. You won’t have time for video games.

7. You turn to your mom for advice – I only wish I could turn to my Mom for advice. She really gave good advice but is dead.

8. You Google or reach out to exes – Exs are exs for a reason enough said

That article is funny, completely missing the point, completely unable to understand men, and completely unable to comprehend why men are going their own ways, and staying single, lol.

Confidence almost certainly gets boosted more, by being single, than being in a relationship.

Women are funny, when they think they know men, they truly know nothing at all.

I got Metal Gear Solid V a few weeks ago and it has been great being able to come home and play it for as long as I want, it is along game. I know both of my exes would be like “why do you have to play Metal Gear Solid everyday, why can’t you do something with me.” Ideally though if I got a girlfriend it would need to be one who says things like “bitch you died, give me the controller.” lol.

As for that one woman in the single girls music video I find it funny how she and so many others use the “I haven’t had sex in ????” as their life is so horrible. I haven’t had sex in 4 years and I am still the same person I was while getting laid. Yeah it is fun, but I am not going to risk STD’s, baby mama drama, child support, false rape accusations, or developing feelings just to feel pussy.

Seems when I went to reply our feminists friends has hacked the site. Why is not bothering anyone bothering them? I’m going to bold some things and explain it at the end. Let’s get to it:

8 Signs That You Need to Find a Girlfriend
Taryn Brooke

Oh, look. Another t~~~ ‘journalist’ who could quite possibly be single and is projecting at a high rate of speed. Think of the arrogance of the title alone, need? Because you say so? F~~~. You.

1. Your confidence may take a hit. Being single for too long can wear on your confidence. Gentlemen, remember, women love a man who’s self-assured. Even if your confidence has taken a hit, fake it until you make it

Correction: Women love men with false bravado and are obnoxious. Do not confuse this with real confidence as they are actually petrified of that. I speak from experience when I say I’ve had women approach me talking about how their friend wants to talk to me but lacks the courage to approach because of the way I carry myself. What that translates to is, that guy looks like he’s not a pushover and won’t put up with my bulls~~~.

Secondly, ‘fake it’. There it is, straight from the horses mouth. What happened to that ‘just be yourself’ line? Oh, that’s right, it’s bulls~~~. Being yourself will get you a one way ticket to the town of Blue B~~~~, population: you. Men have two moods: Good and bad. Unlike your snake like asses, we can’t put on fake smiles and lie to trick people. God forbid you approach the guy and ask him if everything is ok. That would mean you would have to risk rejection and we can’t have that now, can we? What a great way to start a possible realations~~~, with a big, fat lie.

2. You might develop bad eating habitsBecause who do you have to look ripped and sexy for?It takes a lot of effort to cook for one, and it’s so easy to fall into the eating-like-a-bachelor trap of heating up frozen dinners or not touching anything that cannot be cooked in less than five minutes. Make yourself feel good by eating better.

Cooking for one is a lot of effort? I suppose for someone who can’t make Macaroni and Cheese like yourself. Cooking is not rocket science you stupid t~~~s. Funny how I fit in work, working out, hockey and real meals everyday without the help of a woman. ‘Bachelor’ eating won’t keep you in Magic Mike shape for her Eminence to even give you a passing glance. If anything, women are detrimental to your physical fitness in the long term.

3. Your dating standards have plummeted. Being out of the game for too long may make you talk yourself into being OK with the first person you see, no matter what her issues may be. This is not a good thing. Sometimes it’s best to go on a few first days, and make sure to take things slow. Keep your standards high (but not out of reach). You’ll meet her.

Well, if you’d look up from your POF inbox, you’d realize men, even exceptional men don’t have many choices these days. Unless your are the perfect combination of what women have on their checklist you have a 0% chance of subsequent dates. Hell, you have 0% chance of a first dates as online dating, fat acceptance and social media have completely changed how dating is done. Dating is dead. Dead. Marriage is a raw deal for men. No one is going to court you anymore. It’s come down to getting together and f~~~ing and that’s about it. Which women seem to love…..until they hit The Wall. Keep my standards high but not out of reach? Pro. Jeck. Shun. Women don’t date ‘down’ or even on their own level. You’re the retards who run around for years keeping your ‘standards’ high while time is not on your side. There are women still on dating sites from 2010 to this very day? The difference? Still single, fatter, more wrinkles and dropping many of their bulls~~~ requirements. Too late I’m afraid. Men look at the world logically. Who is going to waste time pleasing the modern western princess when there is an entire world of seas to sail, trails to walk, nature to enjoy, video games to play and so on. Don’t give me the sex thing. You all claim to be more than a vagina, yet men have other outlets for sexual realese. What does that say about you?

4. You get a pet
If you’re starting to miss having a human companion, you may decide to get a furry friend. This isn’t a bad thing — pets are loving and loyal — as long as you’re 100% ready to take on the responsibilities that come with having a pet. Who knows? The next time you take Fido to the park, he might just help you attract a beautiful woman.

Projection. Do you own a cat? Dog’s provide real companionship, unlike a useless t~~~ as you. Plus, they love to run, play fetch, wrestle, etc. they pull people out of fires, rescue them from snow, sniff drugs, etc. They’re just plain fun and great companions. So, I should use my loyal friend as a means to an end to attract a parasite that will ruin my life later? Pass.

If you’re dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in? The dog, because he’ll be quiet when you let him in.

5. You start looking at your friends as potential mates
If you’re starting to fantasize about women you’ve been friends with for years, take a step back and evaluate the situation. When it comes to girls you’re good friends with, it may be easy to envision starting something with them, but is that really what you want? Is that what she wants? It’s important to tread carefully here — otherwise, you might ruin a good friendship in the process.

Fail. No man should have female friends.

6. You’ve beaten almost every level of your video games Playing video games is a great way to unwind after a long day at the office — especially when you’re a bachelor. But if this hobby is consuming your life, it’s time to get off the couch, stat. Venture into the real world, so you can meet the person of your dreams!

Couldn’t writer an article without mentioning public enemy number one could you? The direct competition for our money and attention. Do tell me, oh Queen, what should I be doing with my free time? Why do assume every man works at ‘the office’? Why does it matter if you’re single or with someone to play video games or not? Maybe because about what I said about money and attention. Why don’t you get of social media, venture out in the real world and approach a man for once? F~~~ing double standard. The person of your dreams? Disney bulls~~~ you grew up with. Men have to live in reality. Stupid. Game consoles and PC’s have an ‘off’ button. I’ll play Rock Band while you sift through your overflowing inbox on POF while your ego gets bigger and you keep scratching off potential suitors because they’re not SupermanJamesBondMillionareLordRodVonHugendongToughYetSensitiveBadBoyGoodSenseOfHumorLordOfTheBankAcconts.

7. You turn to your mom for advice
It’s in a mother’s DNA to want to help their sons find the perfect mate. Although you’ve been avoiding consulting your mother, why not just give her matchmaking skills a try? It’s worth a shot — remember, your mother is always right.

Fail. No man turns to any woman for dating advice. Should I ask a deer how to hunt it? A fish how to catch it? In my case, my mom is probably your leader and this would be completely disastrous.

8. You Google or reach out to exes
You start to think that breaking up with your ex was a really bad idea, and consider the possibility of getting back together. Don’t do this. Although Google and social media makes it easy to see what your ex is up to, avoid searching them. What happened in the past is best left in the past. The person of your dreams is out there; you just haven’t found her yet.

What pathetic excuse for a human does this? Or is this your target? A weak man you can manipulate because he’s desperate and thirsty? The person of your dreams is out there but you haven’t found them yet? See #6.

Key words/phrases:

1. Taryn (female)
2. Fake it
3. Because who do you have to look ripped and sexy for?
4. Game
5. Make sure to take things slow
6. Help you attract a beautiful woman.
7. The person of your dreams.
8. A long day at the office.

Female preaching about being fake, requires a man to be in tip top condition, thinks dating is a game when now it’s work, wants to take things slow (no sex for some time if ever), wants you to use a friends for personal gain…..to achieve a bulls~~~ Disney fantasy and requires a high paid white-collar worker.

Makes me want to go out and date right now!

F~~~ you Taryn, It’s. Over.

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Thanks Lucifer, I try.

This killed me!
One of the reasons I went MGTOW was that I realized that I did not need a female in my life to be happy, debt-free, healthy, sane and ALIVE. I especially love the eating comment. I did all of the cooking when I was with my wife, and we ate nothing but healthy, fresh food cooked from scratch. In fact, when I told her I was leaving her, she said that I must be fooling around with another woman. I paused and asked her where I was every night at 6pm? She looked to the sky for an answer, and I told her in the house cooking your dinner! I never heard the other woman comment again!

Keymaster wrote:

A “girlfriend” is just some silly chick who thinks an unmarried man should not bang other women and pay for everything. What idiot would ever sign up for that?

I think that’s more a blue pill guy’s problem, every now and then I fight those blue pill urges, I keep banging on about FRAME…that’s what it’s about setting your own rules…and following them.

Keymaster wrote:

I even give her the benefit of the doubt. THREE little rules, or you’re out of my life:

1. Respect my time and property.
2. I gotta be having FUN being around you.
3. Be direct. Not interested in being a mind reader.

I like those rules…sorry but I’m appropriating them for myself….great set of rules to live by in relation to womanz.

Keymaster wrote:

then as soon as a get a “girlfriend”…. within 2 weeks or less, I can’t WAIT to be rid of her.

2 weeks……I’m lucky to last 2 days…..some are so f~~~ed up I’m over it within 2 minutes.

Pathetic Beta crap but a good laugh.

For one I cook and eat better than when I had some bimbo around whose idea of food was ordering out. womin today cannot cook to save their lives,
As for confidence thats always reinforced by some lil twits pathetic effort to hook me.
Dating standards-I always have the very best “companionship” money can buy!
I don’t have time for pets,video games or fetard friends.
My mother ran off with some asshole when I was eight,last person on this f~~~ing earth I’d ask for advice and as for keeping track of ex’s,I could care less what they are up to.

So any other BS advice Taryn? No,then go curl up with your f~~~ing cat!

Scandinavian wrote:

@skeptisk Is that Tjostolv Moland on your avatar?Besides: open world rpgs are the s~~~! I lost count at around 1800 hrs played on Skyrim. Adding Fallout 3 and New Vegas I think I actually spent more time on those games than I did on women throughout life. And tbqh I had more fun playing too.

Yes they are the s~~~. I’ve spent a few hundred hours on skyrim myself. Lydia is the only girlfriend I need. She is sworn to carry my burdens! Plus she doesn’t get mad at me when I sit there and fap to her (not joking).

DrAK74 wrote:

This killed me!One of the reasons I went MGTOW was that I realized that I did not need a female in my life to be happy, debt-free, healthy, sane and ALIVE. I especially love the eating comment. I did all of the cooking when I was with my wife, and we ate nothing but healthy, fresh food cooked from scratch. In fact, when I told her I was leaving her, she said that I must be fooling around with another woman. I paused and asked her where I was every night at 6pm? She looked to the sky for an answer, and I told her in the house cooking your dinner! I never heard the other woman comment again!

Yeah, somehow the firs thing that came to mind about that bad eating comment was “enjoying souffle mignon and some extremely fine drink, and offering her NONE. LOL.